postmateDumbass

@postmateDumbass@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Well i chose it for the surface level pun, but in context, you have elevated it to a multi dimensional pun.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Odds are 6:9 that book was the Kama Sutra.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Silicon Valley Is Panicking About Zohran Mamdani. NYC’s Tech Scene Is Not⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  H1B slaves get to share a 2 bedroom minivan.

  To keep oppressing the american tech workforce costs money or something.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨State names of the US if there were no letters "A" "M" "E" "R" "I" "C" "A"⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Dho.

  Checks out.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨State names of the US if there were no letters "A" "M" "E" "R" "I" "C" "A"⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  No more Warshington would be reason enough.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨State names of the US if there were no letters "A" "M" "E" "R" "I" "C" "A"⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Sounds like the border between Cali and Idaho.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨State names of the US if there were no letters "A" "M" "E" "R" "I" "C" "A"⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  When we make a new united states, lets go with these

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[Video] Cops not sure whether to arrest man with "Plasticine Action" shirt for supporting terrorism⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  See how that worked out for USA, when push came to shove - the law was abandoned.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Big Balls Clapped⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  IMO The worst consequence is the military is in DC to do the police job now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft's Windows lead says the next version of Windows will be "more ambient, pervasive, and multi-modal" as AI redefines the desktop interface⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You get to mine crypto for microsoft?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tried naming the states from memory as a European⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I think they used to be French.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨New study sheds light on ChatGPT’s alarming interactions with teens⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Wait until the White House releases the one it has trained on the Epstein Files.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨New study sheds light on ChatGPT’s alarming interactions with teens⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Good thing capitalism has provided you an AI chat bot psychiatrist to help you not depend on AI for mental and emotional healrh.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Slurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Blue Slurpee Of Death

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is it possible to make wireless charging broadcast electricity throught an entire house similar to how wifi can broadcast to the entire house?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Better use of power than LLMs.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is it possible to make wireless charging broadcast electricity throught an entire house similar to how wifi can broadcast to the entire house?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Also, cancer.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is it possible to make wireless charging broadcast electricity throught an entire house similar to how wifi can broadcast to the entire house?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “Your house is a microwave”

  The new alt top 10 single from John “Tinfoil Era” Mayer.

  (No idea JM’s relation to conspiracy thought)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨And nothing of value was lost⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So give her partial credit on the community service part of the sentence?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨And nothing of value was lost⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You make good, valid points.

  But there are people that will continually take from or harm you and ask for empathy afterwards.

  Your philosophy needs to deal with those situations as well.

  Never harming back has negative consequences for your self.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Women’s ‘red flag’ app Tea is a privacy nightmare⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And its legally actionable libel/slander if false.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Startup Claims Its Fusion Reactor Concept Can Turn Cheap Mercury Into Gold⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Kings dont fund science, Kings fund alchemy!

  USA USA USA …

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tesla Robotaxi Stops Mid-Intersection After Running a Red Light… The Influencer Onboard Calls It “Impressive”⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Its good Tesla gave the safety officers have the tools they need to keep things safe…

  Or not.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tesla Robotaxi Stops Mid-Intersection After Running a Red Light… The Influencer Onboard Calls It “Impressive”⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Another word for an individual: ‘data point’

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tesla Robotaxi Stops Mid-Intersection After Running a Red Light… The Influencer Onboard Calls It “Impressive”⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Impressions are like dents left in the hood from the impact of pedestrians.

  <picture of cute butterfly>

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hotels have developed a new revenue stream: "algorithmic" smoke detectors⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Doesn’t react to the sound of the fist hitting flesh, only the crying afterwards.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Young men are 'playing videogames all day' instead of getting jobs because they can mooch off of free healthcare, claims congressman⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Young men have no idea what health care is, nor do they care.

  They are healthy and heal fast.

  They are the ones who traditionally pay in and dont take out.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨spicy one⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Anyone else glad that the USA has been kicked off the planet?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨OpenAI supremo Sam Altman says he 'doesn't know how' he would have taken care of his baby without the help of ChatGPT⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Chat GPT (condensed): You rich, hire a bitch.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨OpenAI supremo Sam Altman says he 'doesn't know how' he would have taken care of his baby without the help of ChatGPT⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Someone needs to Chat CPS.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What the fuck⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You fucked.