twice_hatch

@twice_hatch@midwest.social

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tesla odometer uses “predictive algorithms” to void warranty, lawsuit claims⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  If the courts cared for the rights of people they would subpoena code routinely

  We can’t be ruled by black boxes that serve people who hate us. It has to end

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bluesky has started honoring takedown requests from Turkish government⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Twitter could not be federated, Bluesky could be but only at massive cost, so it probably won’t be

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Android phones will soon reboot if they’re locked for a few days⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The time needed for key derivation aka key stretching may be a factor, but also in the BFU state I think apps don’t run and you don’t get notifications, since most of the files are still locked

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Am I going crazy, or has people's spelling gotten awful lately?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I double check my writing because there are some “errors” that don’t matter (I stopped caring about “me” versus “I”) and then there are some errors that silently cause me to misinterpret the message

  Like as an analogy if I ask how much milk is left in the carton in the fridge

  • "haf" I know you mean half, no big deal
  • "three" I know you didn’t read my question, frustrating but not the worst thing
  • "full" but actually it was full three days ago when you last checked and this is stale information, and so I don’t buy another carton, then we’re out of milk because of a miscommunication

  You know?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨4chan hacked and taken offline. Hacker reopens /qa/ and leaks all admins emails.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That would be interesting. I wonder if anyone’s done stylometry on those posts

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨For the First Time, Artificial Intelligence Is Being Used at a Nuclear Power Plant⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The chatbot said 3.6 Roentgen is just fine and the core cannot have exploded, maybe we heard a truck driving by

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do it⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Let there be drums in my ass

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do it⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Strawberry wine in my ass

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do it⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tpvjKI85GI The homeless abandoned gay pirate, to the tune of that song

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do it⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  To where the river flows in my ass

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do it⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Back and forth forever

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do it⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  A friend in need is a friend in deep

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do it⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Queen of the dark horizons in my ass

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do you use your blinker in a car?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes even in parking lots and driveways, except sometimes when I’m pulling into a double turn lane and I don’t want people to think I’m changing lanes

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Jack Dorsey and Elon Musk would like to ‘delete all IP law’ | TechCrunch⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Nah copyright is useful for free software. Patents, we could probably live without patents

  Trademark is also useful. I don’t want Tyson making fake vegan hot dogs

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I had no idea y cunt was this powerful⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Barriers are not enough, I always used a condom for PIV and still became a transbian

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do people insist on not answering ALL the questions in an email or text message?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “can’t change it, I can show you why in person if you come over real quick”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do people insist on not answering ALL the questions in an email or text message?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Didn’t know all my old coworkers were on Lemmy lol

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do people insist on not answering ALL the questions in an email or text message?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You answer multiple questions from 200 phone calls every day?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do people insist on not answering ALL the questions in an email or text message?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  TBH this is a bit wordy

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do people insist on not answering ALL the questions in an email or text message?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s how I write code and I can’t stand text editors that make it difficult to have side by side panes of two files or the same file

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Genius⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Snowflake racist: Burrito is a Mexican word 😭 Chad globalist: Burrito is a human word 😎

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Organic Maps migrates to Forgejo due to GitHub account blocked by Microsoft.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The issue tracker is usually the concern

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Internet forums are disappearing because now everything is Reddit and Discord. And that's worrying.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s gotta be federated bulletin boards around

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨'Writing is on the wall for spinning rust': IBM joins Pure Storage in claiming disk drives will go the way of the dodo in enterprises⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  “in enterprises” oh lol

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Check your DVDs for disc rot — Warner Bros. says it’s replacing them⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Are they cracking down on I2P?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The right person for me deserves better.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s a dark forest out there

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Elon Musk email to X staff: ‘we’re barely breaking even’⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “I made these companies out of my own trip to the bank”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨After 18 years, Blu-ray media production draws to a close — Sony shuts its last factory in Feb⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  welp 🏴‍☠️