Flocklesscrow
@Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee
- Comment on Hat. 4 days ago:
The Lando Calrissian of crabs
- Comment on I'd be screaming too lmao 1 week ago:
Just need more pressure. Like 120 psi micropippet
- Comment on For All That Is Good About Humankind, Ban Smartphones 1 week ago:
Ban social media and advertising/marketing. Smart phones are just a small computer.
- Comment on Uhh... 1 week ago:
Elephant circling?
- Comment on 2025 be vibin' 1 week ago:
Minnie Driver eyebrow waggling
- Comment on What grass starvation does to the perma-online 2 weeks ago:
The Reddit spillover effect is noticable
- Comment on Hit it and quit it 3 weeks ago:
Human gestation is 10 months
- Comment on My wife says it's thanks to wearing sunscreen and avoiding cigarettes 3 weeks ago:
The last human being
- Comment on I like the man on his left reading the shirt 4 weeks ago:
Cowboy faun
- Comment on Low quality cropping will officially launch on Lemmy in 2025 4 weeks ago:
Instead of oxygen masks, the ceiling drops down a cupcake on a string.
- Comment on The USA spends $15k/student annually which is 30% higher than the global median. Why do U.S. schools have "fundraisers" where kids are incentivized to sell stuff to people? 4 weeks ago:
You nailed it
- Comment on ChatGPT does not fuck around 5 weeks ago:
The safe word is “pop tart”
- Comment on New York Mayor Eric Adams to Crypto Industry: Come Build an Empire in NYC 1 month ago:
I sincerely hope the voters throw this guy out on his ass and then follow up with new indictments to replace the charges he had dismissed. Guy is pure corrupt scum.
- Comment on Boys and beans and... 1 month ago:
This is the answer, right here.
- Comment on What did he see? 1 month ago:
“Your student loans have been sold to a new servicer. Which one? Can’t tell you. Best of luck.”
- Comment on Airlines Are Selling Your Data to ICE 1 month ago:
Cue the airlines comes with hand-wringing to beg the Feds for more bailouts because “nobody is flying anymore.”
Parasitical business practices should lead to market exit.
- Comment on xkcd #3087: Pascal's Law 1 month ago:
Archimedes over here with his bigass lever
- Comment on Anyone? 1 month ago:
Those cracks are called skin fissures.
- Comment on Globe Safety 1 month ago:
subdued scoffing
- Comment on Everyone Is Cheating Their Way Through College 1 month ago:
“But how will we keep our enormous administrative overhead to ourselves?”
- Comment on A person born in 2015 is 20 years old 1 month ago:
It has been an extremely long year already
- Comment on Disney wolves 1 month ago:
The grumpy owl, Archimedes, was my favorite
- Comment on Hotdog for Scale 1 month ago:
The car was alive?
- Comment on A completely useful compulsion I have. 1 month ago:
Perhaps this person would be better employed as a tanker mate; that’s bang-on distribution to avoid hogging or bowing.
- Comment on Don't forget! 1 month ago:
Waiting for ManGodo
- Comment on The US is Collapsing Like the USSR – So What Comes Next 1 month ago:
Probably took extended vacations to Montenegro or similar.
- Comment on Juan 👍 1 month ago:
The man in black fled across Mars, and the horse followed.
- Comment on How do I decrease acne after shaving my face? 1 month ago:
Fair enough. I had the opposite, where foils caused irritation (even my Braun Series 7), but my Philips Norelco 9500 has been the superior shaver, all around.
- Comment on How do I decrease acne after shaving my face? 1 month ago:
Foils are good, but the rotary style electric shavers create the least irritation. I use one, and would recommend it. It also comes with a little cleaner base that keeps the heads disinfected and clean of hair particles.
- Comment on Getting mixed signals from Reddit. Furthermore I shall henceforth be on Lemmy full time. 1 month ago:
I suggested someone add an icon of torches and pitchforks to an email they were sending to company to complain.
Banned for inciting violence.