Flocklesscrow

@Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This California community's water will be shut off if it doesn't approve a stunning 300% rate hike by Monday⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  The State should consume these predatory building companies and take over the operations of building houses with all the benefits of scale accruing to both buyers and State residents. Cut out the middle men from every bloated industry.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If you could have any vision-related superpower, what would it be?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  zoom?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If you could have any vision-related superpower, what would it be?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Infinite

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Enjoy youth while you can⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The boots theory of high school classmates?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Moth devouring his lamp⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  This is awesome

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Put sex on the floor. Less squeaky

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hat.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The Lando Calrissian of crabs

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'd be screaming too lmao⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Just need more pressure. Like 120 psi micropippet

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨For All That Is Good About Humankind, Ban Smartphones⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ban social media and advertising/marketing. Smart phones are just a small computer.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Uhh...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Elephant circling?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨2025 be vibin'⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Minnie Driver eyebrow waggling

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What grass starvation does to the perma-online⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The Reddit spillover effect is noticable

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hit it and quit it⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Human gestation is 10 months

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My wife says it's thanks to wearing sunscreen and avoiding cigarettes⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The last human being

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I like the man on his left reading the shirt⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Cowboy faun

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Low quality cropping will officially launch on Lemmy in 2025⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Instead of oxygen masks, the ceiling drops down a cupcake on a string.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The USA spends $15k/student annually which is 30% higher than the global median. Why do U.S. schools have "fundraisers" where kids are incentivized to sell stuff to people?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You nailed it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ChatGPT does not fuck around⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The safe word is “pop tart”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨New York Mayor Eric Adams to Crypto Industry: Come Build an Empire in NYC⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I sincerely hope the voters throw this guy out on his ass and then follow up with new indictments to replace the charges he had dismissed. Guy is pure corrupt scum.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Boys and beans and...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  This is the answer, right here.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What did he see?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  “Your student loans have been sold to a new servicer. Which one? Can’t tell you. Best of luck.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Airlines Are Selling Your Data to ICE⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Cue the airlines comes with hand-wringing to beg the Feds for more bailouts because “nobody is flying anymore.”

  Parasitical business practices should lead to market exit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨xkcd #3087: Pascal's Law⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Archimedes over here with his bigass lever

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anyone?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Those cracks are called skin fissures.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Globe Safety⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  subdued scoffing

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Everyone Is Cheating Their Way Through College⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  “But how will we keep our enormous administrative overhead to ourselves?”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A person born in 2015 is 20 years old⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It has been an extremely long year already

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Disney wolves⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The grumpy owl, Archimedes, was my favorite

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hotdog for Scale⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The car was alive?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A completely useful compulsion I have.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Perhaps this person would be better employed as a tanker mate; that’s bang-on distribution to avoid hogging or bowing.