Thedogdrinkscoffee
@Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca
- Comment on Why do we produce so much porn? 2 hours ago:
May I introduce you to rule 34? As interested in Spawning fish? Mermaids my dude. Plus that Japanese Octopus stuff. There is no limit to the depths of our desires.
I’m sure the Japanese have a word for fish porn. I just don’t want to know what it is.
- Comment on fusion dance 3 hours ago:
But we also have Fèves au lard et Pain de Maïs
- Comment on cant get past me 3 hours ago:
Work? Sober?
- Comment on 'LeBron James of spreadsheets' wins world Microsoft Excel title 7 hours ago:
Hey baby. I won an award for being a freak in the sheets.
- Comment on Why do we produce so much porn? 9 hours ago:
I made a shitpost based on star trek for a laugh.
- Comment on Why do we produce so much porn? 10 hours ago:
I think any assumption of Aliens would be a mistake.
- Comment on Why do we produce so much porn? 10 hours ago:
Maybe my aspirational alient sex party is an unintentional horror show where they want to have sex with us via cellular absorption and DNA fusion followed by a binary fision phase resulting in hybridization of both partners then cloning of the hybrids into an unknown number of offspring.
New kink unlocked. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
- Comment on Why do we produce so much porn? 10 hours ago:
True. There is amazing diversity with and amongst species.
- Comment on Why do we produce so much porn? 10 hours ago:
Groovy baby!
- Comment on Why do we produce so much porn? 11 hours ago:
…and porn.
- Comment on Why do we produce so much porn? 11 hours ago:
Perhaps. But the assumption that Aliens would find us perverted implies that this attitude is the normal one when prudism is the freakshow. Every media technology from cave painting to the internet and everything in between has been co-opted if not dominated by porn.
- Comment on Why do we produce so much porn? 12 hours ago:
Porn is great. We are sexual beings. Your shame is unwarranted.
Also what makes you think aliens aren’t interested in our fertility rituals. As captain kirk taught us, knocking boots with aliens is awesome.
I hope they are on their way to us now for an interstellar booty call. Better yet, I hope they are covertly here now on a genetic exchange program.
- Comment on Is there a real, actually working way to earn money online without having a job? 13 hours ago:
Feet pics on only fans.
- Comment on Don't do it 14 hours ago:
I’m drunk as I read this.
- Comment on new haircut, felt cute, might delete later idk 1 day ago:
Flesh is stronger than steel.
- Comment on Creating apps like Signal or WhatsApp could be 'hostile activity,' claims UK watchdog 2 days ago:
It’s not stupid. It’s malicious.
- Comment on Do it 2 days ago:
All I have is a dremmel with a felt wheel and some polishing compound. It’s going to take a loooooong long time.
- Comment on Totally unhinged 2 days ago:
It only works because we’ve seen people actually like this. If you couldn’t relate the joke falls flat.
- Comment on Word. 3 days ago:
Libre office does off sharing, and RBAC can be handled at the storage level.
help.libreoffice.org/…/shared_spreadsheet.html
There are other tools for PII and PHI scanning and this is part of foundary, not Office. You pay more for that.
- Comment on Does each country have a book/library of the laws of the land that a commoner can consult to check if they're about to do something illegal? 3 days ago:
- Comment on Word. 3 days ago:
Word has long since become a low value comodity. Why pay at all when Libre Office does everything well for free.
Thank to US enshittification, governments and corporations around the world are de-americanizing their tech stacks. FOSS for the win.
Microsoft will eat ass.
- Comment on Finally, Common Ground... 3 days ago:
I’m insulted that you superimposed your SJW language policing on top of my linguistic pedantry then planted a battleflag. Fight the good fight, just do it somewhere its needed.
- Comment on Finally, Common Ground... 3 days ago:
I have no idea what you are talking about.
- Comment on at what point in life it's too late to go back to school? 4 days ago:
I went to school with quite a few mature students. They were all great classmates.
Lots of seniors go because they want edification. Never a stupid idea.
Now if you are asking financially, that depends on the time and cost of the program and the anticipated market for that kind of work. Do the math. Cost of school (tuition, books, materials and living expenses x number of years of the program) - opportunity cost of opportunity cost of not working your current gig during those years, + the estimated differential of what you reasonably think you could make for the remainder of your new career before retirement.
Every program, job market and tuition support is different. Do the math with your own local info.
- Comment on What is this colour? 4 days ago:
I call it Captain Kirk’s Shirt.
- Comment on I’m small down there and get my fiancé off with a big dildo. Do you see any issue with this? 4 days ago:
Consensual fun. Go nutz!
- Comment on Finally, Common Ground... 4 days ago:
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- Comment on Finally, Common Ground... 4 days ago:
I do believe you’ve lost the narrative.
- Comment on Finally, Common Ground... 4 days ago:
Are you smoking crack? I’m sympathetic to your plight, but perhaps discussion and debate are less your forte than inhaling and seeing stars.
- Comment on Finally, Common Ground... 4 days ago:
Perhaps your indigenous friends opinion isn’t as valuable as you think?