Flocklesscrow

@Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hit it and quit it⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Human gestation is 10 months

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My wife says it's thanks to wearing sunscreen and avoiding cigarettes⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The last human being

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I like the man on his left reading the shirt⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Cowboy faun

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Low quality cropping will officially launch on Lemmy in 2025⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Instead of oxygen masks, the ceiling drops down a cupcake on a string.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The USA spends $15k/student annually which is 30% higher than the global median. Why do U.S. schools have "fundraisers" where kids are incentivized to sell stuff to people?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You nailed it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ChatGPT does not fuck around⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The safe word is “pop tart”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨New York Mayor Eric Adams to Crypto Industry: Come Build an Empire in NYC⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I sincerely hope the voters throw this guy out on his ass and then follow up with new indictments to replace the charges he had dismissed. Guy is pure corrupt scum.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Boys and beans and...⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is the answer, right here.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What did he see?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “Your student loans have been sold to a new servicer. Which one? Can’t tell you. Best of luck.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Airlines Are Selling Your Data to ICE⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Cue the airlines comes with hand-wringing to beg the Feds for more bailouts because “nobody is flying anymore.”

  Parasitical business practices should lead to market exit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨xkcd #3087: Pascal's Law⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Archimedes over here with his bigass lever

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anyone?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Those cracks are called skin fissures.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Globe Safety⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  subdued scoffing

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Everyone Is Cheating Their Way Through College⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “But how will we keep our enormous administrative overhead to ourselves?”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A person born in 2015 is 20 years old⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It has been an extremely long year already

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Disney wolves⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The grumpy owl, Archimedes, was my favorite

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hotdog for Scale⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The car was alive?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A completely useful compulsion I have.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Perhaps this person would be better employed as a tanker mate; that’s bang-on distribution to avoid hogging or bowing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't forget!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Waiting for ManGodo

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The US is Collapsing Like the USSR – So What Comes Next⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Probably took extended vacations to Montenegro or similar.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Juan 👍⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The man in black fled across Mars, and the horse followed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do I decrease acne after shaving my face?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Fair enough. I had the opposite, where foils caused irritation (even my Braun Series 7), but my Philips Norelco 9500 has been the superior shaver, all around.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do I decrease acne after shaving my face?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Foils are good, but the rotary style electric shavers create the least irritation. I use one, and would recommend it. It also comes with a little cleaner base that keeps the heads disinfected and clean of hair particles.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Getting mixed signals from Reddit. Furthermore I shall henceforth be on Lemmy full time.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I suggested someone add an icon of torches and pitchforks to an email they were sending to company to complain.

  Banned for inciting violence.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Choose a number, 1-5!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh for sure. It bothers me to see people holding cutlery like it’s their first day on Earth.

  Tines down for holding meat to be sliced is when the palm gets in on the action. But that’s a whole different hand from the usual forking.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Choose a number, 1-5!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Why are you using your palm to use a utensil? It should be all fingers, somewhat like holding a pencil.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Choose a number, 1-5!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Put 5’s head on 2’s body

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You better listen to him⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s just Jenny, the girl with the green ribbon.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dolores Umbridge was a JK Rowling Self Insert all this time.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  “Well of course they’re going to do whatever we want in the forest. Because of the implication.” -Dennis “centaur” Reynolds

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨LG TVs’ integrated ads get more personal with tech that analyzes viewer emotions⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Get a projector. Cheaper, bigger display area, less obtrusive.