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• Tezzerets_Tea_Time@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  “Warrior Essentials” is exactly the name of a snake oil brand id expect moron maga alpha wannabes to ignorantly fall for. They’re so fucking easy to grift.

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  • Valmond@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I gOt 3% Scandinavian DNA, i’M a vIkiNg!1!

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• wheeldawg@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Imagine believing that taking ANOTHER medicine that is definitely totally unproven (but the commercial has a guy in a lab coat reading a script, so you know they absolutely “did their homework”- even if this didn’t phase them before- but it’s ok when they already believe it), just so you can make sure you’re more vulnerable to a disease.

  These people have noticed no ill effects, yet they’d rather pretend to get rid of that and take on a new risk.

  And when the pill is later proven to not do anything (if it hasn’t already, hell if I know just from seeing this), they will claim the vaccine was pointless when they still don’t get COVID.

  I hope and wish this pill is super poisonous and they have a hellish vomit sickness that wrecks them for days. Some of them will claim they’re proof to suffer to get the vaccine out, but it will give others pause for sure.

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• RBWells@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I looked and it’s made of natto? And aspergillus? Isn’t that what ferments sake? Maybe just go out to a Japanese restaurant. And the advert then says the only proven blah blah blah get the spike protein out is autophagy, which would imply that simply fasting would work, so even if you believe it you could just buy nothing and not eat for a few days, save money instead of spending it.

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• psyklax@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Sawdust pills? What’s actually in it?

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• HighFructoseLowStand@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I am torn between wanting to understand the logic behind this and not wanting to engage with anyone stupid enough to believe this.

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• _carmin@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Doesnt matter where they are born, they remain indians. Same for the others.

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  • grrgyle@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I get that India has a scam culture problem - that’s true. But most people are not like that.

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      trtworld.com/…/indian-police-arrest-officer-accus…

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• stardustpathsofglory@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Sure, but does it have electrolytes?

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  • deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    It’s got what plants idiots crave!

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• Hyphlosion@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I’m getting World War Z vibes from this.

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• captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  If anyone is calling you a warrior they’re scamming you. It’s bizarre to me how many people don’t get that.

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• demizerone@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Get ready for the scam economy to go into overdrive to take all that you have left.

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• T156@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  The company logo doesn’t look like a W, it looks like an electrical diagram icon for a lightbulb, or one of those energy-saving curly bulbs.

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  • Psaldorn@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I thought it was an intrauterine device.

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• jve@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  … shedders?

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  • Takios@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    it’s the theory that vaccinated people “shed” their vaccinations to other people, which is complete bollocks.

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    • gibson@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Why are so many conservative conspiracies schizo sounding?

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    • pseudo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      UNO Reverse Card?

      Image

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    • grrgyle@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Sounds like something wearing a mask would help protect against…

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    • 5redie8@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I wish it worked like that, at least then these headasses wouldn’t be dragging everyone else down with them when they decide not to get a shot

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    • billiam0202@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      {Vaccine shedding](en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vaccine_shedding) actually is a thing, but it’s 1. only really linked to the oral polio vaccine (which itself is not common in most of the world) and 2. even then it’s extremely rare.

      It also requires an attenuated virus vaccine, which means it has a zero percent chance of happening due to mRNA vaccines. In other words, it’s just more lying and fearmongering from bullshit scam artist grifters.

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• Iceman@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  A future in federal criminality looks better and better.

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• SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Is the logo really just a penis between your legs

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  • SirQuack@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Feel the \ᑎ/ inside you 😏

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• NorthernDreams@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Looked at the site. It is vitamins, salt, food extracts, and Spermidine. Spermidine is a polyamine. I remember the first time I resuspended some in lab, it became clear from the smell why it is called SPERMidine. Wonder if the customers know there is a cheaper way to get a daily oral dose of Spermidine.

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  • sober_monk@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Sure, it’s cheaper, but I’m on that 24/7 grind to make money for billionaires man, I ain’t got time for the real deal! But just one of these pills gives me enough shame and self-hatred to last for the day!

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    • KeenFlame@feddit.nu ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I respect the hustle man good on you for guzzling oligarchy cum on the clock like a baasuse or like Elon would say, I am become cum

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  • x00z@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Trump’s dreamteam got an infinite supply of it from sucking eachother off.

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• ubergeek@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Hopefully, someone adds a touch or arsenic to these pills.

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  • mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    The Alex Jones strategy

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  • Jimmyeatsausage@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    All natural cherry seed extract

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• Corno@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  These people literally don’t know what mRNA is, they believe it’s the same thing as DNA because it sounds vaguely similar. It’s good to see actual experts calling him out though! We really need more of this.

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  • notsoshaihulud@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    These people literally don’t know what mRNA is, they believe it’s the same thing as DNA because it sounds vaguely similar. It’s good to see actual experts calling him out though! We really need more of this.

    People being clueless about mRNA is an abject failure of the US education system.

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• Jayjader@jlai.lu ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I wish I could set aside my convictions and care for others to make money this easily.

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  • Snowclone@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    You can literally put anything in these unregulated supplements. There’s no restrictions. If you think swallowing a few fl grams of ox testicle will make you a boner having manly man. Then you can sell that to people. Wait… maybe I don’t need all these morals…

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    • Quadhammer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      But then youd be a putz so really a no win situation

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  • ameancow@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I feel like this is the key reason why the worst people are the most successful. I cannot count the number of opportunities I’ve passed over in life that would have just required me to lie to someone, to inflate my worth, to take something that I haven’t earned, and so on. It’s so natural for me to think in terms of morality behind my decision making that I don’t even consider alternatives.

    And thus I’m broke and will die working.

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    • Honytawk@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      They aren’t the most successful, they just have the most money.

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    • captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Exactly. It’s not some cosmic battle or any of the other shit some people will use to grift, but some people are liars who more or less don’t give half a shit who they hurt to get what they want (or maybe they do, some might, just not enough to not do it). And I’m not calling for cruelty or anything to them (many of them will be the first to advocate cruelty to “bad people”), just awareness, caution, and caring for your fellow humans.

      There are other types of evil out there too. The banal variety has been made famous, but there’s an evil made of fear, an evil made of self righteousness without reflection, an evil made of tribalism… I also think distance from the consequences of one’s actions is a contributer. Power makes you a less moral person and all that.

      Also, your father’s life sounds miserable and exhausting. I bet he thought people who did things honest and built community were fools despite us often being happier than folks like him

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    • Jayjader@jlai.lu ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I guess our compensation is being able to be content with what we already have, and not having to constantly worry about someone finding out.

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    • And009@lemmynsfw.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Cheers to good conscious. Also, grab any chance to lead a good change

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• NoxAstrum@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Of course the URL has to appeal to the wannabe driving his lifted pickup truck, it has the word warrior in it. You get all these meatheads with delusions of being some sort of Spartan badass because they took 300 as a documentary.

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  • zalgotext@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    You get all these meatheads with delusions of being some sort of Spartan badass because they took 300 as a documentary.

    And are either too stupid or too ashamed to recognize all the thinly veiled homoerotic themes

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    • Snowclone@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      My dad occasionally bought gay erotica when he was looking for muscle magazines, there’s A LOT of crossover.

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  • SleepyHarry@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    And ironically enough they have more in common with the Persian “soldiers” which are just fodder for their God King.

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    • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Don’t be silly.

      The Persian Empire had basically abolished slavery. Xerxes is noted in particular for being a far kinder conquerer than the Greeks were proven time and again.

      Whatever you can say about the fledgling democracy of the slave state Athens, it would be destroyed by Sparta eventually.

      The wrong side won at Thermopylae.

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  • TBi@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    They probably think 300 means 300lbs…

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• Spacehooks@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  He selling measles?

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• Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Is that actually him? Just yesterday I fell for “Kash Patel News” on Twitter, and found his right handle there is Kash_Patel, but this seems to be a different platform.

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  • iAvicenna@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    seems like the platform is called truthsocial, there are links in here:

    nbcnews.com/…/trump-fbi-director-kash-patel-vacci…

    I would assume if this account was not real he would have sued them for using his name for commercial purposes

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    • brejela@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I would assume if this account was not real he would have sued them for using his name for commercial purposes

      That’s assuming he’s informed and self-aware enough to notice it’s even happening.

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    • Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Thank you!

      With the links I could also scroll though some posts and saw some other people using the handle to congratulate him on his new position. Seems real to me.

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• iAvicenna@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  peak scammer performance

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• NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Wait until he finds about the big room full of brass pipes feeding oxygen and nutrients to the brain of J Edgar Hoover, from where he is still running absolutely everything.

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  • azi@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Elon enters the FBI’s inner sanctum and must solve the Vat’s riddles three in order to prove he’s not a gay communist

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    • shasta@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I sure hope we get some crazy satirical video game from this time in history

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    • towelie@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      If only he had spent some skill points in Charisma, he could’ve talked Hoover into self destruction, but alas

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• fckreddit@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Okay, can I die now? I don’t wanna live in this kind of world.

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  • towelie@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Should I kill mysel, or should I have a cup of coffee? Do we just wait until we die? Or if we have to die eventually, then why wait?

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    • fckreddit@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I understand this a fairly lot. But, I cannot wait to die. In fact, that is my only wish. This world causes a lot more hurt than I can handle. I am lonely and don’t know how to fix that or if I am doomed to be that forever. I cannot stop feeling like a failure. All I can do is keep my emotions regulated, which is hard AF and takes all my effort.

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  • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    there are much more productive things that can be done than dying, such as [redacted] or [censored]

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    • samus12345@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Forget your troubles with a light-hearted video game!

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• Etterra@discuss.online ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Now made with 100% bullshit.

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• sumguyonline@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Vaccines are evolution at work. So long as they work, you live longer and have a higher chance of reproducing. This is not a difficult concept. My genetic line is going on as long as I can throw it.

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• HawlSera@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I don’t like being alive, I already didn’t, but I like it less now. I crave the afterlife.

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  • adm@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I believe in non-linear reincarnation. I hope I come back sometime before technology. Maybe even not ad a human. I need a break cycle.

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    • unphazed@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      My luck I’d be reincarnated as a water bear just in time to be shot to the moon… where I’ll eventually crash.

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    • a_wild_mimic_appears@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      if it’s non-linear, maybe a reincarnation in a parallel universe without those grifters would be to your taste?

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  • Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I also choose that guy’s dead wife

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    • derpgon@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      M’necro

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    • HawlSera@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      What? Who;s dead wife?

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• Worx@lemmynsfw.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Is their logo “uwu” or is it the shrug emoticon?

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  • iAvicenna@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I imagine it like “if you are stupid enough to buy this dont know what to do with you” kind of shrug

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  • Scrollone@feddit.it ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Looks like cock and balls to me.

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    • Comment105@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Equal length.

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  • TonyTonyChopper@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Looks like udders to me. The deep state has been cows all along!

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    • Techlos@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      wouldn’t surprise me, antivax movement has a strong association with the raw milk cheesebreathers.

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    • SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      or some very hanging boobs

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• SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Seems like something the Ninja Turtles would need.

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• kn0wmad1c@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  “Warrior Essentials”

  “Spike Gangsters”

  Do the incels he’s trying so hard to market to understand how stupid these names are?

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  • Toofpic@feddit.dk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Using several of them at once is even funnier - they didn’t feel confident enough with just one, and got “Manly man’s sigma razor spike gamgster king warrior essential basics”

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