“you believed my medical lies once. you’ll fall for it again!”
I love the future.
Submitted 2 months ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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breadsmasher@lemmy.world 2 months ago
gatorgato@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Why did all the replies get removed?
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 months ago
Modlog says “argument nuke.” But it doesn’t look like either of the two users who’s argument was nuked were being uncivil about it.
Once again: Your job as mod isn’t to shut down arguments. It’s to keep them from devolving into insult slinging or rule-breaking behavior.
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Probs because the dude legit runs the FBI now?
glowie@h4x0r.host 2 months ago
That’s not how it reads lol
BorgDrone@lemmy.one 2 months ago
Gotta love people who don’t want to take a vaccine that was designed by the absolute top experts in the field and extensively tested, but have no problem popping pills some grifter on the interweb sold them.
I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 2 months ago
They look a lot like the fiber pills I take. Wouldn’t be surprised if they’re just branded fiber pills, and the massive shit is proof that your body is detoxing the spike proteins.
Fredselfish@lemmy.world 2 months ago
We’re fucked. This guy is now in charge of the FBI and now has the power to investigate and charge people with federal crimes.
jol@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
But more important, the power not to investigate people. Wink wink
kn0wmad1c@programming.dev 2 months ago
“Warrior Essentials”
“Spike Gangsters”
Do the incels he’s trying so hard to market to understand how stupid these names are?
Toofpic@feddit.dk 2 months ago
Using several of them at once is even funnier - they didn’t feel confident enough with just one, and got “Manly man’s sigma razor spike gamgster king warrior essential basics”
BigBenis@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Shedders? Do these people think vaccines are contagious?
TrojanRoomCoffeePot@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Yes, pay attention to mention of “shedding”. They think that vaccination causes the PT in question to shuck it off as though they were Pigpen from Charlie Brown cartoon. Image
SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
they should wear a mask, so they don’t catch it
notthebees@reddthat.com 2 months ago
It’s not even applicable to most vaccines.
Basically polio spreads through poop, and this is your shedding. Oral Polio Vaccine does this as it’s a weakened form of the polio virus and exhibits the same spread and provides vaccination indirectly to others. The US uses E-IPV, which is inactive and harmless and doesn’t have this spread.
You’ll only find OPV being used in countries with very inadequate medical access as it can be administered orally(hence the name). Only downside is that if you are very immunocompromised, there is a non zero chance you get polio and a chance you suffer from paralysis.
Flu vaccines, covid vaccine, literally anything else doesn’t have this “shedding”. It’s literally one vaccine that isn’t even administered in the united states.
wewbull@feddit.uk 2 months ago
I wish people understood the differences between types of vaccines more. I despise the “vaccines good” Vs “vaccines bad” thinking. Each of them are separate treatments and like any medication have pros/cons for each individual recieving them. I think a lot of people learn about Jenner and the smallpox vaccine and assume all other vaccines work the same way.
someguy3@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Yes.
NABDad@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Well, the grifters don’t. The multitude of morons they’re scamming do.
ShellMonkey@lemmy.socdojo.com 2 months ago
Stupid as it sounds, yes
somethingsnappy@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Vaccines can shed (sometimes we have to add that as an seondqry endpoint to clinical trials), but not even remotely in the way these idiots are saying.
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Were you assuming these people understood even the basics of what a vaccine is?
HawlSera@lemm.ee 2 months ago
I don’t like being alive, I already didn’t, but I like it less now. I crave the afterlife.
Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 2 months ago
I also choose that guy’s dead wife
derpgon@programming.dev 2 months ago
M’necro
adm@lemm.ee 2 months ago
I believe in non-linear reincarnation. I hope I come back sometime before technology. Maybe even not ad a human. I need a break cycle.
a_wild_mimic_appears@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
if it’s non-linear, maybe a reincarnation in a parallel universe without those grifters would be to your taste?
unphazed@lemmy.world 2 months ago
My luck I’d be reincarnated as a water bear just in time to be shot to the moon… where I’ll eventually crash.
Corno@lemm.ee 2 months ago
These people literally don’t know what mRNA is, they believe it’s the same thing as DNA because it sounds vaguely similar. It’s good to see actual experts calling him out though! We really need more of this.
notsoshaihulud@lemmy.world 2 months ago
These people literally don’t know what mRNA is, they believe it’s the same thing as DNA because it sounds vaguely similar. It’s good to see actual experts calling him out though! We really need more of this.
People being clueless about mRNA is an abject failure of the US education system.
uberfreeza@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Out of curiosity, I read one of their scientific studies on the website. The first one I read was a literature review (no tests were actually done) that said “one study says the supplement does nothing and another two sources say the study was done wrong so it could maybe be beneficial???” Wow. Such strong evidence.
dQw4w9WgXcQ@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Barely anyone would go to the same extent as you to seek evidence. The target market are more than happy to see any citations at all.
Jayjader@jlai.lu 2 months ago
I wish I could set aside my convictions and care for others to make money this easily.
ameancow@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I feel like this is the key reason why the worst people are the most successful. I cannot count the number of opportunities I’ve passed over in life that would have just required me to lie to someone, to inflate my worth, to take something that I haven’t earned, and so on. It’s so natural for me to think in terms of morality behind my decision making that I don’t even consider alternatives.
And thus I’m broke and will die working.
And009@lemmynsfw.com 2 months ago
Cheers to good conscious. Also, grab any chance to lead a good change
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Exactly. It’s not some cosmic battle or any of the other shit some people will use to grift, but some people are liars who more or less don’t give half a shit who they hurt to get what they want (or maybe they do, some might, just not enough to not do it). And I’m not calling for cruelty or anything to them (many of them will be the first to advocate cruelty to “bad people”), just awareness, caution, and caring for your fellow humans.
There are other types of evil out there too. The banal variety has been made famous, but there’s an evil made of fear, an evil made of self righteousness without reflection, an evil made of tribalism… I also think distance from the consequences of one’s actions is a contributer. Power makes you a less moral person and all that.
Also, your father’s life sounds miserable and exhausting. I bet he thought people who did things honest and built community were fools despite us often being happier than folks like him
Jayjader@jlai.lu 2 months ago
I guess our compensation is being able to be content with what we already have, and not having to constantly worry about someone finding out.
Honytawk@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
They aren’t the most successful, they just have the most money.
Snowclone@lemmy.world 2 months ago
You can literally put anything in these unregulated supplements. There’s no restrictions. If you think swallowing a few fl grams of ox testicle will make you a boner having manly man. Then you can sell that to people. Wait… maybe I don’t need all these morals…
Quadhammer@lemmy.world 2 months ago
But then youd be a putz so really a no win situation
NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 2 months ago
Wait until he finds about the big room full of brass pipes feeding oxygen and nutrients to the brain of J Edgar Hoover, from where he is still running absolutely everything.
azi@mander.xyz 2 months ago
Elon enters the FBI’s inner sanctum and must solve the Vat’s riddles three in order to prove he’s not a gay communist
towelie@lemm.ee 2 months ago
If only he had spent some skill points in Charisma, he could’ve talked Hoover into self destruction, but alas
shasta@lemm.ee 2 months ago
I sure hope we get some crazy satirical video game from this time in history
NoxAstrum@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Of course the URL has to appeal to the wannabe driving his lifted pickup truck, it has the word warrior in it. You get all these meatheads with delusions of being some sort of Spartan badass because they took 300 as a documentary.
SleepyHarry@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
And ironically enough they have more in common with the Persian “soldiers” which are just fodder for their God King.
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 2 months ago
Don’t be silly.
The Persian Empire had basically abolished slavery. Xerxes is noted in particular for being a far kinder conquerer than the Greeks were proven time and again.
Whatever you can say about the fledgling democracy of the slave state Athens, it would be destroyed by Sparta eventually.
The wrong side won at Thermopylae.
zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
You get all these meatheads with delusions of being some sort of Spartan badass because they took 300 as a documentary.
And are either too stupid or too ashamed to recognize all the thinly veiled homoerotic themes
Snowclone@lemmy.world 2 months ago
My dad occasionally bought gay erotica when he was looking for muscle magazines, there’s A LOT of crossover.
TBi@lemmy.world 2 months ago
They probably think 300 means 300lbs…
Worx@lemmynsfw.com 2 months ago
Is their logo “uwu” or is it the shrug emoticon?
TonyTonyChopper@mander.xyz 2 months ago
Looks like udders to me. The deep state has been cows all along!
iAvicenna@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I imagine it like “if you are stupid enough to buy this dont know what to do with you” kind of shrug
Scrollone@feddit.it 2 months ago
Looks like cock and balls to me.
conditional_soup@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Does anyone else see a limp dicknballs as the logo on the pill?
M137@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Hahah, I didn’t before you pointed it out. It’s perfect, a small dick and a loose old man sack as the logo for “warrior essentials” manly alpha man supplement scam.
Cornelius_Wangenheim@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Not proud of it, but I saw a steroid clit instead.
Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
Is that actually him? Just yesterday I fell for “Kash Patel News” on Twitter, and found his right handle there is Kash_Patel, but this seems to be a different platform.
sumguyonline@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Vaccines are evolution at work. So long as they work, you live longer and have a higher chance of reproducing. This is not a difficult concept. My genetic line is going on as long as I can throw it.
SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Seems like something the Ninja Turtles would need.
NorthernDreams@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Looked at the site. It is vitamins, salt, food extracts, and Spermidine. Spermidine is a polyamine. I remember the first time I resuspended some in lab, it became clear from the smell why it is called SPERMidine. Wonder if the customers know there is a cheaper way to get a daily oral dose of Spermidine.
iAvicenna@lemmy.world 2 months ago
peak scammer performance
Kyle_The_G@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Alright I’m not sure how its even possible this is a product, there is absolutely no mechanism where this is even remotely possible. This is just straight up fraud.
jjjalljs@ttrpg.network 2 months ago
This guy should be, at the very least, removed from office. I don’t care if it’s handcuffs or a body bag.
Fuck. I just want to thanos snap away all the republicans. The absolute worst people.
LostWanderer@lemmynsfw.com 2 months ago
Ah, the USA is so fucking doomed unless as a people we push these facists and grifters out of office.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 months ago
If anyone is calling you a warrior they’re scamming you. It’s bizarre to me how many people don’t get that.
PattyMcB@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I was planning on starting a website that will “use your device’s wifi to purge any 5g nanitesfrom your body” with a “cleansing signal” for only $19.99. (For entertainment purposes only - there are no health benefits guaranteed or claimed by this site)
Makeitstop@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Being a criminal is practically a requirement for a post in this administration.
Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Tezzerets_Tea_Time@lemmy.world 2 months ago
“Warrior Essentials” is exactly the name of a snake oil brand id expect moron maga alpha wannabes to ignorantly fall for. They’re so fucking easy to grift.
fckreddit@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Okay, can I die now? I don’t wanna live in this kind of world.
IzzyScissor@lemmy.world 2 months ago
You can also reset your immune system by contracting measles.
C’mon anti-vaxxers, if you really want to get rid of your current immune responses, there are ways of doing that. Just take a trip to West Texas.
(Please don’t though.)
HighFructoseLowStand@lemm.ee 2 months ago
I am torn between wanting to understand the logic behind this and not wanting to engage with anyone stupid enough to believe this.
Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha This guy just discredit any future movie involving an FBI agent for the next 75 years. We knew america had a under-education problem, but man you guys are something.
mean_bean279@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Germany just had a sweeping far right election, and Argentina has had a libertarian at the helms for a bit now. A ton of south Asian countries have had hardcore conservative views for a while now, and I wouldn’t be surprised if Canada shifts right next election. There are basically few corners of the earth where populism/right wing ideology isn’t growing and expanding. This isn’t an American education system problem, it’s world wide. The political elites in your country just have you convinced that it’s America that’s now the problem, which then creates a new wave of populism in your country. It’s a self eating snake.
Not that I’m disagreeing that our slapping of allies isn’t problematic. This is just something that is clearly growing everywhere and the people of Lemmy love saying “America bad” as the same exact shit is happening in your country. If you’re an American expand your news beyond our shores. The grass is unfortunately turning to shit everywhere. We’re in for a rough decade together.
serenissi@lemmy.world 2 months ago
you can’t say 20% a ‘sweeping’. The situation is worse at other places. And thanks to true multi party democracy, AfD probably won’t be in government anyway.
Mannimarco@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
The US is literally in control of fascist now, it’s not nearly as bad in Germany, not that it’s good but there is a big difference
porous_grey_matter@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Let’s be clear here, the right extremist party got over 20% which is really bad for sure, but the mid-right party rules out working with them in a coalition no matter what. That’s rather different from where the rest of the republicans and many democrats fall over themselves to do whatever the lunatic fringe says. Further, the American billionaires are strong influencers of these trends in other countries. The core of the disease is the USA even when there are symptoms everywhere.
ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Didn’t the German election end well? AfD isn’t in charge, and the winner is pro-Ukraine, anti-Russia, and pro-EU independence of the US.
Skullgrid@lemmy.world 2 months ago
milei is not a libertarian, he’s a generic hard right conservative.
SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
The cope is strong with this one. “There’s other people being dumb too!”
Yup, and the source of this is disinformation from adversaries like Russia, China, and Iran being laundered through US social media companies to made to appear legitimate. Well I guess TikTok isn’t American (yet) so I guess China somehow got into the game of laundering disinformation too.
And the trend is actually incumbents losing power, not necessarily a right wing shift. You see the disinformation can be a blunt tool so it just results in people hating their own governments. The UK had an election where the Conservative party lost… as they were the incumbent.
But nowhere has the government been turned over to greedy businessmen to the degree the US has been. Argentina has their President briefly promoting a memecoin, sure, but he may face a lot of repercussions for doing that. Fun Fact: the Argentinian memecoin was launched by the same people that launched $MELANIA, and no one in the US cares about it nor do they care about the $TRUMP memecoin. It’s open season for grifting Americans, because it’s the gritters that are now in charge of everything in the US.
But go on making excuses for why it’s all ok. I’m sure that will result in fixing the problems in your country.
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Last I saw (as in, a few mins ago), all the major players were refusing to talk to AfD.
iAvicenna@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Although you have to admit, it is near impossible to get such a perfect dream team of scammers elsewhere.
umbrella@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
capitalism is the common denominator here.
fascism is capitalism in crisis.
LotrOrc@lemmy.world 2 months ago
The centre right in Germany won, the afd came in second
The CDU has also made it very clear they’re not going to work with the AfD
Fluke@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Living in the twenties.
Jyek@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
I guarantee he doesn’t actually believe this shit. He’s just a grifter grifting just like the rest of the Whitehouse circus cast. The only exception might be Robert F. Kennedy Jr. That freak show might actually believe the shit he spews.
MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 2 months ago
He may, he may not, but the brain worm does, and he’s given to its will.
Quadhammer@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Word is he went around telling congress he doesnt actually believe that shit but the rubes eat it up
A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world 2 months ago
pls get me out of here
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 2 months ago
Refugee Application: Yes, belonging to my home country risks personal harm
Empricorn@feddit.nl 2 months ago
Sorry, some of us did what we could…