Two more days is just about as much of this shit as I can take.
Dont worry about your retirement plan...
Submitted 11 months ago by Samsy@lemmy.ml to [deleted]
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Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Inaminate_Carbon_Rod@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Na. Dude made a deal with the Devil or some shit.
MehBlah@lemmy.world 11 months ago
you know this is all bullshit but how much you wanna bet if it reaches felon 47 he will hole up in bunker somewhere.
paintcup@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Is this an actual episode?
TimeNaan@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Looks like AI to me
samus12345@lemm.ee 11 months ago
glebyglobster@lemm.ee 11 months ago
And let that snake, Vance, take over?
Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 11 months ago
Vance doesn’t have the support of the personality cult. He can’t hold MAGA together. The whole thing will splinter.
Syd@lemm.ee 11 months ago
I think there’d be a power vacuum that could disrupt the current trajectory.
crozilla@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Agreed, no one in the GOP has the cult of personality thing like Drumpf. The remaining grifters will attack each other in their quest for power like a Humboldt squid feeding frenzy (Google that if you’ve been sleeping too peacefully lately.)
Big_Boss_77@lemmynsfw.com 11 months ago
I read this and all I can picture is Zapp Brannigan charting a course around black holes and through comet fields…
Formfiller@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Don’t get our hopes up. Everyone knows this man is a cockroach
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 11 months ago
American cockroaches live two terms on average
lengau@midwest.social 11 months ago
Well in that case may e he can find religion? amp.cnn.com/…/south-african-insecticide-prophet
beejboytyson@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Technically this was wrong. They already tried.
PurpleGameBoy@lemmy.zip 11 months ago
[deleted]IndustryStandard@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Three people did. With poor aim and planning.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Probably more than three, tbf. We got to hear about the three that got close and not the Discord group where everyone realized they were part of the same FBI counterinsurgency group and then half of them got fired.
Botanicals@lemmy.world 11 months ago
You sincerely think those were real attempts?
samus12345@lemm.ee 11 months ago
You’re guaranteeing your death for something that has low odds of succeeding.
0x0@lemmy.zip 11 months ago
I guess the gun crowd is mostly maga and the remaining think there’ll be (legal) justice for him. Someday. Maybe.
Lucky_777@lemmy.world 11 months ago
It’s a suicide mission. You’re talking about killing the most protected human on the planet. Your guns, planning, money, they won’t go far and you’ll die in the process.
Father time is the best hope for a swift end to Trump.
Jakule17@lemmy.world 11 months ago
The ‘deep state’ has the chance to do the funniest things ever
angstylittlecatboy@reddthat.com 11 months ago
Don’t give me hope like that.
I’m more optimistic than the average Lemmy user, but that’s too much.
WrenFeathers@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Aside from the fact that this is entirely fake- I’ll say…
If only.
AcidicBasicGlitch@lemm.ee 11 months ago
I’ll say, it wouldn’t fix anything. Vance is way more psychotic and calculated. He’s actually waaaay more dangerous than Trump.
Vance combines the philosophy of a Nazi legal theory loving ivy league elites like Adrian Vermeule, with Curtis Yarvin, and Peter Theil. In a lot of ways I think Trump buffoonery keeps people distracted from a lot of their evil shit, but I also honestly feel like Trump’s ego demanding he always be the focus of attention, is acting as a chaotic buffer to keep their plans from working out as smoothly as they would like. I think Musk was even probably more of a distraction than we realized, and the only reason he’s becoming less involved is because Kratsios is able to do just as much awful shit that nobody wantsbut look normal by comparison to the chainsaw wielding maniac that was proudly getting like 7 hours of sleep a week. I’m honestly not sure if Theil set him up once again like he did with PayPal. Or did Musk know he was just the face of that would take the blame for holding the country hostage while robbing us of money that will now be sunk into an absurd number of AI projects with Thiel’s protege at the helm as Science Advisor?
I wish we could just get the entire dishonest administration removed from office, but we can’t even get most members of the House and Senate to acknowledge they’re actively trying to destroy the United States because they seriously believe their loyalty will be rewarded. Bc the fuckers that plan to replace everything with shitty AI would definitely never be able to replace them.
qyron@sopuli.xyz 11 months ago
The US system baffles me.
No way an unelected individual would take office in my country.
If the president dies, the national assembly president assumes the role, internally, and is mandated, by force of law, to schedule elections to within 90 days.
The only time an unelected person was nominated for a government role in this country ended terribly, with the president disbanding the national assembly and scheduling elections in less than 30 days after the apointment and the appointment had been aproved by the national assembly.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 11 months ago
trump’s danger is in his charisma, which vance lacks. even with his gifts, he would be less effective
pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
…because they seriously believe their loyalty will be rewarded.
This is the only part I disagree with. I don’t think they think they’ll be rewarded, they just don’t want to be targeted. Trump is a mob boss.
WrenFeathers@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Good point and well said. Thank for the effort you made to write that up.
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 11 months ago
How would you know? The only way to verify this is to actually watch something from the last twenty years of The Simpsons, and nobody’s going to do that.
synae@lemmy.sdf.org 11 months ago
It’s me, I did that. Never missed an episode (except for the 4 I am behind on, that I am going to watch this weekend).
match@pawb.social 11 months ago
for the pursuit of science and culture i have watched seasons 22, 25, 33, and 35. there’s around 6 episodes with watching in that group of ~80
WrenFeathers@lemmy.world 11 months ago
linkshulkdoingit69@lemmy.nz 11 months ago
Where is the Robin Hood of our time, with heart pure and aim true?
Goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
And tight pants
altima_neo@lemmy.zip 11 months ago
Luigi?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 11 months ago
samus12345@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Democrats: No, I’m not going to give it a shot. Even though it’s my job.
dechnically@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
four more days fellas we can do this
crusty@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
Something something second amendment
kemsat@lemmy.world 11 months ago
🤞
Lemminary@lemmy.world 11 months ago
It’s fake, he’s drawn way too thin.
bricklove@midwest.social 11 months ago
Not thin enough. He should be quartered too.
BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee 11 months ago
nah hes just holding the fat together behind his back like homer did in the simpsons movie
Cold_Brew_Enema@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Please happen. Please
RobotZap10000@feddit.nl 11 months ago
Open casket means that some dummy had mercy on him, or they just borrowed that one animatronic from Disney World.
Gowron_Howard@lemm.ee 11 months ago
If only
iAvicenna@lemmy.world 11 months ago
well that is good only 4 more days to go though I am sure most of our lists contain a couple more people at least
GoodLuckToFriends@lemmy.today 11 months ago
/gif_man_crying_dont_give_me_hope.
Skullgrid@lemmy.world 11 months ago
You really want President JD “couchfucker” Vance?
samus12345@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Yes. He don’t have the charisma to lead a cult like Dear Leader. Plus, Trump’s so bad there aren’t many ways he could be worse.
KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
vance would likely be impeached also, for being a retard, along with probably the next 20 people down the line lmao.
The entire trump cabinet is people with IQs less than 40.
Pregnenolone@lemmy.world 11 months ago
More than anyone else? No.
More than Trump? Yes.
blackluster117@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
He doesn’t have command of the zombie voodoo magic, hopefully this whole thing finally falls apart.
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
Depends on what season this is from. Can’t really say the Simpsons Did It rule applies to the last fifteen years or so.
TootSweet@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Yes, this is a shitpost community, but I still feel obligated to make sure folks know this isn’t real.
samus12345@lemm.ee 11 months ago
No, it’s not, but the article you linked is about a different fake image.
TootSweet@lemmy.world 11 months ago
But the title of the article is “Did ‘The Simpsons’ Predict President Trump’s Death”. And it’s rated “false”. If The Simpsons did predict his death, just not as indicated by the specific image mentioned in the article, surely that would be mentioned and the overall rating would be something like “mixture” rather than “false”.
I suppose unless The Simpsons predicted his death in an episode released after that Snopes article was written. In which case, fair point.
thermal_shock@lemmy.world 11 months ago
It’s real to me
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I’m looking at it right now
P1k1e@lemmy.world 11 months ago
BUT IT COULD BE
alekwithak@lemmy.world 11 months ago
So many fake Simpsons Trump “Predictions” I see them literally everywhere. It’s so weird how hard people try to push this shit, especially considering The Simpsons has made plenty of amazingly and eerily accurate … prognostications? But you never see those on mainstream social media. Only the fake Trump ones.
Geobloke@lemm.ee 11 months ago
I didn’t believe because it looks like it happened post season 10 and therefore isn’t canon
joekar1990@lemmy.world 11 months ago
It’s all ragebaiting and clicks now.
ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
He can’t die. If he dies how will he institute martial law April 20th?
Ledericas@lemm.ee 11 months ago
He would be preserved by all the McDonald’s he ate
disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 11 months ago
All the more reason that the protest on April 19th is the most important one yet. It may be our last chance to have one safely.
chowdertailz@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I have the thought they’re going to use the protests on the 19th as provocation to institute martial law… I’m all for the protest and have been to most of the 50501s but the 19th has me worried.
witchybitchy@lemm.ee 11 months ago
lmao I was thinking the same. I have it in my calendar. can’t remember what the reason is supposed to be, but April 20th is martial law day
Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 11 months ago
April 20th is Hitler’s birthday
And also Easter so maybe he’s gonna arrest the Easter bunny
CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Kristi Noem and Pete Hegseth is compiling reports regarding the emergency at the border and advising if the insurrection act is appropriate response. Their reports are due the 20th.
Theprogressivist@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Something about 420 being a nazi thing.
carrion0409@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Don’t give me hope…
laurelraven@lemmy.zip 11 months ago
Was going to say this exactly
wanderwisley@lemm.ee 11 months ago
It’s officially April 12th 12:10 am as I post this…