sober_monk
@sober_monk@lemmy.world
- Comment on [deleted] 3 days ago:
Is that an unsecured glass ashtray next to her in the car? Goddamn, at least get a proper one with a lid you fucking ratchet, they cost like 30 bucks.
- Comment on I love bpd girls 1 week ago:
There’s also the fun part of dialling in your medication to find the balance between being an overclocked sex machine and a walking limp noodle!
- Comment on Actors that have been the least believable scientist castings, I’ll start. 2 weeks ago:
Dr. Christmas Jones: Doctor Jones. Christmas Jones. And don’t make any jokes, I’ve heard 'em all. James Bond (deadpan): I don’t know any doctor jokes.
- Comment on Om nom nom 2 months ago:
I believe it goes in this order: look > grab > shake > taste > throw
- Comment on "Meritocracy" 5 months ago:
But her emails though…
- Comment on Solving the mystery of the four-headed echidna penis 5 months ago:
I’m cursed to forever hear the Fox ADHD tune whenever this comes up.
But they’re known… FOR HAVING A FOUR-HEADED DIIICK IT’S THE ONLY ONE LIKE IIIIT SCIENTIFICALLY AC-CU-RAAATE
- Comment on I love the future. 5 months ago:
Sure, it’s cheaper, but I’m on that 24/7 grind to make money for billionaires man, I ain’t got time for the real deal! But just one of these pills gives me enough shame and self-hatred to last for the day!
- Comment on It is what it is 6 months ago:
While working at the Steinhardt Social Research Institute?
- Comment on [deleted] 6 months ago:
Good news, the rule didn’t stop Anne Bonny, Mary Read and the like, so set sails to plunder!
- Comment on [deleted] 6 months ago:
Rule 6: No girls allowed. Also true in some cases.
- Comment on My kids bored out of their minds with a house full of toys, don't know how good they got it 6 months ago:
My favorite “kids have always been kids” moment in history is Iddin-Sin’s letter to his mom, bitching about how he “has nothing decent to wear” and “whose fault is that really”.
- Comment on This post is in honor of [username]2 6 months ago:
“What do you mean there’s another dude who’s called BajaBootyBlast?”
- Comment on creativity 6 months ago:
Thanks, I hate it!
- Comment on Tough question 6 months ago:
Preach!
- Comment on Sunning 6 months ago:
You don’t have to imagine, Josh Brolin has you covered!