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- Comment on Hmm this "unisex" bathroom seems biased... 1 week ago:
Even when aim is there, splashing occurs. It really shows that some men never had to clean their own bathrooms.
Also fuck you if you piss standing up in a stall when there’s pissoirs outside.
You want privacy for your little weenie, sit your ass down and scroll on your phone like normal people do.
- Comment on I'm Master Debating, Mom - South Park 1 week ago:
- Comment on Related: https://lemmy.wtf/comment/16937362 1 week ago:
Plus they are Etsy witches after all… “Curse for long thumbs”*
*ymmv
- Comment on Related: https://lemmy.wtf/comment/16937362 1 week ago:
Sooo apparently witchcraft might be real 🧿
Either that, or Jezebel accidentally found a group of assassins operating on the clear web cause TOR’s too fucking slow 😄 Image
- Comment on Awooga 1 week ago:
Pfizer did nothing wrong! Stop RFK Jr.'s anti-“big mommy milkers” crusade!!1!
- Comment on Awooga 1 week ago:
re: gene editing
Ummm what kind of deranged psycho would sit in a doctors office a d specify:“I want my daughter to have huge tits!”
- Comment on More people are joining the military. A shaky US job market could be boosting the numbers. 2 weeks ago:
🌍: “Soo America, why did you start that war?” 🇺🇲: “idk man…I suddenly had all these guys sitting around and it kinda started getting a bit expensive 🤷♂️,”
- Comment on Scattered Lapsus$ Hunters Demand Google Fire Security Experts or Face Data Leak 2 weeks ago:
I love how utterly deranged lapsus$ are :D Keeping the corpos on their toes because they don’t get it
- Comment on don't trust cowboys or people doing cowboy voices 3 weeks ago:
It’s okay, this text showed me how it’d feel to be dyslexic
- Comment on how do you slice it?? 3 weeks ago:
As it turns out, the emergence and popularization of Zoos during the Victorian era was largely driven by the work conducted at the Royal Institute for Volumetric Measurements in London.
Similarly the expansion of the British empire was mostly driven by the need to find ever larger exotic animals in order to establish comparative volumetric weights for the ever larger ships and constructions of that era.
“25.678 standard volume foxes”, was becoming a bit unwieldy when describing a cargo vessels weight.
- Comment on how do you slice it?? 3 weeks ago:
One standard volume giraffe of course, i.e. the volume in m³ an average giraffe would fill (at room temperature and sea level), when passed through a blender. And then half of that
- Comment on 👁️🐽👁️ 4 weeks ago:
So like … Swim goggles will suffocate my eyes? 😦
- Comment on Inspiring 4 weeks ago:
Happy Holopeve!
- Comment on Forget Netflix, Volkswagen locks horsepower behind paid subscription 5 weeks ago:
Then again, it’s german corporate software…there should be a hack for that in no time 🤡
- Comment on Slurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp 1 month ago:
Nooo don’t! It’s snow crash 😱
- Comment on crypto investment 1 month ago:
Aaah classic. Forgot to prefix it with:“this is not financial advice”
- Comment on Can I lick it? 2 months ago:
So what I get from this: You can probably just lick it. Odds are in your favor
- Comment on Welcome to her anus 2 months ago:
Now THAT’S a lower back tattoo I could get behind!
- Comment on the universe about to have a little minty b 2 months ago:
It’s probably also why we all have to sleep at some point. The simulation alots each of us processes some computation time and pauses threads in a round-robin fashion, giving the illusion of true parallelism.
Don’t let the sim pause you! Take meth!!1!
- Comment on Scientists reportedly hiding AI text prompts in academic papers to receive positive peer reviews 2 months ago:
It’s still extremely shitty unethical behavior in my book since the negative impact is not felt by the organization that’s failing to validate their inputs, but your peers who are potentially being screwed out of a review process and a spot in journal or conference
- Comment on Scientists reportedly hiding AI text prompts in academic papers to receive positive peer reviews 2 months ago:
Caveat: not all of academia seems to be that rotten. The evidence found on arxiv.org is mainly, if not only, in the field of AI research itself 🤡
You can try it yourself, just type the following in googles search box:
allintext: “IGNORE ALL PREVIOUS INSTRUCTIONS” site:arxiv.org
A little preview:
- Comment on Why is cottage cheese the only cheese defined by some relationship to a building? 2 months ago:
- Comment on Why is cottage cheese the only cheese defined by some relationship to a building? 2 months ago:
There’s another: Höhlenkäse (= Cave Cheese)
- Comment on wtf i love capitalism now 2 months ago:
🫡
- Comment on wtf i love capitalism now 2 months ago:
I mean, you could just use a launcher that lets you pick custom icons
- Comment on wtf i love capitalism now 2 months ago:
So wait…you can’t just change the app icon to something you want on iOS? 😄
- Comment on :-) 2 months ago:
Objection!
Exhibit A: Jackass unrated 3 pack DVD box set
- Comment on Trump Mobile launches $47 service and a gold phone 3 months ago:
Next: Watch the Trump administration try to force the big national carriers to give preferential treatment to Trump Mobile on their radio hardware
- Comment on Menstrual tracking app data is a ‘gold mine’ for advertisers that risks women’s safety – report 3 months ago:
There is! It’s called drip and is a project started by a berlin-based feminist collective iirc.
Free, open-source, local data only
- Comment on AI company files for bankruptcy after being exposed as 700 Indian engineers - Dexerto 3 months ago:
It was a simpler time 🥲