Freshparsnip
@Freshparsnip@lemm.ee
- Comment on spicy one 2 months ago:
Lex Luthor
- Comment on Oranges? In this economy? 2 months ago:
Cheaper than eggs
- Comment on Shit posts to Los Angeles. Literal fascist Nazi traitor behind illegal invasion visits our city. Post this shit to a state jail. 2 months ago:
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- Submitted 2 months ago to showerthoughts@lemmy.world | 4 comments
- Comment on Why is cottage cheese the only cheese defined by some relationship to a building? 2 months ago:
I want condo cheese
- Comment on mood 2 months ago:
What about Palestine?
- Comment on Dang 2 months ago:
I’m behaviourally challenged
- Comment on Thousands of years ago, when tools were very primitive, it was probably common to have a favorite rock. 2 months ago:
I have a favourite kitchen knife, so it’s plausible
- Comment on Would alcohol be as popular if it weren't a beverage? 2 months ago:
I got drunk eating rum Popsicles and joked “how can I be drunk if I didn’t drink it”
- Comment on Would alcohol be as popular if it weren't a beverage? 2 months ago:
That’s what I’ve theorized for a long time. One of the reasons alcohol is more popular than other drugs is how easy it is to take, that and the fact that it is legal.
- Comment on So it begins... 2 months ago:
Did Trump break up with his boyfriend at the start of pride month?
- Comment on Somewhere out there is a blooper reel for the movie "Shindler's List" 2 months ago:
You doubt mistakes were made in filming Schindker’s List?
- Submitted 2 months ago to showerthoughts@lemmy.world | 4 comments
- Comment on Our alternate timeline selves have watched documentaries asking what life would be like if Kennedy had been assassinated. 2 months ago:
I want to know what it’s like in the timeline where Trump was successfully assassinated right before the Republican National Convention
- Submitted 2 months ago to [deleted] | 1 comment
- Comment on My mom tells me I should cut dad off for cheating on her, am I a bad person for not wanting to do so? 2 months ago:
What your dad did was wrong and it’s understandable your mom would want to end her relationship with him, however that is between them and you should not have to end your relationship with him over it
- Comment on Kid gave a reasonable answer without all the math bullshit 2 months ago:
I’m pretty sure the kid’s answer was how it was supposed to be answered
- Comment on Kid gave a reasonable answer without all the math bullshit 2 months ago:
The kid answered correctly, it’s not unconventional at all, the teacher is just stupid
- Comment on Kid gave a reasonable answer without all the math bullshit 2 months ago:
The teacher is fucking stupid. The question says Marty ate more, that is not only possible it is a given.
- Comment on what’s the difference between “he died” and “he’s dead”? 2 months ago:
He died is describing the event of him dying, he’s dead means he is currently dead. However, they may as well be synonyms because I can’t think of any realistic situation where one is true and not the other
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
MUSK IS A SCHMUCK!!!
- Comment on Where there's a violence there's a way 2 months ago:
Not all things are possible through violence. I cannot fix my internet router by throwing it across the room
- Comment on Forbidden Tech 2 months ago:
It is written in the book of Leviticus: “It shall be unclean for one end of an electric cord to match the other”
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
Would have been cool if Nikki Haley were the nominee and there would have been a female president no matter what
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
I don’t believe it would prevent the holocaust though. If it wasn’t him, it would have been someone else.
Just like now, if it wasn’t Trump, the Heritage Foundation would have found another fuck to carry out their bidding. Fascism is a systemic issue.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 months ago:
When an animal is old and dying, you’re expected to euthanize it. When a human is old and dying, you’re expected to keep them alive as long as possible
- Comment on 1955 was as old in 1990 as 1990 is in 2025. 3 months ago:
If Back to the Future we’re remade today, he’d be going back in time to 1995.
I’d like to see a remake of Back to the Future just so we can have a scene where Doc Brown refuses to believe Donald Trump will be president.
- Submitted 3 months ago to rant@lemmy.sdf.org | 1 comment
- Comment on When will all the folks complaining about loss of Snap and health insurance realize the GOP wants us to die and has ZERO empathy for fellow Americans? 3 months ago:
That’s because the sort of people who vote against their own interests don’t grasp the idea of consequences. I’ve heard that science says we don’t fully understand consequences until a certain age. I’m becoming more and more convinced that some people just never develop a sense of consequences. These people really need to be studied.
- Comment on When will all the folks complaining about loss of Snap and health insurance realize the GOP wants us to die and has ZERO empathy for fellow Americans? 3 months ago:
My aunt was one of those covid deniers. She argued that if it was as bad as the experts said ot was “people would be dropping like flies”. To her it was either people are literally dropping dead suddenly in the streets or nothing is happening.