rockerface
@rockerface@lemmy.cafe
Cis white bisexual guy from Ukraine.
Formerly @rockerface@lemm.ee
- Comment on Eaten by Jesus 2 days ago:
This is your body, broken for me
- Comment on If my eyes do not deceive me… Nah, it’s usually the brain screwing up. 3 days ago:
Eyes don’t provide that much of precise data either, to be honest. There’s only a small spot in the middle of your field of vision that is actually clear, the rest is reconstructed by your brain. Artistic liberties in this case are required if you want to see anything at all.
- Comment on Manic Stew 1 week ago:
Dissociating Banana
- Comment on Coral Reefs 🪸 1 week ago:
I sea what you’re doing here
- Comment on Nintendon't 1 week ago:
My work laptop has 2 USB-C charger ports, which I hadn’t noticed until recently
- Comment on They must not be allowed to escape... 1 week ago:
- Comment on Forbidden knowledge 2 weeks ago:
Who ionized crabs in the first place? Did they consent to ionizing?
- Comment on Caw caw 2 weeks ago:
As a guy, I trim my toenails when my socks feel too small.
Or if it’s summertime and I need to go outside in sandals or something. Wouldn’t want to scratch anyone on accident.
- Comment on When your father is clueless 2 weeks ago:
Ranked competitive mode
- Comment on excuse me???? 2 weeks ago:
Both horns and beaks are bone covered by keratin, so yes, all of them.
- Comment on It's already too late 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on It's already too late 2 weeks ago:
Yes
- Comment on It would be hilarious if, one day, the Nobel Peace Prize was decided by no rules cage fight. Pay per view, of course. 2 weeks ago:
You just want to see Trump get his face pummeled in on TV. Don’t worry, we all do.
- Comment on Smöl 2 weeks ago:
^smol^
- Comment on Not kitten around. 3 weeks ago:
That’s lucky, I just gave away last of mine
- Comment on VTuber Graduation 3 weeks ago:
Some of them had done it multiple times, even
- Comment on PRAISE HIM 3 weeks ago:
He also helps make funny noises
- Comment on God what are they even for 3 weeks ago:
PoV: your opponent used rock
- Comment on manga_irl 3 weeks ago:
Margo best dad
- Comment on Cause and Effect 3 weeks ago:
Exactly, it’s not about memorising formulas and facts, but about developing problem solving skills
- Comment on I can't do titles 4 weeks ago:
What about their opposite, the evil insulin in-law
- Comment on I wish there were a group of people that protected the world from devastation. That would unite all people within my nation. Then we could denounce the evils associated with "truth" and "love." 4 weeks ago:
If you truly wish for that, you should start by preparing for trouble
- Comment on So, anyone poof into clothes? 4 weeks ago:
Finally, a sequel to Velocipastor
- Comment on Palworld x ULTRAKILL collaboration announced 5 weeks ago:
Do they also integrate the buttplug support?
- Comment on be gay, do crimes (in space) 5 weeks ago:
Welcome to the future, old man
- Comment on be gay, do crimes (in space) 5 weeks ago:
Fully Automated Luxury Gay Space Identity Theft doesn’t quite have the same ring to it
- Comment on Based and Red Pilled Gigachad, many such cases 😔 5 weeks ago:
I prefer the Pac-Man interpretation
- Comment on yeah everything is probably made of like, idk, earth water, fire and air or something idrk 5 weeks ago:
In a medium, which is an important distinction
- Comment on Almost halloween tbh 1 month ago:
I, for one, welcome our new giant skeleton overlords
- Comment on “TO THE PERPETRATORS WHO STOLE MY ASS: I HAVE BOTH HANDS ENGAGED IN FINDING IT AND YOU WILL SOON FACE THE FULL FORCE IF THE LAW!!!” 1 month ago:
Wizard who secretly cast Mend Buttcrack: “You’ll never catch me!”