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- Comment on In the US, it's finally socially acceptable again to clap when the plane lands 4 hours ago:
Also… Why would you get into one of those things? In a plane, you are the crumple zone.
For business just teleconference.
For personal, I can tell you that photos tell the story pretty well. There are people there already taking the photos. You don’t need a selfie there, just use the Gimp. For everything else in the modern world, it all looks pretty close to how it looks at home.
There’s no need to travel. Specially within your country. Its not like high speed trains are any safer. And cars…what’s next the entire planet is a big ass road?
- Comment on Economist warns that Elon Musk is about to cause a "deep, deep recession" 20 hours ago:
Dick Cheney (from below ground), Turtle neck guy and all the rest of the clowns in the Republican team are going “holy fuck!” as Elon basically eats their lunch. Elon has been extremely efficient at Republican asshole. The rest don’t even know what the fuck is going on.
- Comment on Microsoft to remove the Location History feature in Windows 1 day ago:
From your view…safely storing it remotely for law enforcement purposes probably.
- Comment on Do most people still use computers, or do people only use a smartphone as their main/only device? 1 day ago:
Ubuntu Debian Linux desktop is the best. Friends don’t let friends use windows.
- Comment on So, is the USA screwed? 1 day ago:
I heard there was a mentor coming to fix this soon…sorry, I apologize. I mean to say Meteor. Chances of landing up my own ass have increased once more. I probably won’t feel it so I’m not too worried about it.
- Comment on Microsoft announces quantum computing breakthrough with new Majorana 1 chip 1 day ago:
Fuck no! Keep Clippie software only! And keep it in the recycling folder!
- Comment on Little know fact 2 days ago:
12"!..11", 10, 9, 8, 8.5…stop! Stop!.. 6…5.5"
Darn! WTF! How do we turn you back?
- Comment on Digital Fingerprinting: Google launched a new era of tracking worse than cookie banners | Tuta 2 days ago:
I go to pornhub every morning to check out the articles. Lately I’ve noticed that they have exactly the kind of articles I’m interested in always at the top two rows and then a bunch of stuff I’m not really into elsewhere. They are definitely testing stuff.
- Comment on Kindle Is Making It Harder to Switch to Rival eReader Brands. 3 days ago:
Repeat after me!.. En-shit-ti-fication!
- Comment on How does this pic show that Elon Musk doesnt know SQL? 5 days ago:
Is this is true, then by this time we are all fucked. Like Monday someone checks their banking or retirement and it all gone. That’s gonna be a crazy day.
I hope they’re not using the actual SSN as the primary key. I hope its a big ass number that is otherwise unrelated.
- Comment on Egg prices at Costco be like... 5 days ago:
Lol, my wife will finally have to go on a diet. Lol.
- Comment on Amazon’s killing a feature that let you download and backup Kindle books 5 days ago:
No I mean, now that I got caliber they block book downloads.
- Comment on Amazon’s killing a feature that let you download and backup Kindle books 6 days ago:
I literally just installed caliber recently. Are they following my every move or something? Trying desperately to prevent other “near techky” people from leaving the market place?
- Comment on Reddit plans to lock some content behind a paywall this year, CEO says | Reddit executives also discussed how they might introduce more ads into the social media platform 6 days ago:
Kholer, American standard, and other toilet manufacturers are scrambling to match Toto’s ad popularity in “the go” ad business.
If you’ve changed your extractor fan recently, you might have come out of the restroom humming something new or maybe something familiar like the McDonalds jingle. But such feats of advertising have never been part of the true #2!. Things like bidet splash modulation… Lara papa pa!!! Right in the butt! Or flush ads! A display banner integrated on to the flush tank, and if you open the lid you’ll get ads around the bowl and in the back of the lid.
Clorox is coming up with a brad new cleaning chemical family. If you forget to clean you’ll be presented with scum in the shape of the clorox logo and the proper code and link to Amazon.
Oh yes please! Enshittify the one and only sanctuary we believed we had!
- Comment on aww man here we goo... 6 days ago:
May I offer a roll or two of duct tape? Done properly, it can fix everything.
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- Comment on Turn left in 300 m 1 week ago:
…and you had to do the plunger thing?! Cops man! You guys are crazy!
…no Sir, when we found him in the driver’s seat he was already impaled like that!
- Comment on LibreOffice goes collaborative and Wasm as ZetaOffice • The Register 1 week ago:
And teams is SharePoint too…lol pieces of shit software.
- Comment on After Copilot Trial, Government Staff Rated Microsoft's AI Less Useful Than Expected 1 week ago:
I got a better one…put a rat in a can, place two papers with two different answers… As a question and let the rat go. Each paper is coated in delicious cheese.
Just figure out if you trust a rat…do you go for the answer an idiot picked? Or do you go for the answer that was less tasty?
- Comment on Microsoft Study Finds Relying on AI Kills Your Critical Thinking Skills 1 week ago:
That’s the same company that approved Clippie and the magic wizard.
- Comment on Microsoft Study Finds Relying on AI Kills Your Critical Thinking Skills 1 week ago:
Keep it on its toes… Ask chatgpt, then copy paste the answer and ask perplexity why that’s wrong and go back and forth…human, AI, Human, AI…until you get a satisfactory answer.
- Comment on Bad UX is keeping the majority of people away from Lemmy 1 week ago:
Well yeah, which server do they want to join? Maybe sample servers that reset every day would be useful?
- Comment on Tumblr to join fediverse 1 week ago:
We’re gonna need a blocking button.
- Comment on Apple, Microsoft Joining Google Using Gulf of America in Maps Programs 1 week ago:
OSM is the place to flock to:
- Comment on Jeep's annoying pop-up nags you to buy an extended warranty at every stop sign 1 week ago:
Fake data!
- Comment on Might be fun idk 1 week ago:
What about integrating singers, cheer leaders, NASCAR drivers, tennis players and drones all in one game?
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
I mean sure, but syncthing is able to communicate back and forth between host/clients. Why couldn’t an HTTP port 80 app be made to do the same. Like a DNS free service sort of thing.
- Comment on ENHANCE 1 week ago:
With a mirror or two.
- Comment on Google officially changes the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America on Maps 1 week ago:
Cancun Texas! Have you guys been? Its beautiful! Just a short flight across the golf of America and located in southflorida…Flucatan.
- Comment on Google officially changes the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America on Maps 1 week ago:
And you’ll see Amerida right at the bottom of the picture, that’s the capital of Floricatan in the country of America… Have you guys noticed how our country’s name is not America? I would be a fucking retard if I named something “of America” when my country’s name isn’t America. As an example, all Mexican coins say “estados unidos mexicanos” or something like that. But the country is Mexico. Mexico is in America, but they don’t say “mexico of America”, because they are not fucking retarded.
