Alpha male, LOL. You know he has several restraining orders against him.
The pipeline
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Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 5 weeks ago
Holyginz@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
If alpha and beta were an actual thing, putting alpha male in parenthesis next to your name would be the most beta thing you could do, lol.
Doctor_Satan@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
Nick Adams once said on Twitter that Alpha males never have to announce that they are Alpha males, with (Alpha male) right there in his name. For the longest time, I refused to believe he wasn’t a parody account. Then I looked into him, and the dude is 100% serious. Some people are just impossibly stupid.
Etterra@discuss.online 5 weeks ago
“I am not Count Olaf,” Count Olaf insisted.
toadjones79@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
Alpha male is the easiest way a person can say they either had shitty parents or they ignored everything they were taught to be shitty all by themselves.
ALilOff@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
If you have to tell people you’re an alpha male, then you’re not an alpha male.
Jax@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
I joke with my girlfriend all the time about how ‘I’M A MAN!’
Like yes, we get it - you are very insecure about the little guy in between your legs. Let’s get those trans kids some rights so you can get some testosterone replacement. It’s very easy, step one step two.
Novice_Idiot@lemmy.wtf 5 weeks ago
The (alpha male) got me. How the fuck does this guy take himself seriously?
FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
0ops@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
INJURED? Call 1 (800) 123-4567 to KISS MY ASS
driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 5 weeks ago
This isn’t the same guy saying that society is doomed because people don’t take 7yos to Hooters anymore?
samus12345@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
We’ve always used gender pronouns, dumbass. Or does it not use them?
menemen@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Turks are the perfect alphas confirmed (we don’t have gender in our language).
RandomVideos@programming.dev 5 weeks ago
Unlike Romanian, which has gendered pronouns, adjectives, numbers and nouns
Realitaetsverlust@lemmy.zip 5 weeks ago
Which is the prime example for gendered language not doing shit for inclusivity.
samus12345@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
I would say it makes being trans there easier, but…
peteyestee@feddit.org 5 weeks ago
Okay… What’s the deal with boneless wings? I’ve noticed guys looking at me different at Buffalo wild wings.
bss03@infosec.pub 5 weeks ago
It’s “choosing the easy option” and “being soft”. There’s no deeper meaning that I can discern.
Evidently, “real men” choose “hardship” so they are ready when “hardship” chooses them?
Also I think the pictured “(Alpha Male)” account is intentional satire of the Tates of the world.
Famko@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Unfortunately the account isn’t satire and he actually believes the things he’s posting.
Pacattack57@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Real men pay extra for half the food and have to wipe there hands every 15 seconds so they can touch things without getting sauce everywhere.
Boneless is inherently superior because I love boobies and therefore only eat breast.
trashboat@midwest.social 5 weeks ago
I honestly prefer boneless, not that I don’t like a good bone-in wing now and again. I suppose there’s some weird masculine pride that dudes get eating bone-in wings, and eating boneless goes against that?
Doctor_Satan@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
I prefer bone-in because I prefer dark meat. I also like the crispy skin more than breading. When I do get a craving for white meat chicken nuggets, I’ll make them myself and won’t toss them in sauce. It makes the breading soggy.
AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
This confuses me because BWW has cauliflower wings which is clearly the cuck soy boy choice. (It’s me, I’m the soy boy, but I usually go with the black bean burger.)
postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Alphas like putting bones in their mouths?
Bieren@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Nothing. I do like good bone in wing. But nothing wrong with boneless for the days I don’t want to have to take a shower after eating to get sauce out of my beard. It’s basically people just being afraid of their own feelings or unsure of their own sexuality that have an issue with them.
Doctor_Satan@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
HeyJoe@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
I read all the pics here, and this person sounds nuts. I had never heard of him before and kind of sad that I do now.
Jerb322@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
I’m only bone in, cuz I like dark meat.
Katzelle3@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Is it gay to eat tenders?
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Yes. It’s quite gay to have meat in your mouth and enjoy it.
jaredt@lemmy.ca 5 weeks ago
Is it tender to eat gays?
darvocet@infosec.pub 5 weeks ago
Tenders - yes Tendies - no
Iceman@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Nick Adams (gender in name) is declaring that he is one step form communism. .
Etterra@discuss.online 5 weeks ago
Man covid must’ve fried his brain really good and crispy.
Quadhammer@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Not boneless though. Anyone that unironically puts alpha male in their handle is getting it up the ass no question
FuckFascism@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Wow, Communism has never looked so good.
aviationeast@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
I feel like it starts with Xitter and ends with Nazism and Pederastry. Also the guy has a pronoun in ()…
MithranArkanere@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
It’s the other way around.
X is a “if you build it, they will come” situation. They were already around, they were just too cowardly to come out of the woodwork into the open.
floo@retrolemmy.com 5 weeks ago
I feel like it starts with Xitter and ends with Nazism and Pederastry.
I got a good laugh out of this
MITM0@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
So we all become sexy with communism ?
Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 5 weeks ago
TrojanRoomCoffeePot@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
I saw the original version only yesterday afternoon. How did this lose 1/4 of its height and gain a bust of Stalin in such a short time?
Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 5 weeks ago
Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 5 weeks ago
Needs some photocopier burns to complete the process!
phoenixz@lemmy.ca 5 weeks ago
Communists are sexy now?
Szewek@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
WTF are boneless wings?
MithranArkanere@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Apparently, deboning your meat before eating it is not “manly”. You have to chew the bones, like an “alpha wolf” or something.
Uli@sopuli.xyz 5 weeks ago
Yeah, I want to feel that bone in my mouth. Put that bone inside me, chicken. Let me suck the meat from your bone.
This comment brought to you by manly men who are straight and also not gay.
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
I mean I admit, gnawing at the bones is part of the fun for me
baldingpudenda@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
It’s small breaded chicken strips, fried, with a wings sauce.
WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
One step above nuggets if you’re lucky. Nuggets in Buffalo sauce at cheaper places.
themeatbridge@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Would you eat them if they were called “Buffalo Nuggets”? Sounds like poop to me. “Buffalo Tenders” isn’t much better, because it sounds like the nether regions of the buffalo. Chicken nuggets or chicken tenders are breaded and fried, because they are white meat and don’t have the skin of a wing. Then they are coated in buffalo wing sauce. The benefit is you can eat them whole and there’s no plate of gnawed bones leftover. You could even use a fork and keep your fingers clean.
lobut@lemmy.ca 5 weeks ago
some of them they cut the end of the wing out and they use pliers or something to pull out the bones
minorkeys@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Stalin would have, and possibly did, murder non-binary folk without hesitation.
Ledericas@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
Isn’t it weird he’s married with a child
Valmond@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
I’m at “boneless wings” but we don’t have that where I live, how can I get to the next level?
Etterra@discuss.online 5 weeks ago
You might be able to substitute chicken nuggets, but only if you call them “nuggies.”
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Gonna need to sauce up those nugz to get a similar experience.
supro47@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
Boneless wings are just breaded chicken tenders that have been sauced up. They really have nothing to do with wings.
bitwolf@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
Boneless wings are superior. I’ll stand by that
SouthEndSunset@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
I’m sure he’s satire. Have to be.
Diddlydee@feddit.uk 5 weeks ago
I haven’t seen or heard of this gormless Trump-fellating gobshite in ages. It was a good run.
Rampsquatch@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
Fellas, is it gay to want to fuck Stalin if he looks like the person at the end?
ceenote@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
I’m not sure how to square away my respect for pronouns and acceptance of trans people with my strong preference for bone-in wings. Like, really strong. The meat is just better.
andros_rex@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
A few hours I got my first testosterone shot, I went to Buffalo Wild Wings and demolished some beer and wings. I had never enjoyed either before. The pipeline is backwards!
Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 5 weeks ago
I thought it started with ice shanties and ended with prostitution.
Dick_Justice@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Wait, what… what did the words say?
einlander@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Well a court ruled boneless wings do not actually have to be boneless l, so… 🤷♂️
daannii@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
I always say if you have to tell people, it’s probably not true.
“I’m not racist, but…” “I’m very smart” “I’m a nice guy”
stinerman@midwest.social 5 weeks ago
I skipped right to boneless wings.
Microw@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
Ah yes, famously socially progressive Stalin
TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Stalin was a misunderstood man on the search for bolshevic boypussi
floo@retrolemmy.com 5 weeks ago
Yeah, the guy who thought a ~10 year break in genociding lgbtq people was “a bit much”.
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 5 weeks ago
It’s not gay if you’re on top- heir to the Romans Stalin
MithranArkanere@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Yeah. Tankies always forget you can’t have socialism without democracy, and either no government or a government that is strictly from the bottom up, and fascists gladly play along with that facade as it works in their interests.
“Authoritarian communism” is an oxymoron.
And not an “emphasis” kind of oxymoron like “bittersweet” or “impossible solution”, or a “poetic” kind like “living dead”.
An “absolutely impossible” kind of oxymoron. like “married bachelor” or “squared circle”.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
The definition of “Authoritarianism” seems to be bound up in the libertarian view of free markets versus unfree governments.
There’s a book I like called The People’s Republic of Walmart. It describes how much of the Command Economy practiced in the 60s and 70s by “authoritarian” socialist states was picked up and integrated into the corporate model in an effort to improve efficiency of supply chains and reduce the cost of industrial manufacturing. Walmart’s vertical integration follows a model that any Socialist government would laud. It just hordes the surplus for shareholders, at the expense of its employment base.
When the Socialists were making cars in Yugoslavia with a highly efficient regional distribution of manufacturing and assembly, it was horrifying infringement on the rights of the business community. When Ford and Nissian picked up on these practices and imported them to the US and Japan, it was The Miracle of Free Market Innovation that delivered huge returns to investors.
Liberals love to cringe and wring their hands when they hear about Lenin’s “Dictatorship of the Proletariat”. After all, how can we be free if worker’s council get to dictate our housing stock or our employment opportunities or our transit corridors or our retail inventory? But they’re utterly blaise about living under an economy whose function is dictated by a handful of corporate boards and banking executives making all the same decisions because… freedom?