wanderwisley
@wanderwisley@lemm.ee
- Comment on How likely is it that Trump will be the first President assassinated since Kennedy? 4 hours ago:
My hope the shooter is a Big Mac.
- Comment on This is not the post you're looking for 23 hours ago:
This is not the post I’m looking for.
- Comment on When someone finally gives you the back story 1 day ago:
Strong with the force she was, squirted so hard she short circulated my droid she did.
- Comment on damn 1 day ago:
Can I glaze your wife then?
- Comment on Clean butt 1 week ago:
Remember you don’t have to clean your whole ass. You just have to clean your ass’s hole.
- Comment on See this idiot 1 week ago:
He impregnated me!
- Comment on It's no longer easy to play April Fool's jokes on Americans because their reality is so chaotic that it's no longer easy to tell what is real, funny, fake or sad. 1 week ago:
It’s April and we are all the fools.
- Comment on Today's Survey. One point for everything that you have NEVER DONE 1 week ago:
0
- Comment on Little poser 1 week ago:
Don’t forget smells like nirvana
- Comment on Calm your tits 1 week ago:
Yep I see that a lot in my town. But usually it will say “we the people” and then they will add “have had enough!” I see lot of pledge of allegiance and a few 10 commandments too. It’s also funny because there is someone who lives on my street with political opinions on there truck dick riding Donny then they have “kill all pedos” sticker.
- Comment on Calm your tits 1 week ago:
That and or a quote from the Bible or the constitution.
- Comment on Calm your tits 1 week ago:
These are the same people who own a big lifted truck and then put a giant sticker on the window that says “CHEVY” just in case you or they forgot what they are driving.
- Comment on Here, have some unpleasant knowledge about Mario. 1 week ago:
“what did you do to my brother?!“ (pulls out 9mm)
- Comment on Forbidden weapon 1 week ago:
That’s some serious shit.
- Comment on 3's grip looks the most comfy 2 weeks ago:
2
- Comment on my dreams in colour 2 weeks ago:
Agreed, either that or he would say that he could knock it out in a fight.
- Comment on my dreams in colour 2 weeks ago:
Joe Rogan would love the shit outta this.
- Comment on Spooky 2 weeks ago:
The amount of scam emails and bot accounts will be insurmountable when the other 65% get online.
- Comment on How did I get here? 2 weeks ago:
I would follow and fight with monkey to the edge of the universe for freedom.
- Comment on this bad boy can fit..... 2 weeks ago:
Don’t forget how this year started in Vegas…
- Comment on No title 2 weeks ago:
Let me guess…young boys?…
- Comment on Meet the spy 2 weeks ago:
I’m gonna moooo!
- Comment on Reddit will warn users who repeatedly upvote banned content 4 weeks ago:
Welcome! I was permanently banned on Reddit back in June of 2024 because I said I hope the libs of TikTok monster would be hit by a bus.
- Comment on You guys have to end it 4 weeks ago:
I own a 2020 Subaru WRXSTI manual and I’ve enjoyed every minute of it.
- Comment on Is this green or blue? 5 weeks ago:
It’s square
- Comment on If you know, you know. Unless you don't know. 5 weeks ago:
Where was the cat during the funeral hmmm?
- Comment on This Cybertruck shaped man is destroying our government 5 weeks ago:
That man’s body is built like a stretch Armstrong mixed with a Duracell D battery.
- Comment on Better watch what you say 5 weeks ago:
He has the name of a villain in the next death stranding game.
- Comment on They never told me that it would get that stiff and that hard 5 weeks ago:
Who sits on a toilet and takes viagra?
- Comment on Clap them cheeks 5 weeks ago:
I clap my hands when I’m served Dino nuggets.