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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Michelle Obama once said when they go low we go high. Meaning the republicans go low. What would be the equivalent of the Democrats going low instead of high ground?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Good filibuster material.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Netflix's $82.7 billion deal to buy Warner has been dramatically gazumped by Paramount, to the tune of $111 billion⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  The fact that this is even being considered, is a problem. They should BOTH have been required to splinter apart into unrecognizable entities, instead.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thilk⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Shlorp!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨we're all a little gay inside⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Samesies!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨we're all a little gay inside⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Leprechaun propaganda to keep us poor.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨At least one of the 7 letters has still some relevante to my life.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  This might be the first science meme that has completely and utterly flown over my head. I have zero comprehension here.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨grrr⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Just make sure you don’t place muzzle at the chin, that’s amateur hour, can shift and blow off just your face, leaving you with more problems.

  Place muzzle back a few inches below the ear, pointing up into the brain. If you know where the cerebellum is, you’ll have even better success when pointing to that.

  Oh, wait. You ARE taking about suicide, right?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨grrr⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That sub is a small sample of the conversation base. Virtually every conservative I talk to in person is simply more ignorant overall, and often just parrot talking points (like black men who voted for him saying he’s not racist because he donated to black colleges when Harris didn’t, but she sent innocent black men to jail, etc).

  They are literally and figuratively fucking dumb. Magical thinking, horoscope, and firmament believing nutters.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨😋🔫⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sacrifice for the greater good⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Ah, YouTube Jesus.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨😋🔫⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Fuck kind of grade requires a tuxedo? Screw that nonsense.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I wish I could do executive orders 🤔⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Fewer

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My father the tween literary critic⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That sounds much better!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨happy valentines day❤️⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Aww, that account is suspended.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Having the first name of Al must be frustrating as it looks so much like AI.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s why I try to always type it out as A.I., in order to ensure there’s little confusion.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Usually a horrible interaction for all involved⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Lol, what severance package? Those don’t exist anymore.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Usually a horrible interaction for all involved⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If I’m getting fired, I’m not listening to their bullshit. It’s happening sooner, not later.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Distraction⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Just like Call of Duty. So cool, huh?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Distraction⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Can someone shoot the president to detract from the president shitting himself?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨pride flag rule⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Satanwas the good guy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨pride flag rule⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oof

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Milan protesters call for U.S. ICE agents to leave Italy as Winter Games approach⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You know they aren’t about immigration enforcement if they’re in an entirely different country.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I will not stand for this information warfare any longer!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Dude sprayed Ilhan Omar with an unknown smelly liquid. Some are speculating it was apple cider vinegar.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do people eat this?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And solanine isn’t a way you wanna die.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do people eat this?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Heterogeneity!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do people eat this?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s specifically a rating system to sell tires. And cars are terrible for humanity. So yeah, who cares about that system.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do people eat this?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Homemade bread with just butter and salt is fucking awesome.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do people eat this?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Because you toast the middle piece, and butter it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Poor dumb bastards⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Now let’s be fair here, they aren’t smart enough to understand what the machine is. They think it’s an actual metal machine.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨That's a whole lotta hydrogen!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sex