Cold_Brew_Enema
@Cold_Brew_Enema@lemmy.world
- Comment on Blessica Blimpson 3 weeks ago:
Blumpkin Blimpson is an amazing name
- Comment on Not allowed to work from home 4 weeks ago:
Big “thathappened” energy
- Comment on McCafé 4 months ago:
Wife makes coffee by crushing beans with a rolling pin
- Comment on Breaking the news 6 months ago:
And if Tigger was a whistleblower, he’d be a Boing Boeing
- Comment on Windows 10 reaches 70% market share as Windows 11 keeps declining 6 months ago:
DAE WINDOWS LITERALLY HITLER?!?!?
- Comment on Screw Uber! 6 months ago:
Screwber
- Comment on Stardew Valley gets yet another update, adding new mine layouts and ominous-sounding "fish frenzies" 6 months ago:
Been playing the shit out of this. It is amazing how good it is. ConcernedApe is the best, and what an awesome story. Had no programming experience, just said fuck it I’m making a game and learned everything.
- Comment on Ghost of Tsushima Director’s Cut PC cross-play and system requirements revealed 7 months ago:
The game was great. Definitely not perfect, as a lot of the open world stuff was samey, but the combat was so good I almost didn’t give a shit.
- Comment on Dwarf Fortress hits 800,000 sales and no sign of it stopping 7 months ago:
Rimworld is amazing, as well. Big update and expansion in a few days
- Comment on Cities: Skylines 2 now has mod support, so you can soon annoy drivers with Spaghetti Junction 2.0 7 months ago:
I don’t think so. I think most of the “simulation” isn’t working at all.
- Comment on Why don't we hear more about the 2017 Las Vegas shooting? It was the deadliest mass shooting in U.S. history, we never found a motive, and it seems no one ever mentions it. 8 months ago:
Disagreed. No one gives a shit about stopping the next one. We’d actually have stricter gun laws if that were true.
- Comment on Security footage of Boeing repair before door-plug blowout was overwritten 8 months ago:
I will never fly again. Never. Fuck flying. We were never meant to be in the air, comment if you are with me!
- Comment on [deleted] 8 months ago:
You mean like Linux?
I use Ubuntu, btw
- Comment on xkcd #2905: Supergroup 8 months ago:
If you need a wikipedia page to explain a joke, then maybe it’s not a very good joke
- Comment on Amazon "search through reviews" is blindly just running an AI model now 8 months ago:
This sounds like a joke an 8 year old would tell, and it’s hilarious.
- Comment on Command & Conquer™ The Ultimate Collection now available on Steam 8 months ago:
OpenRA is only 3 games
- Comment on Command & Conquer™ The Ultimate Collection now available on Steam 8 months ago:
Give me a Dune 2000 remake. I love that game.
- Comment on Helldivers 2 boss apologizes for 'horrible' dev comments, says Arrowhead has 'taken action internally to educate our developers' 8 months ago:
This is exactly it.
- Comment on The upcoming Crazy Taxi reboot is a triple-A game, according to Sega 8 months ago:
You just made some executive somewhere cum
- Comment on Plants vs. Zombies Garden Warfare 2 adding EA AntiCheat, breaking it on Steam Deck / Linux 9 months ago:
Damn all 3 people that play thus must be upset
- Comment on Starbreeze admits Payday 3 is massively underperforming 9 months ago:
I would rather shit in my mouth than play this
- Comment on Tipping culture npcs 9 months ago:
Restaurants when they expect a 40% tip after you drive to the store for pickup
- Comment on Rest in peace, Ms. Hunt 9 months ago:
Her son, Mike, is doing well, though
- Comment on here we go again 9 months ago:
And the “Rig” to the left of Biden.
“That Pee Pee Rig”
- Comment on Bartender Qualifications 9 months ago:
Well that’s good news. Thanks!
- Comment on The Weekly 'What are you playing?' Discussion 9 months ago:
Binding of Isaac. Just hit 1300 hours. Going for another Dead God save file.
- Comment on Bartender Qualifications 9 months ago:
Is SQL not a good skill to have? I’m an extremely strong sql writer in a senior position, but was going to test the waters soon.
- Comment on Playing Ocarina of Time on my Nintendo 64. 9 months ago:
I read that as Shrek.
- Comment on Playing Ocarina of Time on my Nintendo 64. 9 months ago:
In my top 3 games of all time. An absolute masterpiece
- Comment on My coding skill V/S My GitHub Repositories 10 months ago:
I use Git all the time and still have no idea how to use it