rockerface

@rockerface@lemmy.cafe

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Eaten by Jesus⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  This is your body, broken for me

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If my eyes do not deceive me… Nah, it’s usually the brain screwing up.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Eyes don’t provide that much of precise data either, to be honest. There’s only a small spot in the middle of your field of vision that is actually clear, the rest is reconstructed by your brain. Artistic liberties in this case are required if you want to see anything at all.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Manic Stew⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Dissociating Banana

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Coral Reefs 🪸⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I sea what you’re doing here

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nintendon't⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  My work laptop has 2 USB-C charger ports, which I hadn’t noticed until recently

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They must not be allowed to escape...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Forbidden knowledge⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Who ionized crabs in the first place? Did they consent to ionizing?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Caw caw⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  As a guy, I trim my toenails when my socks feel too small.

  Or if it’s summertime and I need to go outside in sandals or something. Wouldn’t want to scratch anyone on accident.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When your father is clueless⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ranked competitive mode

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨excuse me????⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Both horns and beaks are bone covered by keratin, so yes, all of them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's already too late⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Always a relevant xkcd

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's already too late⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It would be hilarious if, one day, the Nobel Peace Prize was decided by no rules cage fight. Pay per view, of course.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You just want to see Trump get his face pummeled in on TV. Don’t worry, we all do.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Smöl⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  ^smol^

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not kitten around.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s lucky, I just gave away last of mine

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨VTuber Graduation⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Some of them had done it multiple times, even

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨PRAISE HIM⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  He also helps make funny noises

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨God what are they even for⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  PoV: your opponent used rock

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨manga_irl⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Margo best dad

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cause and Effect⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Exactly, it’s not about memorising formulas and facts, but about developing problem solving skills

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I can't do titles⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What about their opposite, the evil insulin in-law

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I wish there were a group of people that protected the world from devastation. That would unite all people within my nation. Then we could denounce the evils associated with "truth" and "love."⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If you truly wish for that, you should start by preparing for trouble

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So, anyone poof into clothes?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Finally, a sequel to Velocipastor

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Palworld x ULTRAKILL collaboration announced⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Do they also integrate the buttplug support?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨be gay, do crimes (in space)⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Welcome to the future, old man

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨be gay, do crimes (in space)⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Fully Automated Luxury Gay Space Identity Theft doesn’t quite have the same ring to it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Based and Red Pilled Gigachad, many such cases 😔⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I prefer the Pac-Man interpretation

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨yeah everything is probably made of like, idk, earth water, fire and air or something idrk⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  In a medium, which is an important distinction

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Almost halloween tbh⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I, for one, welcome our new giant skeleton overlords

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨“TO THE PERPETRATORS WHO STOLE MY ASS: I HAVE BOTH HANDS ENGAGED IN FINDING IT AND YOU WILL SOON FACE THE FULL FORCE IF THE LAW!!!”⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Wizard who secretly cast Mend Buttcrack: “You’ll never catch me!”