synae

@synae@lemmy.sdf.org

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Meta chief technology officer(CTO) explains why the smart glasses demo failed at Meta Connect — and it wasn’t the Wi-Fi⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  “lug around”? the server(s) are 100% in a data center, no way this is a single computer on prem. no company, especially facebook, deploys software that way in 2025

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cloudflare DDoSed itself with React useEffect hook blunder⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s how we know not to do it anymore

  ---

  Knowledge tells you it’s safe to push to prod in Fridays. Wisdom tells you not to. Experience raises your heart rate at the very thought (though, that might actually be ptsd)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who is the enemy?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Become a hedge fund analyst or maybe get a job with McKinsey

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨OpenAI Says It's Scanning Users' ChatGPT Conversations and Reporting Content to the Police⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh, so only for discussing topics the authorities consider verboten

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Spotify fans threaten to return to piracy as music streamer introduces new face-scanning age checks in the UK⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Why would you use the Ai dj to feed you songs, when the normal daily mixes, daylist, etc are giving you the same songs without the fake personality injected between them? I literally do not understand. I’m open to your thoughts - it’s just that it seems like an alien perspective.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨UK pornography taskforce to propose banning ‘barely legal’ content after Channel 4 documentary airs⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Clever strategy: barely legal means legal, and if they make it illegal, there will just be a new category that is now barely legal…which now is illegal!

  It’s a blanket ban by induction.

  Or they could fuck off and leave people be

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Humanity will likely survive climate change, but the vast majority of humans won't.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Those other species weren’t the authors of the global ecosystem’s demise, even with an understanding of the situation and opportunity to change the course of events

  Not really a fair comparison, is what I’m saying.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Your Lemmy Weather Forecast⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m in SF and talk to people in Las Vegas, New Orleans, Richmond VA, and NJ every day… I keep my mouth shut when they complain about their weather. They don’t want to hear how cold it is I ln my place under the fog, lol

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨And nothing of value was lost⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve never been called a nazi because I don’t go around saying or doing nazi things, like apologizing for nazis

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨On Tuesday afternoon, ChatGPT encouraged me to cut my wrists⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  So… close the browser window? It’s not the boss of you

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨energy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Without the button, people will knock

  Now it’s clear that you should not knock, but use the button, at your own risk

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Horny🧠⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  happy birthday, ya horndog

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Age + BUN = Lasix dose⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Where have I seen that before… Oh yea

  1000022740

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨choice⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Hell yea

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨AI agents wrong ~70% of time: Carnegie Mellon study⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Whatever gets ad views

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨AI agents wrong ~70% of time: Carnegie Mellon study⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  … And nowadays they let the LLM help with the bullshittery

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let people enjoy things 🙄⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Slayer - Ddamm

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Srsly⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re right, it’s too bright out

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨But I am mighty!!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m just stayin inside

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lämp⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It must be italian

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mission impossible⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I did, actually. Thanks for checking!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mission impossible⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m playing right now, wish me luck

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Everyone has a special talent. You just have to discover yours's⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Choke (2008)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨MEN.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Congratulations, it works. You now have depression!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We're deep into the baggy era mate⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m a relaxed-fit man. Occasionally the rest of society aligns with my taste.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Digg founder Kevin Rose offers to buy Pocket from Mozilla⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Thank goodness, my smattering of porn links will be saved

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Robin Hood, Prince of memes⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  … That’s disgusting!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Paneraverse⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The Rehearsal - S02E03

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How can you tell 23 subgenres of equally shitty growls and screams apart, but not see the most Metal basics?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Check out Exuvia, “trans vengeance metal”:

  www.instagram.com/exuvia_band

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨glugluglug⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh we’re getting weird around here? Coool