EmoBean
@EmoBean@lemmy.world
- Comment on Her pussy 11 months ago:
Omg! U slut!
- Comment on Her pussy 11 months ago:
Ask if they’re snug fit. I’m long and thin, like a pencil.
- Comment on Both have gotten way worse 11 months ago:
I want to shop this so there’s a hole in the bottom of the cup leaking with impact font lemmy bad
- Comment on Nvidia's employees are suddenly so rich and happy that the company's got a 'semi retirement' problem, insiders say 11 months ago:
The solution are the bent sheet metal cans that only take one manufacture, a few machines, and some steel to make. The way folded towels have been dispensed for >50 years. But everyone needs to make money on everything, so having a metal can that you pull one folded paper towel from isn’t enough control over the one person that wants to steal the whole thing.
- Comment on Nvidia's employees are suddenly so rich and happy that the company's got a 'semi retirement' problem, insiders say 11 months ago:
Yeah, really awesome that 2 decades of market manipulation allowed them to be the monopoly on AI. Such good capitalism, when even the longest silicon producer, Intel, can’t even compete. I love my two party capitalism.
- Comment on It do be like that sometimes 11 months ago:
Ask them if they want to join the goon sesh. People are just shy.
- Comment on 'Eyes Everywhere': Congress Is About to Vote to Expand Mass Surveillance of Americans, Experts Warn 11 months ago:
escalating consequences for unintentional non-compliance.
Oops! Spied on you. Sooowwwyy. I’ll take a paid week off(to think about your nudes).
- Comment on A firm providing AI drive-thru tech to fast food chains actually relies on human workers to take orders 70% of the time 11 months ago:
I’m scared that if they start including all our shit posting in their model data, it will roast me back for saying dumb stuff.
- Comment on A firm providing AI drive-thru tech to fast food chains actually relies on human workers to take orders 70% of the time 11 months ago:
The McDonalds here had an AI prompt for like a week. I don’t care because all I need to do is say the number for my mobile order and it was faster. But everyone over 30 would be screaming and yelling shit about “who are you”, “what’s happening”, “am I supposed to talk now?”. I still get stuck behind old people that struggle with actual humans at the drive thru.
General technological competence is so far behind what can be offered to consumers. People are the bottle neck, look at bear proof trash can designs. And I don’t think it’s getting better like it was. With the internet now packaged into 2 click apps, the majority of kids are just doing that instead of getting into FOSS and Linux like the majority of the early 2000s internet users.
- Comment on I have to remember? 11 months ago:
Just keep swimming just keep swimming
- Comment on Hot cuts 11 months ago:
How date
- Comment on My children will refer to me as father. 11 months ago:
bruh
- Comment on Why scientists are making transparent wood 11 months ago:
No, it’s literally filled with plastic, regular ass ball cancer plastic. There using the same method Nile red does. Just using the processed cellulose as a scaffold for epoxy.
- Comment on Hot cuts 11 months ago:
Gross. Send pics.
- Comment on Can't win if you don't play 11 months ago:
Gambling is healthy and a great way to make money.
- Comment on 1.1 History 11 months ago:
Shit’s on fire, yo. But does that fire only produce positive vibes or are there like 90% bad vibes, you know, bro?
- Comment on The Feds' Vehicle 'Kill Switch' Mandate Is a Gross (and Dangerous) Violation of Privacy | Jon Miltimore 11 months ago:
Holy shit, I just realized the true problem! We need to make chainsaws illegal to own, operate, and manufacture. Just look at the statistics. Oh my God, I am the human that figured it out! Make chainsaws illegal!
- Comment on The Feds' Vehicle 'Kill Switch' Mandate Is a Gross (and Dangerous) Violation of Privacy | Jon Miltimore 11 months ago:
Yup. Quick slip is all it takes. My mom and plenty of other people have had it happen.
- Comment on The unholy alliance in Congress that wants to censor the Internet. 11 months ago:
I honestly don’t know. It’s going to have to be some peer system. If and what takes off I don’t know yet, but I’m watching and want to know. It’s going to be some peer based infrastructure. Just looking at the phones everyone carries, you got like 256gb of storage, 2 thru 5g, Bluetooth, wifi, nfc, all this wireless connection, and the processing to back it up. It needs to be easy as torrenting was in 2005, we need to make the infrastructure and UI easy for everyone, then a p2p or i2p whatever can take off.
- Comment on It's too late 11 months ago:
Just wants to make sure you wash your asshole
- Comment on The unholy alliance in Congress that wants to censor the Internet. 11 months ago:
We need to decentralized the internet. The technology is widely available to regular people, it even already exists in the new tech your average person is just buying in a regular consumer devices. Centralized hardwire networks have had a great run for 40 or so years, but the freedom they offered was bound to get regulated by those that need to stay in control or hurt their ego.
Wireless mesh networks are only happening in a very tiny niche, will that take off the same way internet did pre2000s or will everyone take the easy dopamine.
- Comment on The Feds' Vehicle 'Kill Switch' Mandate Is a Gross (and Dangerous) Violation of Privacy | Jon Miltimore 11 months ago:
I sure hope I never get injured using my chainsaw out in the forest with no cell service. It’s going to be so awesome bleeding out in a truck that cuts to 5mph max because I’m too busy holding the tourniquet on my leg while I drive. That’s certainly NEVER happened. NEVER happens, to nobody, including my mother.
- Comment on The Feds' Vehicle 'Kill Switch' Mandate Is a Gross (and Dangerous) Violation of Privacy | Jon Miltimore 11 months ago:
Look at fleet trucks. Usually you can get them with any bs. Like even no ac, just a frame, body, and powertrain.
Also fancy electronics like that are pretty easy to disable hardware wise. Break a cap in the voltage regulation, break a few pins of a IC, anything really that functional kills it but still let’s everything else think it’s there or there a problem it has to ignore. Like microphone modules, I shove a pin it and scramble it then fill it with CA glue. Hardware thinks it’s there but it ain’t doing anything.
- Comment on So angery 11 months ago:
Only if they’re soft bristle. Don’t use hard bristle brushes and don’t brush longer than 2 minutes. You can and will damage your enamel.
- Comment on Let's confuse Americans! 11 months ago:
Bruh, mark your cum jug NSFW, we’re not confused. Everyone has a cum jug.
- Comment on [deleted] 11 months ago:
I don’t know when exactly it happened, maybe it was a slow creep, but steam sales no longer mean anything. Just put games that you actually want on your wishlist and wait a year for it to go on sale once, maybe twice in a year. They used to have really good games going for less than $10 and I could buy a few that I had zero intention of buying. I’m a big boy, I don’t have to pirate, I’m willing to pay $30 for a handful of games I know I will play eventually.
Now it’s a handful of seemingly corporately predetermined sellers. I’ll pay for games and media, if you make it cheap and easy. Oh well, cracked games run faster anyways ¯_(ツ)_/¯
- Comment on Imaginary friends. 11 months ago:
I’m irrational because I’m a πces.
- Comment on I'm So Sorry, Admins 11 months ago:
I lik lonux and girl cloths
- Comment on Some of you shits need this 11 months ago:
We are all piss generators