MML

@MML@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Someone had to take the blame⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I think canonically they’re their own species.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YSK: A simple trick to keep your bananas ripe for a lot longer.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I wouldn’t put it out of the realm of possibility, there have also been cases of large swarms of mosquitoes killing cows, hopefully we’re a little more peaceful before someone figures out how to use things like this as a weapon

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YSK: A simple trick to keep your bananas ripe for a lot longer.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  One of the chemicals that gives bananas their smell is also released when a honey bee stings you, signaling other bees to attack.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨TIL there was a TV tuner attachment for the Game Gear!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s a free to the public pinball museum near me, not quite the same thing but I could see the possibility of one for retro games, but they would probably have to charge a fee to prevent people ruining or stealing stuff unfortunately.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Kohler Wants to Put a Tiny Camera in Your Toilet and Analyze the Contents⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Soon: Babe did you pay the Shitter subscription? It won’t flush

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Does anyone else notice an up tick in hostility on Lemmy lately?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Well fuck you (pls)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I would give my life savings for something that eradicates them from my apartment 😌⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Cause they’re the cutest obviously

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Commercials seem to be normalizing an unhealthy work-balance more.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  We’ll work towards that, I promise but let’s start with them paying for my commute and we’ll go from there.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tabletop convection oven ⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  See Albert’s comment

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tabletop convection oven ⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  No

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨THE CRAZY PILLS⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  How could she!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Texas National Guard arriving in Chicago⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  They’re not sending their best, but some I assume are trained soldiers.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is art⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I could but I honestly think the person who made this is mentally challenged, the text varying in size is usually indicative of a mental disorder.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We're all going home early today⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  A can of Axe

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[de] Chatting with right-wing extremist “paedophile hunters”: Group hunts down suspected pedophiles. Their fantasies also target gays, Jews, and leftists. Reporter has been reading their Signal chat⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Of the person they were talking about beating

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[de] Chatting with right-wing extremist “paedophile hunters”: Group hunts down suspected pedophiles. Their fantasies also target gays, Jews, and leftists. Reporter has been reading their Signal chat⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean in this group they were talking about not only beating someone but shoving a dildo in their ass. I think they want to commit sex crimes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wobble wobble⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stuxnet this

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨labubu⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Same and the next day I see a pop up gazebo selling them, like how.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨UNDER THE THC 🎶⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s a cruel way of testing, I volunteer instead.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨xkcd #3142: -Style Pizza⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨DEI, more like DIED⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Throws phone into lava, it reappears, fuck I miss my Zune

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨THIS JUST IN: FBI suspects Kirk was likely targeted, more info to come⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Come to think of it I really need my brakes checked and my pool cleaned.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  What about Our Kansas?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Look at that plumage, bro.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ISO 26300⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean it completely fucked my resume when I exported it but I was being fancy with grayscale

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We all had one⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  They’re using the sock to wipe

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨China is about to launch SSDs so small you insert them like a SIM card⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It doesn’t say in the article but as cards are pretty terrible for long term storage, maybe this is better?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨💀 💀 💀⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Usually 1 I think

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tried naming the states from memory as a European⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s in Ohio, pretty sure

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cutting sucks⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Just smear some herring on it