I skipped right to boneless wings.
The pipeline
Submitted 11 months ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to [deleted]
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stinerman@midwest.social 11 months ago
andros_rex@lemmy.world 11 months ago
A few hours I got my first testosterone shot, I went to Buffalo Wild Wings and demolished some beer and wings. I had never enjoyed either before. The pipeline is backwards!
minorkeys@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Stalin would have, and possibly did, murder non-binary folk without hesitation.
SouthEndSunset@lemm.ee 11 months ago
I’m sure he’s satire. Have to be.
Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Uhhhh, Google him
Horrifically not satire
SouthEndSunset@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Oh dear god.
His Tweets used to come up back in the day when I was on Twitter and I used to think that there was no way he could be serious, given how ridiculous some of his tweets were. Thank you for enlightening me.
Etterra@discuss.online 11 months ago
Man covid must’ve fried his brain really good and crispy.
Quadhammer@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Not boneless though. Anyone that unironically puts alpha male in their handle is getting it up the ass no question
Ledericas@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Isn’t it weird he’s married with a child
Iceman@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Nick Adams (gender in name) is declaring that he is one step form communism. .
Valmond@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I’m at “boneless wings” but we don’t have that where I live, how can I get to the next level?
supro47@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Boneless wings are just breaded chicken tenders that have been sauced up. They really have nothing to do with wings.
Etterra@discuss.online 11 months ago
You might be able to substitute chicken nuggets, but only if you call them “nuggies.”
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Gonna need to sauce up those nugz to get a similar experience.
Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 11 months ago
I thought it started with ice shanties and ended with prostitution.
FuckFascism@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Wow, Communism has never looked so good.
Holyginz@lemmy.world 11 months ago
If alpha and beta were an actual thing, putting alpha male in parenthesis next to your name would be the most beta thing you could do, lol.
Doctor_Satan@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Nick Adams once said on Twitter that Alpha males never have to announce that they are Alpha males, with (Alpha male) right there in his name. For the longest time, I refused to believe he wasn’t a parody account. Then I looked into him, and the dude is 100% serious. Some people are just impossibly stupid.
toadjones79@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Alpha male is the easiest way a person can say they either had shitty parents or they ignored everything they were taught to be shitty all by themselves.
Etterra@discuss.online 11 months ago
“I am not Count Olaf,” Count Olaf insisted.
ALilOff@lemmy.world 11 months ago
If you have to tell people you’re an alpha male, then you’re not an alpha male.
Jax@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
I joke with my girlfriend all the time about how ‘I’M A MAN!’
Like yes, we get it - you are very insecure about the little guy in between your legs. Let’s get those trans kids some rights so you can get some testosterone replacement. It’s very easy, step one step two.
peteyestee@feddit.org 11 months ago
Okay… What’s the deal with boneless wings? I’ve noticed guys looking at me different at Buffalo wild wings.
Bieren@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Nothing. I do like good bone in wing. But nothing wrong with boneless for the days I don’t want to have to take a shower after eating to get sauce out of my beard. It’s basically people just being afraid of their own feelings or unsure of their own sexuality that have an issue with them.
Doctor_Satan@lemm.ee 11 months ago
HeyJoe@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I read all the pics here, and this person sounds nuts. I had never heard of him before and kind of sad that I do now.
AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
This confuses me because BWW has cauliflower wings which is clearly the cuck soy boy choice. (It’s me, I’m the soy boy, but I usually go with the black bean burger.)
postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Alphas like putting bones in their mouths?
Jerb322@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I’m only bone in, cuz I like dark meat.
bss03@infosec.pub 11 months ago
It’s “choosing the easy option” and “being soft”. There’s no deeper meaning that I can discern.
Evidently, “real men” choose “hardship” so they are ready when “hardship” chooses them?
Also I think the pictured “(Alpha Male)” account is intentional satire of the Tates of the world.
Famko@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Unfortunately the account isn’t satire and he actually believes the things he’s posting.
Pacattack57@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Real men pay extra for half the food and have to wipe there hands every 15 seconds so they can touch things without getting sauce everywhere.
Boneless is inherently superior because I love boobies and therefore only eat breast.
trashboat@midwest.social 11 months ago
I honestly prefer boneless, not that I don’t like a good bone-in wing now and again. I suppose there’s some weird masculine pride that dudes get eating bone-in wings, and eating boneless goes against that?
Doctor_Satan@lemm.ee 11 months ago
I prefer bone-in because I prefer dark meat. I also like the crispy skin more than breading. When I do get a craving for white meat chicken nuggets, I’ll make them myself and won’t toss them in sauce. It makes the breading soggy.
Dick_Justice@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Wait, what… what did the words say?
phoenixz@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
Communists are sexy now?
MITM0@lemmy.world 11 months ago
So we all become sexy with communism ?
Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 11 months ago
smokingpistol@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Trippin I love me some boneless wings
bitwolf@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Boneless wings are superior. I’ll stand by that
FilthyHookerSpit@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I don’t disagree but they’re basically chicken nuggets.
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 11 months ago
Whole meat chicken nuggets!
That’s important.
TaiCrunch@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
But they’re ✨ sophisticated ✨
Rajkuhl@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Anywhere between boneless wings and communism. Would smash.
samus12345@lemm.ee 11 months ago
We’ve always used gender pronouns, dumbass. Or does it not use them?
menemen@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Turks are the perfect alphas confirmed (we don’t have gender in our language).
Realitaetsverlust@lemmy.zip 11 months ago
Which is the prime example for gendered language not doing shit for inclusivity.
RandomVideos@programming.dev 11 months ago
Unlike Romanian, which has gendered pronouns, adjectives, numbers and nouns
samus12345@lemm.ee 11 months ago
I would say it makes being trans there easier, but…
Novice_Idiot@lemmy.wtf 11 months ago
The (alpha male) got me. How the fuck does this guy take himself seriously?
driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 11 months ago
This isn’t the same guy saying that society is doomed because people don’t take 7yos to Hooters anymore?
FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 11 months ago
0ops@lemm.ee 11 months ago
INJURED? Call 1 (800) 123-4567 to KISS MY ASS
Diddlydee@feddit.uk 11 months ago
I haven’t seen or heard of this gormless Trump-fellating gobshite in ages. It was a good run.
samus12345@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Oh, he’s serious? Poe’s Law strikes again!
TrojanRoomCoffeePot@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I saw the original version only yesterday afternoon. How did this lose 1/4 of its height and gain a bust of Stalin in such a short time?
Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 11 months ago
Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 11 months ago
Needs some photocopier burns to complete the process!
Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee 11 months ago
I don’t think that’s the true ending. I think we can take this even further
einlander@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Well a court ruled boneless wings do not actually have to be boneless l, so… 🤷♂️
Katzelle3@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Is it gay to eat tenders?
jaredt@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
Is it tender to eat gays?
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Yes. It’s quite gay to have meat in your mouth and enjoy it.
darvocet@infosec.pub 11 months ago
Tenders - yes Tendies - no
Rampsquatch@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Fellas, is it gay to want to fuck Stalin if he looks like the person at the end?
oppy1984@lemm.ee 11 months ago
No, Stalin is our collective boipussy comrade.
Rampsquatch@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Oh good, I thought for a minute I might be sent to the gulags.
ceenote@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I’m not sure how to square away my respect for pronouns and acceptance of trans people with my strong preference for bone-in wings. Like, really strong. The meat is just better.
Microw@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Ah yes, famously socially progressive Stalin
TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Stalin was a misunderstood man on the search for bolshevic boypussi
MithranArkanere@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Yeah. Tankies always forget you can’t have socialism without democracy, and either no government or a government that is strictly from the bottom up, and fascists gladly play along with that facade as it works in their interests.
“Authoritarian communism” is an oxymoron.
And not an “emphasis” kind of oxymoron like “bittersweet” or “impossible solution”, or a “poetic” kind like “living dead”.
An “absolutely impossible” kind of oxymoron. like “married bachelor” or “squared circle”.UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 11 months ago
“Authoritarian communism” is an oxymoron.
The definition of “Authoritarianism” seems to be bound up in the libertarian view of free markets versus unfree governments.
There’s a book I like called The People’s Republic of Walmart. It describes how much of the Command Economy practiced in the 60s and 70s by “authoritarian” socialist states was picked up and integrated into the corporate model in an effort to improve efficiency of supply chains and reduce the cost of industrial manufacturing. Walmart’s vertical integration follows a model that any Socialist government would laud. It just hordes the surplus for shareholders, at the expense of its employment base.
When the Socialists were making cars in Yugoslavia with a highly efficient regional distribution of manufacturing and assembly, it was horrifying infringement on the rights of the business community. When Ford and Nissian picked up on these practices and imported them to the US and Japan, it was The Miracle of Free Market Innovation that delivered huge returns to investors.
Liberals love to cringe and wring their hands when they hear about Lenin’s “Dictatorship of the Proletariat”. After all, how can we be free if worker’s council get to dictate our housing stock or our employment opportunities or our transit corridors or our retail inventory? But they’re utterly blaise about living under an economy whose function is dictated by a handful of corporate boards and banking executives making all the same decisions because… freedom?
floo@retrolemmy.com 11 months ago
Yeah, the guy who thought a ~10 year break in genociding lgbtq people was “a bit much”.
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 11 months ago
It’s not gay if you’re on top- heir to the Romans Stalin
daannii@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I always say if you have to tell people, it’s probably not true.
“I’m not racist, but…” “I’m very smart” “I’m a nice guy”