Broadfern

@Broadfern@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I need help finishing the SHITPO phonetic alphabet⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Incontinence

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You didn't grow up yet, till you choose your power grain, what is yours?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Rice. Goes with everything, can be made stovetop in ~20 mins and is fairly cheap.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Remember the whole covid thing. Well instead of wearing a useless mask THIS GUY had the solution that actually worked⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m seeing a theme today, OP. Something on your mind?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨People that have face/butt labeled towels must do a terrible job washing their butts⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Eh, I have enough to do towels two-three times a month. I’m okay with that tradeoff.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨People that have face/butt labeled towels must do a terrible job washing their butts⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t care that it’s completely freshly clean; a butt is still a butt and has butt germs and I would rather not think about it. I’m gonna do laundry anyway, it’s easier that way.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Linux usage hits an all-time high in Steam Hardware Survey—and AMD processors continue their march against Intel⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The US government has stake in Intel. Don’t trust them anymore.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shut up science!!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d rather spend one hour on my phone before bed than three trying and failing to get my brain to shut up ¯\(ツ)/¯

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Getting too expensive⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  This is the 21st century version of A Modest Proposal. I love it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Throw enough spaghetti at the wall and some is bound to stick⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  My esteemed internet peer, if the genders were different it would still be just as funny to stick in the group chat and roast the original sender.

  Like, at least own it lol and lean into the “party organizer” role you just set up for yourself.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's nothing⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Precordial catch. More common when you’re younger but hoo boy do they hurt like a motherfucker. Fortunately they’re harmless.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bird law is not governed by reason⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  More terrifying than any eldritch horror, clearly.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do you cheat in video games?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Bind one of the back buttons to tilde (~) and then pull up your steam keyboard, if you’re talking about console cheats (like in Skyrim or Fallout).

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If you are nervous about trying it, then just take this simple test first⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Considering I hate eggnog, this tracks.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Bold of you to assume people weren’t stupid enough to aim them at each other for fun before then.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨it's friend shaped!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Imagine your cat was big enough to rip your arm off at playtime. That’s why.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Be careful with this information⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Free top surgery if I read?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨TIL smoking is good for your body⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Where are Americans mentioned? These folks look great on their own lol, no need to waste thought on the US.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨TIL smoking is good for your body⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Wait are these actually the same people? Holy shit that’s a glow up

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I kNoW wHaT cHaV mEaNs⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Mans not hot

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I learned my lesson and stopped offering my services⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Everybody in ancient garb except for the kid in the corner visiting from the magic school bus

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨And my premature ejaculation is the shortcoming!?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The boomer humor kind

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Use a mirror at least once a day⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I know this is a joke obviously but that feels kinda mean.

  Gotta hype up your SO. Make em feel like a model while they’re doing the dishes 😎

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Someone should put the 63 actual humans who are still MAGA on suicide watch after this past several days.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “Unknown percentage;” pretty sure that Venn diagram is just a circle.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sensory issues⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Their mom probably also is weirdly particular about certain textures “for no reason at all” 👀

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Americans are holding onto devices longer than ever and it’s costing the economy⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s my plan. Primarily food and handmade/carefully picked gifts rather than lavish this year.

  Also wtf? How is 2 years “a long time” to hold onto an expensive machine? Mine have been at least 4-5 years between buys. Products are supposed to last.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gaming Pet Peeves⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Lack of accessibility options, not unlike you.

  Most games are better about this now, but subtitles, difficulty options, and the ability to turn off flashing lights are critical to the point I can’t play for long, sometimes at all without them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gaming Pet Peeves⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Unskippable cutscenes absolutely need to die. Even on the first playthrough - give me the info I need in a notes section or something, but do not waste my limited time on this coil with slow “exposition.”

  I usually quit those when they get too grating and move on, but it’s frustrating nonetheless.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨After Today's meeting where Trump fell in love with Mamdani, this is MAGA tomorrow morning.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The last person who said something nice to him is whoever’s side he’s on, example 5829583920.

  Mamdani is awesome anyway, but it’s amusing to see.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can confirm that it works⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Cartman?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Roblox to block children from talking to adult strangers after string of lawsuits⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  God forbid they just shut down the chat function??? Ffs