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- Comment on Is lemm.we actually shutting down? 2 hours ago:
Oof this sucks
- Comment on Don't think I will ever attend that class 8 hours ago:
It took me at least three attempts to not read that as “due to unforeskin circumcisions”
- Comment on Certain dishes like Curries and fried rice keep getting better with age, until they don't. 2 days ago:
I mean I love me some next day cold pizza, but I consider it a totally different dish from a fresh pie. Unless you didn’t mean cold?
- Comment on Want a humanoid, open source robot for just $3,000? Hugging Face is on it. 2 days ago:
It’s open source apparently, soooo fork it? Fork it real nice
- Comment on Avocado 2 days ago:
*closes legs
- Comment on Definitions 2 days ago:
Fr, what happened to 2πr?
- Comment on WHERE ARE MY PRECISION SCREWDRIVERS 4 days ago:
A removed to remove you say? Sounds like a pain in the removed
- Comment on glupi jebeni bot 5 days ago:
I wonder if it’s like the grading system we use in school? <60% is F for fail, 60% to <70% is D which depending on the class can be barely passing or barely failing. >=70% would be A, B, and C grades which are all usually passing, and A in particular means doing extremely well or perfect (>=90%). I just noticed that that rating scale kind of lines up with the typical American grading scale, maybe that’s just a coincidence
- Comment on WTF is a rural town in the USA? 5 days ago:
Damn that’s actually a pretty good definition. Huh
- Comment on T-Mobile secretly records iPhone screens and claims it's being helpful. 5 days ago:
WTFGood heavens!Don’t wanna sound uneducated now do you?
- Comment on T-Mobile secretly records iPhone screens and claims it's being helpful. 5 days ago:
Is using “omg” taking the lord’s name in vain? You seem like the type to have an opinion on that
- Comment on Fediverse Social Media Guide 6 days ago:
SOURCE??!
- Comment on I knew it 6 days ago:
K, this is a mansion
- Comment on Into the meat grinder! 1 week ago:
Ay! You shredded them with that one
- Comment on Into the meat grinder! 1 week ago:
Puns ain’t a reddit thing, they’re a human thing. Believe it or not but go outside, it turns out people make puns in real life
- Comment on What a wonderful world we live in! 1 week ago:
*another plain. Where the grass is greenest
- Comment on Valve CEO Gabe Newell’s Neuralink competitor is expecting its first brain chip this year 1 week ago:
I’m not sure that that’s the optimal route to the brain. I’m not a brain doctor though, for all I know suppository-style brain chips are the way to go.
- Comment on 100% people who drink water die 1 week ago:
3 days sober! I’m super water-hungover though, I’ve got a huge headache and my vision is getting worse, and tbh my memory and cognition has really taken a hit. And my piss is honey-like and low-volume. But I’m still determined to break water’s hold on me! Wish me luck
- Comment on The chocolate cake featured in the 1996 film *Matilda* is the canonical chocolate cake for all 90's kids. 1 week ago:
The pizza they ate in “a goofy movie”
- Comment on Shats 1 week ago:
“butt stuff!”
- Comment on Cheers lads an lassies 1 week ago:
Idk but he’s got a nice shine to him. No robo
- Comment on Can you scare a flamingo? 1 week ago:
For meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
- Comment on The Windows Subsystem for Linux is now open source. 1 week ago:
Nah, needs more recursion. The ‘W’ in “WSL” stands for “WSL”
- Comment on Donny Poppins 1 week ago:
That’s pretty clever, ngl
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
Alternatively, instead of using the “very” prefix, you can use the “as fuck” suffix. Check it out: Noisy as fuck. Tasty as fuck. Important as fuck. If you really want to underline your point though, combine them. For example, when you want to express the gravity of the situation or something, say “This situation is very grave as fuck!”. See what I mean? Now that’s what I call very eloquent as fuck prose, shit that’ll suck the air out of the room for sure.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
I think I squeezed the fish too hard, what do I do?
- Comment on Jo jay! 2 weeks ago:
Depends how clumsy they get with the wine
- Comment on 7 for me 2 weeks ago:
Oh I know about the garments, I’m ex-mo myself, but I’ve never heard of onesie garments. They’re all basically #3 in the chart. I thought they were talking about something different
- Comment on 7 for me 2 weeks ago:
What’s a Mormon onesie?
- Comment on YSK You don't need Teflon pans for nonstick 2 weeks ago:
When my cast iron started flaking, it was because I was being too gentle with it. Once I began to suspect that that was the case, I decided that from now on if this layer of seasoning isn’t strong enough to withstand my copper scrub pad, then it’s not worthy to be the foundation for the next later of seasoning. I’ve had much better results with this approach.