AlligatorBlizzard
@AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on Srsly 12 hours ago:
Didn’t Peace Corps get defunded?
- Comment on Stop posting about Amon- I mean AI 4 days ago:
(This is Lemmy, all y’all have definitely seen this, worth reposting anyway.)
- Comment on Broke again, me hearties 4 days ago:
- Comment on Is it still worth it? 5 days ago:
A former roommate of mine had a papillon that lived in the master bedroom with three cats when she wasn’t home, and she’d be gone for 8+ hours at a time… the dog learned to use the litter box from the cats.
- Comment on Release the fear 1 week ago:
- Comment on 13 Creepy Things Your Smartphone Knows About You 1 week ago:
I’m not the person you’re replying to, but I don’t think it’s paranoid to think the three letter agencies have this tech. Back in 2013 NSA could do it, seemingly through a virus. Now? It’s probably more trivial on certain phones. Apparently the “find my iPhone” feature works on the most recent generations of iPhones even when they’ve powered off, and some phones will ring a set alarm when when off (I’ll get back to you with an edit if my older smartphone has that feature).
If you’re being specifically targeted by three letter agencies it might be a concern. Everyone else I don’t know.
- Comment on Game preservationists say Switch 2 Game-Key Cards are ‘disheartening’ but inevitable 1 week ago:
I do not have a Virtual Boy, much to my shame and embarrassment.
Yes, but you do own the best console for playing Virtual Boy games, the 3DS. Red Viper is really good now.
- Comment on Man, I hate it when my cat steals my penis! 1 week ago:
Anymore? This is a pic of me last week! I’ve gotta quit leaving my packer out.
- Comment on What were your go-to Games (or programs! We're all nerds here) from your childhood 1 week ago:
That’s really funny because Internet Archive has everything I had as a kid and more.
- Comment on What were your go-to Games (or programs! We're all nerds here) from your childhood 1 week ago:
Roller Coaster Tycoon 1 and 2 (shout-out to OpenRCT!), Island of Dr Brain, Oregon Trail 3rd edition, Math Blaster, and a bunch of little educational games that nobody else has ever heard of from Ohio Distinctive Software.
- Comment on Although i love it 2 weeks ago:
Lots of people like anchovies, Cesar salad dressing has anchovies.
- Comment on The pipeline 2 weeks ago:
This confuses me because BWW has cauliflower wings which is clearly the cuck soy boy choice. (It’s me, I’m the soy boy, but I usually go with the black bean burger.)
- Comment on 1994 white Kevin 3 weeks ago:
They usually get escorts, which actually isn’t the same thing as a hooker and not all of them actually do sex work. I have no idea why I know anything about that, but it was something I was just kinda aware of as a young adult.
- Comment on Tesla speeds up odometers to avoid warranty repairs, U.S. lawsuit claims: Reuters 3 weeks ago:
Honestly that just sounds like a college humor skit.
- Comment on What's a cancelled game you really miss? 3 weeks ago:
Your comment made me finally get around to setting up Homecoming (hooray WINE!) and I just got to the character creation screen… I haven’t played since before it went to free to play what is all of this stuff? Oh well, I’m sure I’ll feel like I’ve come home once I’m running sewers, lol.
- Comment on Beauty is still out there 4 weeks ago:
I agree with your premise, but people were saying in the comments that unzipped building was either AI or photoshopped.
- Comment on It's 5 o'clock somewhere 4 weeks ago:
So it’s a mildly clever Bloody Mary?
- Comment on Trump fires Trump 5 weeks ago:
It’s clearly a typo for Sow Joan’s. He’s trading turnips.
- Comment on Please choose one 5 weeks ago:
If Ice Pick Lodge did this they’d have funding for Pathologic 4 in about two minutes.
- Comment on I love to send the most absurd messages I can think of to steam scammers 5 weeks ago:
I feel like there’s an XKCD where either the black hat guy or cueball do basically this, but shockingly I can’t find it.
- Comment on In the latest Windows 11 preview build, Microsoft removed the “bypassnro” command, which let users skip signing into a Microsoft Account when installing Windows. 1 month ago:
I started using Bazzite last year and it’s fantastic, but modding seems to be a bit of a headache on it right now. I think Nexus Mod Manager is going to really help that once its got more than Stardew working though.
- Comment on Definitely didn't waste half an hour making this 1 month ago:
I love the standard twist-erase, I bought a bunch of them in college and still use them. What’s different about the GT?
- Comment on What happens to your data if 23andMe collapses? 1 month ago:
My mom is Jewish and I’d been considering doing one of those DNA tests until that data leak happened, I was glad I hadn’t done it.
- Comment on Not today 1 month ago:
These kinds of verbal slip ups are universal, look how many comments and up votes this post has.
It’s funny, just laugh about it, nobody should agonize over this funny and harmless bit of being a human.
- Comment on This $80 wristwatch has an Atari 2600-inspired design, features 4 playable Atari games - Liliputing 1 month ago:
If this was actually a smart watch I’d seriously consider it, but it apparently doesn’t have any way of connecting to a smartphone.
- Comment on Set reasonable expectations 1 month ago:
- Comment on Lost Xenosaga Game Saved From Digital Oblivion Will Soon Be Playable In English | Time Extension 1 month ago:
I’ve read a fan translation of the script for this one because I was really into the series as a teenager. It’s Ziggy’s backstory. Story-wise it’s very much like the rest of the series and feels like they just fleshed out notes they already made for the other games which is probably what happened.
- Comment on Tiny Face Vance 2 months ago:
Well that’s funny.
look what I found in index.html
> if (window.speechSynthesis) var speechUtterance = new SpeechSynthesisUtterance(“What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.”);
- Comment on Tiny Face Vance 2 months ago:
Someone actually opened an issue on the GitHub Page for a Vance slider… I could probably make one if someone else doesn’t beat me to it. What sound clip should I use (or should I use AI and go with “I did not have sectional relations with that loveseat”)?
- Comment on TIL there's appliances to help with waffle stomping, Thanks Google 2 months ago:
Given the “how to use a Belgian waffle maker” vid, I think this is a plausible hallucination - I bet the waffle was invented (or the word waffle started being used) in Belgium 200 years ago. Or maybe the Belgian waffle maker was invented 200 years ago?
From Wikipedia:
Florian Dacher formalized a recipe for the Brussels Waffle, the predecessor to American “Belgian” waffles, recording the recipe in 1842/43
Maybe that? Now I want waffles.
