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• meme_historian@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Objection!

  Exhibit A: Jackass unrated 3 pack DVD box set

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  • WraithGear@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    The fact it’s a three pack is just… chefs kiss

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• psx_crab@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Woman want another child is called productive.

  Man want their nut to be kicked again is called masochist.

  Where’s the equality in that? Finding pleasure in pain shouldn’t be shunned, get your nut kicked today!

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  • MashedHobbits@lemy.lol ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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• LodeMike@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  That’s because having a baby gets you a baby. Getting hit in the nuts doesn’t suddenly make a baby. I mean, depending on how it happens I guess.

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  • Ziglin@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    So one is painful for a few minutes, the other gives you a long lasting debuff. That’s really not helping your case.

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  • tias@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    If there’s a single person in the world who does not understand this I will be concerned

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    • AlolanYoda@mander.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      That’d be part of why they’re single, I guess

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    • stebo02@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      i understand how having a baby gets you a baby. i don’t understand hiw that’s a desirable outcome

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    You don’t HAVE to get kicked in the nuts anymore than you “have to” kiss your partner. It’s called foreplay. But it’s pretty common?

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    • LodeMike@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Maybe between you and your mom /s

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  • chrischryse@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I mean getting hit in the nuts makes someone a baby 😎

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    • anomnom@sh.itjust.works ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      More of a fetus really. At least position-wise

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    • LodeMike@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Fair

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  • stebo02@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    it makes the man a crying baby so that’s something right?

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  • frostysauce@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I’d way rather get kicked in the nuts than have a baby to deal with.

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• witchybitchy@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  women’s brains literally give them amnesia regarding the pain of childbirth, so they want another because they aren’t traumatized and don’t really remember the negative side because it’d be evolutionarily disadvantagous to be averse to procreating

  getting kicked in the nuts has so such evolutionary pressure, so male brains don’t help out when it happens lol

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  • steeznson@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Yeah people get played by their biological urges and evolutionary psychology throughout the entire process. Even newborn babies are programmed to scream intermittently so that the parents are never well rested, and this is theorized to be to prevent the parents from producing another baby in quick succession who takes attention from baby #1.

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    • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Even newborn babies are programmed to scream intermittently so that the parents are never well rested

      As someone who has taken care of three newborns, that’s not a requirement. If you put the infant on a regular two/three-hour feeding/changing cycle, they don’t reflexively cry unless they’re in some kind of physical distress.

      The trick is to execute that schedule, which is itself extremely exhausting, especially if you’re exclusively breast feeding. When you’ve got two or more people handling feedings (with formula) then the baby is chill and parents get more sleep and everyone is much happier.

      Also, ffs, this is why both Mom and Dad need maternity leave. The job is 10x when one parent is working solo.

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  • Hadriscus@jlai.lu ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Just entertaining the thought here -getting kicked in the nuts might be even more evolutionarily disadvantageous, which could help explain the absolutely ridiculous sensitivity. Then again, I’m not a biologist

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  • Lv_InSaNe_vL@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    So wouldn’t that mean that child birth is less painful? Because pain receptors and memory are also evolutionary traits?

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    • witchybitchy@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      only if you care about the average over time. otherwise no, it’s still just as painful. whether the pain is remembered is irrelevant to the feelings in the moment

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    • Kuma@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Isn’t that the same with any pain? I mean I can’t remember how much it hurt when I broke bones or got hit but I remember it hurt a lot. You do get something out of the birth that is worth the pain (big assumptions everyone feels that way) you do not get anything out of being kicked in the nuts or anywhere else (unless it is a kink).

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• Flickerby@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  The woman who birthed my child didn’t remember anything of the actual process, the pain is so bad the brain just kinda blocks it out after the fact apparently. I’ve read this is fairly common. One thing I do remember is how bad my hand hurt after all that squeezing, I needed like a whole two ibuprofen to fix it, talk about killer.

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  • gnutrino@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Just be glad you’re not a Huichol who (allegedly) tied a rope around the father’s testicles for the mother to pull during childbirth to share the pain…

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  • EldritchFeminity@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I believe it’s a hormone thing because otherwise nobody would have a second kid. Apparently the hormones kick in and make you forget the pain while also giving you a big hit of dopamine so that you connect having a kid to being happy.

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    • kofe@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Oxytocin is a big one, but I’m struggling to remember the others. I remember that one cuz of a psych class where the professor brought it up as an event that mothers would associate as having some of the highest levels of it. Its considered the bonding hormone, so makes sense we’d bond with our babies so drastically to keep us motivated to care for them after they ripped our lower body apart lol

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  • HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Are you OK now man?

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• mechoman444@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Clearly this man is watch the most vanilla of porns.

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  • CatDogL0ver@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    They got is nut

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  That guy should watch Jackass. Johnny Knoxville became famous for specifically that.

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  • garbagebagel@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    The thing that having a child and jackass have in common is that both led to net positives for the people involved. Jackass guys got rich, mothers that like having kids get another kid. The only way it doesn’t make sense is for people who don’t understand that having kids is rewarding for some people.

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• NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  There are so many guys who have asked to be kicked in the balls again.

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  • Gates9@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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• eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  This person has never been to a fucking kink party then has he?

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  • Pacattack57@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I’ve seen a video of a guy putting his nuts between 2 glass plates held together but 4 screws, 1 in each corner. The women proceeded to tighten the screws with a ratchet until the guys nuts were basically blue and he had to tap out.

    Don’t ask me why I watched the whole thing.

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    • NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Why did you watch the whole thing?

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  • Obi@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Or watched jackass.

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  • SPRUNT@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    CBT has entered the chat

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  • rollerbang@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I’m guessing the ratio might be wildly different.

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  • Woht24@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Harhar

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• slaacaa@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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  • Soulg@ani.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Why is there a giant turd on his shoulder

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    • slaacaa@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      If you never shat on a ripped naked dude’s shoulder, you’re missing out on life

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  • jsomae@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I don’t know how this is relevant but I upvote anyway

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• hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Because you don’t gain anything from being kicked in the nuts.

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Speak for yourself.

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    • nfamwap@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I don’t gain anything from being kicked in the nuts

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    • MITM0@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      We don’t

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  • CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    You gain pain, and if you are unlucky a slew of side effects.

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  • Outsider9042@lemmynsfw.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Yep. If you had to go through excruciating pain just to nut. You’d gladly take a kick or two.

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• Rachelhazideas@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Funny how often childbirth is brought up to describe how much more painful something else is, usually by people who have never given births themselves.

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• Mr_Fish@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Guys who are into cbt: are you sure?

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  • ryedaft@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Daniel Craig and Mads Mikkelsen in black and white, looking very handsome

    Daniel: this better not awaken something in me

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• FeelzGoodMan420@eviltoast.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  To be fair there are men who are into ball busting. They would actually legit be asking to be hit in the nuts again.

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• TomMasz@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  The logic is sound, but the math doesn't check out.

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• uniquethrowagay@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I know it’s supposed to be a joke but this is such a common but braindead take

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• twice_hatch@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  There’s things I would get kicked in the nuts for. Like another cup size

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  • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I do think that in a truly just world, anyone who preaches Quiverful child baring should be kicked in the nuts at least once for every child they claim they want to have.

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    • Machinist@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Fucking Quiverfull. Eugenics bad, but I really hate those fucks.

      Hell, line em up, tell them to grab ankles, and I’ll take care of it with a pair of pruning shears.

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• Alph4d0g@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Neither scenario touches the torture I endure the morning after pepper-heavy, spicy Mexican food.

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  • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Ya’ll have some weird GI systems…

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  • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Obviously weak bloods are excluded

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• Valmond@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Kidney stones > kicked in the nuts.

  I have heard kidney stones is more in the vein of child birthing.

  I mean now when we all talk about things we really don’t know much stuff about.

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• ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  While there are actually more painful things than childbirth (some people who gave birth can attest), getting kicked in the nuts is clearly not one of them.

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• Taleya@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Nutblows don’t give you dat sweet sweet oxy

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• sundray@lemmus.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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• MITM0@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  The comments are totally going to rlbe reasonable with this one😅

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• Shamber@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Interesting logic though 😅

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• AllHailTheSheep@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  that’s because they asked to get kicked in the nuts by saying shit like “getting kicked in the nuts is more painful then giving birth”

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