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- Comment on The REAL news 4 days ago:
But never the elephant in the room.
- Comment on Someone has a LOT of dusty computers 5 days ago:
I don’t know what order they should have been given in. Maybe the fentanyl was first? Did your tongue just go numb and your vision go dark for a few seconds before you passed out or did it feel like an angel tossed you into a zero gravity hot tub and instantly jerked you off?
- Comment on Someone has a LOT of dusty computers 5 days ago:
Are you sure the fentanyl wasn’t supplemental to something else like propofol? It’s not used for anesthesia induction before surgery AFAIK, just pain relief afterwards. If the IV burned a little when they pushed the plunger down on a syringe full of milky fluid, that was propofol.
But I can see an anesthesiologist saying something like, “We’re going to put you under now. We’ll give you fentanyl so you won’t be in pain when you wake up.”
- Comment on crunchy treat 6 days ago:
You added a picture of more icicles.
- Comment on WHO STOLE MY FUCKING BARS? 1 week ago:
- Comment on when fiber isn't enough 1 week ago:
I prefer a Sawzall with the poop knife attachment.
- Comment on This long-term data storage will last 14 billion years 1 week ago:
And then again 13,000,000,000 years later.
- Comment on Are you sure about that? 1 week ago:
Wait, was he eating something in the morgue? Sunflower kennels? Or was it… corn nuts?
- Comment on America, fuck yeah!! 3 weeks ago:
Secretary of “War” Pete Kegsbreath
- Comment on same shit every day, on god 3 weeks ago:
It’s boiling water all the way down.
Seriously though, it’s over 100,000,000° so probably not.
- Comment on Phrasing! 4 weeks ago:
No mouth stuff?
- Comment on Dead mosquito proboscis used for high-resolution 3D printing nozzle 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on 4 weeks ago:
What part of “completely soaked” didn’t you understand?
- Comment on Someone should put the 63 actual humans who are still MAGA on suicide watch after this past several days. 4 weeks ago:
Develop?
- Comment on This is Jared Birchall. He is the right-hand man of Elon Musk. He also manages his wealth. Jared hates when people see his face. 4 weeks ago:
It is now.
- Comment on I like making these memes out of spite 5 weeks ago:
Not literally, though.
- Comment on There has been much speculation recently and I would like to make one thing clear. Donald Trump's head game is utter trash. 5 weeks ago:
Do you think he takes out his dentures first?
- Comment on TFW you get the old gang back together 5 weeks ago:
Stupidest possible timeline.
- Comment on What ever you do, don't think of the number 37. 5 weeks ago:
- Comment on Every accusation is a confession? More like everything is a confession 5 weeks ago:
Was there an explosion?
- Comment on Every accusation is a confession? More like everything is a confession 5 weeks ago:
- Comment on Bill Clinton be like 5 weeks ago:
Yes
- Comment on Deep throat 1 month ago:
God told me it was true. Believe me.
- Comment on They Wylin' 1 month ago:
Although, he does listen to the Village People quite a bit and apparently puts most of his time and energy into interior decorating…
- Comment on Life is silly 1 month ago:
“Please help me.”
HOLY FUCK A TALKING BUSH
“Listen, I just got pissed on by a Labradoodle. Don’t panic but it won’t stop staring at me and it’s right behind you…”
- Comment on Straight from the CDC 1 month ago:
I pray every single day
For revolution
- Comment on I grew up in the South, can confirm. 1 month ago:
You okay buddy? You keep posting this and I can’t decide whether it’s main character syndrome or the beginning of a psychotic episode.
- Comment on to the whitehouse! 🍾 1 month ago:
I was on my way but I’ll never make it on time now. If only I had known…
- Comment on to the whitehouse! 🍾 1 month ago:
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW
- Comment on There Comes A Time Where You Gotta Make A Choice 1 month ago:
