Thedogdrinkscoffee
@Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca
- Comment on When you eat too much oats and sleep 2 hours ago:
I don’t know much about art, but I know what I like. This is very goot art.
- Comment on I just came in your cereal. AMA 11 hours ago:
Plot twist, AppleJacks is pregnant and is asking for money for an abortion.
- Comment on I just came in your cereal. AMA 12 hours ago:
Did you just wank in an oat field and are playing the long game?
- Comment on What can you tell from this photo alone? 13 hours ago:
Liver success! I’m so proud.
- Comment on Let the awkward silence begin... 1 day ago:
Breakfast Treats - rice crispies in vodka. - snap, crackle, slur.
Brunch Treats - mimosas, spanish coffee, Kahlua…
Lunch Treats: Three Martinis
Afternoon tea treats: earl grey with bourbon
Apéritifs: champagne, gin, ouzo…
Dinner Treats: Proper paired wine, naturally.
Digestifs: Brandy or Port
Evening Libation Treats: Whiskey or gin on the rocks.
Nightcap: Homemade moonshine infused with the vapours of anisette, (as an earthbound substitute for that ol’ janx spirit) with a twist of lemon wrapped around a large gold brick. (Homage to the pan-galactic gargle blaster)
Go ahead, treat yourself. You deserve it. I know I do.
- Comment on Let the awkward silence begin... 1 day ago:
I just made it up.
- Comment on Let the awkward silence begin... 1 day ago:
- Comment on Let the awkward silence begin... 1 day ago:
The mimosa syndicate know who you are and where you live. They are not happy. You should apologize.
- Comment on The amount of ghost towns in the US and elsewhere will skyrocket in our lifetimes and become a normalized thing 1 day ago:
30 years? No, it’s happening now. But it’s not an off switch that is triggered amd it’s the end. It’s more of a wiggly line that goes just above sufficiency, then just below as ever increasing amd extreme measures are taken. The emergency is only prolonged and the inevitable is people will have to move as there are limits to trucking in water from a cost and availability perspective.
climatecosmos.com/…/americas-quiet-crisis-10-citi…
- Comment on Infosec 1 day ago:
Amazing! I have the same code on my luggage.
- Comment on US | State Department to deny visas to fact checkers and others, citing 'censorship' 2 days ago:
- Shit
- Hole
- Country (I use this term loosely, as failed state is more fitting.)
- Comment on U.S.-Backed Forces Are Carrying Out an Electoral Coup in Honduras 3 days ago:
Again.
- Comment on Getting too expensive 3 days ago:
Yes, but the US fired regulators and neutered depts. Now that it’s a kleptocracy and price fixing is just considered good business.
- Comment on Save the Tits! 3 days ago:
Nice tits!
(While they last)
- Comment on Holy Fu*k 4 days ago:
Dig!
- Comment on You bet your ass I do. 4 days ago:
I see OP graduated from the same art school as I did.
- Comment on That's cold. 4 days ago:
We talking ThermoFischer Scientific, or others? Is there a reliable ULT freezer anyone can recommend?
- Comment on What's the best way to answer someone who accuses you of being a bot because they don't like what you have to say? 4 days ago:
This post reeks of bot.
- Comment on what would happen? 4 days ago:
Have you considered a career as a writer? I would buy this book.
- Comment on Horse radish 4 days ago:
Vegan if the radish consented.
- Comment on To celebrate Oxford Word of The Year, Submit your worthy ones for rating in the comments 5 days ago:
An LLM generated this post and will farm all responses to refine its ragebait. Lemmy users are contributing to their own deliquency.
- Comment on To celebrate Oxford Word of The Year, Submit your worthy ones for rating in the comments 5 days ago:
That’s only because poor people, especially those of lesser races are so easily manipulated.
/s or maybe /r?
- Comment on Shout out to my engineering homies. 5 days ago:
Can’t go to hell if you have no soul.
*taps temple
- Comment on Lemmy users who say that Lemmy users are smarter than Reddit users 5 days ago:
You underestimate my power!
- Comment on Why you may not want lower prices as much as you think you do 6 days ago:
Democracy Dies in Darkness. Bezos Darkness.
- Comment on Lemmy users who say that Lemmy users are smarter than Reddit users 6 days ago:
Drugs and Alcohol?
- Comment on To celebrate Oxford Word of The Year, Submit your worthy ones for rating in the comments 6 days ago:
Go away! I’m baitin’
- Comment on Chasing the Elephant 6 days ago:
Tot-sharts!
- Comment on Landmine casualties globally hit 4-year high as states exit ban treaty 6 days ago:
I’d like everyone to reflect on the Ottawa treaty that bans landmines is one of the examples of global collaboration brought up as proof we can fix things like climate change. Ooof!
They also point out the success of acid rain efforts, but we’ve just substituted PFAS rain instead.
On the bright side, the Ozone layer is looking good, so there’s that.
- Comment on oh no 1 week ago:
Obviously, duh! And what insect, pray tell are your little soldiers made of? Weevils? Mantises? Bees?