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- Comment on Should Neutron Stars be Added to the Periodic Table? 8 hours ago:
The air vent is actually a particle accelerator shooting neutrons into the periodic table.
- Comment on Should Neutron Stars be Added to the Periodic Table? 9 hours ago:
Go take the test. It’s pretty funny.
- Comment on Apple steps up war of words with European regulators 4 days ago:
It’s not about what apple wants. It’s about consumers having the freedom to do whatever the fuck they want with their device. If i buy a chair and want to add a 5th leg Ikea has no say in the matter so why should apple have a say in my app choices?
- Comment on Can we consider degenerating from maga.place and hilariouschaos.com? 5 days ago:
You can select multiple languages. I have english, spanish, and undefined. Just hold ctrl down when you click the languages you want and they will be selected together.
- Comment on Man allegedly had porn involving sexual activity with fish in North Tyneside 6 days ago:
Fucking Aquaman
- Comment on Firefly, the shinest damn show in the 'Verse 6 days ago:
As it aired? Boo. That order is weird. Dvd order is better.
- Comment on Samsung Embeds Israeli Surveillance App on Phones Across MENA 6 days ago:
Yes, i mentioned in my comment how they’d be easier to detect.
- Comment on "Veni Vidi Veni" would be a great name for a strip club or brothel. 1 week ago:
“I came” has a double meaning in english but “Veni” can only mean “I came” in latin. “venire” means “to come” it’s then conjugated into the first person singular perfect indicative.
“Adveni” would be “I arrived”.
- Comment on Samsung Embeds Israeli Surveillance App on Phones Across MENA 1 week ago:
I’m not an electrical engineer but I did work with explosives a little in the army. You’d only need a small amount of high explosive to do some serious damage to someone if their phone was their pocket and that explosive went off. Modern phones have plenty of empty spaces to stuff full of enough explosives to do lots of damage. It’d be a lot easier to detect then just making the Li-ion batteries ignite but who can say what the IDF can smuggle into the supply chain.
- Comment on Borderlands 4 Patch Due Out Today, PC Performance 'Our Top Priority,' Gearbox Says 1 week ago:
I thought this was a “premium” game. Why should they optimize for the poors? /s
- Comment on Today's date is 3²/4²/5² 1 week ago:
2025 is also the sum of all the integers 0-9 cubed. It's also a triangular number. Probably a couple other eat things about it too but I can't think of anymore right now.
- Comment on Today's date is 3²/4²/5² 1 week ago:
3²/4²/(0+1+2+3+4+5+6+7+8+9)²
- Comment on A lot of people make the mistake of thinking they have real life plot armour 1 week ago:
Not if they cure aging in one universe.
- Comment on User "threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works" is banning users for downvoting his posts. 1 week ago:
Kbin. Piefed doesn’t show you who voted. It does show users “attitude” which is a ratio of upvotes to downvotes that the user has given but it isn’t granular to show what they’ve voted on.
- Comment on Flooring Pop 1 week ago:
Yeah. I agree with you. I was working off only a couple pictures which made it look like lvp or laminate. He added extra ones later that showed they were tile.
- Comment on Flooring Pop 1 week ago:
Looks like bamboo or laminate click flooring to me.
- Comment on Flooring Pop 1 week ago:
You know, that does look like they grouted it. You might be able to get away with just removing that grout/caulk and then just redoing the pattern. If the floor can't move it will buckle but the pattern will make that problem even worse. So with both problems it was kind of just a given. If they added that grout because the whole floor moves then you can get non slip underlay to prevent that movement.
- Comment on Flooring Pop 1 week ago:
Yeah, it looks like whoever installed it didn't know what they were doing. You should be able to fix it fairly easy but it's going to have to be the whole floor since there doesn't appear to be a gap. You'd have to pull the whole floor up and reinstall them all making sure to leave a 0.5-1 cm gap around the perimeter. The person probably didn't leave a gap because it will look like shit and stuff will get in it since there is no baseboard. A better option might be to pull it and put vinyl planks in there instead of laminate. Vinyl planks have less thermal expansion than wood or laminate so you wouldn't have to leave an unsightly gap or install baseboards.
- Comment on Flooring Pop 1 week ago:
It's probably bamboo flooring looking at the pattern but it might be laminate made to look like bamboo.
- Comment on Flooring Pop 1 week ago:
Well you can see the courses are wrong just from the picture so you should fix that first. It's fairly easy to do since one is already popped up.
To figure out if there is an expansion gap just take off one of you base boards. There should be a centimeter or so gap near the walls. If there isn't that's going to suck a lot more than just redoing the pattern since you might have to start trimming an edge or two of the entire room.
- Comment on Flooring Pop 1 week ago:
So you know how bricks aren't lined up in neat rows vertically? You need to stagger the courses of flooring in the same way. Also you need to leave an expansion gap around the perimeter of the entire room for when the wood expands. Also did you let this flooring heat up in the room for a full day before installation? Not letting it acclimate can lead to this but the most likely culprit is just not lining up the joints like that.
- Comment on Hollow Knight Sequel 'Silksong' Crashed Game Stores, as $20 Price Irks Competitors 1 week ago:
Hey, don't body shame. Some weasels are smaller than rats. As an example of a smaller weasel here is a picture of a least weasel:
- Comment on Hollow Knight Sequel 'Silksong' Crashed Game Stores, as $20 Price Irks Competitors 1 week ago:
Capitalists hate the free market.
- Comment on YSK about 15 bean soup. 1 week ago:
There's way more than fifteen beans in there. I'd say there's at least like 200.
- Comment on False AI 'fact-checks' stir online chaos after Kirk assassination 2 weeks ago:
If you're using AI as a fact check then you deserve whatever nonsense it comes up with. They aren't fact machines, they are bullshitting machines.
- Comment on How did Luke Skywalker learn to communicate with Astromech droids? How did he learn the language whilst living on Tatooine? 2 weeks ago:
Also he reads what R2 says via a screen in his X wing in ESB. I don’t think he understands binary until at least RotJ. Maybe he got bored in mechanical hand physical therapy and also studied droidspeak.
- Comment on Borderlands 4 Launches To Mostly Negative Steam Reviews Over Performance Issues And Crashing 2 weeks ago:
I could play the gorgeous KCD2
Now is a great time to play it again. The newest DLC just dropped. Henry gets his own forge. I'm liking it a lot so far.
- Comment on Chicha 🇸🇻 2 weeks ago:
Welcome to the world of spanish. OP’s recipe is the Salvadoran version. There is at least one variety of chicha per country. Most use maize but el salvador uses pineapple and panela.
- Comment on Google should have called it JIF, not WebP 2 weeks ago:
More like heef if we were using spanish pronunciation.
- Comment on Sextortion with a twist: Spyware takes webcam pics of users watching porn 2 weeks ago:
Worst voyeur video ever.