rockerface

@rockerface@lemmy.cafe

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Straight up spiritual⁩ ⁨⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Mystic Dicky, is that you?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dang it, know I need new hardware⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Still runs Doom, Skyrim and 3 generations of free2play gacha games

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨4th dimensional jokes⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Thanks, I had to go through a giant tank of water to spot this one

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨4th dimensional jokes⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I have a neutrino joke I wanted to tell, but the punchline is almost impossible to spot

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Without a hint of irony, Russia mocks US for 'miscalculating' Iran war⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I thought Zelenskyy was the one using Jedi mind tricks on Biden to scam him for weapons? /s

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Without a hint of irony, Russia mocks US for 'miscalculating' Iran war⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Campist gotta camp. There’s no “left unity” with these people, just like back in 1910s when Bolsheviks backstabbed everyone who helped them to build their own autocracy

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Without a hint of irony, Russia mocks US for 'miscalculating' Iran war⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Nah, this shit has been going on since russia called itself an empire openly. The only thing that changed is the branding

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Without a hint of irony, Russia mocks US for 'miscalculating' Iran war⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Funny how you’re the one projecting out of your Good Camp Approved Echo Chamber

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Without a hint of irony, Russia mocks US for 'miscalculating' Iran war⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  My instance isn’t even federated with hexbear or .ml and I still see a bunch on their alts

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Without a hint of irony, Russia mocks US for 'miscalculating' Iran war⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Funny, even mentioning Ukraine in a post title starts a tankie fest. Fellas working overtime, I see

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨80s and 90s anime starter pack⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Cyberpunk had always been dystopian tho. The point of dystopia is that it looks like utopia until you’re in it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨funny number⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  My best estimate is another 6-7 months

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨the iris is the nipple of the eye⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  What if my nipples are absorbing light?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's all SO simple!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My name is Yoshikage Kira. I’m 33 years old…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Motorola GrapheneOS devices will be bootloader unlockable/relockable⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  As a current Motorola user, I might just stick with the brand when it comes the time for replacement

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ard⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  As is every insult

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Every man must face his demons⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The real bossfight is when you’re holding in a fart but need to sneeze

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨100% tru btw⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  As a bisexual man, both points are true

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨meow meow meow⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They fill every available area and volume at the same time, indeed

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thr Prawn of a New Generation⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m sure kelp is on its way

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thr Prawn of a New Generation⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Not so shrimple now, is it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why nor????⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That would explain why Gandalf likes visiting the Shire so much

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I have a suspicion that most of men's problems and their ability to handle their lives stems from their incapability of sucking their own d***s.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You say that like it’s a bad thing

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Catch-22 Dilemma [Jujutsu Kaisen]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  JJK fandom being unable to read, a classic that’s been around since Heian era at least

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨art⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It is the buttplug

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Expecto patronum my ass!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So there’s this game called Arknights, which is set in a universe where they didn’t figure out the gunpowder, but they gave rocks that can be used to fuel the magic (and also give you magic rock cancer, go figure). So they have guns, but they’re basically only usable by one race of characters that are known for their innate talent for precise magic control, and everyone else sticks to crossbows and ballistas, or else more traditional magic.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Expecto patronum my ass!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Revolvers would work, surely. There’s zero electronics and an extremely simple internal mechanism. If door hinges work, so should revolvers

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨art⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is completely unrealistic. The nutrition tablet goes up your ass (the effects are the same)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Liminal Space⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I thought that wasn’t supposed to be an instruction manual

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨He is a human Who lives on earth⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  [citation needed]