Madison420
@Madison420@lemmy.world
- Comment on Calm down 4 hours ago:
Calm down boss, you sound like you need to smile more often.
- Comment on There's a noticable influx of trans kids in my job. Are there any topics I should avoid or considerations I should take into account when training them? 4 days ago:
Ok Alex, Shelby, Erin. Unless you mean like if you ignore the entire concept and rely solely on their name with no formalities.
- Comment on WHERE ARE MY PRECISION SCREWDRIVERS 4 days ago:
I was hoping it would be dry laugh creeper.
- Comment on WHERE ARE MY PRECISION SCREWDRIVERS 5 days ago:
I know what you mean. I have a few older Hondas and there is jis everywhere. I’m talking jis on the dash, jis on the cluster, jis on the sunvisor, seat track, sunroof… Jis on the gotdamnt headliner. The things are practically covered in jis.
- Comment on WaaaaAAALLLEEEeee 1 week ago:
Bmw is dogshit but even when they had 7 computers they were so amazingly ass backwards they had to have chassis diag specialists for each of their higher end models.
- Comment on Trump says a 25% tariff "must be paid by Apple" on iPhones not made in the US, says he told Tim Cook long ago that iPhones sold in the US must be made in the US 1 week ago:
Fun you should bring up his merch because literally all of it is Chinese or Indian produced.
- Comment on Trump says a 25% tariff "must be paid by Apple" on iPhones not made in the US, says he told Tim Cook long ago that iPhones sold in the US must be made in the US 1 week ago:
Rest assured if they fix the rail system or will be to put us in cattle cars on a rather unfun one way trip.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
There’s some very sketchy looking videos that ended up with a conspiracy theory that Trump buried files with her.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
Wouldn’t doubt it.
- Comment on They encased the filter 1 week ago:
Yep. Im a mechanic and we use dye on tons of stuff and the purpose of yellow goggles aren’t super well known in this industry either in my experience.
- Comment on Canada is talking to the US about joining its ‘Golden Dome’ missile defense system, Carney says 1 week ago:
They want Trump’s money because he’s stupid enough to give it for a program his own experts call impractical and stupid.
- Comment on As Trump makes nice with Arab Rulers, Elon Musk isn't the only one to benefit. Musk's brother has deals for his own. His dad opened an Institute in Dubai 1 week ago:
At least his dad hates him and doesn’t get why anyone likes him. That said he l his dad is into girls way way younger then he is and in at least one case he had a kid with a girl he actually raised as a child herself.
- Comment on Cut up those shitposts 1 week ago:
Invite them over. Make a cake. Wait to frost the cake until they’re there. Frost Cake with a new clean poop knife. Eat cake. Gift poop knife while licking frosting off the clean knife. Wait for realizations.
- Comment on Cheers lads an lassies 1 week ago:
sixpeepeehoe
- Comment on They encased the filter 1 week ago:
Bro they’re for finding dye with UV light. Yellow makes florescent dyes much much easier to see/much brighter.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
Buried her with stolen government files at that.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
Tl;Dr dudes into hebaphilia and is advertising to try to have sex with “the youngest female possible” for his “first time.”
To wit, good luck I guess? Technically not illegal but still gross homie.
- Comment on What would this list look like for your generation? 5 weeks ago:
This is wildly unrelated but it’s the polka that plays in my head when someone mentions polka which also happens to be mildly problematic though hilarious.
- Comment on Philosophy moment 5 weeks ago:
Will the schools want it to not happen, the police don’t care if it happens they just care about bad or as always.
- Comment on Getting mixed signals from Reddit. Furthermore I shall henceforth be on Lemmy full time. 5 weeks ago:
Very sub and subject dependent honestly.
- Comment on Philosophy moment 5 weeks ago:
They want to control the media around the inevitable school shooting. The calls from inside while cops wait outside are not something the police or schools want to hear again.
- Comment on Based tesla user??? 5 weeks ago:
No, their memory is fine. You’re knees are just a bit more scuffed then theirs.
- Comment on Tesla (TSLA) has to replace computer in ~4 million cars or compensate their owners 1 month ago:
Don’t let your car kill other people, if your expensive deathtrap kills you I feel bad but I can’t say it’s unexpected.
- Comment on How likely is it that Trump will be the first President assassinated since Kennedy? 1 month ago:
The area a sniper shoots to hit is about the size of a peach pit and isn’t actually a part that’s involved in cognition but rather it does all the autonomic shit you need to survive.
- Comment on US | Trump says ‘there are methods’ for seeking third term in White House 2 months ago:
It’s start a war, he’ll start a war and differ elections.
- Comment on Virgin Physicists 2 months ago:
Trimmable precision resistor.
- Comment on Calm your tits 2 months ago:
You’ve never met a corgi huh? They don’t need help they’ll nip the shit out of people they like and downright attack people they don’t. The queen had literal warnings provided to people who entered her residence because they bit so many worlds leaders.
- Comment on Iceland knows what's up 2 months ago:
Depends on the Wangdoodle.
Dolphins are known for their intelligence, promiscuity and absurdly dexterous penises. They have a prehensile penis, meaning it can swivel, grab and grope, much like a human hand. A prehensile penis helps males navigate the complex, labyrinth-like reproductive tracts of female dolphins.
- Comment on Iceland knows what's up 2 months ago:
Oh I’m sure visitors come from all around.
- Comment on "Meritocracy" 2 months ago:
I tell especially dumb children that are actively making mistakes that cost me time and money that they’re doing their best and that’s all that matters. It’s a lie and I’m pretty sure they know it but somehow that’s both a useful and reasonable reaction to have for the secretary of state the third highest office in the country.