The Troll Handyman
I am not a builder… but that does not seem right
Submitted 10 months ago by bees@sh.itjust.works to [deleted]
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FourWaveforms@lemm.ee 10 months ago
madcaesar@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Reminds me of the troll head meme where the head copies into oblivion
knightmare1147@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Oops all studs
HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I am not familiar with the removing a section of drywall in order to hang a TV technique
BigPotato@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Use stud finder /beep move it two inches /still beep/ move it further /still beep/ move it again /still beep/. “Stud finder must be broken” Get another stud finder /still beep but the whole section again/ “I need to know what’s behind this wall before I just bolt this TV to this fucking thing” /cut away the drywall/ “I better make this look like something stupid for fake Internet points…”
slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org 10 months ago
Thewhole “story” seems dumb. They only checkt at that exact same height and decided to open up the wall.
lud@lemm.ee 10 months ago
They probably wanted to figure out what the hell was up with that wall.
SouthEndSunset@lemm.ee 10 months ago
America…land of the lawless.
tetris11@feddit.uk 10 months ago
I mean all builders/electricians/plumbers are cowboys. If the task could be standardized they’d not be making bank so consistently. The job is always ad-hoc, custom, and temporary-permanent
altphoto@lemmy.today 10 months ago
This is what happens when my wife goes…honey let’s move the TV to the left! Its not centered. Oh that’s not enough! Let’s try another 1.5"! Oh! Not enough! …not enough!.. Not enough!..
Do not marry. Its hell. But if you do, patch that wall real good… Oh I can still see the seam! Sand it again! Yes orange peal…nope! The paint looks a little off. Paint the room!. Oh you’re gonna hate me…can you move the TV another 1.5" please?
leftytighty@slrpnk.net 10 months ago
I sleep in a big bed at home with my wife
cattywampas@lemm.ee 10 months ago
altphoto@lemmy.today 10 months ago
Finally someone gets it!
joenforcer@midwest.social 10 months ago
…are you OK?
flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
I hope you’re joking when you say your marriage is hell. If you’re not, maybe consider not being married? You deserve to not live in hell.
altphoto@lemmy.today 10 months ago
It’s a joke but it is hell in many respects. I like the way my hell makes me feel.
Like if she starts a one way conversation that extends for one hour and you don’t want to be the receiver so you move a little to test the waters but then she screams at you for walking away.
Logic says…well this wonderful person could do better with a wall. But nah! Its you! Your must listen to all the unactionable statements. Yup, that’s marriage. I’ve been here for almost a quarter century.
No matter what society says marriage is to make children and have them grow and become part of the society. Love is relatively new. We’re more like cattle who work on things for a company and then purchase those things at a discount so they profit off that discount… Whether it is a profit based on pure time to money to money to time transactions or time to minerals to money to time transactions. The government wants you married to make children. So don’t marry for that and keep it open at all times. Like the very best friendship you ever had regardless of all the god damn yada yada yada. Once she’s done with that, it’s all perfectly fine. Just shut down and keep the ears listening. You can mentally escape to a six flags…you’re about to drop into an outside spin loop!..and so then I said to her “heck no!”…and she walked away! Can you believe it?..and you drop! Noooooooo!..she continues… It wasn’t that exciting! LOL. Life’s a cookie, take a bite…Noooo! Lemon cake!!! Fine take another bite!
Etterra@discuss.online 10 months ago
That’s not the worst cludge I’ve ever seen, but it’s good and stupid alright.
But imagine, won’t you, an electrical outlet box attached with directly to the oven’s gas line. The outlet was for the microwave. My friend no longer lives in that condo lol
Schadrach@lemmy.sdf.org 10 months ago
My friend no longer lives in that condo lol
By choice? Or by being forcibly evicted by the rapid expansion of heated gas?
Dasus@lemmy.world 10 months ago
finitebanjo@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Ah yes. Load bearing connector box.
HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Couldn’t even bother to level the blocks 🙄 smh.
Broken@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
The stupider part is that it would be easier to stack out from the other direction.
There are 8 pieces of wood @ 1.5" each = 12" Studs are 16" on center.
So to stack from the right would be 2 pieces to be in the same place.
You can even see the gray box that opens to the wall behind it. That is attached to the stud on the right…its that close. But here I go applying logic to crazy.
A7thStone@lemmy.world 10 months ago
But the gray box is in the way of that solution.
doughless@lemmy.world 10 months ago
My house is over 30 years old, and the studs are 24" apart. Frustrating when I need to hang things built for 16". 😭
psycho_driver@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Your house is incorrect. 16" on-center wall studs have been a thing for way more than 30 years.
Broken@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
It hurts to even read that. I can’t even imagine your frustration.
kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
Or just put the box 4" to the right, directly on the stud. Why on earth they thought it had to be exactly where it is is beyond me.
desktop_user@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
perhaps it is centered between some further away objects and they cared about aesthetics.
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 10 months ago
It’s okay, they’re using that special load-bearing drywall.
vrek@programming.dev 10 months ago
To verify your stud detector works you must point it to your self, make a beeping sound, turn to your significant other and tell them “I’m a stud”
Hupf@feddit.org 10 months ago
Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
I bought one, put up to my dads back, let it beep, and said to him “i think its defective” 🤪
Frostbeard@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Dad v2.0
peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 10 months ago
I do miss doing that to my ex-wife. There were those small things that I can’t enjoy being single. Well. For now.
AFallingAnvil@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
Just think of all the things you can do without ever consulting someone else. Single has its perks!
wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
I don’t have the willpower to not make this joke to my wife.
jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
I taught my toddler to scan her mom (my wife) and say “look, I found a stud!”
Willy@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
I always thought of a stud as a male horse whose main job is supplying baby horse juice. I’m guessing that’s not what you mean?
podperson@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Standard dad calibration technique.
WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
I do that on my husband. He’s never too amused.
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 10 months ago
Don’t take off the panels on your electric and light switches. You’ll find that they’re all like this.
Canonical_Warlock@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
It’s like when I first looked into the gap in the sheetrock around my breaker panel and discovered that my basement has at least 1 (and likely many more) fully wired outlets that were just sheetrocked over at some point. I definitely would have been happier if I hadn’t known that.
rdri@lemmy.world 10 months ago
tomi000@lemmy.world 10 months ago
How does it end?
Akasazh@feddit.nl 10 months ago
The house rolled over
rdri@lemmy.world 10 months ago
They probably couldn’t watch Netflix that time 😔
qx128@lemmy.world 10 months ago
If it works, is it really broken? Just add more screws.
dditty@lemm.ee 10 months ago
I know the adage “if it’s stupid and it works, it’s not stupid” is a thing, but this might be the exception to the rule
Revan343@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
frezik@midwest.social 10 months ago
It doesn’t apply to safety items at all. Your car will function fine without seat belts.
PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Wowzer trousers that’s bad. There’s even an outlet just to the left, what’s that all about??
Buuut
A stud finder works by sticking to the drywall screws just under the wall paint. A stud finder wouldn’t pick this up unless the hangers screws the drywall to that piece for no reason.
Burninator05@lemmy.world 10 months ago
On top of everything else, the new outlet isn’t even close to even with the old one.
EtherWhack@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Going by the writing on the wall, it’s for a 3-way dimmer switch. It also is likely the picture was taken during its install and not from someone trying to find a stud
Zozano@aussie.zone 10 months ago
They’re more like depth detectors now. They dont work on magnetism, they work by detecting the ultrasonic echoes of what’s behind the wall.
barsoap@lemm.ee 10 months ago
In other words they’re good at knocking on the wall.
MNByChoice@midwest.social 10 months ago
Both kinds exist.
It is helpful to have both.
deur@feddit.nl 10 months ago
Nah, modern stud finders can tell the difference between “drywall with stud behind it” and “drywall without stud behind it” with some rf whatever the hell it does
Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Gnomes. Gnomes live inside and use magic to tell you where the stud is. That’s show it works.
PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Oh yeah I totally forgot about the fancy ones. Never loved using them much but I’m sure that’s what the kids call “skill issue.” I’ll lay my life on the line defending the honor of my Stud Buddy though
cattywampas@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Just gonna sister in another stud. And another. Juuust a few more.
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 10 months ago
another one
WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
This is some environmental storytelling right here. I see a story of an electrician, all out of appropriate lengths of wood, working past five on the night before the drywallers show up.
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
I had a semi related, IRL, Bethesda style enviornmental story telling ‘event’ involving a wall happen once.
Back in college… I wasn’t actually in this one fraternity, but was friends with almost all the guys in it, was good friends with the core group that restarted its local chapter that had been dormant for like a decadenor two.
So one day, its video games and beer, and … well, this one room needed to be renovated, so we didn’t give a fuck. One guy loses at Smash Bros, fucking fist through the wall.
… After he walks back a bit, we notice… wait wtf there’s something… on the frame…?
We tear out more of the wall, and no shit, there is a miniature time capsule in the form of a note saying basically 'Cheers to any future (fraternity name)‘s, from the class of 1982!’ … and there is also a fucking can of Rainier … from 1982.
So the dude who initially Donkey Kong’d the wall gets dibs on the 30+ year old stale beer of course, downs it immediately.
… The funny part is that this was always supposed to have been a dry fraternity, no alcohol allowed.
jaybone@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
I hope you put a can of beer back in there with a note before you sealed it back up.
grue@lemmy.world 10 months ago
That can’t possibly be an actual electrician’s work, can it? That’s got to be the work of a homeowner who didn’t know the correct way to locate an outlet in the middle of a stud bay.
BarbecueCowboy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
Nah, it’s been awhile, but I’ve been an electrician. When you get a foreman who has made it to that special level of asshole, your give a fuck starts to run out incredibly fast. Even if you’re not the kind of guy who would do this yourself, someone working with you probably is.
With that said, I don’t think this would pass code, but I’m honestly curious as to which part it violates specifically. The wire doesn’t look like it’s secured properly at least, but this might be one of those things where this is where they learn that they need to write some new passages.
A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl 10 months ago
So is true that in the US, the walls are so weak? they can’t even hold a TV?
RunawayFixer@lemmy.world 10 months ago
In the EU (or atleast my part of it), studwalls are commonly used for the inner walls of office buildings. If you want to hang anything heavy on them (like a large TV), then you need to anchor it into the studs. Studwalls are not a bad solution, but if they are build as cheap as possible, then they can indeed be very flimsy.
I wouldn’t mind having a studwall in my own home, but I would use OSB+gypsum instead of 2*gypsum to give it some additional strength. And I’d never use it for outer walls.
Doxin@pawb.social 10 months ago
Unless you’re hanging a CRT you really don’t need to bother screwing into the studs. Get the right type of plug and you can hang some pretty absurd weights from drywall, especially if most of the force is straight down like it would be with a tv mount. I really like the screw-in type plug. Easy to install, no possibility of the toggle not toggling or whatever.
If you want to mount one of those extendo-mounts I’d probably bother to screw it into the studs though, to be fair.
daggermoon@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I don’t think so. Modern homes are usually standard drywall. I live in an older home that has wood panneling as was common in the '70s. It’s a bitch to hang anything with it.
Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 10 months ago
The popular wood panels from the 70s and 80s is typically wainscoting and that shit is hella thin
A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl 10 months ago
drywall is how you guys call that plaster infused cardboard construction material, right?