The playpen was nasty af tho
This speaks for itself
Submitted 1 year ago by Sir_Kevin@lemmy.dbzer0.com to aboringdystopia@lemmy.world
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houstoneulers@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Grass@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
I remember as a kid being in one, then a baby in there pissed like twice the amount of piss that their entire body could even displace from a tub. The parent collected the baby and left without saying anything to anyone. The thing then smelled like piss for the next two years until they renovated to the mccafe boring design and just got rid of the play area.
Subtracty@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Not just McDonald’s, every big chain has it’s own neutral toned square box exterior now. Nothing interesting about any of the architecture. Not that they have to be great works of art, but everything looks exactly the same.
petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
I do think they have an obligation to be pretty. Pretty things make people happy. It’s a contribution to the social project we’re all working on.
A walkable city, not that a McDonalds drive-thru is specifically part of that, should have greenery, places to hang out, and pretty buildings to look at. People should like being wherever they happen to be.
The main reason this McDonalds looks like this is austerity. At least I think so. Big gray cubes are cheap to build and easily templateable.
LainTrain@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
Now they are pretty, but I see why you’re unhappy.
SLVRDRGN@lemmy.world 1 year ago
The main reason this McDonalds looks like this is austerity. At least I think so. Big gray cubes are cheap to build and easily templateable.
Yeah, that’s the problem!
ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 1 year ago
Whenever I take road trips I try to spot the old Pizza Hut buildings by the shape of the roof. It’s surprising how many there are.
fromadistance11@lemm.ee 1 year ago
We’ve been turning in Russia all this time without even noticing.
yunxiaoli@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
The difference is commie blocks have utility.
Agent641@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Soviet bus stops have more pizzaz than American McDonalds.
Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 1 year ago
They wanted to shift from marketing to children to marketing to adults so they could raise the prices.
someguy3@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Yup, they tried to be cool and semi restaurant.
dustyData@lemmy.world 1 year ago
If I recall correctly, they were forced. There’s an obesity pandemic going on in children, mostly driven by excessive use of sugars and overconsumption of fast food and sodas. So, there were certain regulations limiting how directed at children the marketing could be. They can still charge exorbitant prices to children, their parents are the ones buying anyways.
buffalobuffalo@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
Exactly. Nobody in this thread remembers Super Size Me?
meliaesc@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I’m an adult who also enjoys fun. 😢
Jhex@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Enjoy fun?? Pftt grow up
/s
Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Me too but they won’t let me in the play place anymore :(
gamer@lemm.ee 1 year ago
I don’t eat at McDonalds for many reasons, but if I had to walk through such a Chuck E Cheese-ass entrance to grab a burger I’d have one more reason to avoid it.
JinSpear@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
Vou can roast the entrance but going to mcD and getting to play xbox inside, for someone who didnt have one at home, is a core memory
LifeOfChance@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Fuck mcdonalds and all that but honestly if a respected buisness had some fun and personality on their building why avoid it? Anyone can just put up a brick and mortar store it takes someone who actually cares to try and have fun.
Also Charlie’s entertainment cheese is now very much like this with their few locations it’s just very basic no fun houses or little rides it’s just an arcade now with VERY muted colors.
eldain@feddit.nl 1 year ago
Looks like their customers have grown up and they tried to follow suit and became boring adults.
Baggie@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
I know it’s a perfect example but I’m sick of modern design trends. Muted colours and uniform shapes, nothing ever interesting or emotion inducing. I’m probably pretty biased but still I’d love to see something that had some life to it.
olafurp@lemmy.world 1 year ago
It looks like they’re marketing now to an older demographic instead of just children. They’re going for the “millennial gray” look which may encourage people to go to it as a restaurant instead of children activity.
Sir_Kevin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
That’s the point that I thought was obvious. Everyone else seems to be focusing on other factors…
Baggie@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
I feel you. They aren’t necessarily wrong to concentrate on the other stuff, but the world did feel a bit happier when things had a bit of life to them, at least to me.
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 1 year ago
someone got tired of mopping up all the jizz from the ball pit.
crusa187@lemmy.ml 1 year ago
Hail corporate!
user224@lemmy.sdf.org 1 year ago
Ahem, not marketing to kids is bad?
Nah, bottom is better. Attracting kids to get the habit of eating unhealthy isn’t.
AWittyUsername@lemmy.world 1 year ago
This isn’t about McDonald’s this is about society. All the colour and excitement has gone, McDonald’s is just one of the casualties.
dustyData@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Corporations can’t, by definition, be victims. Fuck them all.
KeenFlame@feddit.nu 1 year ago
What… Is it saying? They changed branding? It sounds like it’s supposed to say something more interesting?
Hikermick@lemmy.world 1 year ago
They’re marketing towards adults now
minkymunkey_7_7@lemmy.world 1 year ago
This is about real estate value for the next commercial renter if a franchise fails. Cheaper costs for corporate too.
KeenFlame@feddit.nu 1 year ago
Truuuue, I think you’re right. But shouldn’t a picture say a thousand words?
scops@reddthat.com 1 year ago
I have never seen a McDonalds that looks like the top pic. I remember plenty with play spaces, but they weren’t visible from outside.
CarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I spent a lot of time in the car crossing the U.S. in the 80’s and 90’s so I saw a LOT of McDonalds. Most of them are bog standard but once in a while you come across one like this where they spiced it up. I’ve seen one with a train engine out front, one with a parked airplane, etc. There’s one in Tucson with a giant T-Rex statue in front of it. I’ve also seen some crazy play places with slides going out of the building and back inside. Would’ve loved that when I was a kid.
Halosheep@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Iirc this was the McDonald’s just outside the Dallas zoo.
If it isn’t that one, the same thing happened to that one. Sad times.
BigPotato@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Pretty sure that’s the Dallas one too.
theunknownmuncher@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Why should garbage unhealthy “food” be marketed to children though?
angrystego@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Looks like they changed their target group.
Klear@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
I’m just surprised, looking at comments here, how many people here belong to the formerly targeted group.
Sir_Kevin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
That actually makes sense.
anachronist@midwest.social 1 year ago
In both cases it’s millennials. It’s even called “millennial grey.”
neatobuilds@lemmy.today 1 year ago
I mean I think it looks pretty dope, if you take off that mcdonalds logo it would make for a nice starter minecraft house
MolecularCactus1324@lemmy.world 1 year ago
It’s because as children we had sensory overload from the old McDonalds and the 90s in general were a very colorful time. Think Nickelodeon and Jazz paper cups, it was over the top, so we had to reign it in.
DirkMcCallahan@lemmy.world 1 year ago
TBF, the latter is a much better reflection of how lifeless and awful their food is.
dev_null@lemmy.ml 1 year ago
Really depends on the country. Technically the menu is the almost the same everywhere but the ingredients and quality absolutely isn’t.
VeganCheesecake@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
The last time I ate McDonald’s, I arrived in Pasewalk, a tiny town in Mecklenburg-Vorpommern on a mich delayed train at 2 in the morning. They where the only place that was open, and I hadn’t eaten since noon.
That burger was kinda OK, but it might have been the circumstance. They stopped selling vegan burgers anyway, so whatever.
subarctictundra@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Hunger is the best cook 🤷♀️
JudahBenHur@lemm.ee 1 year ago
i was really hungover and had taken some painkillers with codeine and i had a single mcdonalds cheeseburg and it was dynamite
LiveLM@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
I’d say lots of food taste amazing when drunk /hungover, let alone on a codeine high
skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
I would wager it was the codeine painkillers that were dynamite and the burger was mostly a side effect
RaoulDook@lemmy.world 1 year ago
It reminds me of the Griswold’s neighbors in the Christmas Vacation movie, Elaine and Ponytail
themoken@startrek.website 1 year ago
The mistreatment of the yuppies is my favorite part of that movie. When she opens the door and gets attacked by the squirrel and then the dog, or when the icicle destroys their stereo I crack up every time.
BakerBagel@midwest.social 1 year ago
Todd and Margot
WhatSay@slrpnk.net 1 year ago
Thanks for reporting the often ignored extinction of wildlife at the local Mcdees
BartyDeCanter@lemmy.sdf.org 1 year ago
I really miss the unhinged topiary that used to be outside of every fast food restaurant when I was a kid.
neatobuilds@lemmy.today 1 year ago
but you gotta cater to the potheads that show up and not scare them away with giant smiling animals
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
DerdWurst@lemmy.world 1 year ago
When will people stop eating that garbage…?(probably never)
Demdaru@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Why would I? It tastes good if you don’t eat often, local one near me has nice atmosphere, it’s relatively cheap if you want a snack ( …bag of chips match their cheapest deal ) and overall, I like it. Why would I stop?
DerdWurst@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I understand. McDicks has it down to a science to keep people hooked. I use to enjoy it years ago and actually just thinking about it makes me want some. But its so damn processed its not even nourishing.
Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
I stopped when I got old enough to realize the only thing I actually liked about McDonalds was the play place.
Now I give it a try like once every 3-4 years to remind myself how much it sucks.
zipzoopaboop@lemmynsfw.com 1 year ago
I make the recurring mistake of trying KFC twice a decade or so and always, wholly regret it. Only place where I kind of appreciate that they always forget something in the order because the rest of the order would just make me throw it out anyways
roofuskit@lemmy.world 1 year ago
It’s getting too expensive so more are quitting now than ever.
LainTrain@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
Latter is better NGL. It’s a fucking food place, not a zoo.
antonim@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
They’re the same picture.
spankmonkey@lemmy.world 1 year ago
This is misleading. The top picture is bright and sunny and the lower one is gray and dreary. Notice the tree in the background on the left without any leaves?
That is because the top picture was taken in the summer and the lower one in the winter when it is cold and the animals have been moved indoors to keep them warm. They will be back in the spring.
smh
andros_rex@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I remember getting to play Nintendo 64 at our McDonalds. You could play things like smash, and usually could get in a full match before it did its mandatory reboot things.
Grocery stores would often have childcare areas up until the 90s I think.
So many of those little casual extras/“customer service” has gone out the window. It’s about stripping out everything that doesn’t immediately gain you profit.
Like, back in the day - retail worker was supposed to know their shit. It was a full time job. You could go to Dillard’s and some older guy could give you advice on what to match with what. You could go to a Radio Shack and say you were having trouble with a project, and there’d be a good chance that you’d end up getting some help.
But businesses would rather pay someone $9/hour for a part time job that’ll fuck with their hours every week. Why have someone who’s paid a living wage who can help sell you a really nice coat for a few hundred bucks, when you can pay some shit to hawk polyester shit that wouldn’t even be worth paying a commission on?
AJ1@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
Your Radio Shack example is legit. I had an uncle who worked at Radio Shack as some sort of, idk, tech or something? I was a kid and it was in the 80’s, all I knew was that he worked there and made good money doing it.
Then one day he gets recruited by a multinational tech corporation and moves to Berlin to work in a lab. He could’ve taken my aunt with him, but she cheated on him as soon as he left for the 2 probationary weeks he spent in Germany before the company in question committed to hiring him.
He eventually became a millionaire with dual citizenship and my aunt married some abusive dipshit who immediately went broke. Now she works in a pickle factory. Ain’t life interesting?
bane_killgrind@slrpnk.net 1 year ago
Just chasing pickle again and again
Daelsky@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
Urgh this sucks so much how capitalism is just making everything more « efficient » aka maximizing profits.
Sir_Kevin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
Well fuckin said and spot on!
Also thanks for reminding me how great Radio Shack used to be. It used to be a place to get actual electronics components. And the people there knew their shit. And there was enough intelligent folks around to keep a place like that in business! God I miss those days…
Grass@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
another for the list of things with downvotes for no apparent reason