JudahBenHur
@JudahBenHur@lemm.ee
- Comment on We poisoned the whole planet so our eggs wouldn't stick to the pan 🙃 22 hours ago:
you are so much smarter than everyone else
- Comment on Understanding your target audience when marketing 3 days ago:
god damn son
- Comment on Going back in time to see how the fishes and loaves trick was done 1 week ago:
thats fair
- Comment on Going back in time to see how the fishes and loaves trick was done 1 week ago:
fuck your AI bullshit. you’re burning fossil fuels to make garbage no one wants. move on
- Comment on Please consider supporting Lemmy development 1 week ago:
thanks for the post sir, happy to throw a few money units in
- Comment on The fact that even 3D games are old now blows my mind on a regular basis. 2 weeks ago:
turok was good on the n64.
quake was good in the 90s
- Comment on The fact that even 3D games are old now blows my mind on a regular basis. 2 weeks ago:
to be fair the sort of primitive camera controls took some getting used to
- Comment on A sign that consumers are anxious: they’re cutting back on snacks 2 weeks ago:
Uh, no. Its the Ozempic my guys.
I’m on the dang ozempic and I UTTERLY changed my junk food relationship. And, it took zero willpower.
- Comment on In the not too distant past this was a thing 4 weeks ago:
we’re out of here tomorrow. thanks for saying that, but she wasn’t close to her father. its been a stressful trip none the less.
- Comment on In the not too distant past this was a thing 4 weeks ago:
my wife is from a little village between bremen and hamburg. im actually currently there as her father just passed away. she spent the last 3 weeks cleaning out his apartment while stress eating multiple packs of criispfrish and kinder country
- Comment on In the not too distant past this was a thing 4 weeks ago:
its just that your german-ness really showed in your post, between your username and the text on your watchface
- Comment on In the not too distant past this was a thing 4 weeks ago:
did you have a multigrain brötchen cut in half with sliced salami and cream cheese on one and krabbensalat and a sprig of dill on the other for frühstück
- Comment on Airport face scans could replace boarding passes and check-in as soon as 2028 4 weeks ago:
yeah it fuckin sucks. you dont need to believe it or not, I swear to you (it also happened to my wife, Im a US citizen and she isn’t) this was in the dublin ireland departures when you go to the states. you actually go through immigration when youre still in ireland. so you go down an escalator to a specific part of the airport thats sectioned off from the rest for this. walking up to the desk, before i had a chance to take my passport out of my bag, while I was still about 10 feet away, he TSA agent said “hello [name]” they did the same thing to my wife. its disarming as youre not expecting it. there’s no knowing where in the line the facial recognition already took place. the idea you can consent/not consent is almost certainly purely theater.
- Comment on Saw this in a public women's bathroom. I didn't want to touch it, but I am curious as to what it is. 4 weeks ago:
ok thank you, exclamation, bracket bracket then the link in parenthesis
- Comment on Airport face scans could replace boarding passes and check-in as soon as 2028 4 weeks ago:
I had a TSA agent say my name as I walked up to the booth. They 100% scanned me before I was in earshot of the agent.
- Comment on Saw this in a public women's bathroom. I didn't want to touch it, but I am curious as to what it is. 4 weeks ago:
I think there’s a good chance this is two metal panels from a garbage bin lying on the ground with a Jelly Belly brand car air freshener that was thrown away lying on them:
If anyone can tell me how to post links to images that actually show up in the thread like the polly pocket post I’d be obliged
- Comment on We must conserve 1 month ago:
i honestly didnt even clock what community this was… I just liked the copy but didnt see how the hammer and sickle were relevant… im short on sleep
- Comment on We must conserve 1 month ago:
was the hammer and sickle honestly necessary
- Comment on Sketchy social media post gives BlackBerry fans hope for the return of the smartphone brand 1 month ago:
No don’t misunderstand, if BB made a new phone I’d preorder. I just think this post couldn’t be more full of shit
- Comment on Sketchy social media post gives BlackBerry fans hope for the return of the smartphone brand 1 month ago:
yeah, me neither…
- Comment on Sketchy social media post gives BlackBerry fans hope for the return of the smartphone brand 1 month ago:
there is no way this is legit, guys.
if you’re jonsing for the physical keyboard, I don’t hate the titan slim. Its no key2, but it types. you can install blackberry keyboard on it, also.
if you want a better, more private OS, I hear GraphineOS is quite good, and you can install it on a Pixel, then use the Clicks Keyboard case with it. www.clicks.tech/en/…/clicks-for-google-pixel
This post is silly.
- Comment on I tried THIS and it actually works all the time 1 month ago:
yeah i know it dawned on me quite quickly where it sounded like that was heading…
these “white magic” paperback books from Borders would have you anoint candles with oil to like, I dont fuckin know, endow them with your intention (Id wish the girl in algebra would notice me, so the book’d tell you to think about her while putting oil on a pink candle so when you burn it your “spell” would go into the air or some crap)
that particular book there though was page after page like that where it said shit like “for protection from your enemies wrap some wire around leaf and put it under your doormat”
- Comment on I tried THIS and it actually works all the time 1 month ago:
i had this book when I was an edgy teenager in my middle class bedroom rubbing olive oil on taper candles from the grocery store and… wait this is sounding like something different entirely
- Comment on the pain of knowing you have no girlfriend but THIS door does 1 month ago:
you use your fingernails to pry it open while pushing the dick part out
- Comment on At the request of the Turkish government, X blocks access to student and opposition accounts amid nationwide protests. 1 month ago:
no listen, the fediverse is good! you should try the fediverse!!
- Comment on Anyone get these messages? 2 months ago:
yep.
- Comment on US immigration service wants social media handles of visa applicants 2 months ago:
you just outgrew it. same shit, different words of the day
- Comment on Harry and Ron were always bored in class because Rowling's magic system is boring as hell 2 months ago:
Rowling is a fucking idiot.
- Comment on This speaks for itself 2 months ago:
granted. at the end of the day though, the reliability/consistency of a mcdonalds cheeseburger is a stable constant in a mecurial world. they dont make crumbs. they’re essentially astronaut food
- Comment on This speaks for itself 2 months ago:
i was really hungover and had taken some painkillers with codeine and i had a single mcdonalds cheeseburg and it was dynamite
