SirQuack

@SirQuack@feddit.nl

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Vibe coding service Replit deleted production database⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  They did! But the vibes were off so it can’t be restored.

  ^(/s, no idea if they did)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Barbers HATE this one simple trick⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  At $30 per haircut

  What? That cheap? When I went to a mediocre barber, I had to pay 35 eur, but now it’s more like 45 eur. ^(forgot to shitpost)

  What kind of economy are you in? My haircuts are 48 million euro per month (they’re on a subscription, but I locked in a good deal as an early adopter), that’s why I’m not rich, no other reason.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oatmeal⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Exist

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump Team Has Full Meltdown Over CNN Story on ICE-Tracking App⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s not about the store, it’s about the notification.

  As mentioned in the Time article:

  the app is not available on Android because it “requires a device ID in order to send push notifications, which requires a user account and a password.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft pushes staff to use internal AI tools more, and may consider this in reviews. 'Using AI is no longer optional.'⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I asked chatgpt (because this shitpost needs more AI), and it said:

  So while their names are different, the core AI technology is the same! It’s like having two different brands (say, Ford and Tesla) both using electric motors—the motor is the same technology, just in different vehicles.

  But comparing suicidal cars to a Ford is total baloney, so ChatGPT is full of shit.

  It’s been an honour to waste your time and 72L of water to get the AI to shitpost.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Massive internet outage reported: Google services, Cloudflare, Character.AI among dozens of services impacted⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m gonna Kum Ba Yah so hard, you won’t be able to stop me!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Peak male form⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  ITT: people who start screaming because they don’t realise the # at the start of a line has special meaning, and turns it into a heading.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What grass starvation does to the perma-online⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The edit to make “Surely” bold is the icing on the cake.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Only $50?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  but hollywood movies make it seem like people still inevitably sleep in the bed naked anyway

  As is customary, Hollywood is lying to you. You don’t fuck and be merry and fall asleep. The ladies usually go pee afterwards (helps for everyone to prevent uti) and with creampies a shower after is basically essential.

  Replacing the sheets depends on how dirty they got, but it can usually wait till next morning. Sex is pretty exhausting and we are all a little lazy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let my Duolingo streak expire cos I don't want to give them any more AI training for free and this popped up 🙄⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Duolingo isn’t in the business to teach you a a language, that would mean you won’t need the app anymore.

  I’ve used Babbel, it seems more to learn a language, but it requires a paid plan to use. It does work more like an actual language course though, with more emphasis on longer sessions instead of 5 min per day.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Self-hosting is having a moment. Ethan Sholly knows why.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I do like setting things up.

  Then I realise I need to fuck around with DNS to get it working nicely.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨DRM-Free OnlyFans Downloads See Widevine Project Nuked From GitHub⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  But how else am I to verify my trust? I trust GitHub!

  /s

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What is Docker?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  In case of phones, there’s less of a myriad of operating systems and libraries.

  A typical Android app is (eventually) Java without some bundled dependencies and ties in to known system endpoints (for stuff like notifications and rendering graphics).

  For windows these installers are usually responsible for getting the dependencies. Which is why some installers are enormous (and most installers of that size are web installers, so it looks smaller).

  Docker is more aimed at developers and server deployment, you don’t usually use docker for desktop applications. This is the area where you want to skip inconsistencies between environments, especially if these are hard to debug.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Am I going crazy, or has people's spelling gotten awful lately?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Been hitting the rum supply again, ye scallywag?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨POV: You're too shy to tell the medical staff that you just woke up during surgery.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Also, I wish my urologist had believed me when I said I wasn’t numb for my vasectomy.

  I was undersedated for that one too. Hurt like a mother, but I never realised I may be under sedated so I just challenged through.

  No issues in the end though. Just a firm reminder to ask for a double dose next time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Birth control: US scientists develop world’s 1st male contraceptive pill⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  They should really be weighed against the current side effects associated with the hormonal pill.

  Off the top of my head (not a doctor!), these include: depression, nausea, headaches and a myriad of others.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rocky rock rocking⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey, fuck you and your kink shaming

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rocky rock rocking⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  EVERY STONE IS A ROCK YOU STONE BRAINED ROCK

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨'X' Marks xAI's Spot: xAI has acquired X in an all-stock transaction. The combination values xAI at $80 billion and X at $33 billion.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  your government. We, as non-US majority users, are having struggles of our own. Your elected, fascist government isn’t anywhere near top priority for us and you should stop thinking it is.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Plex is increasing Plex Pass prices and paywalling remote playback for personal media at $1.99/month or $19.99/year.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s enshittification for ya.

  Meanwhile, all “lifetime pass” holders are encouraging this, while they have no skin in the game.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Call Them. Replace Them.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s unclear what the fuck it’s about: a shitpost.

  Don’t know why Lemmy Shitpost is all politics now. It kinda ruins what I came here for.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Amazon Boycot March 7-14th | No Purchases. Its time to disrupt the system.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I figured out my new Ubiquity firewall can block Amazon and Amazon video with a few clicks. Added bonus that the tv was sending GBs of data that way, without us using the app.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Every Country That Has Their Own Lemmy Instance⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Lemmy.world is hosted in the Netherlands, if I’m not mistaken.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I love the future.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Feel the \ᑎ/ inside you 😏

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Italy to require VPN and DNS providers to block pirated content⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Or vpn hopping, works too.