JudahBenHur

@JudahBenHur@lemm.ee

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This speaks for itself⁩ ⁨⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  granted. at the end of the day though, the reliability/consistency of a mcdonalds cheeseburger is a stable constant in a mecurial world. they dont make crumbs. they’re essentially astronaut food

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This speaks for itself⁩ ⁨⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  i was really hungover and had taken some painkillers with codeine and i had a single mcdonalds cheeseburg and it was dynamite

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YSK: Gas stoves cause cancer⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  yes…why cant dials

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YSK: Gas stoves cause cancer⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  we have a decent quality induction range and electric stove and we’d never bother considering to go back to gas

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨‘By humans, for humans’: French dubbing industry speaks out against AI threat.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  when is the last time you were in Germany and spoke in English to someone under 30?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I would do this for just 1.99⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  so you asked the word confetti bot

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Looks legit, but can it actually be a real thing?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  my point is you dont need to be trying to tuck your shit to convince the tsa that you’re a chick bro.

  just shave that shit bro.

  i havent shaved my garbage for a good long while. as ive gotten older, the ball hair has increased in density, it might be refreshing to go cue-ball.

  i had a friend (had, as he doesnt talk to me anymore cause he needed to borrow €100 and is always broke so will prolly never pay it back) who was a big evangelist for shaving your shit. he was a bit of a locker room pervert… anyway he said one time he was shearing his nuts and sliced off like a 2mm section of scrotum skin (not all the way to the vas defferens or anything, just deep into the layers of skin), and he said the blood came out like a ruby red fire suppression sprinkler and he couldnt get it to stop

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Looks legit, but can it actually be a real thing?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  what in the fuck would shaving change? you wanna go buffalo bill at the airport knock yourself out, but you dont need an excuse to shave your junk, wild man

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Proton Mail still down as Proton recovers from worldwide outage⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I used it about 10 mins ago, and the email i sent to myself came twice, it was odd

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's the greatest joy you have gotten from a video game?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  thats fun

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's the greatest joy you have gotten from a video game?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  thats one of the most badass statements ive ever read

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Should I get a drum kit, or a pressure washer?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I play drums. This is not a reasonable concern.

  You won’t skill up in terms of being able to play a drum kit with this pad thing, but it will get you used to keeping time and learning how to separate your limbs (like how you slowly are able to tap a different pattern with your right foot than you are doing with your right hand).

  if you’re worried about it, cross your right hand over your left and keep rhythm on the hi-hats with your right while hitting the accents with your left.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Milan says no to all outdoor smoking in Italy's toughest ban⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  not everything needs to be some kind of debate… I just mentioned how I feel on the topic. it’s an opinion, not a position that needs to be illuminated by some guy on the internet explaining that nicotine gum exists.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Milan says no to all outdoor smoking in Italy's toughest ban⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  okie doke

  i just think people should be able to smoke outside if they’d like. that, like, just my opinion, man ¯_(ツ)_/¯

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Milan says no to all outdoor smoking in Italy's toughest ban⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  i dont smoke anymore but I think this is too much.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What are the current most common symptoms of Covid? I was told about two years ago that a fever is no longer even really a symptom. Yet when I look it up on the CDC website, it shows fever is a sympto⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  nice PSA (seriously)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨NYPD confirms suspect had a British accent⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  meatwad sucks

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨turned them into their final form!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  that was OP

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Among apps vying to replace Twitter, Bluesky may have the news and innovation edge⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  i cant find shit to do on mastodon. bluesky has the feeds which flung the door to folks i like to follow right open. its the better platform- id prefer it if it was decentralized but alas, like you said, thats where the herd wandered

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Among apps vying to replace Twitter, Bluesky may have the news and innovation edge⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  careful, people on lemmy will attack you for saying anything other than bluesky is bad and that mastodon is the only way forward

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mushrooms⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  boooooooooooooo

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Atoms Family⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  are you funny?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Samsung update bricks phones, giving harsh reminder of data backup importance⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  what if your not a total nerd

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Father horrified by an AI Chatbot that mimicked his murdered daughter⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  you’re

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Never forget.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  ok dude

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We are stardust.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  but aztec

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mushroom learns to crawl after being given robot body⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I tip my cap to both of you

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨In theaters Now⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This is the only renarkable thing about this.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Close call⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  good eye

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ecovacs home robots can be hacked to spy on their owners, researchers say⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  no you are not. I will not buy an internet connected anything as long as possible.