SirSamuel
@SirSamuel@lemmy.world
- Comment on Please can we make Soulslikes easier????? I can't handle the levels but want to feel leik a gamer. 1 day ago:
Grey skies, brown vegetation, surrounded by corn
Yep, that’s Ohio
- Comment on Do the right thing and lend a friendly hand 2 days ago:
- Comment on The universe has no concept of happiness or sadness. It is up to us to find things that make us happy (or sad if that's what we want). 1 week ago:
“It’s not as simple as that. It’s not a black and white issue. There are so many shades of gray.”
“Nope.”
“Pardon?”
“There’s no grays, only white that’s got grubby. I’m surprised you don’t know that. And sin, young man, is when you treat people as things. Including yourself. That’s what sin is.”
Carpe Jugulum
- Comment on The universe has no concept of happiness or sadness. It is up to us to find things that make us happy (or sad if that's what we want). 1 week ago:
I’VE NEVER BEEN VERY SURE ABOUT WHAT IS RIGHT, said Bill Door. I AM NOT SURE THERE IS SUCH A THING AS RIGHT. OR WRONG. JUST PLACES TO STAND
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett
I actually don’t agree with this sentiment, but this is now a Discworld thread, and I can’t stop it
- Comment on Enjoy youth while you can 2 weeks ago:
For me it’s a toss up between Night Watch and Reaper Man. Probably NW by a Librarian’s hair
How they do rise up
- Comment on I honestly think they're impossible to understand 2 weeks ago:
What is this goddamn UP Michigander bullshit? You count to ten with a six and a four, like any civilized human
- Comment on Enjoy youth while you can 2 weeks ago:
More like the Vimes Unified Theory of Adulthood
Another gem from that theory:
“That was always the dream, wasn’t it? ‘I wish I’d known then what I know now’? But when you got older you found out that you NOW wasn’t YOU then. You then was a twerp. You then was what you had to be to start out on the rocky road of becoming you now, and one of the rocky patches on that road was being a twerp”
- Comment on Enjoy youth while you can 2 weeks ago:
High school was only a few hundred million seconds ago
- Comment on Enjoy youth while you can 2 weeks ago:
Reminds me of Sam Vines seeing his younger self and thinking “Thirty damn years of being hammered on the anvil of life, you poor bastard. You’ve got it all to come”
- Comment on Finland warms up the world’s largest sand battery, and the economics look appealing 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on What's an absolutely medium quality game? Not great, incredible or terrible or any single ended extreme. Dead medium quality 4 weeks ago:
Halo was best when it was Halo:CE played 4v4 on two linked systems, with the teams on two screens in an undersized dorm room in 2002. Alternatively, two people playing through the entire game in co-op mode and finishing at 3 in the morning.
Everything since then has been mid at best
- Comment on This entire community 1 month ago:
Hexcuse me, I do not steal memes, thank you very much!
I procure image macros
- Comment on I won a key code for life of p does anyone want it? 1 month ago:
Hey OP, I’m too late seeing this but I want you to know I love you for doing it.
Keep being awesome ♥️
- Comment on A better name for tramp stamp tattoos could be bumper stickers 1 month ago:
Arschgeweih is my favorite, my second favorite is from Dungeons and Daddies (Not a BDSM Podcast), where they called them Women’s Empowerment tattoos
- Comment on Fake reviews on Play Store by Plex staff 2 months ago:
This is the type of pedantry that annoys me and yet I admire. Bravo, good fellow, I salute you
- Comment on sus 2 months ago:
I can’t remember if the show did it, but in The Expanse books poly relationships were part of Belter life, especially on smaller ships
- Comment on Wise Little Weevil 2 months ago:
- Comment on What would this list look like for your generation? 2 months ago:
I understand hating on Ohio. It’s mostly flat and pretty much flyover country.
On the other hand, Ohio is a perfectly cromulent place to live. It’s an even better place to be from
- Comment on Leaked Star Wars Eclipse images reveal Rodians, Gungans and other aliens coming in new Quantic Dream game 2 months ago:
tl;dr: the gaming company that said it would make a Star Wars game a few years ago leaked some rough images of basic character designs. that’s it, that’s all I got out of the article.
Also, to OP, thanks for posting this. Even though the article is stale I didn’t know the game or studio existed until reading it
- Comment on 4chan has been down since Monday night after “pretty comprehensive own” 2 months ago:
I’m ootl but I thought 8chan was the fork, and is more degenerate
- Comment on Are there any Lemmy/Mbin instances by women for women? 2 months ago:
NGL I almost deleted it this morning, glad it made you giggle
- Comment on Are there any Lemmy/Mbin instances by women for women? 2 months ago:
TW: crude and insensitive joke (hopefully the spoiler tag works lol)
! It’s funny, blahaj.zone is full of pussies, and .ml is full of cunts, and yet there’s no dedicated space for women !<
- Comment on Balatro yet again subject to mods’ poor understanding of “gambling” 3 months ago:
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(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ ︵ ┻━┻
GODDAMMIT JAPAN
- Comment on Balatro yet again subject to mods’ poor understanding of “gambling” 3 months ago:
…cultural differences…
Pedophilia? Oh, sorry, I meant Neon Genesis
- Comment on Who needs to retire anyway? 3 months ago:
And then there was this girl who
Swore that one day she would be a figure skating champion
And when she finally made it
She
Saw
Some other girl who was better
And so she hired some guy to club her in the kneeeeecaaaaaps
Mmmmm mmmmm mmmmm mmmmm
Mmmmm mmmmm mmmmm mmmmm
- Headline News, Weird Al Yankovic
- Comment on Having a bad Monday. Here's Jesus with words of encouragement 3 months ago:
- Comment on Today's Survey. One point for everything that you have NEVER DONE 3 months ago:
Eeehhh, I don’t think worse is the right word. Less fidelity, yeah, but the sound is… warmer? I dunno, like I said, I’m not an audiophile, but I know our ears are analogue and all the things in nature that make me feel good have curves
Your mom, for instance
- Comment on Today's Survey. One point for everything that you have NEVER DONE 3 months ago:
I’m no audiophile, but there is a difference in sound. To me it’s not enough to invest in the type of equipment that maximizes that difference, but it’s still there
Plus turntables have become another niche technological LEGO set, to customize and improve until the hole in your chest is filled
- Comment on Automatically Crack Safes With This Autodialer 3 months ago:
So i don’t know which lock you had, the comment I made above describes most of the consumer dial safe locks out there, but not all.
Yours may have been like what I mentioned, and the last number was 90 or something so people would dial it correctly, or it may have been a different design with drop gates where you dial all the numbers and stop on the last number. It may have been a start CW instead of CCW, there’s a few different designs.
Spinning it lots of times at the beginning never hurts, it clears the wheel packs. Thanks for having a sense of humor btw lol
Anyway, yeah, they can be overly complicated and a business should have a keypad safe and good insurance. The tech or manager or whoever that showed you how to unlock the safe was a dick for sure
- Comment on Automatically Crack Safes With This Autodialer 3 months ago:
They can take hours to dial every combination of an S&G lock. Cheaper locks are quicker. Most Sentry “safe” dials can be manipulated in minutes if you know what you’re doing, no dialer needed
These tools are also pretty expensive and difficult to source if you’re not in the industry
