Thedogdrinkscoffee
@Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca
- Comment on CONTACT LEFT! 9 hours ago:
Note to self: IED in the chickens.
- Comment on Small little shenanigans 9 hours ago:
Neodymium magnets?
- Comment on telepathy 9 hours ago:
Mixed bag at best. I’m considering retiring as an unplugged goatfarmer.
- Comment on When boomers said they wanted to "protect children" from the media, they created MPAA ratings and the Parental Advisory stickers. When Gen X wanted to "protect children" from the media... 1 day ago:
Generational Cohort Analysis has its purposes, but viewing everything through that lens is brainrot.
It’s the Zodiac of our times.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 day ago:
Banned from X? Dude, why were you even there in the first place? Any engagement, even opposition only helps Elon.
- Comment on Journalism schools are teaching fear of the future 1 day ago:
- Comment on RAS Syndrome 1 day ago:
It seems you forgot this is a shitpost. ;)
- Comment on Social Security payments predicted to be cut in 2032 1 day ago:
Or…as the GOP prefers, we have a ton of outgroups who pay into the system for life, then get deported or murdered before collecting. Combined with slave labor, and a few distasteful pogroms it just might work.
- Comment on RAS Syndrome 1 day ago:
My meds react severely with UV light. Now I’m really not touching that surface.
- Comment on Innocent until proven guilty 2 days ago:
Luigi did nothing wrong!
- Comment on Do not give away Diego Garcia, Trump tells UK 2 days ago:
Not every instance shows a nickname. Some do some don’t. The dogdrinks coffee says the same thing.
- Comment on Do not give away Diego Garcia, Trump tells UK 2 days ago:
Stinkyfingeritchybum tells Trump “Have a vicious stroke, shit yourself again and die slowly but surely from open bedsores in you own filth.”
- Comment on Which one is it!?! 3 days ago:
Solid gold.
- Comment on I wonder how much money the movie Risky Business made for hospitals from guys trying to imitate Tom Cruise. 3 days ago:
Virtually none in civilized countries because for profit hospitals is an obviously stupid idea. Only Americans are both stupid enough to do it, and lazy enough to not burn the country to the ground because of it.
- Comment on ‘Daunting but doable’: Europe urged to prepare for 3C of global heating 4 days ago:
+3°C? Yes, but then the rest of it too.
- Comment on How come in movies tv shows books etc at court they make it seem like swearing on the bible prevents you from lieing? If my family or I was in danger I would lie my ass off to get out of it.. 4 days ago:
were afraid of going to hell.
Today’s techno-industrial marvels now make it possible to make hell on earth. Climate change is but one small facet of the terraforming project.
- Comment on 5 days ago:
Imma pretend its all stolen.
- Comment on YSK that murder is now legal in California. Fully legal. Slaughter a family of four by driving over the speed limit. Go home. 5 days ago:
Why go through the trouble and expense. Wouldn’t it be better to just run her over with a car and go back to your old life.
- Comment on ‘Seasons have become confused’: the people struggling in UK’s relentless rain 5 days ago:
Is it true that like the Inuit have hundreds of words for snow, that the brittish have hundreds of words for rain?
- Comment on To better understand the sexuality of living organisms Kinsey studied gall wasps. What if we armed ants or something with what would be the equivalent of a nuke... 6 days ago:
That OP snorted with gusto before posting.
- Comment on Discrimination 6 days ago:
Whew! I was afaraid they weren’t going to serve alcoholic stoners like me. Thank goodness I haven’t graduayed from TweekTechU, yet.
- Comment on 6 days ago:
You can clean them?!?
- Comment on 6 days ago:
Nice humblebrag affording the cinema, chicken and a nice hat. Oooooo so fancy. La di da.
- Comment on PB&J 1 week ago:
Angry upvote
- Comment on Romance is alive, unlike someone I know. 1 week ago:
“I’m going to gush all over you”
- Comment on In Pulp Fiction Vincent made a big deal about a $5 milkshake, which is less than a crappy one from a fast food joint costs today. 1 week ago:
They don’t put any bourbon or anything in them?
- Comment on Former Daily Mail editor tells hacking trial allegations are 'preposterous' 1 week ago:
“utterly refutes” the “preposterous” allegations of unlawful newsgathering at the paper.
Let me put this into my conservative translator and see what we get…
Boop…
Bleep, boop beep…
Wrrrrrrrrh, Chicka Chika, wong.
Ding!
“I confess the allegations are all true, but in all fairness it’s much worse than you know and I realky hope you don’t go looking to hard because I’m afraid of what you’ll find.”
- Comment on PROTIP 1 week ago:
They just stabbed the barrel so all bullets get cut in two. Makes school shootings 100% more ammo efficient.
- Comment on Glad its not ai training 1 week ago:
Viruses
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
A kink where being eaten is the most erotic thing? Ameglian Major Cow is within reach.
