Thedogdrinkscoffee

@Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ford CEO on his ‘epiphany’ after talking to his Gen Z factory workers: ‘They were saying [they] had to have three jobs’ | Fortune⁩ ⁨⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Alternative headline: Powerful CEO crippled by his own actions, wonders why he would do this to himself.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨become⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  The Kwisatz Haderach.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨help⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe the universe is just the equillibrium between the big bang’s creation and salaginellous destruction. In that thin surface tension we are constantly reborn and are destroyed simultaneously and the tectonic shifts on the surface of reality are really just the underpinings of what we call the arrow of time.

  I’m going to find some drugs so I can investigate this idea properly.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨become⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  This begin’s a holy war. A jihad! Crabs vs Anteaters.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A sausage is meat in an intestinal casing so when you have anal sex with someone you turn them into a you sausage. ⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Breakfast sausage.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Material deformation cheat sheet⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You should go get some penis. Sounds like you could really use it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This Plastic Mr. Fantastic⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  This meme is missing a third panel with a cancer patient in their death bed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨PhDebaters⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  How indistinguishable are we talking? Can it get pregnant? Can it get STDs? Can it’s parents be ashamed of their offspring’s choices in men?

  Also, It is probably morally permissible, but only if you feel disgusted and guilty with yourself after post-nut clarity. Walk of shame for everyone.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨PhDebaters⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  He said have sex with, not date.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Caption this.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Solitary Confinement for the World’s Most Prolific Killer.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨red berry frogs⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I like this berry much.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anyway I started blasting⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Nobody walks away from that kind of power.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anyway I started blasting⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Have ypu considered whole wheat?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mom!!!! Can we pls???⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh great! Yet another HDMI standard forcing me to upgrade.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We got rid of acid rain. Now something scarier is falling from the sky.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “To be honest, I cry, because there’s no walking this back,”

  No species this short sighted and greedy was meant to survive. We won’t.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨UNDER THE THC 🎶⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sir, could you repeat that. It is very hard to hear what your saying when the vapour delivery system is on your head.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Labour urged to create ‘national occupational health service’⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes, but don’t call me Shirley. ;)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Toxic “forever chemicals” found in 95% of beers tested in the U.S.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  All the contaminated beer must be sent to me for destruction.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨tall tails⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What a marvellous time for paleobootyology.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Important update: It's 10 poptarts⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  J’aime ça des poptarts.

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨US diplomats ‘fear’ telling the Trump administration hard truths amid firings, says report⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The State Department "values candid insights from patriotic Americans who have chosen to serve their country,”

  What if your country is a steaming puddle of diarrhea? Can you be patriotic about diarrhea? Should you?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Kinesi Protein⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  A pimps love is very different from that of a square.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨LGBTQ+ Americans consider move to Canada to escape Trump: ‘I’m afraid of living here’⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Have you considered joining a resistance and fighting for your rights?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨as many human heartbeats happened between 1970 - 2025 as in the entire medieval age⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Too much math and data for a showerthought. Should be a mildly interesting.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What goes here?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yo momma?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Reading University research shows turbulent flights become more common⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Take it away Ernie, it’s going to be a bumpy ride!

  m.youtube.com/watch?v=aRcY5do4MRw

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨JK Rowling slams Graham Linehan’s arrest at Heathrow⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Journalists need to drop this use of slam.

  Whines about… Is butthurt about… Wails incoherently…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨JK Rowling slams Graham Linehan’s arrest at Heathrow⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Punch bayonet

  • my grandfather
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Little Pea Shooters⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I can’t help but infer a joke about NASAs budget.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨“Analysis and Qualitative Effects of Large Breasts on Aerodynamic Performance and Wake of a “Miss Kobayashi’s Dragon Maid” Character”⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ll not the research was performed on an anime doll, not real women.