If humanity suddenly vanished and all that would be left of our existence is all the videos ever filmed. How much of that would be porn? What would other civilizations think of us? Fucking perverts, aren’t we?
Most people have a biological imperative to get their rocks off.
We live in a society that is becoming more and more isolated by the day.
Put those two things together and you’re gonna end up with a literal fuckload of porn.
Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Porn is great. We are sexual beings. Your shame is unwarranted.
Also what makes you think aliens aren’t interested in our fertility rituals. As captain kirk taught us, knocking boots with aliens is awesome.
I hope they are on their way to us now for an interstellar booty call. Better yet, I hope they are covertly here now on a genetic exchange program.
teft@piefed.social 1 month ago
Found Riker’s account.
Zorque@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Pretty sure Picard (and possibly Data) got more than Riker did. Especially post-beard.
5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
No one:
Lemmy users: How can I mention Linux or Star Trek?
Funny, but wholesome…
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 month ago
No one nothing?
Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
…and porn.
MrQuallzin@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I’m not reading this as OP shaming porn. The “fucking perverts, aren’t we?” reads (to me) as them lumping themselves in with the rest of us.
Yes, we’re indeed fucking perverts, and it’s fucking great!
falseWhite@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Yes, I am definitely in that group. I watch porn. I just had this realisation of how much porn there is to choose from vs how much choice there on Netflix. And all that porn is basically free.
Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Perhaps. But the assumption that Aliens would find us perverted implies that this attitude is the normal one when prudism is the freakshow. Every media technology from cave painting to the internet and everything in between has been co-opted if not dominated by porn.
dohpaz42@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Porn and sex work itself aren’t bad, and are natural extensions of our human condition.
The shameful parts are the people who create sex trafficking rings, child/incest porn, and porn that imitates child/incest porn. There’s probably more shameful uses of porn, as we are also a degenerate society in a lot of respects.
Hjalamanger@feddit.nu 1 month ago
Or just all of the other cases of the porn industry hurting people (especially women)
tanisnikana@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The species as a whole is sexual; individuals probably are, but sometimes not.
Sorry, just wanted to leave a little space for asexual people like me.
Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Groovy baby!
spiffy_spaceman@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I upvoted solely because of edit 2
NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Dear aliens hiding amongst us: …Hey.
Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 1 month ago
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sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
extends stalk eyes
Well… hello~.
What brings a not shark suited man like you to an M class, naught point seven development scale planet like this?
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
As we say over in the schlocky scif movies quadrant …
… “earth girls are easy”.
Paranoidfactoid@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Aliens will be as interested in our sex lives as we are interested in the sex lives of spawning fish. There may be detached scientific curiosity, but no alien boners from human porn.
Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
May I introduce you to rule 34? As interested in Spawning fish? Mermaids my dude. Plus that Japanese Octopus stuff. There is no limit to the depths of our desires.
I’m sure the Japanese have a word for fish porn. I just don’t want to know what it is.