Ambarino, Lemoyne, New Austin, New Hannover, West Elizabeth
Tried naming the states from memory as a European
Submitted 8 months ago by Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org to [deleted]
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handsoffmydata@lemmy.zip 7 months ago
CatDogL0ver@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Don’t forget New New York, Old New York, New England, Old England, Old New England and New New England.
Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 7 months ago
It’s a long way to Tahiti
Master@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
Whoa whoa whoa… Swamp racists… Ffs I live in mountain racist territory!
rekabis@lemmy.ca 8 months ago
“Desert Racists”
“Swamp Racists”ROTFLMAO 🤣🤣🤣
Bloody accurate, you are.
chiliedogg@lemmy.world 8 months ago
There’s also mountain racists and wood racists.
It’s like varieties of horrible elves.
dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 8 months ago
As a lifelong southerner, I can attest to a veritable cornucopia of racists. There are:
Swamp racists, marsh racists, bayou racists (all are different), mountain racists, valley racists, low country racists, beach racists, ocean racists (totally different species, unrelated, with overlapping territory), woods racists, forest racists, and countless other unknown and tiny micro communities of different racists.
supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 8 months ago
You missed England 2.0
Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 8 months ago
Putting any iteration of England on a map goes against my personal principles.
teslasaur@lemmy.world 7 months ago
No no, that’s New Zealand. Come on now.
supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 8 months ago
What if it was as the name of a large dump next to Ireland tho
pseudo@jlai.lu 8 months ago
It is not nomandsland but rather great lake region and other Canada-like space.
Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 8 months ago
Great Lake, Fascinating Boulder, Captivating Sandhill
pseudo@jlai.lu 8 months ago
Never heard of the last two. Sorry. What are they suppose to refer to?
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 months ago
Mixed up LA and SF, desert racists shoulx include breaking bad, and swamp racists kind of starts farther west, but yes,
rumba@lemmy.zip 8 months ago
Yeah that whole desert racists/breaking bad/vegas section is more of a venn diagram.
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 months ago
Really is. Though imo nevada (more like fo:nv than just v) is kind of its own thing. More baroque crazy mobbed up gambling nonsense.
MehBlah@lemmy.world 8 months ago
This is good. I will have to come up with one for europe with less racist but more bigots.
wieson@feddit.org 8 months ago
But do states, that would be awesome B)
buttnugget@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I don’t know if Europe could be reasonably considered less racist.
Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 8 months ago
For the love of fuck don’t hold back. Us Euros have left our guard down way too much with all the attention on the others.
moseschrute@lemmy.zip 8 months ago
I like to think of NYC as East Jersey
Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 8 months ago
The city of apples
BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
I wanted to point out that you left put Washington DC… But then I noticed that it was covered under “swamp racists”
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Almost spot-on. The racists need to be expanded westward though
Schadrach@lemmy.sdf.org 8 months ago
It appears like most of Appalachia is under “swamp racists” and the rest as “NYC”, which I strongly reject. Very little of Appalachia is swamp, it’s mostly forested mountains. And it’s far to rural to be compared to NYC.
Kornblumenratte@feddit.org 8 months ago
And it’s far to rural…
Sorry, Appalachia does not exist in European mental maps.
zipzoopaboop@lemmynsfw.com 7 months ago
Not even Canadian mental maps in my experience
absentbird@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Which is a little funny, because the Appalachian mountain range is part of the same mountains as the Scottish Highlands: youtube.com/shorts/c_JWEipGwgs
Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 8 months ago
I do know that the Appalachian mountains exist because it’s a popular area for horror movies and ghost stories and the people there have an endearing dialect but I couldn’t tell you where in the States they’re located.
JackbyDev@programming.dev 8 months ago
Hammered dulcimer version of Empire State of Mind plays
v4ld1z@lemmy.zip 8 months ago
Jesse
MintyFresh@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Nailed it. No notes.
Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Keep your stick on the ice
joel_feila@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Like Oklahoma or Kansas are deserts.
ABetterTomorrow@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
Flip the two in cali and then you’re good to go, end of notes
debil@lemmy.world 8 months ago
As a non-American the LA/SF thing doesn’t bother me and seems pretty ignorable in the big picture.
Hjalamanger@feddit.nu 8 months ago
You forgor skibidi Ohio
talkstothecat@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Grass@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
i though it wad skibidi rizz ohio
Hjalamanger@feddit.nu 8 months ago
I think that both low key kinda work but skibidi Ohio is kind more aura. Also, skibidi Ohio rizz would be more common (and more correct?) then skibidi rizz Ohio
Treczoks@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Apart from the LA/SF mixup and NY a bit off, this is a good representation of the US.
Manifish_Destiny@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I fucking wish. Way too many people up north.
Fandangalo@lemmy.world 8 months ago
New England is distinctly different from Nomansland.
Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 8 months ago
It’s called New England like the old one was worth reproducing and for that reason I’m sceptical.
pjwestin@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Yeah, seriously. At least call us, “Revolutionary War Reenactors,” or, “Cold NYC.” I’d even take, “Southern Quebec.” But lumping us in with Montana and the Dakotas? That’s some bullshit.
absentbird@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Same for the PNW, but it’s don’t mind keeping a low profile.
ComradeRachel@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 months ago
lol this feels bad as a Coloradan
al_Kaholic@lemmynsfw.com 8 months ago
Who is Norman?/s
postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I think they used to be French.
Macallan@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I can’t figure out if I live in Breaking Bad, Las Vegas, or San Francisco.
Etterra@discuss.online 8 months ago
You forgot Chicago, known for its awesome food, murder rate, and corrupt police.
Evotech@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Nobody knows where that is
Etterra@discuss.online 7 months ago
I’ve literally met people from Ecuador who thought Chicago was a crime infested hell hole because they watch gangster movies lol. If you don’t know where Chicago is then you’ve probably never seen a TV before either.
atomicorange@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Middleish
rockerface@lemmy.cafe 8 months ago
And a wizard detective
Etterra@discuss.online 7 months ago
A wizard with a gun riding an undead dinosaur is the most '80s shit ever and I love it.
Archer@lemmy.world 8 months ago
With a hat and a gun
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 8 months ago
Pretty good. Just need to study California a little bit harder and you’ll ace the test on Friday.
marighost@piefed.social 8 months ago
I may be a swamp monster, but I'm no racist!
infinitesunrise@slrpnk.net 8 months ago
Proud Noman from Nomansland reporting for duty
SirSamuel@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Replace Nomansland with Corn and it’s pretty much spot on
Source: i live in Corn
Karjalan@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Are you saying corn is man?
Leather@lemmy.world 8 months ago
You live in Nomand land, and your trying to flex with corn? Sir…
SirSamuel@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Flex? Have you lived in Corn? It’s course and rough and gets everywhere
It’s just that there are men in No Man’s Land, but the ratio of men to corn makes the label Corn more accurate than No Man’s Land
It’s science
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 7 months ago
i’m impressed “breaking bad” is separate from vegas, have you been memorizing the map?