Flocklesscrow
@Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee
- Comment on This California community's water will be shut off if it doesn't approve a stunning 300% rate hike by Monday 3 weeks ago:
The State should consume these predatory building companies and take over the operations of building houses with all the benefits of scale accruing to both buyers and State residents. Cut out the middle men from every bloated industry.
- Comment on If you could have any vision-related superpower, what would it be? 3 weeks ago:
zoom?
- Comment on If you could have any vision-related superpower, what would it be? 3 weeks ago:
Infinite
- Comment on Enjoy youth while you can 3 weeks ago:
The boots theory of high school classmates?
- Comment on Moth devouring his lamp 3 weeks ago:
This is awesome
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
Put sex on the floor. Less squeaky
- Comment on Hat. 4 weeks ago:
The Lando Calrissian of crabs
- Comment on I'd be screaming too lmao 5 weeks ago:
Just need more pressure. Like 120 psi micropippet
- Comment on For All That Is Good About Humankind, Ban Smartphones 5 weeks ago:
Ban social media and advertising/marketing. Smart phones are just a small computer.
- Comment on Uhh... 5 weeks ago:
Elephant circling?
- Comment on 2025 be vibin' 5 weeks ago:
Minnie Driver eyebrow waggling
- Comment on What grass starvation does to the perma-online 1 month ago:
The Reddit spillover effect is noticable
- Comment on Hit it and quit it 1 month ago:
Human gestation is 10 months
- Comment on My wife says it's thanks to wearing sunscreen and avoiding cigarettes 1 month ago:
The last human being
- Comment on I like the man on his left reading the shirt 1 month ago:
Cowboy faun
- Comment on Low quality cropping will officially launch on Lemmy in 2025 1 month ago:
Instead of oxygen masks, the ceiling drops down a cupcake on a string.
- Comment on The USA spends $15k/student annually which is 30% higher than the global median. Why do U.S. schools have "fundraisers" where kids are incentivized to sell stuff to people? 1 month ago:
You nailed it
- Comment on ChatGPT does not fuck around 2 months ago:
The safe word is “pop tart”
- Comment on New York Mayor Eric Adams to Crypto Industry: Come Build an Empire in NYC 2 months ago:
I sincerely hope the voters throw this guy out on his ass and then follow up with new indictments to replace the charges he had dismissed. Guy is pure corrupt scum.
- Comment on Boys and beans and... 2 months ago:
This is the answer, right here.
- Comment on What did he see? 2 months ago:
“Your student loans have been sold to a new servicer. Which one? Can’t tell you. Best of luck.”
- Comment on Airlines Are Selling Your Data to ICE 2 months ago:
Cue the airlines comes with hand-wringing to beg the Feds for more bailouts because “nobody is flying anymore.”
Parasitical business practices should lead to market exit.
- Comment on xkcd #3087: Pascal's Law 2 months ago:
Archimedes over here with his bigass lever
- Comment on Anyone? 2 months ago:
Those cracks are called skin fissures.
- Comment on Globe Safety 2 months ago:
subdued scoffing
- Comment on Everyone Is Cheating Their Way Through College 2 months ago:
“But how will we keep our enormous administrative overhead to ourselves?”
- Comment on A person born in 2015 is 20 years old 2 months ago:
It has been an extremely long year already
- Comment on Disney wolves 2 months ago:
The grumpy owl, Archimedes, was my favorite
- Comment on Hotdog for Scale 2 months ago:
The car was alive?
- Comment on A completely useful compulsion I have. 2 months ago:
Perhaps this person would be better employed as a tanker mate; that’s bang-on distribution to avoid hogging or bowing.