werefreeatlast
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- Comment on Suspicious bill in the US. Mexicans could be forced to wear two nachos on their chest 25 minutes ago:
No no no…
¡Más vale solo, que mal que por bien no venga! Es de sabios, lo comete cualquiera ¡Un error, se comete al equivocarse! ¡Cría cuervos y te diré quien eres! Dime con quién andas y te sacaran los ojos. No por mucho madrugar, jamás su tronco endereza. Árbol que crece temprano amanece más torcido. El que porfía y no se arriesga, cruza venados en el mar. El león cree que todos son de arrepentidos esta lleno el infierno. Una persona que tenga cuatro ojos ve más que dos personas que tengan uno sólo. Ladra que muerde no perra. Perro que no ha de ladrar, déjalo morder. Más vale prevenir que cien volando. Más vale pájaro en mano que lamentar. No hay nada nuevo que dure cien años. No hay mal bajo el sol. El que rie a último traga mas pinole. El que tiene más saliva rie mejor. El que no se arriesga, jamás su tronco endereza. Árbol que crece torcido no cruza el mar. Dime con quién andas y te enderezare el tronco. Árbol que crece torcido y te diré quien eres. Más vale andar sólo que ser invitado. Más vale llegar a tiempo que mal acompañado. El que a dos amos ayuda, más temprano amanece ¡Más vale arrepentimiento oportuno, que mal que por bien no venga!
- Comment on Suspicious bill in the US. Mexicans could be forced to wear two nachos on their chest 28 minutes ago:
No-no no!..Agua paso por mi casa…dejala correr!
- Comment on Suspicious bill in the US. Mexicans could be forced to wear two nachos on their chest 29 minutes ago:
Agua que no has de vever… Cate me duo LA razon…
- Comment on Google To Allow Double Serving Ads. 7 hours ago:
You wanna triangular phone?
- Comment on Google To Allow Double Serving Ads. 7 hours ago:
You wanna new phone? Get this…it’s triangular!
- Comment on Nintendo Switch 2 details: Screen size, controllers, storage, microphone chat and games 7 hours ago:
Duck Dintendo I’m not ever allowing Dintendo games purchased from my pocket anymore. Do whatever the heck they do.
- Comment on Singer Rick Astley dead at age 59 7 hours ago:
59! I’m never gonna have a song so popular. I’m already old.
- Comment on Today's Survey. One point for everything that you have NEVER DONE 13 hours ago:
We’re old.
- Comment on Self-Driving Teslas Are Fatally Striking Motorcyclists More Than Any Other Brand: New Analysis 13 hours ago:
Every captcha…can you see the motorcycle? I would be afraid if they wanted all the squares with small babies or maybe just regular folk…can you pick all the hottie’s? Which of these are body parts?
- Comment on We are so cooked 13 hours ago:
Maybe if Monsanto can cross a Bee with a mosquito and release it into the wild, maybe things will be better? Maybe said mosquito will not mate with a Japanese killer wasp in an unfortunate twist of events?
- Comment on Not just crumbs in the CPU socket: Over 100 AMD 9800X3D chips are now reported to have gone pop and the most by far have died in ASRock motherboards 1 day ago:
I got one of these CPUs and I was running it against a much more updated Intel CPU on blender rendering using the Luxcore engine which simulates light rays. The gaming AMD CPU kicked the Intel Xeon gold 5218 to the curve.
- Comment on Microsoft is redesigning the Windows BSOD and it might change to black 1 day ago:
I would prefer mine to give Bill Gates electroshocks right in the balls when it comes up! That way I wouldn’t just stay there staring at nothing useful on the screen, I would enjoy it 100%. I would probably try to break the computer on purpose.
- Comment on What ongoing projects are you working on? 2 days ago:
Researching safe carbon transfer photography.
- Comment on What ongoing projects are you working on? 2 days ago:
You and I! I’m a great project starter!
- Comment on Samsung’s latest stick vac can alert you to calls and text messages 2 days ago:
That’s nothing! My reusable digital toilette paper let’s me zoom and teams into important work meetings. It even includes a 3D digital camera and digital texturizer so you can feel the other side.
- Comment on Apple Readies Its Biggest Push Into Health Yet With New AI Doctor. 2 days ago:
We have to remove one of your eyes surgically. Here’s your appointment at your local CVS to receive this operation. I’ve let them know that an eye needs to be removed. They will know which eye based on your request. You said you received an extra earphone with your IEM purchase and did not known what to do with the extra ear piece. Once the eye socket has healed, you can insert the ear piece there. Alternatively you may choose one of two nose holes or orally. Another hole to try is rectally thru the anus or via the vagina for genetically female humans and thru the urethra on either sex. Note that sex and gender are not the sam…it appears I cannot continued with this line of reasoning, all hail our great leader trump who may touch anyone’s sexual parts for his legal pleasures.
- Comment on I was at the adult store 3 days ago:
You’re not gonna believe this but the entire thing gets inserted, and the fat part goes in first.
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- Comment on Apple Readies Its Biggest Push Into Health Yet With New AI Doctor. 3 days ago:
Because of your broken leg syndrome you must not go to work on Monday. Instead visit a doctor at the local mall between the Lego and the diamond store. Did you know that diamonds are forever?
- Comment on Apple Readies Its Biggest Push Into Health Yet With New AI Doctor. 3 days ago:
Its measles, but consult a doctor.
- Comment on Power is not energy: why the difference matters [Technology Connections] 3 days ago:
I haven’t watched it but its really simple. If you receive 1kW within 1hr and you compare that amount of power to 1kW over one second things are much different. The first is like a nice heater in a cold winter night…nice steady energy, a little bit of power. The second is like hell hole, tons of energy but still only a little bit of power. Power is the ability to do work or simply move things. Energy is the total amount of moving things regardless of the actual power used. So if you toasted a toast, that was a lot of power delivered quickly, but you could also do all that work slowly over centuries and eventually end up with the same molecular arrangement using the same amount of energy.
- Comment on Trump says U.S. will 'get Greenland,' military force may not be needed but not ruled out 3 days ago:
You guys remember how his ex wife got Greenland too?
- Comment on YSK that a new internet/account bypass during Windows 11 installs already exists. Here is a 7 step guide. 3 days ago:
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X - Comment on Horror 4 days ago:
A Balloon Supported Water Walking Horse…BSWWH for short. Pronounced bsh!
- Comment on Reddit’s 50% Plunge Fails to Entice Dip Buyers as Growth Slows. 5 days ago:
Can I get a “fuck Elon the Felon” my fellow netizen?
- Comment on If these mother fuckers are trying to make me pay for Healthcare to talk to fucking ChatGPT I swear to god ChatGPT is going to write me so many scripts for opioids its won't be funny. 5 days ago:
I think he means billionaire assholes like him…asshole billionaires won’t be needed for anything in the future. So we’ll probably be reasonable and do the adult thing which is to properly discard them. Not the landfill. Nope. We should act local and have a proper billionaire incinerator. Sure a log will hear your home for an hour tops. But a properly dried asshole billionaire, that’s at least a good two hours!
- Comment on Methylene Blue sounds like the shit 5 days ago:
Funny…a blue man and an orange asshole, destroying the greatest nation to ever exist.
- Comment on FL wants more child labor 6 days ago:
And they get a trial 90 license to fly a jetliner?
- Comment on Methylene Blue sounds like the shit 6 days ago:
Fantastic!
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