I’m a hot blooded American and I can recognize a delicious pitcher of horse semen any day of the week.
Let's confuse Americans!
Submitted 11 months ago by BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Nutteman@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Paradachshund@lemmy.today 11 months ago
Username checks out
someguy3@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
And infuriate Canadians.
Lober@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
Yeah I hate this guy
BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 11 months ago
OP loves you.
OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Do y’all think we don’t have cum pitchers in the US? I know we’re bad, but we’re not savages.
Bytemeister@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I was going to say, I keep one by my desk, topped off for the dog every day. Is this supposed to be confusing?
CertifiedBlackGuy@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I regret that there ever was a 6th day.
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Homestuck detected.
feef@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Not American, what is this?
Hupf@feddit.de 11 months ago
I think in America, they sell milk in soft plastic bags to be cut open, so you have to put them in these jugs for stability and handling.
Jyek@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
They do that in Canada. The US sells milk in plastic jugs or cardboard cartons.
x4740N@lemmy.world 11 months ago
They definitely don’t do this in america, tf
MycoBro@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Ummm. What?
Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I used to work in a kitxhen of a well-known chain pub in the UK and our mill came in in bags. Saved on alot of waste as we only needed one plastic jug and the bags used significantly less plastic than bottlesnof milk.
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
that sounds so fucking stupid
helmet91@lemmy.world 11 months ago
We had that in Europe too, but I don’t see these anymore.
Coreidan@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I’ve never once seen milk sold in a bag
NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 11 months ago
Why do you have milk in your hospital piss jug?
Cqrd@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
Improves the flavor
NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 11 months ago
Of the piss, or the milk?
dalekcaan@lemm.ee 11 months ago
What do I do if I fill the jug but I still have piss? Do I ask the nurse for another?
NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 11 months ago
You chug.
PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Thats a lotta cum buddy
Wogi@lemmy.world 11 months ago
You could fit so many ponies in that bad boy
ivanafterall@kbin.social 11 months ago
This must be one of those bidets I keep hearing so much about.
FaeDrifter@midwest.social 11 months ago
Cum bidet
MossyFeathers@pawb.social 11 months ago
This truly is a shit post. Confuses everyone because it doesn’t actually confuse anyone.
Tbh I think I understand what the joke is supposed to be (Canadians and bagged milk), but it’s just a pitcher of milk and it would seem that no one’s actually weirded out by it.
AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 11 months ago
I was confused because i kept seeing bagged milked in the comments but in hungary we have it but the bag is cunstructed in a way that you can use it to pour.
moody@lemmings.world 11 months ago
That’s not how you serve milk from a bag. The bag itself goes in the pitcher, and then you cut a corner and pour straight out of the bag.
Maggoty@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Why though? Why not just pour it in?
Madison420@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Not just Canadians, lots of South American countries do the same.
Mr_Blott@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Is it because it doesn’t have high fructose corn syrup in it?
petersr@lemmy.world 11 months ago
No, it is because it is not a gun.
Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
I hope you don’t throw away the bag and keep your milk like that.
Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Everyone’s confused buddy.
_TheThunderWolf_@lemm.ee 11 months ago
For those who are wondering, Americans store glue in this kind of jug. /s
bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
It just tastes better this way, non-americans just don’t get it
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 11 months ago
You are over the age of 40.
dipshit@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Did you get that from your milk faucet?
AceTKen@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
I am Canadian and have lived in three provinces. I have never seen bagged fucking milk.
Notyourbusiness@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
Head East, I grew on bag milk
dangblingus@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Strange. Literally every grocery store in Ontario for decades including many convenience stores sell bagged milk.
BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 11 months ago
It’s Ontario.
CheddarBiscuits@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Quebec here, 4L in 3 bags. Always has been… Honestly didn’t know it wasn’t common elsewhere in Canada. TIL
Mongostein@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
Albertan here. When I was a kid my grandma always had bagged milk, but it got phased out in the 90s and I haven’t seen it in forever.
notasandwich1948@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
I’ve only ever seen bagged milk once, somewhere in Ukraine many years ago
BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Where did you live in Ontario? I’ve never seen anything but bagged milk here.
AceTKen@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
Near Kingston! Maybe I just wasn’t paying attention?
Sylvartas@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I saw it quite often when I lived in Quebec but only for 3L or bigger containers
SexyTimeSasquatch@lemmy.world 11 months ago
The only thing I’m confused by is that you thought this would confuse us…
IzzyScissor@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Partially-confused American here… Why isn’t it in a bag still?
Do y’all pour it out of the bag so you have more chances to catch an infection or so it goes bad faster?
Pwnmode@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Lol love this thread with so many people confidently incorrect. It’s not common to come in bags but not the norm. Also… Yeah why isn’t it still in the bag.
vivadanang@lemm.ee 11 months ago
come in bags
that’s dehumanizing and just rude.
Obi@sopuli.xyz 11 months ago
Because it’s an epic prank on those that don’t know it’s supposed to still be in the bag.
ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
It’s a joke
Referring to Canadians as Americans and then doing the milk thing wrong
hswolf@lemmy.world 11 months ago
a bag? what savages don’t use a box or a glass?
eliza513@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
Let’s show our abomination to Americans (and Western Canadians)
Yall over in Ontario are weird af
Sincerely, a British Columbian
otp@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Nobody actually does what’s in the picture
Beefytootz@lemmy.world 11 months ago
It’s a pitcher of a picture of milk, what’s not to get?
Immersive_Matthew@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
All I can think of when I see this is the bigger bag, that had like 3 or 4 1L bags of milk in it that this one time fell out of their grocery bag in my parents car and 2 of the bag got sliced open. The smell never left the car despite major efforts to clean up. I hazard to guess this is a big reason they no longer come in bags, but I hear maybe they still too in central Canada. Not here in the west.
caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
They absolutely never stopped selling them in bags in Ontario
Angry_Maple@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
I hated that scary moment when the big bag of milk bags fell open unexpectedly.
The tension that I’d feel after dropping the bags was immense. It was like time slowed while waiting to see if one of them would burst. It was freakier when one of the falling bags bounced off the floor. Fun times.
altima_neo@lemmy.zip 11 months ago
Why’d you take the bag out though?
nfsu2@feddit.cl 11 months ago
Chilean here and I do not know what am I looking at…
Leviathan@lemmy.world 11 months ago
People in this comment section:
I’m not confused
Same people in this comment section:
what an oddly shaped milk jug
Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 11 months ago
I know this. It’s a British microwave
TomMasz@lemmy.world 11 months ago
The shape of this pitcher bothers me for some reason but it certainly doesn’t confuse me.
joyjoy@lemm.ee 11 months ago
I’m Canada, milk comes in bags. This could also be powdered milk.
callmepk@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Me, non-American: what?
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I’m not confused at all. That’s clearly a Franklehorn Maximatronic Lingovizer.
clearleaf@lemmy.world 11 months ago
This is why you don’t skip tutorials
noname_yet2077@lemmy.world 11 months ago
One liter of milk
EmoBean@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Bruh, mark your cum jug NSFW, we’re not confused. Everyone has a cum jug.
bhamlin@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Wait … what?
thorbot@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Reddit is leaking
elvith@feddit.de 11 months ago
Images, that you can smell
PRUSSIA_x86@lemmy.world 11 months ago
*taste