jubilationtcornpone
@jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on Landmark trial accusing tech giants of harming children with addictive social media begins 11 hours ago:
Don’t even need to spend that much. Trump accepts fake peace prizes.
- Comment on i mean 1 day ago:
Understood. My experience deepthroating N64 controllers is …uh… limited.
- Comment on i mean 1 day ago:
Better have a long tongue to reach the “Z” button with.
- Comment on Praise Be 2 days ago:
"Well God can use ‘imperfect people’. Just look at King David."
How that story actually went…
David: Has an affair with Bathsheba and has her husband assassinated.
God: “Listen here you little shit. I gave you everything you could ever want and you decided that wasn’t enough. I’m feeling merciful so I won’t kill you like you killed Uriah. Instead, you can spend the rest of your miserable life suffering the consequences of your evil deeds.”
- Comment on Start-up idea 2 days ago:
Not every old design was better but some were.
My wife absolutely refuses to give up her early 1970’s GE range. It’s impossible to get parts for it so eventually it’s going to have to be replaced. One of the actually nice features it has is is that all the push button controls are on the range hood. Don’t have to worry about them getting greasy while cooking or little kids turning the burners on.
- Comment on How does this thing work? (wrong answers only) 2 days ago:
The stove is hot so the fan is just trying to cool itself down. Duh.
- Comment on Man posts his incorrect opinion online 3 days ago:
Back when I went to an office every day, I usually wore loafers. Easy to slip off and on under your desk without drawing lots of attention.
- Comment on Work smarter, not harder 6 days ago:
I see you left that short stint at WorldCom off your resume.
- Comment on It would be a crazy marketing stunt for any of the privacy focused email service companies stated that Jeffery Epstein and others could have kept their secrets if they had used their service. 1 week ago:
Just because someone collects data doesn’t mean that they’re using it for a particular purpose. I’ve worked at orgs that archived gobs of data - not necessarily user data - “in case we find a use for it.” Possession of data does not guarantee possession of a particular insight.
I’m not saying that no one at Google knew. Just that it’s far from impossible.
- Comment on Is there a good email server that can be run through Docker? 1 week ago:
I’m still looking for a good solution that includes support for notes. I’m migrating off Exchange Online and using mailcow temporarily but the built in notes feature is sorely missed.
- Comment on HAWK SHARK 1 week ago:
I use Tom’s of Maine because I’m allergic to HAWK SHARK deodorant.
- Comment on u snigle? 1 week ago:
“Hey good looking. Can you help me install Microsoft Office in this thing?”
Worst pickup line ever.
- Comment on OpenAI Wants To Create Biometric Social Network To Kill X’s Bot Problem 1 week ago:
- Comment on OpenAI Wants To Create Biometric Social Network To Kill X’s Bot Problem 1 week ago:
Altman, a regular user of X since 2008, has been forthright about his frustration with the bots on it. In September, he posted to X that “somehow AI twitter/AI reddit feels very fake in a way it really didn’t a year or two ago.” A few days earlier, he made a similar point, citing dead internet theory, which posits that since 2016, the internet has been overrun with non-human activity. “I never took the dead internet theory that seriously but it seems like there are really a lot of LLM [AI]-run twitter accounts now,” he wrote.
CEO of glorified bot farm complains about effects of bot farming.
- Comment on This kid gets it 1 week ago:
There’s nothing I want more than to be a mid-level cog in the
corporatestate political machine./S
- Comment on Is it still seasonal allergies if they last all four seasons? 1 week ago:
You look to me like a plant that would fuck a person in the sinuses and not even have the goddamned common courtesy to give them a reach around. I’ll be watching you!
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- Comment on It was a surprise for sure 2 weeks ago:
Mommy wants to be hurt. She specifically requested it.
- Comment on They only come out at night 2 weeks ago:
Beast with two backs forgot to stretch.
- Comment on The $20 USD bill is the new 5$ bill 2 weeks ago:
Or the time Ulysses Grant ordered the Treasury to flood the gold market - temporarily tanking the US economy - in order to crush his own brother in laws market manipulation scheme.
- Comment on YSK the four rules of firearm safety 3 weeks ago:
You would “clear it” by “opening” the action. A firearm cannot be fired with the action open. What that looks like depends on the type of action.
- Comment on Tips 3 weeks ago:
That’s pretty much my littlest one. He got forced out into the world and he’s been pissed about it ever since.
- Comment on Microsoft Confirms Windows 11 January 2026 Update Issues, Releases Fixes 3 weeks ago:
I need Office/PowerBi/Teams to work without issue. The web versions do not cut it for my use cases.
Same problem. I actually use Mint on my laptop but the desktop still has Windows 10 because some apps are still just not useable or fully useable on Linux. As much as I wish Libre Office was a full replacement for MS Office, it’s not. At least not for power users.
- Comment on Tips 3 weeks ago:
You spend too much money in electricity. Have you thought about just freezing to death?
- Comment on YSK: A real American Civil war will NOT be like Battlefield or COD. 3 weeks ago:
I had an old buddy who served in Vietnam. One time I asked him what it was like to kill someone. I’ll never forget his answer.
“You know, when you’ve got your rifle trained on somebody, there for a split second you’ve got the power of God in your hands. You get to decide if that person lives or dies. Nobody should have that kind of power. I only wish I had known that before I had done things that I couldn’t undo.”
He said he still had nightmares all the time, even 45 years later.
- Comment on Huh? 3 weeks ago:
Totally get it. You wanna be where you can see your troubles are all the same. You wanna be where everybody knows your name.
- Comment on Annual merit increase 3 weeks ago:
You guys have jobs??
- Comment on You never know who you're arguing with 4 weeks ago:
If it were, “Share your stuffies and go out for ice cream”, it would be far from the worst marriage advice I’ve ever heard.
- Comment on You never know who you're arguing with 4 weeks ago:
Playing video games with my nephews
Me: Get obliterated because I suck
Nephew #1: “Ha ha!”
Nephew #2: “What a fucking noob.”
Wife: Appears seemingly from nowhere “Excuse me!? Do I need to talk to your mom about your language?”
Nephews 1&2: “No ma’am.”
Me: 😏
- Comment on Stop using MySQL in 2026, it is not true open source 4 weeks ago:
“Lets use Oracle DB for that.”
Statements made by the utterly deranged.
