Cold_Brew_Enema

@Cold_Brew_Enema@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨MAGA Republican Logic⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  This is definitely a bot account, guys. No one is this stupid.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can I lose a beer belly working out one day a week?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They are 3’5’’

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Blessica Blimpson⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Blumpkin Blimpson is an amazing name

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not allowed to work from home⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Big “thathappened” energy

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨McCafé⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Wife makes coffee by crushing beans with a rolling pin

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Breaking the news⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  And if Tigger was a whistleblower, he’d be a Boing Boeing

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Windows 10 reaches 70% market share as Windows 11 keeps declining⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  DAE WINDOWS LITERALLY HITLER?!?!?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Screw Uber!⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Screwber

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stardew Valley gets yet another update, adding new mine layouts and ominous-sounding "fish frenzies"⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Been playing the shit out of this. It is amazing how good it is. ConcernedApe is the best, and what an awesome story. Had no programming experience, just said fuck it I’m making a game and learned everything.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ghost of Tsushima Director’s Cut PC cross-play and system requirements revealed⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The game was great. Definitely not perfect, as a lot of the open world stuff was samey, but the combat was so good I almost didn’t give a shit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dwarf Fortress hits 800,000 sales and no sign of it stopping⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Rimworld is amazing, as well. Big update and expansion in a few days

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cities: Skylines 2 now has mod support, so you can soon annoy drivers with Spaghetti Junction 2.0⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t think so. I think most of the “simulation” isn’t working at all.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why don't we hear more about the 2017 Las Vegas shooting? It was the deadliest mass shooting in U.S. history, we never found a motive, and it seems no one ever mentions it.⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Disagreed. No one gives a shit about stopping the next one. We’d actually have stricter gun laws if that were true.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Security footage of Boeing repair before door-plug blowout was overwritten⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I will never fly again. Never. Fuck flying. We were never meant to be in the air, comment if you are with me!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You mean like Linux?

  I use Ubuntu, btw

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨xkcd #2905: Supergroup⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  If you need a wikipedia page to explain a joke, then maybe it’s not a very good joke

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Amazon "search through reviews" is blindly just running an AI model now⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This sounds like a joke an 8 year old would tell, and it’s hilarious.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Command & Conquer™ The Ultimate Collection now available on Steam⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  OpenRA is only 3 games

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Command & Conquer™ The Ultimate Collection now available on Steam⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Give me a Dune 2000 remake. I love that game.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Helldivers 2 boss apologizes for 'horrible' dev comments, says Arrowhead has 'taken action internally to educate our developers'⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This is exactly it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The upcoming Crazy Taxi reboot is a triple-A game, according to Sega⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  You just made some executive somewhere cum

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Plants vs. Zombies Garden Warfare 2 adding EA AntiCheat, breaking it on Steam Deck / Linux⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Damn all 3 people that play thus must be upset

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Starbreeze admits Payday 3 is massively underperforming⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I would rather shit in my mouth than play this

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tipping culture npcs⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Restaurants when they expect a 40% tip after you drive to the store for pickup

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rest in peace, Ms. Hunt⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Her son, Mike, is doing well, though

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨here we go again⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  And the “Rig” to the left of Biden.

  “That Pee Pee Rig”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bartender Qualifications⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Well that’s good news. Thanks!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Weekly 'What are you playing?' Discussion⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Binding of Isaac. Just hit 1300 hours. Going for another Dead God save file.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bartender Qualifications⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Is SQL not a good skill to have? I’m an extremely strong sql writer in a senior position, but was going to test the waters soon.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Playing Ocarina of Time on my Nintendo 64.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I read that as Shrek.