rockerface
@rockerface@lemmy.cafe
Cis white bisexual guy from Ukraine.
Formerly @rockerface@lemm.ee
- Comment on xkcd #3204: Dinosaurs And Non-Dinosaurs 1 day ago:
wdym “still” dinosaurs? you can’t evolve out of a clade
- Comment on xkcd #3204: Dinosaurs And Non-Dinosaurs 1 day ago:
Heavy tactical infantry
- Comment on We will never know the name of a human that lived 50,000 years ago 3 days ago:
Naomi is the crab of names
- Comment on Twice the rejection 3 days ago:
I’m just bi-myself
- Comment on Anarchists and Tankies could benefit from a Codex Alera 'Gadara' relationship a.k.a. trusted enemies 3 days ago:
Lenin didn’t mind massacres and oppression at all, as long as he got to be the government
- Comment on Anarchists and Tankies could benefit from a Codex Alera 'Gadara' relationship a.k.a. trusted enemies 3 days ago:
How can tankies be trusted to work against fascist when their goals align?
- Comment on Opinions are like teeth; we should have two sets of them 5 days ago:
Opinions should be like shark teeth. Always open to replacement.
- Comment on If Bill Gates get involved in a scandal, is it now called a Billgate? 5 days ago:
-slop seems to have already caught on
- Comment on So disappointing 6 days ago:
Yes, glows with happiness and pride at her children! How did you know?
Wait a minute… Dad?
- Comment on So disappointing 6 days ago:
Everything glows, just depends on the energy levels and wave length
- Comment on So disappointing 1 week ago:
It’s glowing in infrared
- Comment on How did "ancient humans" got the idea to pierce their ears/body ? 1 week ago:
Just getting lucky, then
- Comment on How did "ancient humans" got the idea to pierce their ears/body ? 1 week ago:
how did they even prevented infection/allergies
Well, they either got lucky or died. But also, alcohol probably already existed at the time.
- Comment on Noooooo 1 week ago:
You’re probably right to assume the second option, since I can’t imagine you being a very competent supervisor with takes like these
- Comment on Noooooo 1 week ago:
And this is why I only take requests in full text from the start, so thanks for proving my point for me.
- Comment on Noooooo 1 week ago:
Sure, we can have that call right now. After the call, I’ll ask you to summarize the follow-up steps in an email
- Comment on You can checkout, but you can never checkin. You will only ever check in, or check-in 1 week ago:
It is, but it wasn’t always.
Just like “today” was originally “to day” and then “to-day”. People simplify stuff they use a lot.
- Comment on Gonna be here a while 1 week ago:
- Comment on Truth hurts! 1 week ago:
Industrial grade borb
- Comment on ex-kakapo 1 week ago:
New Zealand, yeah
- Comment on I took a picture of the back of my pizza box for you guys just in case you were stuck home because of the snow and needed something to do. 1 week ago:
In case you are more into word puzzles, here’s 12 word searches
- Comment on saturday wisdom 2 weeks ago:
Fuck it, I shit competitively. Join the queue, it’s time to rank up
- Comment on saturday wisdom 2 weeks ago:
Yeah, bright red is just a shallow scratch somewhere near the, uh, opening. Darker blood might be internal bleeding and that can get really bad quickly.
- Comment on What if brains are eggs? 2 weeks ago:
Mine is just scrambled
- Comment on The Bork Boundary 2 weeks ago:
That explains why only the smaller ones survived
- Comment on The Bork Boundary 2 weeks ago:
“Lai” also means “bark” in russian, so they just named the dog Barky before yeeting into space
- Comment on I'm not gonna be part of your system 2 weeks ago:
I was gonna say, this could be made into russian anti-conscription poster
- Comment on I think this belongs here 2 weeks ago:
Do NOT take this if you caught a cold. One sneeze and half of your apartment is gone.
- Comment on it's right there 😖 2 weeks ago:
My favourite past is “repeatedly”
- Comment on To independently invent the concept of writing in which sounds are encoded into symbols from which an infinite number of words can be assembled, you must be a genius 2 weeks ago:
Cyrillic was at least based on Greek, for Korean it looks like mostly original glyphs