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@PunnyName@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let's get Physical⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s wrong based on consent.

  If one party in the married pair – who consented to be with each other forever, usually in front of many others – defies that consensual agreement, then what they did is wrong.

  Otherwise you can just use a thought-terminating cliche like “all rules / words / ideas are made up” and end any meaningful discourse.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨salty child⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Mmm. Sodium bicarbonate. *drool*

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why did AT&T think "Eye of Sauron" was the way to go?⁩ ⁨⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s pretty good!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gallium⁩ ⁨⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Shuffled off to another company to make it fail, too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gallium⁩ ⁨⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Sucks that the company is named Astronomer. It’s not even space based.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨xkcd #3113: Fix This Sign⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Often by extorting those graphic designers, too. Pay a little and offer “exposure” (or find a way to blatantly rip off other designers). Anything to mitigate that bottom line.

  Addendum: you can die from exposure.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dunkin' Donuts Drinks⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I remember when it was the only place to get donuts at 1:33am on a Wednesday.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨xkcd #3113: Fix This Sign⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  So like all company’s business models.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Self starter⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I stopped lying in interviews. I’m tired of this shit. Fuck it, if my life is ruined, whatever, same outcome.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨what's going on at burger king?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Terrible burgers and fries.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Error: dumbass⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I could never know how to write this process out, and I’m so glad someone else could. It’s beautiful!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨DIY 4th of July⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Try it outside in your backyard.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bitch shape attack⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  One might call those scaled up nanomachines “machines”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So if we're just good with careening into fascism 2.0 what does the future look like?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Moving is expensive, especially to another country. Assets or not.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So if we're just good with careening into fascism 2.0 what does the future look like?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You can show up to a protest armed to the fucking teeth without firing off a single round. That’s how those anti lockdown fucks got what they wanted in 2020 (and one of many reasons why COVID exploded).

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So if we're just good with careening into fascism 2.0 what does the future look like?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Criticism, questioning, ambiguity, or hesitance will also be reported.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is anyone else not feeling that patriotic for July 4?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m gonna be drunk enough to quiet the fireworks. Every 4th in LA, it’s like a war zone.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Small⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yo, what the fuck.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Goals⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Better than me!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨California’s Corporate Cover-Up Act Is a Privacy Nightmare: it would let corporations spy on us in secret, gutting long-standing protections without a shred of accountability.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  As a reminder, California might be more liberal than many other states, but it also has 10% of the entire US population.

  While 9.2 million CA voters for Kamala, 6 million voted for Fascist 47.

  More people voted for Fascist 47 in CA than there are people in 31 different states. So yeah, CA is blue, but it’s also insanely red, too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Everything happens for a reason⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Most of the time it’s physics.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Unrealistic body expectations⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The moths have come out to play today…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨10 years later, no one has replicated Rocket League's mojo⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And I haven’t played it in 10 years either. Not going back.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨'No-bra, no-exam' rule at Nigerian university sparks outrage⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Superstition, fear, and jealousy.

  Probably

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why are ghosts never racist?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The ones that would stick around would likely be very racist. Consider that you don’t even need to stay in earth, you can just travel the universe. Or just travel the world. You don’t have gravity to help you, but passing thru solid matter isn’t a problem either. You could check out the core, Iceland, Botswana, Jordan, Kentucky, whatever. So if they stay in Kentucky, they’re gonna be super racist. But evidently not…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I Tried Pre-Ordering the Trump Phone. The Page Failed and It Charged My Credit Card the Wrong Amount⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Journalism doing things the right way would try this out. You investigate one thing, learn about another, and inform.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Strawberries are nuts 🍓⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s a legumes joke in there, but I dunno.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When the riot squads come...⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  When they come, spray em with brake fluid.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨NO KINGS!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Seems like a simple solution⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I once filled up a 28oz Blender bottle once, since I couldn’t make it to the restroom. Still had like 6+ oz left. Holding that in hurt a lot.