dalekcaan
@dalekcaan@lemm.ee
- Comment on But yes. 6 days ago:
Nuclearpower is justboilingwater - Comment on Time to go to the Soup Store 6 days ago:
WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!
- Comment on KING COLEOPTERA 6 days ago:
To say nothing of cockroaches…
- Comment on But yes. 6 days ago:
Nuclearpower is just boiling water - Comment on Monster 1 week ago:
They both were
- Comment on I hate that that happens 3 weeks ago:
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
- Comment on my boss hates this one simple trick 4 weeks ago:
“Now, to finish off those potato chips Amy threw out yesterday.”
“Those were toenail clippings!”
“A feast’s a feast.”
- Comment on 👏know👏the👏difference👏 5 weeks ago:
Of course, my beloved grandson Butt-Face, how could I forget?
- Comment on The recent events will probably be the first time that Gen Z and Gen alpha are hearing about 'Pagers'. 1 month ago:
It’s crazy how ubiquitous those were. Anyone with a mic for their PC had that exact mic.
- Comment on The recent events will probably be the first time that Gen Z and Gen alpha are hearing about 'Pagers'. 1 month ago:
Hell, I’m a millennial and I had a professor at college maybe five years ago who used an overhead because he refused to figure out how to use PowerPoint with the computer projector.
- Comment on Coleoptera 4 ever 2 months ago:
If they don’t want to swear, that’s fine, then don’t swear. That doesn’t make it okay to alter something someone else made so as to not offend their sensibilities.
- Comment on Coleoptera 4 ever 2 months ago:
Worse yet are those stupid Tiktok-friendly euphemisms, like “unalive” instead of dead. Makes the meme sound like it’s made for a damn toddler.
- Comment on I never realized that DeForest Kelley's final on-screen role was in this postmodern masterpiece! 2 months ago:
Farrah Fawcett as Faucet: An automatic faucet
:|
- Comment on This is a painting of Commander Riker fighting Godzilla. 2 months ago:
🎶In the not too distant future…🎶
- Comment on Punctuation is important. 2 months ago:
Works on contingency? No, money down!
- Comment on Shart, not fart 3 months ago:
The prompt said sad, not horror
- Comment on [deleted] 3 months ago:
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made many people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.
- Comment on faketivist 3 months ago:
- Comment on And why your brother is your father and the father of your child😂 3 months ago:
Ducks have entered the chat
- Comment on Windows 3.1 saves the day during CrowdStrike outage — Southwest Airlines scrapes by with archaic OS 3 months ago:
- Comment on Windows 3.1 saves the day during CrowdStrike outage — Southwest Airlines scrapes by with archaic OS 3 months ago:
- Comment on The fools! 4 months ago:
And so, Teddy Ruxpin was born
- Comment on I didn't sign up for this! 4 months ago:
Remember, Kif, in the game of chess you should never allow the opponent to see your pieces.
- Comment on J.K. Rowling Blasts “Gender Taliban” David Tennant After ‘Harry Potter’ Actor Said “Whinging” Trans Critics Are On “Wrong Side Of History” 4 months ago:
lmfao, who the fuck cares who TERFs like to speak with? I don’t like speaking with TERFs, all the better if they don’t speak to me.
- Comment on FCC proposes ending cellphone carrier locks after 60 days 4 months ago:
I’ve just been buying phones a model or two behind the latest generation. Bonus points for a refurbished phone. Saves a ton of money and they’re usually not much less capable than what’s new.
- Comment on Help me out here 4 months ago:
Remember Kif: the fastest way to a woman’s bed is through her parents. Have sex with them and you’re in.
- Comment on [|(-,) 5 months ago:
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
- Comment on Zelenskiy assassination plot foiled by security service, says Ukraine 6 months ago:
It’s a hexbear account, so probably because it doesn’t fit daddy Putin’s narrative.
- Comment on he's coming for you 7 months ago:
- Comment on Caption this. 7 months ago:
First recorded case of a bird being a prude