Let's confuse Americans!

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• Gunrigger@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I enjoy the amount of people coming into a literal shitpost to complain about the accuracy of the post.

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  • BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    You know I really made a good post then!

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• dangblingus@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Pretty sure this will confuse Americans and enrage Canadians.

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• Sorgan71@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  its SEMEN… SEMINAL FLUID! SPERM!!

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• TootSweet@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Confused milk noises

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• DharmaCurious@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  @stamets@startrek.website Make this stop!

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  • Stamets@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    The only reason I haven’t commented in this thread is because everyone else has said what i’ve been thinking. That while this is confusing Americans, it’s equally as confusing to Canadians. Who the fuck does that?!

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• Teon@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  YAY!! Soy milk!

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  • Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Hola, Milk! Yo soy Toast 🖐️

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• theodewere@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  i know a pot of tea when i see one

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• Thteven@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Why’s there milk in your kool-aid jug?

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  • Teon@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Kool-aid? That's the margarita jug!

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• mrbubblesort@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Hey sweet! Melted ice cream!

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• jayrodtheoldbod@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  These personal urinals are great for when you have a big family and only one bathroom but you should really have a lid on it to contain the pee until it can be dumped in the toilet.

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  • jayrodtheoldbod@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Also see a doctor soon.

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• desto@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Well, how else do you store orchata?

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• Ghostwurm@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  It’s a great joke. Americans don’t understand what’s different, and that’s upsetting. Canadians understand, but you don’t pour out the bag, you just snip the corner and use the jug as a handle.

  TLDR: Canada sells cum in bags.

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