Thedogdrinkscoffee
@Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca
- Comment on Betelgeuse! Betelgeuse! Betelgeuse! 53 minutes ago:
You should be mad now then and let up only after you see the supernova. Once you’re dead, its too late to be mad.
- Comment on oh no 4 hours ago:
I wish someone told me that before I jizzed all over my garden. The ants are everywhere!
- Comment on Honestly wtf? 4 hours ago:
And now I’m shitposting on Lemmy and I know why, yeah-heah…
- Comment on Honestly wtf? 5 hours ago:
I was going to research this myself, but then I got high.
- Comment on America’s oldest ally in Asia is drawing closer to China 9 hours ago:
All of America’s former allies:
- Comment on it ain't much, but it's honest work. 1 day ago:
- Comment on I was diagnosed with early onset dementia and alzhimers. Is there safe guards I can put it up so I don't screw or kill anyone? Like who do I contact about being denied to own a gun? 1 day ago:
First things first - you need to get someone you love and trust and get them power of attorney. You will eventually lose competence to make decisions for yourself and will need someone to be able to legally do so on your behalf.
As for guardrails, senior proof your home once and you’ll be fine.
- Comment on I was diagnosed with early onset dementia and alzhimers. Is there safe guards I can put it up so I don't screw or kill anyone? Like who do I contact about being denied to own a gun? 1 day ago:
I appreciate the humour, but perhaps not the best thread.
- Comment on Go with the flow 1 day ago:
“Shitpost” is metaphorical.
- Comment on Existential cowposting 2 days ago:
Is it cannibalism if I don’t consider them the same species as me?
- Comment on Existential cowposting 2 days ago:
Wise, but unfortunately delicious.
- Comment on What's the coolest organic compound, chat? 2 days ago:
A redneck missing half his teeth can make meth in a Gatorade bottle in a Wal-Mart bathroom.
I could probably figure it out.
It is good that you believe in yourself. I believe in you too.
- Comment on Potentially life-changing if you're eligible 2 days ago:
GOT GOUT and cut off a finger. Easy peasy.
- Comment on What's the coolest organic compound, chat? 2 days ago:
Meth cook?
- Comment on YSK this is Ayatollah Khamenei, the leader of Iran. He always wear a black hat which means he is a holy figure 2 days ago:
Child fucker clown.
- Comment on The Turing test has been inverted. 2 days ago:
Cells. Cells within cells. Within cells. Interlinked.
- Comment on What's the coolest organic compound, chat? 2 days ago:
Benzene or bust.
- Comment on Energy minister says UK must ‘do whatever it takes’ to avoid gas supply crisis 3 days ago:
You should build more electric capacity then. I believe that falls into “do anything” category.
- Comment on Energy minister says UK must ‘do whatever it takes’ to avoid gas supply crisis 3 days ago:
How about 2030 like the article discussed? Even getting some of the way there helps solve the gas crisis.
- Comment on I heard that this offer applies to more than just turkeys 3 days ago:
Then leg it!
- Comment on Energy minister says UK must ‘do whatever it takes’ to avoid gas supply crisis 3 days ago:
“Whatever it takes”
Electrify?
“Well, no. Not that obviously.”
Thought so.
- Comment on I heard that this offer applies to more than just turkeys 3 days ago:
This is the trick. Have a series of friends grab turkeys amd stuff under their shirt in painfully obvious ways. Then walk to the doors, but don’t cross so no actual crime has been comitted. Tell security you don’t want the turkey and give it to them. Now security is burdened with multiple turkeys and your fastest runner only has one and is going out the door.
- Comment on Mystery foot belongs to ancient human relative: scientists 3 days ago:
“I’m tellin’ you Umphuphu, if you don’t put those poisonous berries down right now, I’mma stick my foot so far up yo’ ass, anthropoligists will take millions of years to understand the wrong you just did.”
- Comment on Assuming humanity last another few hundred years; How many human languages do you think are gonna be left in 100 years? In 200 years? 3 days ago:
Language is always a local phenomena. I suspect the golden age of the internet will enshittify rapidly creating increasing islands of local. Even as the population collapses due to climate change/ecological overshoot, I suspect more divergence. A fracturing of language and community.
- Comment on [deleted] 4 days ago:
Maybe you just live in a place full of chavs?
- Comment on It improves the morale of the future worker. 4 days ago:
The baby, keenly aware of their lack of insurance and the implications of growing up poor in America, asks the nurse for a 4rth trimester abortion.
- Comment on 🎶 Hitting the Brown Note 🎵 4 days ago:
…and I would do anything for love…
But I won’t do that.
- Comment on We love PEGging ❤️ 4 days ago:
What about dommy mommy biologists?
- Comment on How would a feminine Doppelbock be named? 4 days ago:
Dopplebocke
- Comment on stinky ginky 5 days ago:
You called?
