Flocklesscrow
@Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee
- Comment on Hit it and quit it 3 days ago:
Human gestation is 10 months
- Comment on My wife says it's thanks to wearing sunscreen and avoiding cigarettes 6 days ago:
The last human being
- Comment on I like the man on his left reading the shirt 1 week ago:
Cowboy faun
- Comment on Low quality cropping will officially launch on Lemmy in 2025 1 week ago:
Instead of oxygen masks, the ceiling drops down a cupcake on a string.
- Comment on The USA spends $15k/student annually which is 30% higher than the global median. Why do U.S. schools have "fundraisers" where kids are incentivized to sell stuff to people? 1 week ago:
You nailed it
- Comment on ChatGPT does not fuck around 2 weeks ago:
The safe word is “pop tart”
- Comment on New York Mayor Eric Adams to Crypto Industry: Come Build an Empire in NYC 3 weeks ago:
I sincerely hope the voters throw this guy out on his ass and then follow up with new indictments to replace the charges he had dismissed. Guy is pure corrupt scum.
- Comment on Boys and beans and... 3 weeks ago:
This is the answer, right here.
- Comment on What did he see? 3 weeks ago:
“Your student loans have been sold to a new servicer. Which one? Can’t tell you. Best of luck.”
- Comment on Airlines Are Selling Your Data to ICE 3 weeks ago:
Cue the airlines comes with hand-wringing to beg the Feds for more bailouts because “nobody is flying anymore.”
Parasitical business practices should lead to market exit.
- Comment on xkcd #3087: Pascal's Law 3 weeks ago:
Archimedes over here with his bigass lever
- Comment on Anyone? 3 weeks ago:
Those cracks are called skin fissures.
- Comment on Globe Safety 3 weeks ago:
subdued scoffing
- Comment on Everyone Is Cheating Their Way Through College 4 weeks ago:
“But how will we keep our enormous administrative overhead to ourselves?”
- Comment on A person born in 2015 is 20 years old 4 weeks ago:
It has been an extremely long year already
- Comment on Disney wolves 4 weeks ago:
The grumpy owl, Archimedes, was my favorite
- Comment on Hotdog for Scale 4 weeks ago:
The car was alive?
- Comment on A completely useful compulsion I have. 5 weeks ago:
Perhaps this person would be better employed as a tanker mate; that’s bang-on distribution to avoid hogging or bowing.
- Comment on Don't forget! 5 weeks ago:
Waiting for ManGodo
- Comment on The US is Collapsing Like the USSR – So What Comes Next 5 weeks ago:
Probably took extended vacations to Montenegro or similar.
- Comment on Juan 👍 5 weeks ago:
The man in black fled across Mars, and the horse followed.
- Comment on How do I decrease acne after shaving my face? 5 weeks ago:
Fair enough. I had the opposite, where foils caused irritation (even my Braun Series 7), but my Philips Norelco 9500 has been the superior shaver, all around.
- Comment on How do I decrease acne after shaving my face? 5 weeks ago:
Foils are good, but the rotary style electric shavers create the least irritation. I use one, and would recommend it. It also comes with a little cleaner base that keeps the heads disinfected and clean of hair particles.
- Comment on Getting mixed signals from Reddit. Furthermore I shall henceforth be on Lemmy full time. 5 weeks ago:
I suggested someone add an icon of torches and pitchforks to an email they were sending to company to complain.
Banned for inciting violence.
- Comment on Choose a number, 1-5! 5 weeks ago:
Oh for sure. It bothers me to see people holding cutlery like it’s their first day on Earth.
Tines down for holding meat to be sliced is when the palm gets in on the action. But that’s a whole different hand from the usual forking.
- Comment on Choose a number, 1-5! 5 weeks ago:
Why are you using your palm to use a utensil? It should be all fingers, somewhat like holding a pencil.
- Comment on Choose a number, 1-5! 5 weeks ago:
Put 5’s head on 2’s body
- Comment on You better listen to him 1 month ago:
That’s just Jenny, the girl with the green ribbon.
- Comment on Dolores Umbridge was a JK Rowling Self Insert all this time. 1 month ago:
“Well of course they’re going to do whatever we want in the forest. Because of the implication.” -Dennis “centaur” Reynolds
- Comment on LG TVs’ integrated ads get more personal with tech that analyzes viewer emotions 1 month ago:
Get a projector. Cheaper, bigger display area, less obtrusive.