AlligatorBlizzard
@AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on I love to send the most absurd messages I can think of to steam scammers 18 hours ago:
I feel like there’s an XKCD where either the black hat guy or cueball do basically this, but shockingly I can’t find it.
- Comment on In the latest Windows 11 preview build, Microsoft removed the “bypassnro” command, which let users skip signing into a Microsoft Account when installing Windows. 4 days ago:
I started using Bazzite last year and it’s fantastic, but modding seems to be a bit of a headache on it right now. I think Nexus Mod Manager is going to really help that once its got more than Stardew working though.
- Comment on Definitely didn't waste half an hour making this 1 week ago:
I love the standard twist-erase, I bought a bunch of them in college and still use them. What’s different about the GT?
- Comment on What happens to your data if 23andMe collapses? 1 week ago:
My mom is Jewish and I’d been considering doing one of those DNA tests until that data leak happened, I was glad I hadn’t done it.
- Comment on Not today 1 week ago:
These kinds of verbal slip ups are universal, look how many comments and up votes this post has.
It’s funny, just laugh about it, nobody should agonize over this funny and harmless bit of being a human.
- Comment on This $80 wristwatch has an Atari 2600-inspired design, features 4 playable Atari games - Liliputing 1 week ago:
If this was actually a smart watch I’d seriously consider it, but it apparently doesn’t have any way of connecting to a smartphone.
- Comment on Set reasonable expectations 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on Lost Xenosaga Game Saved From Digital Oblivion Will Soon Be Playable In English | Time Extension 2 weeks ago:
I’ve read a fan translation of the script for this one because I was really into the series as a teenager. It’s Ziggy’s backstory. Story-wise it’s very much like the rest of the series and feels like they just fleshed out notes they already made for the other games which is probably what happened.
- Comment on Tiny Face Vance 3 weeks ago:
Well that’s funny.
look what I found in index.html
> if (window.speechSynthesis) var speechUtterance = new SpeechSynthesisUtterance(“What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.”);
- Comment on Tiny Face Vance 3 weeks ago:
Someone actually opened an issue on the GitHub Page for a Vance slider… I could probably make one if someone else doesn’t beat me to it. What sound clip should I use (or should I use AI and go with “I did not have sectional relations with that loveseat”)?
- Comment on TIL there's appliances to help with waffle stomping, Thanks Google 3 weeks ago:
Given the “how to use a Belgian waffle maker” vid, I think this is a plausible hallucination - I bet the waffle was invented (or the word waffle started being used) in Belgium 200 years ago. Or maybe the Belgian waffle maker was invented 200 years ago?
From Wikipedia:
Florian Dacher formalized a recipe for the Brussels Waffle, the predecessor to American “Belgian” waffles, recording the recipe in 1842/43
Maybe that? Now I want waffles.
- Comment on Sending the wrong meme to the wrong chat 3 weeks ago:
I loved the first season of that, did they ever release the second season and was it any good?
- Comment on I'm Tired of Pretending Tech is Making the World Better 4 weeks ago:
LOL, as a rank and file, corporate doesn’t care. I pass along feedback, but even if they lose 1% of their business, corporate won’t stop their bullshit.
- Comment on A funny thing in Iran is how they repackage old PlayStation consoles 4 weeks ago:
Not everything being sold as the R36s is able to use ArkOS (although I think there’s been progress on getting the other ones to use that OS), more deets here. Also, not every micro SD card works in that second slot, but yeah, just get a Samsung Evo Plus (I’m running dual Microcenter cards, don’t do this lol). There is a huge enthusiast community doing cool things with these devices, there’s a bit of tinkering to get them set up but it’s easy enough.
Alpaca, got anything set up through PortMaster yet? I’ve been meaning to get Stardew Valley and Half-Life on there.
- Comment on A funny thing in Iran is how they repackage old PlayStation consoles 4 weeks ago:
I got one around Christmas on sale and I’m a big fan of mine, I’m replaying Crash Team Racing and Final Fantasy Tactics at the moment. They’ve got some quirks, there’s a lower powered variant floating around, definitely read through the subreddit and do a bit of research on the device. I will say that it’s awesome for what it is, but there’s places where it feels like a ~$30 gadget.
- Comment on [SATIRE] Here's an idea: "Therapeutic Kidnapping"- let me explain (text-post inside) 4 weeks ago:
Uh… this is basically real. It’s a more honest ad for those troubled teen camps, up to and including the actual kidnapping.
- Comment on I gotta start using folders or at least labeling these somehow 4 weeks ago:
Ooh, that looks amazing. Thanks! I’ve installed it, but I’ll wait to open it because I don’t have three hours for it to index my thirty terabyte meme collection.
- Comment on Another relapse... (again) 4 weeks ago:
It’s vegan, so it’s healthy! /s
- Comment on PSA: Some of y'all are overly afraid of scorpions 5 weeks ago:
Also, at least some of them can’t kill you! My dad got stung by one once. The ER told him the local scorpions just hurt if they stung you but to come back if he had an allergic reaction.
- Comment on 5 weeks ago:
Someone on Lemmy is hosting a Trade Wars 2002 BBS, I think I’ve got the post saved if you’re interested.
- Comment on How to bulk download Kindle files, while you can. 5 weeks ago:
I think right now all of the Kindle e-ink devices can be jailbroken to be less restrictive, so if you have sources for DRM-free ebooks (Baen and a few other publishers and sites sell them) they’re a lot easier to use on the device you already have.
- Comment on The Safety Alternative 1 month ago:
Why isn’t this labeled NSFW?
- Comment on There’s No Dancing Around It: Apple’s Vision Pro Was An Ugly Dud 2 months ago:
There’s actually an iPho restaurant in the Twin Cities. No clue if it’s any good, but the name is fun.
- Comment on Born for the job 2 months ago:
I’ve got to head over to St Paul for something in the next few days and there’s usually a bored pig around, I can ask if it’s real if you want.
- Comment on Day 168 of posting a Daily Screenshot from the games I’ve been playing until I forget to post Screenshots 2 months ago:
Or you could figure out how to use Wiimotes or Joycons on Dolphin - I’ve done enough searching to know it’s possible, but not enough to tell you how.
- Comment on Not federated Lemmy instances? 2 months ago:
I didn’t think your question is as absurd as everyone is acting like it is. It’s absolutely a silly thing to do, but I think a lot of the arguments against doing so would also apply to Mastodon, and wasn’t it revealed that that Trump’s garbage dump was running defedded Masto?
If you find one, I assume there will be many more terrible choices beyond just using Lemmy, and it’s not somewhere you’ll want to be.
- Comment on Thanks mom, I don't want any 2 months ago:
I was assuming you were talking about B Dylan Hollis until you got to the name of the channel.
- Comment on Ever since I've started running like a penguin with it's butt on fire I've saved so many precious calories 2 months ago:
Who took this picture of me hauling ass over the icy sidewalk to catch the train the other night?
- Comment on Wubuntu: The lovechild of Windows and Linux nobody asked for 3 months ago:
Ooh, I’m a brain dead idiot, are your clients hiring?
- Comment on Ahahah, it's too late Batman, I've already released an uncountable amount of PFAS into Gotham's water supply! 4 months ago:
Clock King is the one transphobe who can always tell.
