AlligatorBlizzard
@AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on my dad and my daddy are very similar but not the same 12 hours ago:
- Comment on Burger King will use AI to check if employees say ‘please’ and ‘thank you’ 3 days ago:
Sure, but they’ve also got a reputation for treating their employees okay by fast food standards. That would be the right move for BK to get friendlier employees, but sHaReHoLdErS!
- Comment on men’s chests, bellies, backs, pits, legs, arms, happy trails, bulges, feet, underwear, smell make me feel some type of way 5 days ago:
I’ve once made the mistake of stepping into an anime con game room on Sunday that gave out free samples of Axe body spray. You just end up with Axe + heinous body odor. I’m not sure it’s worse, but it’s not better.
- Comment on 5 days ago:
Transfems are you still doing pickle jokes or have y’all mostly switched away from spiro?
- Comment on Political leaning 5 days ago:
I wonder how many of those folks grew up under an authoritarian parenting style too?
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- Comment on Littering 🚯 1 week ago:
A lot of wildlife rehabs don’t deal with the non-endangered or threatened birds. Several years ago a friend of mine found an injured bird of some sort and we called around trying to find help for it but all of the local rehabbers said if it wasn’t a bald eagle they couldn’t help. So because most vultures aren’t endangered afaik, they just die and probably nobody is keeping track.
- Comment on Guinness wasn't proud of this one. 1 week ago:
Funky cheese, relevant username
- Comment on 😐😐😐😐😐 1 week ago:
My mom had a manager who didn’t have fingerprints. When the bank they worked at implemented fingerprint login on the computers it caused a few problems.
- Comment on Uhhhh sure? 1 week ago:
I’d love to figure out some improvement to CoMaps cycling directions, although I’m starting to use it more as a digital map and doing my own route planning. Both CoMaps and Google make some bizarre routing choices but this is a place where Co Maps has space to really excel. Co Maps might already be slightly better in some regards but Google is usually workable and CM’s route is 90% better and 10% baffling utter nonsense. The goog has absolutely been responsible for multiple occasions where I’ve said fuck no and ended up riding on the sidewalk though.
- Comment on The Department of Homeland Security Is Demanding That Google Turn Over Information About Random Critics 3 weeks ago:
The folks up at Whipple here in Minneapolis have been chucking dildoes at ICE and local law enforcement. Helps that one of the major spots for local resistance is a sex toy store, and they’ve got a lot of “expired” dildoes around.
(If you see reports of “objects” thrown at fascists, it’s not chunks of ice anymore, lol.)
- Comment on ChatGPT is down for many users in major OpenAI outage - 9to5Mac 3 weeks ago:
Hank Green has a video on his channel where he ranks AI company logos based on how much they look like buttholes.
Butt it’s not just AI companies - I ordered something from Walmart last year and I was looking at the box in my recycling, thinking the snowflake pattern was kinda cool… then I thought about that Hank Green vid and realized that the Walmart star kinda looks like a butthole too.
- Comment on A new quest appears... 3 weeks ago:
GE sells LED bulbs that come with a remote, nothing smart about them, I can dim them or turn them off entirely with the remote that lives on my bedside table.
- Comment on Twodaloo 4 weeks ago:
When you both have IBS but want to spend more time together.
- Comment on HAWK SHARK 4 weeks ago:
Earlier today I found out that old spice makes a lavender scented deodorant for men. It’s light and pleasantly subtle
- Comment on YSK: A real American Civil war will NOT be like Battlefield or COD. 1 month ago:
My roommate watched a woman get dragged from her car, bleeding and screaming for help, being disappeared by ICE. They were recording and I’ve seen the video. I’ll probably never forget it. I carry a whistle now but I pray I’ll never need it. We’re like two weeks into whatever the fuck this is and I’m already sick of it. I’m tired of running to the window every time I hear a car alarm, I’m tired of wondering if I hear the wind or a whistle. I’m tired of worrying about more people I know getting abducted, and scrutinizing every vehicle that drives past if they’re going to fuck with me because I’m visibly queer and also trying not to be mistaken for the gestapo occupying my city. Is this an occupation? And I know war is worse. Fuck all of this.
- Comment on The hair even covers its face... 1 month ago:
Nah, piloswine is actually prepared for winter.
- Comment on Ice slipping on ice 1 month ago:
Good news, yesterday it hit 40, everything melted, and today it’s all frozen for proper Minnesota winter next week where we’re supposed to be getting sub zero temps! I’ve never been this thrilled for shitty cold freeze thaw cycles.
- Comment on Ice slipping on ice 1 month ago:
- Comment on Happened to look up "ghoul" on Wikipedia 1 month ago:
Four hours later, I just checked and it’s still up lol. Nobody say anything.
- Comment on Caw caw 1 month ago:
I’ve seen a few people with talons like this in Florida but most places it’s not practical or socially acceptable to wear flip flops for all occasions and year round. You’re not getting those things in normal shoes.
- Comment on Help is needed 1 month ago:
Linkin Pork
- Comment on Unquestionably high class 1 month ago:
Fill it with something more appropriate and I think it’d be a neat Halloween party treat. Visually it turned out cursed in the best way.
- Comment on Cruising around the OKC cock ring is an honored Oklahoman tradition 2 months ago:
Boggle rules I see cuck because of how that c is rotated.
- Comment on Thanks :) 2 months ago:
mango-flavored cigarettes
He would be fond of mango flavored vape juice.
- Comment on LG Update Installs Unremovable Microsoft Copilot on Smart TVs, Ignites Backlash 2 months ago:
I’ve only ever bought LG phones, they made a couple of duds but largely they were great, they died rather than going to shit.
I need a new phone eventually though. :(
- Comment on Marco Rubio bans Calibri font at State Department for being too DEI 2 months ago:
I’m mostly kidding with that one. It’s a tiny fraction of why that Chinese takeout font is racist, it’s (very lightly, in the case of Papyrus) the way a foreign script looks to someone who doesn’t actually understand how to read that foreign script rendered as a latin alphabet. Like yeah, I guess that’s a valid argument but I am in no way cancelling papyrus and nobody should care about this argument, lol.
- Comment on Marco Rubio bans Calibri font at State Department for being too DEI 2 months ago:
Nah, should be Papyrus, it pretends it’s a return to tradition but it’s really just ugly and racist.
- Comment on Does this count? 2 months ago:
They’re texturally kinda unique, and they’re basically corn syrup flavored with maybe a hint of honey. I like them but I definitely understand the people who don’t.
- Comment on JD, is that you!? 2 months ago:
… Has anyone stuck a french fry in marinara to test this? Because that’s not the most awful combo I can think of.
