Fucking horse in the background 💀
Horror
Submitted 3 weeks ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world to [deleted]
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/095e373a-230a-4f48-aa50-d5844644d304.png
Comments
Agent641@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
No, it’s just a water-walking horse.
werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
A Balloon Supported Water Walking Horse…BSWWH for short. Pronounced bsh!
ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Forget the balloons. I want that water treadmill bike!
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
millicycle
iAvicenna@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
When you have the chance to ride a water horse? Forget it.
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 3 weeks ago
I’m pretty sure they actually exist
Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 weeks ago
I’ve seen bicycle paddle boats; where can I find a unicycle paddle boat?
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
The two Jesuses in the background don’t have balloons!
Dasus@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
They’re on a carriage that’s like pontooned at the bottom, being pulled by the horse and driver who each have their own balloons.
MeekerThanBeaker@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Back right?
I see two in the back left and two more in the back middle without balloons. The two in the back right are the carriage passengers.
MNByChoice@midwest.social 3 weeks ago
I love that the balloons are far too small. Like they didn’t understand the elements and buoyancy well enough to know the balloons have to be much larger. Not like we have negative mass particles.
wizzor@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
Obviously they were assuming balloons were filled with supervacuum. We have had 100 years and not invented even that.
Truly we have failed our ancestors.
MNByChoice@midwest.social 3 weeks ago
Super vacuum! That will do it.
sroos@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
Well, I guess they figured it’d take another 100 years to calculate that correctly, so they just winged it for the picture.
Noobnarski@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I’m pretty sure scientists back then could have told you that these balloons are too small. The person(s) who drew that picture most likely wasn’t a scientist, which is why it looks how it looks.
MeekerThanBeaker@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Maybe they thought we’d have discovered/created new elements by now that could do this.
chiliedogg@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I want to see how that cane works.
Dagwood222@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
Superheated hydrogen in a monomolecular unbreakable balloon.
AdrianTheFrog@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
The theoretical best lift from a balloon that size is about 1 kg I would estimate
superkret@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
What measure of scientic accuracy do you expect from a chocolate wrapper?
MNByChoice@midwest.social 3 weeks ago
I did not know this was on a candy wrapper…
That does make it better.
SouthEndSunset@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
I like the fact that a horse and boat thing has the same size balloon as a person.
Akasazh@feddit.nl 3 weeks ago
That it they were positive the future would, uhm, find a way.
Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
Not sure how they are walking and not just splashing in place.
Maalus@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
And you don’t have an issue with the carriage, with three people on it, where the only balloon is on the horse?
Whoever made this was an artist and sucked at physics
Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
The carriage could be on a barge and is just being pulled by the horse. How is the horse getting traction? And why is that man using a cane on water! The small balloons could just be artistic license for the drawing.
explodicle@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
If we had spent the time working on the real problems, this would have already been solved.
angrystego@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I’d be ok with splashing. I want this!
doingthestuff@lemy.lol 3 weeks ago
Somehow that weird paddle cycle is bouyant without a balloon.
uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
I’m glad we got ubiquitous smartphones instead of only rich people having flying cars.
Still, I’m promoting way, way more punk in our cyberpunk.
Sauerkraut@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
The rich do have flying cars. They just call them private jets. The rich own mansions (huge houses) all over the world, private islands, mega yachts that contain smaller yachts, their own submarines, and now they even have their own rocket ships
uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
Yeah, but the police don’t hover over us in Spinners as in Bladerunner. They still have to chopper from helipad to airport and ride off in air traffic, so less in our faces.
Their superfluous greenhouse emissions fit the cyberpunk vibe though.
frog_brawler@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I feel ripped off yet again!
Yawweee877h444@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
They just thought they’d do everything they did back then, but on water?.
coffeetastesbadlikecoffee@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Fuck being able to buy a house or afford rent, people need mini blimps! (Right, it’s not just me?)
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
They just thought they’d do everything they did back then, but with balloons. They could already walk on water back then.
YoiksAndAway@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
There are two people water-walking without balloons behind the two women on the left. Time travelers? Aliens? The JFK assassins? We deserve the truth!
nectar45@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
I actually went to that timeline! And its more complex than you think because well yes, there technology is far cooler and more whimsical, abd yes there world is more socialistic, has more free time, better prices and less of a late stage capitalism nightmare…
But you should just see how many racial slurs those people used just this morning and half of those women cant vote and have polio.
Also I am pretty sure left-handed people got hunted to extinction for some reason
Timeline hopping is a mixed bag
salvaria@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
I understand why you didn’t stay in that one, but why the hell would you come back to this timeline??
nectar45@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Well I went to a timeline where Reddit managed to organize a nuclear attack against Russia and it backfired HARD, a timeline where we never moved on from the 90s which sounds awesome and it was but the uncriticized ultra-consumption of those times eventually laid waste to the world, a world where JK Rowling succeded at making TERFs the mainstream feminism wave, a timeline where X is the ONLY major website left in the world and its as awful as it sounds, a timeline where being a CIS man was illegal, a timeline where Musk is president, a timeline where sentient sex-robots and a timeline where the soviet union defeated the United States during the cold war so “President” Putin is the most powerful man in the world.
So yeah…I think there is a problem with my dimensional hopper, it only sends me to “dark” timelines
explodicle@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
nectar45@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Lol yeah!
chaitae3@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
“Deutscher Kakao” 🤡
“German cocoa”
samuelazers@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
german caco gives you wings
NoXPhasma@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Funny that you say that, they actually sold “Scho-Ka-Kola” (Cho-Ca-Cola) from 1935, which was chocolate with coffein.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Literally just build a bridge, you hyper-individualistic consumer-centric assholes.
Tungsten5@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
I think the idea here is people want to go out and enjoy the day. Not just walk across a bridge. Next time think before you comment. You sound rarted as fuck
Bosht@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
rarted? If you’re going to insult someone at least spell check yourself, lmfao.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Oh no, the Groypers are here.
Honytawk@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I do like how it has the sensibilities at the time. Being super dangerous to anyone who uses it.
Saltycracker@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
They were very into helium and balloons
stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Or what an AI in the 2020s thought people in the 1900s would think life would be like in the year 2000
j0hax@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
This one isn’t AI, I remember seeing this image on the internet 10 years ago.
stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
in that case people in the 1900s were very good at predicting what AI images would look like
baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de [bot] 3 weeks ago
I doubt AI can replicate that German calligraphy
rational_lib@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Now I’m wondering why we don’t attach giant balloons to ships to reduce water resistance by cutting down how much of the ship needs to be underwater. Perhaps it’s because you would need more size for the balloon, and maybe the air resistance and water resistance needs to even out due to physical laws and such?
IndustryStandard@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
The boat already floats. What is the point of making it lighter?
If it should fly then get a Zepplin
AdrianTheFrog@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Any amount of water contact introduces a fair amount of drag. There may be an ideal point somewhere in the middle, but I think if you take this to it’s natural conclusion you get a zeppelin.
I did a little bit of math and I think that to lift the payload capacity (including fuel and crew) of a modern day Panama canal ship you would need about a tenth of the peak U.S. helium reserve (a cube about half a kilometer long on each edge, about 1.3x longer than the long dimension of the ship)
I don’t think you’d get the best fuel efficiency going upwind lol
Anything smaller would come with proportionally less downsides and at least proportionally less benefits. I doubt it could ever be a net positive in any useful metric.
humanspiral@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Hydrogen for sure. Partial lift for a boat has a lot of applications. Much more cargo than an airship, with no complications in flying empty. A fairly flat triangular “balloon” can be used as a solar platform, a sail, and be put in neutral wind mode down to the deck.
peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
I meam, we did get water skiing and stuff like that.
uservoid1@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
So, they did predict the water rising.
JeSuisUnHombre@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
We do have the technology for this… right?
Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
Hot air balloon pilot here: We do, indeed.
otacon239@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
This is the coolest shit I’ve seen all month. Just when you think the world is running out of interesting ideas, you come across something like this and realize you will never see it all.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Already nightmare fuel even with just the basket. But THAT is just foolishness. Pardon my language.
TheBat@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
And if you’re willing to do that you’re sent to nearest psychiatrist, right?
Suburbanl3g3nd@lemmings.world 3 weeks ago
There’s an episode of Nathan For You where he uses giant balloons to help someone who weighed too much to ride a horse normally. Great show
tux7350@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Windsurfing? 🏄♀️
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
Or kitesurfing