NegativeLookBehind

@NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Am I still in time to jump on the Taylor Swift train... *ahem*... plane?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  He got JP-5 all over her new shoes

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's going on with kbin.social?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Cool, and I respect that. And I respect Ernest for what he does and he doesn’t owe anyone anything at all. But if you open source a thing and then almost completely ignore your user base, it’s just a bit disappointing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's going on with kbin.social?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Where are the warnings? If they’re in some particular magazine that maybe not every user is subscribed to, then this is a bad practice.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's going on with kbin.social?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m not one to knock a developer on their software. Making things like kbin are complex and they certainly take effort to maintain and improve. That being said, these are my complaints about the management of kbin:

  Why is there hardly ever any feedback from Ernest about why kbin is down? It just comes back up and that’s the end of it, until the next outage. A link to an explanation, or detailed banner message, or a schedule would be nice, assuming that these outages are scheduled.

  Why has Ernest insisted on being the only developer to work on this? This creates a potential “single point of failure” situation.

  None of the git issues on Codeberg seem to get triaged or responded to.

  Ernest rarely responds to DMs on kbin.

  At this point, I think I’m just going to create an alternate Lemmy account to avoid these blackouts.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Your AI Girlfriend Is a Data-Harvesting Horror Show⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re just jealous of our love.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If the food makes you sick, it's free⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Mommy just threw up in the ball pit

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ozzy gave THIS GUY permission, but not Ye? The hell?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Old school Black Sabbath songs were just dark hippie music, change my mind.

  I saw them at Ozzfest once. It was fucking sick.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Good luck doing so. I disconnected the antenna and removed the DCM fuse from my Toyota. Track this motherfuckers 🖕🏻

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨PSA: if you’re memeing, you could be working out⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  That may be true, but I love you as if I were.

  But….please stop wiping your ass with the bed sheets.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨PSA: if you’re memeing, you could be working out⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Just don’t shit the bed ok?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨AI Launches Nukes In ‘Worrying’ War Simulation: ‘I Just Want to Have Peace in the World’⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My pick is Rubberband Man by the Spinners.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Bodies - Drowning Pool

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sooooo milk first⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Dammit

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sooooo milk first⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Please tell me this is you doing this

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sooooo milk first⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Well then the bottom half would have no purpose?? Jesus dude wake up

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Look at how they cover their vital areas when surprised!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Oi, I’ve gone an upset eem. This species natural defense is to sheet it self uncontrollably

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sooooo milk first⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  No. You plug the kitchen sink and dump the milk into it. Cut the top off the jug, and pour cereal into the bottom half of the jug. Then, put the cap on the top half and scoop the sink-milk into the lower half. Do I have to figure out everything for you?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Introducing Sudo for Windows⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Aww that’s cute

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Probably better than me in this one.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I hope things get better soon man.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The FTC isn’t too happy with Microsoft’s Activision Blizzard layoffs⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re right, I should have done that, my bad.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The FTC isn’t too happy with Microsoft’s Activision Blizzard layoffs⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m sure they’ll do something about it

  Lol I’m sorry I’m totally joking

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Grandpa still got it⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Candidly, grandpa tells his story:

  Back in my day, I could really tear it up. See these bad boys right here?

  He blows on two fingers like the barrel of a smoking pistol

  Yup, these babies made magic happen. I was the ramminest, jamminest son of a bitch this side of the mighty Mississipp’

  A tear wells in his eye, as recounts the memories. A Finger Blast from the past

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Grandpa still got it⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Grandpa was the 1978 regional Fingerblast champion in Fort Wayne Indiana

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let them warm up for a minute⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re not my real dad, you don’t tell me what to do

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨TikTok Is Destroying Itself From the Inside Out⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  With enough lube, yes

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨EXCLUSIVE | Microsoft plans Starfield launch for PlayStation 5 - XboxEra⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Mecha-Bill Gates is en route to your location, prepare to be eliminated

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨AnyDesk confirms production systems were breached.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Any desk, you say?

  - Hackers

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What’s a “sovereign citizen “?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Are familiar with the term “dumbass”?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Conservatives on Facebook absolutely believe this.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Swift indeed, dipshit. Swift indeed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's the best type of food to eat in an active shower?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  You, sir, are a genius