dalekcaan

@dalekcaan@lemm.ee

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I always hope for a horsey⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Remember, Kif, in the game of chess, you can never let the opponent see your pieces.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dammit dad⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Goldilocks and the Three Bears

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨i broke⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Source?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rate my setup⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “This is beans!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Today, The Document Foundation is releasing LibreOffice 24.8.7. Our goal is to offer citizens, businesses and governments from around the world quality and free software⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Agagagagagag

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAA⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Still haven't adapted⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah March 9, almost two months ago. If OP is still suffering I don’t think it’s the DST.

  Next clock change is Nov 2.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It would require about 31 hectares of corn ethanol to produce the same amount of energy generate⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Idk man solar might be better but the corn sounds a lot funnier.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Duolingo will replace contract workers with AI | The Verge⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah but fuck learning, there’s money to be made, amirite?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Based tesla user???⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, but it took people a while to realize. He had good PR at first, but he managed to fuck that up with the submarine thing and it’s been downhill from there.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨RFK JR just told us Elon Musk can't use the toilet unassisted⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah at first that’s what I thought the headline was referring to

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Got to try this⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Unexpected item in the bagging area. Help is on the way.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Unlike in movies, most smart people aren't good in chess.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I want a version of chess where if you’re down enough material, you have the opportunity to take out half your opponent’s pieces

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A bit of salt makes it taste more savory⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Uncle Sam abruptly turns off funding for CVE program. Yes, that CVE program⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Spaghetti walling - I think this means “throwing things at the wall and seeing what sticks”, my guess from the old wives tale that you can test the doneness of spaghetti by seeing if it sticks when thrown at a wall.

  Backronym - an acronym that was made by first deciding what the finished acronym should be, then working backwards to decide what it should stand for. Usually used by NASA nerds to make cool sounding projects or by politicians to make evil shit sound friendly and benign.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Infinite Monkey Theorem⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, it’s weird how nobody talks about the trillions of trillions of plays Shakespeare wrote that are complete gibberish.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Genius⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  When u want taco but get bred 😞

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨y'all know what time it is⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Worth it for the bisque

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If you're still on Reddit...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  If you’re still on Lemmy… Welcome! The more the merrier!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I love to send the most absurd messages I can think of to steam scammers⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It wouldn’t have to be, if Bethesda weren’t such COWARDS

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I mean......if you really think about it.....⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Homestuck was excellent at satirizing internet pop culture. It was unfortunate also excellent at attracting a fan base that was blind to satire.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Online ‘Pedophile Hunters’ Are Growing More Violent — and Going Viral: With the rise of loosely moderated social media platforms, a fringe vigilante movement is experiencing a dangerous evolution.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Ah, TikTok justice. No way for that to go wrong, nosir.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Car diagram⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  In a similar vein

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just trying my best to make you turds smile⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Or Orgalorg, if you want to be pedantic.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨But yes.⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Nuclear power is just boiling water

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Time to go to the Soup Store⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨KING COLEOPTERA⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  To say nothing of cockroaches…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨But yes.⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Nuclear power is just boiling water

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Monster⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  They both were

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I hate that that happens⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.