Zozano
@Zozano@aussie.zone
- Comment on Archaeologists Find Creepy 2,400-Year-Old Puppets Atop El Salvador Pyramid 4 weeks ago:
My best guess, is based on the wide hips, and holding their bellies, along with the baby one, might be some kind of pregnancy / childbirth good-luck charm.
- Comment on What happens if I eat a box of paper clips before an MRI? 4 weeks ago:
Microsoft Clippy materializes as your permanent sidekick. You cannot close Clippy.
“Looks like you’re jacking off again, would you like help with that?”
“Looks like you’re thinking about your ex again, would you like to stage a home invasion?”
“All women hate you, the logical conclusion is that modern day feminism is at fault, would you like directions to the nearest KKK rally?”
- Comment on Sun God 5 weeks ago:
I’ll tell you what’s definitely unsettling;
The fact that if you kiss a mirror, you’ll only ever kiss yourself on the lips.
- Comment on smort 1 month ago:
IQ tests are interesting, because they’re mainly a test of pattern recognition.
However, knowing how the patterns are formed, can easily net you +10 points on an IQ test.
It’s a shit way to determine “intelligence”.
Some people might score highly, but are socially inept and unmotivated, meaning they have a lot of raw power, without having the mental capability to channel it productively, which is pretty fucking stupid.
Then you get people like Musk and Trump, who are both highly motivated people, despite being dumb as rocks. Yet, our geniuses can’t figure out how to mitigate their stupidity.
- Comment on smort 1 month ago:
Debating what intelligence is, is such a circle-jerk.
The term is so broad, that it encompasses aspects like motivation, memory retention capacity, memory recall rates, differentiates between verbal, spacial and emotional intelligence, and occasionally veers into scientific racism.
It’s a fucking shit show. The comment sections of posts about intelligence are generally toxic because everyone thinks they’re a genius.
- Comment on How do I stop laughing at stupid shit all the time 1 month ago:
Don’t change.
When people see you smiling, it will make them happy by-proxy.
Be proud, laugh loud.
- Comment on Elon Musk’s X blocks links to Signal, the encrypted messaging service 1 month ago:
🤦♂️
- Comment on National NBN outage affecting TPG, iiNet, Internode, Vodafone 1 month ago:
Okay, I just made the switch.
Half the price of internode, and double the download and upload speed.
4.9* with 1600 reviews on ProductReview.
I owe you big time.
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- Comment on Unexpected prank outcome 2 months ago:
They’re both ice cuties now.
- Comment on We can fix her 2 months ago:
Is her dick bigger than mine?
- Comment on China and Japan Governments Push for More Anime Co-Productions 2 months ago:
Is this a new Isekai I haven’t heard until now? Sounds brutal.
- Comment on Grace Tame wears anti-Murdoch shirt to prime minister’s Australian of the Year morning tea 2 months ago:
FUCKING legend
- Comment on China and Japan Governments Push for More Anime Co-Productions 2 months ago:
If only Israel and Palestine made anime, the Middle East could have one peace
- Comment on Hundreds complain about failing mobile phone service since 3G switched off 2 months ago:
I mean, evident by the fact that the 4G signal hasn’t improved for many seems to suggest they were talking shit the whole time.
- Comment on Hundreds complain about failing mobile phone service since 3G switched off 2 months ago:
Unfortunately I had to switch from Internode mobile (on the Vodafone network) because it doesn’t reach my house.
- Comment on Hundreds complain about failing mobile phone service since 3G switched off 2 months ago:
The companies promised that reception would not go backwards and that if anything, customers would enjoy better connectivity.
However, network providers are adamant there has been no change to coverage levels since the switch off.
Am I missing something? Or did they just admit they shut down 3G for nothing.
- Comment on Hundreds complain about failing mobile phone service since 3G switched off 2 months ago:
This happened to me.
I had a Oneplus 7 Pro. I turned 3G off before the shutdown and it was fine.
Then Optus decided to brick my device because my phone wasn’t on their list of compatible devices.
Fucking assholes.
I then put a friends Telstra sim in the phone to see if it would work, and it was bricked on the Telstra network too.
Apparently I could roll the phone back two android versions to make it work, but I shouldn’t fucking have to.
There should be a class action lawsuit for this shit. My phone was only five years old and worked fine.
Thanks for turning what I assume is tens of thousands of phones into e-waste so some dickhead with the latest 5G iPhone can take up an extra kilobit of bandwidth.
Happened two months ago, but I’m still mad.
- Comment on Doom on a CAPTCHA is the most frustrating though admittedly raddest way to prove your humanity to an algorithm 2 months ago:
But you only need to kill one to pass the Captcha.
Mecha Hitler on “I Am Death Incarnate” difficulty.
- Comment on Choosing pink is chaotic evil? 2 months ago:
I wonder about the implications of using the power continuously, even once the bowels are empty.
Can I force people to prolapse enough of their asshole to the point of a life threatening emergency?
I guess what I’m asking is whether I can make a trumpet shit our a kidney or two?
- Comment on Day 1 Reddit Refugee 2 months ago:
Of course I use Linux, why else would I be using Lemmy.
