This person has never been to a fucking kink party then has he?
:-)
Submitted 10 months ago by Uri@infosec.pub to [deleted]
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eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
Obi@sopuli.xyz 10 months ago
Or watched jackass.
rollerbang@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I’m guessing the ratio might be wildly different.
Pacattack57@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I’ve seen a video of a guy putting his nuts between 2 glass plates held together but 4 screws, 1 in each corner. The women proceeded to tighten the screws with a ratchet until the guys nuts were basically blue and he had to tap out.
Don’t ask me why I watched the whole thing.
NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Why did you watch the whole thing?
SPRUNT@lemmy.world 10 months ago
CBT has entered the chat
Woht24@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Harhar
Rachelhazideas@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Funny how often childbirth is brought up to describe how much more painful something else is, usually by people who have never given births themselves.
AllHailTheSheep@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
that’s because they asked to get kicked in the nuts by saying shit like “getting kicked in the nuts is more painful then giving birth”
uniquethrowagay@feddit.org 10 months ago
I know it’s supposed to be a joke but this is such a common but braindead take
MITM0@lemmy.world 10 months ago
The comments are totally going to rlbe reasonable with this one😅
twice_hatch@midwest.social 10 months ago
There’s things I would get kicked in the nuts for. Like another cup size
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I do think that in a truly just world, anyone who preaches Quiverful child baring should be kicked in the nuts at least once for every child they claim they want to have.
Machinist@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Fucking Quiverfull. Eugenics bad, but I really hate those fucks.
Hell, line em up, tell them to grab ankles, and I’ll take care of it with a pair of pruning shears.
mechoman444@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Clearly this man is watch the most vanilla of porns.
CatDogL0ver@lemmy.world 10 months ago
They got is nut
Shamber@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Interesting logic though 😅
witchybitchy@lemm.ee 10 months ago
women’s brains literally give them amnesia regarding the pain of childbirth, so they want another because they aren’t traumatized and don’t really remember the negative side because it’d be evolutionarily disadvantagous to be averse to procreating
getting kicked in the nuts has so such evolutionary pressure, so male brains don’t help out when it happens lol
Hadriscus@jlai.lu 10 months ago
Just entertaining the thought here -getting kicked in the nuts might be even more evolutionarily disadvantageous, which could help explain the absolutely ridiculous sensitivity. Then again, I’m not a biologist
Lv_InSaNe_vL@lemmy.world 10 months ago
So wouldn’t that mean that child birth is less painful? Because pain receptors and memory are also evolutionary traits?
Kuma@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Isn’t that the same with any pain? I mean I can’t remember how much it hurt when I broke bones or got hit but I remember it hurt a lot. You do get something out of the birth that is worth the pain (big assumptions everyone feels that way) you do not get anything out of being kicked in the nuts or anywhere else (unless it is a kink).
witchybitchy@lemm.ee 10 months ago
only if you care about the average over time. otherwise no, it’s still just as painful. whether the pain is remembered is irrelevant to the feelings in the moment
steeznson@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Yeah people get played by their biological urges and evolutionary psychology throughout the entire process. Even newborn babies are programmed to scream intermittently so that the parents are never well rested, and this is theorized to be to prevent the parents from producing another baby in quick succession who takes attention from baby #1.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Even newborn babies are programmed to scream intermittently so that the parents are never well rested
As someone who has taken care of three newborns, that’s not a requirement. If you put the infant on a regular two/three-hour feeding/changing cycle, they don’t reflexively cry unless they’re in some kind of physical distress.
The trick is to execute that schedule, which is itself extremely exhausting, especially if you’re exclusively breast feeding. When you’ve got two or more people handling feedings (with formula) then the baby is chill and parents get more sleep and everyone is much happier.
Also, ffs, this is why both Mom and Dad need maternity leave. The job is 10x when one parent is working solo.
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
Because you don’t gain anything from being kicked in the nuts.
Outsider9042@lemmynsfw.com 10 months ago
Yep. If you had to go through excruciating pain just to nut. You’d gladly take a kick or two.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Speak for yourself.
MITM0@lemmy.world 10 months ago
We don’t
nfamwap@feddit.uk 10 months ago
I don’t gain anything from being kicked in the nuts
CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
You gain pain, and if you are unlucky a slew of side effects.
FeelzGoodMan420@eviltoast.org 10 months ago
To be fair there are men who are into ball busting. They would actually legit be asking to be hit in the nuts again.
Taleya@aussie.zone 10 months ago
Nutblows don’t give you dat sweet sweet oxy
TomMasz@piefed.social 10 months ago
The logic is sound, but the math doesn't check out.
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 10 months ago
While there are actually more painful things than childbirth (some people who gave birth can attest), getting kicked in the nuts is clearly not one of them.
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
Edit: Owner of balls here, the muscle pain I felt in my arms (due to overexcercise) this morning was worse than getting kicked in the balls.
This makes me wonder if you’ve ever had an actual, on-target, ball shot. Because I find this incredibly hard to believe.
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Note that I never got any testicular tortion or ruptured scrotum, so…
FeelzGoodMan420@eviltoast.org 10 months ago
Tbisnis the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever heard on my life. You clearly have never had an actual kick to the nuts if you think post workout soreness is worse. Like actually dude. Is this even a serious comment? It’s so absurd to the point of trolling.
IsThisAnAI@lemmy.world 10 months ago
You’ve never really been kicked in the nuts with any real force if you think any sort of non injury workout pain is even close.
1rre@discuss.tchncs.de 10 months ago
Infected road rash all up your right arm is so much worse too, and I imagine there’s probably worse things than that once you get into spinal pain
FelixCress@lemmy.world 10 months ago
While there are actually more painful things than childbirth (some people who gave birth can attest), getting kicked in the nuts is clearly not one of them
Have you tried both?
andros_rex@lemmy.world 10 months ago
We’ll have to find a trans guy who gave birth and had bottom surgery afterwards.
Although I don’t think the scrotes they can make right now have the same kinds of nerve endings. I’ll never get to try CBT :(
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 10 months ago
No, and this economy and political system, I wouldn’t want to try out my mpreg fantasies…
BlueMagma@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Kidney stones, those are the worst.
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 10 months ago
one wonders why nature saw fit to give us pain receptors throughout the urethra, like was that necessary?
IndiBrony@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I was about to say this. Had kidney stones. Would not recommend birthing a stone baby.
Alph4d0g@discuss.tchncs.de 10 months ago
Neither scenario touches the torture I endure the morning after pepper-heavy, spicy Mexican food.
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
Ya’ll have some weird GI systems…
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 10 months ago
Obviously weak bloods are excluded
slaacaa@lemmy.world 10 months ago
jsomae@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
I don’t know how this is relevant but I upvote anyway
Soulg@ani.social 10 months ago
Why is there a giant turd on his shoulder
slaacaa@lemmy.world 10 months ago
If you never shat on a ripped naked dude’s shoulder, you’re missing out on life
LodeMike@lemmy.today 10 months ago
That’s because having a baby gets you a baby. Getting hit in the nuts doesn’t suddenly make a baby. I mean, depending on how it happens I guess.
frostysauce@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I’d way rather get kicked in the nuts than have a baby to deal with.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 10 months ago
You don’t HAVE to get kicked in the nuts anymore than you “have to” kiss your partner. It’s called foreplay. But it’s pretty common?
stebo02@sopuli.xyz 10 months ago
it makes the man a crying baby so that’s something right?
chrischryse@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I mean getting hit in the nuts makes someone a baby 😎
anomnom@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
More of a fetus really. At least position-wise
LodeMike@lemmy.today 10 months ago
Fair
Ziglin@lemmy.world 10 months ago
So one is painful for a few minutes, the other gives you a long lasting debuff. That’s really not helping your case.
tias@discuss.tchncs.de 10 months ago
If there’s a single person in the world who does not understand this I will be concerned
stebo02@sopuli.xyz 10 months ago
i understand how having a baby gets you a baby. i don’t understand hiw that’s a desirable outcome
AlolanYoda@mander.xyz 10 months ago
That’d be part of why they’re single, I guess
Flickerby@lemm.ee 10 months ago
The woman who birthed my child didn’t remember anything of the actual process, the pain is so bad the brain just kinda blocks it out after the fact apparently. I’ve read this is fairly common. One thing I do remember is how bad my hand hurt after all that squeezing, I needed like a whole two ibuprofen to fix it, talk about killer.
EldritchFeminity@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
I believe it’s a hormone thing because otherwise nobody would have a second kid. Apparently the hormones kick in and make you forget the pain while also giving you a big hit of dopamine so that you connect having a kid to being happy.
kofe@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Oxytocin is a big one, but I’m struggling to remember the others. I remember that one cuz of a psych class where the professor brought it up as an event that mothers would associate as having some of the highest levels of it. Its considered the bonding hormone, so makes sense we’d bond with our babies so drastically to keep us motivated to care for them after they ripped our lower body apart lol
sundray@lemmus.org 10 months ago
NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 10 months ago
There are so many guys who have asked to be kicked in the balls again.
meme_historian@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
Objection!
Exhibit A: Jackass unrated 3 pack DVD box set
Mr_Fish@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Guys who are into cbt: are you sure?
psx_crab@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
Woman want another child is called productive.
Man want their nut to be kicked again is called masochist.
Where’s the equality in that? Finding pleasure in pain shouldn’t be shunned, get your nut kicked today!
Kolanaki@pawb.social 10 months ago
That guy should watch Jackass. Johnny Knoxville became famous for specifically that.
Valmond@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Kidney stones > kicked in the nuts.
I have heard kidney stones is more in the vein of child birthing.
I mean now when we all talk about things we really don’t know much stuff about.
suburban_hillbilly@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
If you’ve never had a kidney stone — imagine that lingering post testicle injury pain. The one where your insides hurt in a way that doesn’t even make sense (it does actually, but that is a separate tale) and you almost want to throw up. Or maybe you actually do. Good. Now imagine cranking the dial up on that feeling until it hits the same blinding intensity of the pain in your testicles during the moment of the injury. Now that you have the picture of the degree in your head, stretch that feeling from the minutes to maybe hours of a really nasty ball shot to the days and even weeks it can take to pass a kidney stone.
(Worst guided meditation ever)
rat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
yeah, that’s not really helpful for me :/
Valmond@lemmy.world 10 months ago
There are worse pains than kidney stones, it’s the longevity of it that makes it hard to endure IMO.
(Must train more, I didn’t enter nirvana with your method)