AlligatorBlizzard

@AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Department of Homeland Security Is Demanding That Google Turn Over Information About Random Critics⁩ ⁨⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  The folks up at Whipple here in Minneapolis have been chucking dildoes at ICE and local law enforcement. Helps that one of the major spots for local resistance is a sex toy store, and they’ve got a lot of “expired” dildoes around.

  (If you see reports of “objects” thrown at fascists, it’s not chunks of ice anymore, lol.)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ChatGPT is down for many users in major OpenAI outage - 9to5Mac⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Hank Green has a video on his channel where he ranks AI company logos based on how much they look like buttholes.

  Butt it’s not just AI companies - I ordered something from Walmart last year and I was looking at the box in my recycling, thinking the snowflake pattern was kinda cool… then I thought about that Hank Green vid and realized that the Walmart star kinda looks like a butthole too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A new quest appears...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  GE sells LED bulbs that come with a remote, nothing smart about them, I can dim them or turn them off entirely with the remote that lives on my bedside table.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Twodaloo⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  When you both have IBS but want to spend more time together.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨HAWK SHARK⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Earlier today I found out that old spice makes a lavender scented deodorant for men. It’s light and pleasantly subtle

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YSK: A real American Civil war will NOT be like Battlefield or COD.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My roommate watched a woman get dragged from her car, bleeding and screaming for help, being disappeared by ICE. They were recording and I’ve seen the video. I’ll probably never forget it. I carry a whistle now but I pray I’ll never need it. We’re like two weeks into whatever the fuck this is and I’m already sick of it. I’m tired of running to the window every time I hear a car alarm, I’m tired of wondering if I hear the wind or a whistle. I’m tired of worrying about more people I know getting abducted, and scrutinizing every vehicle that drives past if they’re going to fuck with me because I’m visibly queer and also trying not to be mistaken for the gestapo occupying my city. Is this an occupation? And I know war is worse. Fuck all of this.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The hair even covers its face...⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Nah, piloswine is actually prepared for winter.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ice slipping on ice⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Good news, yesterday it hit 40, everything melted, and today it’s all frozen for proper Minnesota winter next week where we’re supposed to be getting sub zero temps! I’ve never been this thrilled for shitty cold freeze thaw cycles.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ice slipping on ice⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The photographer is apparent Christopher Katzarov with the Canadian press, according to what I saw on Reddit. (I live in Minneapolis, Reddit is kinda a necessary evil right now.)

  Image

  Also found this one on a stock image site, seems to be same event and same photographer.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Happened to look up "ghoul" on Wikipedia⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Four hours later, I just checked and it’s still up lol. Nobody say anything.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Caw caw⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve seen a few people with talons like this in Florida but most places it’s not practical or socially acceptable to wear flip flops for all occasions and year round. You’re not getting those things in normal shoes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Help is needed⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Linkin Pork

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Unquestionably high class⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Fill it with something more appropriate and I think it’d be a neat Halloween party treat. Visually it turned out cursed in the best way.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cruising around the OKC cock ring is an honored Oklahoman tradition⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Boggle rules I see cuck because of how that c is rotated.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thanks :)⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  mango-flavored cigarettes

  He would be fond of mango flavored vape juice.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨LG Update Installs Unremovable Microsoft Copilot on Smart TVs, Ignites Backlash⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve only ever bought LG phones, they made a couple of duds but largely they were great, they died rather than going to shit.

  I need a new phone eventually though. :(

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Marco Rubio bans Calibri font at State Department for being too DEI⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m mostly kidding with that one. It’s a tiny fraction of why that Chinese takeout font is racist, it’s (very lightly, in the case of Papyrus) the way a foreign script looks to someone who doesn’t actually understand how to read that foreign script rendered as a latin alphabet. Like yeah, I guess that’s a valid argument but I am in no way cancelling papyrus and nobody should care about this argument, lol.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Marco Rubio bans Calibri font at State Department for being too DEI⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Nah, should be Papyrus, it pretends it’s a return to tradition but it’s really just ugly and racist.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Does this count?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  They’re texturally kinda unique, and they’re basically corn syrup flavored with maybe a hint of honey. I like them but I definitely understand the people who don’t.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨JD, is that you!?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  … Has anyone stuck a french fry in marinara to test this? Because that’s not the most awful combo I can think of.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Settings you believe ANY game should have? (This is me advocating for a restart/reboot button on ALL games)⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m playing Pokemon Moon right now and as annoying as the rotom can be I find the recap useful if maybe a little bit hand holdy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We need to the energy we had when tradesmen struck on behalf of one another.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Sorry your whole island is fucked, not that my country is doing any better.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Screw your zodiac sign, tell me...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  My grandmother had a set of baking dishes with #4, but my family’s main set was a pattern not listed here.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I had the Island of Doctor Brain as a kid, I enjoyed it and was able to beat it at seven or eight years old but the puzzles might be a bit much for any younger kids (iirc there was a tower of hanoi puzzle that was an interesting challenge) and I’m guessing the first game, Castle of Dr Brain, was at a similar level.

  Those were aimed at kids but even those might be too much of a challenge depending on the age of the kids in question. And we’re not even going to talk about how quickly I got stuck in Space Quest as an adult.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The moon⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Please don’t drive high. 😬

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The moon⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  As a cyclist who is often out at weird hours, I appreciate that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why not just move to a gated community⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Anyone read Parable of the Sower by Octavia Butler? I read it earlier this year, and it kinda nailed how people in gated communities view the outside world (in the novel it’s mostly justified but…). It’s fantastic, go read it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is it too late to post something spooky?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I used to have the game boy Zelda game, my little brother decided it would be funny to stuff it full of play doh. :(

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨green salad fingers⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Bad Photoshop >>> bad AI

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Twinkle twinkle little star⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Context it was aheago (I might have spelled that wrong, at work and can’t check) anime fabric, which might be questionable in a professional work environment.