AlligatorBlizzard
@AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on Obligatory 4 days ago:Last Christmas is also in the all-surrounding Christmas playlist, I’m in the US and I’ve got friends who play Whamageddon every year. I’m reminded that they okay when they post on socials about when they inevitably lose the game. 
- Comment on I'm so goddamn sick of this fat, orange, narcissistic asshole and I will celebrate when he dies 6 days ago:I love how so many people clearly didn’t read the entire post, lol. 
- Comment on $1,000 richer 6 days ago:That’s $125/hr. That’s a hell of a lot more than I get paid, but at least I get breaks. And most of the time I’m not called slurs. 
- Comment on #environmentalist 6 days ago:I think they’ve gotten better, or the ones a lot of people are familiar with are just kinda miserable. I’m most familiar with the ones from when I worked at Disney’s Animal Kingdom like fifteen years ago. They were texturally kinda strange and would get mushy at the top partway through an American-sized soda. They used those straws because the regular plastic ones could have been harmful to some of the animals in the park and I was lead to believe that those straws were pretty common in zoos in general. 
- Comment on This man is suffering 1 week ago:Hooters’ wing sauce is actually pretty good. I used to be able to buy it in my local grocery store and I’d toss veggie nuggets in it. And I suspect as long as it’s still hot by the time you get it (bit of a gamble I know) buffalo wings probably do better with delivery than a lot of other options. 
- Comment on YSK: there's a lite version of DuckDuckGo 1 week ago:There’s also FrogFind that’s a wrapper for DDG that’ll let you actually view (some of) those results on some ridiculous hardware. 
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the bus and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this comment. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one comment. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW 
- Comment on What kind of locomotion is that? What is the evolutionary advantage? 3 weeks ago:slinky cat! 
- Comment on “Mixed-Species Herding Patterns of Electric Kick Scooters” 5 weeks ago:!micromobility@lemmy.world might get a kick out of this, sadly Jerboa doesn’t make cross posting easy (or at least I haven’t figured out how to do it yet). 
- Comment on QUACK QUACK QUACK 5 weeks ago:They did a compilation episode of all of the bastards Oprah gave us that they’d previously covered, including Dr Phil. It was like 9 hours long. I couldn’t finish it. 
- Comment on DOdodo DODO DOdodo DODO Dodododo DODO DODOOOOO🎶🎵🎶 5 weeks ago:Probably didn’t know how to cook them back then, look at what happened to lobster. 
- Comment on Ibuprofen 5 weeks ago:They really missed out on Pumpkin Spice. 
- Comment on Can we consider degenerating from maga.place and hilariouschaos.com? 5 weeks ago:We don’t and haven’t for a while, kersploosh chimed in and clarified in another comment. 
- Comment on Stupid Sexy Scientists 1 month ago:damnit i want to go to space but I’m one of those kinky aces 
- Comment on Microsoft still can't convince folks to upgrade to Windows 11 1 month ago:IIRC vr is still a bit of a mess on Linux. 
- Comment on A little memorial at the local dump 1 month ago:Keep us updated, this is fun 
- Comment on It's banana, pineapple and cherry. 1 month ago:I was drinking some blue raspberry flavored sparkling ‘water’ and… holy shit it is banana pineapple and cherry. O_O 
- Comment on Meowposting 1 month ago:Hemingway’s cats managed to keep them, look up polydactyl cats. They’re too pampered to churn butter anymore though. 
- Comment on Someone else will retire me when the time comes. 1 month ago:Didn’t Red Wing move most of their boot manufacturing to China? They’ve got one or two lines still made in Red Wing MN but iirc it’s mostly China now. 
- Comment on We are made of stardust 1 month ago:I wonder if it’s the same dust that Brian May did his PhD on? 
- Comment on True Facts: Bats, The Science of The Hunt - Ze Frank 1 month ago:We use the Dawkins definition of meme here, this is probably fine. 
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:B̷̧̧̡̡̢̨̡̧̧̢̨̡̧̧̰͇̤͚̤̝̗͚̬͉̞̼̥̜̖̦͔̜̯͉̗̭͈̯̱̱̟̠͕̣̥̖͍̩̻̼̲̖̳͕̮̟̫̜̪͈̰̖̱̠̪̫̰̖̦͈̟͖̺͇̞̙̪̺͍̜̤̫̜͚̞̹̭̺̻̞̣͎̺̩͉̱͓̭̗̘͎͎͈̪̼͖̰̯̲͉̝͕̘͉͓̰̹̥̝͈̩̟͍͎̩̭̤̯̼̼͙̪̟̙̘̥͓̳̦̜̰̫̼̰̱̳̙̻̱̺̰̭̜͙͉̠̑͌̋̊͒͂̐̇͐̈́̆̽̒͑̽̌̿͘͝ͅͅE̴̡̧̢̧̧̧̢̧̢̡̢̢̛̛̥̱̘̮͈̞̱̣̩͍̭͉̼̮̝̹͇̘͖̤͈͓̝͚̝̫̘̤͙̩̜̩̭̫̦͓̯̣͍͉̦̯̩̰͓̝̙̗̝̗̲̙͕͕̩͔̹̞̜̩͓̙̩̟͓̬̩͚͎̜̳̫͕̠͍̟̲̞̬̦̺̜̲͓̞̱͈͕̘̪̜̤͖̻͇͔̻̯̣̮̖̣͎͎͔͔̞͉͎͓̦̙̺̪̻̮̙̦͇̦̭͍̮̩̞̪̳̩̻̣̦̲̞̖̦͓̞̯̗̻̖͍̬̮͉̱͔͔͇̫̗̤̥̥͔͉̗̤͂̍̈́̀̓̓̈́͊̽͗̂̀̉̅̊̏̿̌̿̃̈́̏̔̀̔͒̎̂̃̽̂̎̀̐͌̔͛͂̿͊͊̐̾͌̓̏̏̔̈̈́̒̽͒̈́́̀̃̐̔̇̇̉͑͐͗̿̔̈́̒͆͌̚͘̚̚̚͘͜͜͜͜͝͝ͅͅͅĄ̴̢̧̧̢̧̢̧̡̢̢̢̡̨̡̤̖͚͍͖̺̗̣̳̥̖͕̩͖̩̭͈̗̲͓̖̝͈͔̼̩̫̖̬̗̮̪̫̣̱͇̬̪̯͙̻͔̱̹̫̤̳͖̖̼̭̭̼̪̝̫͙͖̤̺͖͔̫̪͚̝̫͈̲̟̻̲͙̣̹͇̹̙̼̤̖͑̽̈́͑̋̄̾̊̀̋̃̍͊̍͐̏͒̌̏̊̍̽͆̆̆̂͌͒̑̈́͐́͂́͛̎̃̊͒̀̾̀̑̂̽̔͋͌͛͒͘̕͘̚͜͜͠͝͠ͅͅN̴̡̨̢̜͕͖̰̜͙̣̖̲͚̩̱̮͖̹̻͈̺̩̠̲͕̤̝͈̭̻͈̪̝̘̣̯̺̘̬̤̋͊̓͛̌̇̒͛̐͜S̶̡̧̨̧̛̫̘͎̱͓̥̟̤̞̟̰̝̦̭̗̯̙̗̬̗̦̯̫̲̯̩͈̺͍͚̱̪̱͛̄͌̑̆̽̽̈͂̾̾̊̒̍̍̍̄͌͂̊̽̽̔͌͆̂̿̄̅́̽̇͗̔́̈́̾̌̑͑͊̅̍̌͆̃̂̏̅̑̕͘̚͘͜͠͠͠ͅ 
- Comment on The girl is just batty. 1 month ago:Those birds choose to be in there and can get out, the one that fell down the chimney into my basement a few months ago needed help to get out. 
- Comment on The girl is just batty. 1 month ago:Chimney swifts are neat birds. They can’t perch on flat surfaces! 
- Comment on Who is the enemy? 1 month ago:Not saying that teacher didn’t suck, but method can be important in earlier math classes. So much of early math is about developing number sense and just understanding what is being represented by a mathematical statement. If a method is a stand in for a larger level comprehension, say, showing that 3*2 is also represented by three rows of two, ie 🟦🟦 
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 🟦🟦Just regurgitating a memorized number doesn’t show that deeper understanding. 
- Comment on Suggest some games according to my laptop's hardware 1 month ago:Space Cadet Pinball? PSA someone ported it to Linux. There’s a Flatpack. You’re welcome. 
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:The Albanian Eurovision entry this year (Zjerm by Shkodra Elektronike) absolutely slaps. Other than that, not much. 
- Comment on Chevy has a hot new model! 2 months ago:Insurance is an old-school MMO subscription model and gas is… has anyone tried a pay per hour played subscription model yet? 
- Comment on human geography 2 months ago:
- Comment on Placebo meme 2 months ago: