PunnyName
@PunnyName@lemmy.world
- Comment on Usually a horrible interaction for all involved 4 days ago:
Lol, what severance package? Those don’t exist anymore.
- Comment on Usually a horrible interaction for all involved 4 days ago:
If I’m getting fired, I’m not listening to their bullshit. It’s happening sooner, not later.
- Comment on Distraction 4 days ago:
Just like Call of Duty. So cool, huh?
- Comment on Distraction 4 days ago:
Can someone shoot the president to detract from the president shitting himself?
- Comment on pride flag rule 6 days ago:
Satanwas the good guy.
- Comment on pride flag rule 6 days ago:
Oof
- Comment on Milan protesters call for U.S. ICE agents to leave Italy as Winter Games approach 6 days ago:
You know they aren’t about immigration enforcement if they’re in an entirely different country.
- Comment on I will not stand for this information warfare any longer! 1 week ago:
Dude sprayed Ilhan Omar with an unknown smelly liquid. Some are speculating it was apple cider vinegar.
- Comment on Do people eat this? 1 week ago:
And solanine isn’t a way you wanna die.
- Comment on Do people eat this? 1 week ago:
Heterogeneity!
- Comment on Do people eat this? 1 week ago:
It’s specifically a rating system to sell tires. And cars are terrible for humanity. So yeah, who cares about that system.
- Comment on Do people eat this? 1 week ago:
Homemade bread with just butter and salt is fucking awesome.
- Comment on Do people eat this? 1 week ago:
Because you toast the middle piece, and butter it.
- Comment on Poor dumb bastards 1 week ago:
Now let’s be fair here, they aren’t smart enough to understand what the machine is. They think it’s an actual metal machine.
- Comment on That's a whole lotta hydrogen! 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on What's it like living in 2? 2 weeks ago:
Not for long!
- Comment on That's a whole lotta hydrogen! 2 weeks ago:
Sex is biological.
Gender is social.
Thanks for coming to my Ted talk.
- Comment on Here I stand, at 50, wishing I could shit as well as my dogs. 2 weeks ago:
Psyllium husk. And / or more beans.
- Comment on NATO chief likened to ‘McDonald’s employee of the month’ 2 weeks ago:
Be nice if our reps and senators would check and balance him.
- Comment on The original was better 2 weeks ago:
That retrousse nose!
- Comment on I HAVE BEEN BANNED FROM SO MANY SOCIAL MEDIA PLATFORMS FOR NOT BEING OKAY WITH FASCISM AND VIOLENCE! 3 weeks ago:
Aww, look at you believing something will actually happen to Jonathan Ross after he killed Renee Good. It’s like you still believe in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy.
- Comment on Annual merit increase 3 weeks ago:
Where? Let’s get more people employed with your employer, and fewer from the competition.
- Comment on NJ’s """answer""" to flooding: it has bought out and demolished 1,200 properties 5 weeks ago:
Perhaps it’s a good idea not to have houses in flood plains…
- Comment on When they named the planet Uranus they probably didn't know it was full of methane. 5 weeks ago:
It’ll have a new name in 2620
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Fry: Oh, man, this is great! Hey, as long as you don’t make me smell Uranus.
[He laughs.]
Leela: I don’t get it.
Farnsworth: I’m sorry, Fry, but astronomers renamed Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid joke once and for all…
Fry: Oh. What’s it called now?
Farnsworth: Urectum. ::: - Comment on Trump Blockade of Venezuela, Murders on High Seas Violate International Law: UN Experts 1 month ago:
Consequences?
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
Y’know, right over there!
- Comment on xkcd #3183: Pole Vault Pole 1 month ago:
But through how many holes?
- Comment on Anish Kapoor 1 month ago:
- Comment on Anish Kapoor 1 month ago:
That is a sexy blue!
- Comment on what a bummer 1 month ago:
Oh that’s good!