AlligatorBlizzard

@AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cruising around the OKC cock ring is an honored Oklahoman tradition⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Boggle rules I see cuck because of how that c is rotated.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thanks :)⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  mango-flavored cigarettes

  He would be fond of mango flavored vape juice.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨LG Update Installs Unremovable Microsoft Copilot on Smart TVs, Ignites Backlash⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve only ever bought LG phones, they made a couple of duds but largely they were great, they died rather than going to shit.

  I need a new phone eventually though. :(

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Marco Rubio bans Calibri font at State Department for being too DEI⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m mostly kidding with that one. It’s a tiny fraction of why that Chinese takeout font is racist, it’s (very lightly, in the case of Papyrus) the way a foreign script looks to someone who doesn’t actually understand how to read that foreign script rendered as a latin alphabet. Like yeah, I guess that’s a valid argument but I am in no way cancelling papyrus and nobody should care about this argument, lol.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Marco Rubio bans Calibri font at State Department for being too DEI⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Nah, should be Papyrus, it pretends it’s a return to tradition but it’s really just ugly and racist.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Does this count?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They’re texturally kinda unique, and they’re basically corn syrup flavored with maybe a hint of honey. I like them but I definitely understand the people who don’t.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨JD, is that you!?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  … Has anyone stuck a french fry in marinara to test this? Because that’s not the most awful combo I can think of.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Settings you believe ANY game should have? (This is me advocating for a restart/reboot button on ALL games)⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m playing Pokemon Moon right now and as annoying as the rotom can be I find the recap useful if maybe a little bit hand holdy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We need to the energy we had when tradesmen struck on behalf of one another.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sorry your whole island is fucked, not that my country is doing any better.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Screw your zodiac sign, tell me...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  My grandmother had a set of baking dishes with #4, but my family’s main set was a pattern not listed here.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I had the Island of Doctor Brain as a kid, I enjoyed it and was able to beat it at seven or eight years old but the puzzles might be a bit much for any younger kids (iirc there was a tower of hanoi puzzle that was an interesting challenge) and I’m guessing the first game, Castle of Dr Brain, was at a similar level.

  Those were aimed at kids but even those might be too much of a challenge depending on the age of the kids in question. And we’re not even going to talk about how quickly I got stuck in Space Quest as an adult.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The moon⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Please don’t drive high. 😬

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The moon⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  As a cyclist who is often out at weird hours, I appreciate that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why not just move to a gated community⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Anyone read Parable of the Sower by Octavia Butler? I read it earlier this year, and it kinda nailed how people in gated communities view the outside world (in the novel it’s mostly justified but…). It’s fantastic, go read it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is it too late to post something spooky?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I used to have the game boy Zelda game, my little brother decided it would be funny to stuff it full of play doh. :(

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨green salad fingers⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Bad Photoshop >>> bad AI

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Twinkle twinkle little star⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Context it was aheago (I might have spelled that wrong, at work and can’t check) anime fabric, which might be questionable in a professional work environment.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sunday update from the Prime Radiant⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Porn.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Obligatory⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Last Christmas is also in the all-surrounding Christmas playlist, I’m in the US and I’ve got friends who play Whamageddon every year. I’m reminded that they okay when they post on socials about when they inevitably lose the game.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm so goddamn sick of this fat, orange, narcissistic asshole and I will celebrate when he dies⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I love how so many people clearly didn’t read the entire post, lol.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨$1,000 richer⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s $125/hr. That’s a hell of a lot more than I get paid, but at least I get breaks. And most of the time I’m not called slurs.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨#environmentalist⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I think they’ve gotten better, or the ones a lot of people are familiar with are just kinda miserable. I’m most familiar with the ones from when I worked at Disney’s Animal Kingdom like fifteen years ago. They were texturally kinda strange and would get mushy at the top partway through an American-sized soda. They used those straws because the regular plastic ones could have been harmful to some of the animals in the park and I was lead to believe that those straws were pretty common in zoos in general.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This man is suffering⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Hooters’ wing sauce is actually pretty good. I used to be able to buy it in my local grocery store and I’d toss veggie nuggets in it. And I suspect as long as it’s still hot by the time you get it (bit of a gamble I know) buffalo wings probably do better with delivery than a lot of other options.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YSK: there's a lite version of DuckDuckGo⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s also FrogFind that’s a wrapper for DDG that’ll let you actually view (some of) those results on some ridiculous hardware.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the bus and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this comment. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one comment. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What kind of locomotion is that? What is the evolutionary advantage?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  slinky cat!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨“Mixed-Species Herding Patterns of Electric Kick Scooters”⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  !micromobility@lemmy.world might get a kick out of this, sadly Jerboa doesn’t make cross posting easy (or at least I haven’t figured out how to do it yet).

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨QUACK QUACK QUACK⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  They did a compilation episode of all of the bastards Oprah gave us that they’d previously covered, including Dr Phil. It was like 9 hours long. I couldn’t finish it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨DOdodo DODO DOdodo DODO Dodododo DODO DODOOOOO🎶🎵🎶⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Probably didn’t know how to cook them back then, look at what happened to lobster.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ibuprofen⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  They really missed out on Pumpkin Spice.