PunnyName

@PunnyName@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Am I?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s a paradox! Burn it!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Prices are out of control⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m the opposite, I prefer diet Coke and diet Pepsi. Chances are that you don’t like aspartame.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨xkcd #3085: About 20 Pounds⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Mmm. Burrito.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Generational differences⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Surprised the cop didn’t just outright shoot your kid.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Modern problem need modern soltuion⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Everyone’s got bills to pay.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Liquid Trees⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh no, nature is getting in the way of…a civilization of bipedal animals that encroached on nature!

  It’s abhorrent!!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Full use of Sale⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  To quote Karlach, “fuck yes!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A test on how online you are⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  No one defeats Harambe, they pull their dicks out for him.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨no way⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh shit, Crim? Poor angel

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rev up those 3D printers!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  For some people, this joke is gonna fly right thru their heads.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨pope⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hilarious, if true.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Auto sorting trash can⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The problem is that recycling is a highly inefficient process, propped up by lying ass oil barons who couldn’t give a shit about the planet, and care only about profits.

  And it’s also likely going into the same landfill. We need to go back to the drawing board regarding plastic and waste.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Autism is a modern epidemic"⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The man speaks of gravitons and graviolis equitably.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Free speech until you disagree with my support of fascism...⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That sub is Kool aid drunks, and trolls.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Unusual Nonprofit That Helps ICE Spy on Wire Transfers.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  As usual:

  Abolish ICE

  And the only acceptable response to ICE agents is to ensure that they don’t go home at night.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨But that is just a theory⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  🤔🤔🤔

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How can I decide on who and how to love?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t want to be fooled or let myself get exploited. It doesn’t feel good.

  This is the crux of your issue: you don’t want to be hurt, so you’re trying to logic your way out of love. If you maintain this reservation, you will never let down your guard and let others see you for who you really are.

  No one can define love for you (it’s been tried for all of mankind, no one has succeeded). You define love for yourself.

  Either you will allow yourself to be vulnerable around people you trust and have an affinity for, or you won’t.

  Determining your path will take time and experimentation.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What art style you want to reproduce?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  🤔

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Activision User Research Workers Overwhelmingly Vote to Form Union with CWA⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Too close to Univision

  They should just get to keep the Activision name, while the company flounders into obscurity.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Truly some geniuses in the Trump administration⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Being stupid seems to be a prerequisite for fascists.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Video Game Workers Launch Industry-Wide Union with Communications Workers of America⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Even if we have to wait. Like when Blizzard wasn’t trash.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Young Americans lose trust in the state⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Than the corporations and Christofascists?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Young Americans lose trust in the state⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Part of the problem with your sentence is the implied “I don’t trust the government at all” mentality, which is just as ill-informed as saying “I completely trust the government”.

  It’s how conspiracies flourish.

  Literally, all you have to do to distill down any conspiracy is to say, “I don’t trust the government, therefore…” and you can start filling in the blanks.

  Trust law? FCC? Roads? Plumbing? Water treatment? Work safety? The weather? Phones? Batteries? Etc

  Are they perfect? Fuck no. But government regulations have helped save so many lives and improved many more. And yes, it needs further improvements.

  But to gut it to the point of complete distrust and Indiana Jones-ing the idol for a bag of sand, is just gonna get you a giant fucking boulder that crushes everything in its path.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Old photos in real life⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Nothing wrong with linking to a video of any length or format to the legend that is Mitch.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Old photos in real life⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  All photos are old photos, so it tracks. Some are just older than others.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Old photos in real life⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Porn

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Young Americans lose trust in the state⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Exactly as planned by the new admin.

  Dissolve gov trust, install corporations and christofascists.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What someone's doing to X right now⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I have to listen to this remix whenever I hear the UNATCO music now: youtu.be/odfCTFPyZCo

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨An American delicacy⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Incorrect. This is just memes.

  Also, processed cheese is simply cheese with emulsifiers added to it.

  Unless you’re talking specifically about Kraft “cheese product” singles.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is it possible to eat a toxic amount of culinary herbs/spices?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “The poison is the dose” is a saying for a reason.