Freshparsnip

@Freshparsnip@lemm.ee

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump, in blue, sleeping at Pope Francis' funeral⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  He should be arrested

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Choose a number, 1-5!⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  2

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Social media sites should have 'reverse' Parental Controls; where adult children can block their boomer/senior parents' accounts from viewing conspiracy and radicalizing content.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  The opposite of parental controls would be blocking content made for kids

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What Could Go Wrong? App to help parents find childcare on demand⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I can’t find it now

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What Could Go Wrong? App to help parents find childcare on demand⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Right underneath this, I saw a post about an Uber driver driving away with someone’s kid. I couldn’t figure out how to screenshot the two posts next to each other

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why are popes always really old?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Not anyone, you have to be a male catholic

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why are popes always really old?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Because most popes are cardinals first and becoming a cardinal takes time. Usually they have to get a college education, then be a preist for several years, then become a bishop, then become a cardinal. CGPGrey video about how to become pope recommended.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨In heat⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  People Google questions like that? I would have looked up “Heat” in either Wikipedia or imdb and checked the cast list. Or gone to Jolie’s Wikipedia or imdb pages to see if Heat is listed

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hear The Good News⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Ah tomorrow they’ll “lose” the body and he’ll turn up alive

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dolores Umbridge was a JK Rowling Self Insert all this time.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Umbridge wasn’t killed by the centaurs, she’s in book 7 and so survived the centaurs. She is last seen surrounded by dementors

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Unlike in movies, most smart people aren't good in chess.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t have the patience to learn how to play chess well. I don’t think more than one move ahead. My favourite game is Catan.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Devil (Lucifer) is an undercover cop.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s all a good cop bad cop routine to get people repenting

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What is Superman's "kryptonite"?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Reminds of when Barney on How I Met Your Mother was trying to remember the holy grail of cups

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The funniest part is people said the actress playing Vanessa had a nicer voice. The voice she used in the film was Hallie Bailey’s voice. Their racist minds heard the same voice come out of a white person and a black person and thought it sounded better from a white person

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's used more as a Drinking License than a Drivers License.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  NO?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If the USA and China goes to war, how likely will Chinese-Americans end up in "internment camps" like what happened to Japanese-Americans during WW2?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Under the current administration, very likely

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Every time you eat, you're trusting many strangers to not have tampered with your food⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I haven’t flown in years and don’t drive

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Every time you eat, you're trusting many strangers to not have tampered with your food⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This applies to groceries too

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Every time you eat, you're trusting many strangers to not have tampered with your food⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Why wouldn’t it be possible for canned food to be tampered with? Someone had to harvest them and can them

• Every time you eat, you're trusting many strangers to not have tampered with your food
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Any babies born this week or next will have two easters before their first birthday⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Which also means having no Easter for a year happens sometimes. Any babies born in early April last year are having their first Easter after their first birthday

• Any babies born this week or next will have two easters before their first birthday
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If you refuse to concentrate on aiming correctly then sit down⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  THAT’S WORD SALAD

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dont worry about your retirement plan...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  April 20th is Hitler’s birthday

  And also Easter so maybe he’s gonna arrest the Easter bunny

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Which actor did not have a single bad film?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  He guest starred in an episode of a children’s show “Adventures in Wonderland”. The episode never aired because of the whole murder incident. So the episode was filmed so close to the time of the murder, it didn’t make it to air. Did he know he was going to commit murder while he was acting in a children’s show?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That slogan was always too vague. My Dad has been asking for years, when specifically was this “great” time they’re talking about? With the sort of people who support Trump, I think their idea of great is bringing back segregation

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  We’re doomed

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Maybe it's just a human thing.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I was commenting on the examples the meme chose to use. It implies they couldn’t find examples of violent atheists

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Maybe it's just a human thing.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The best example of an asshole atheist they could find was one making a shitty anti-theist meme, meanwhile the examples of asshole Christians and Muslims are violent

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If you're still on Reddit...⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I didn’t even use Twitter before the nazi bought it