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- Comment on where the magic happens owo 2 days ago:
I know nothing about this kind of lab equipment but Google says the bottom left device is a human DNA sequencer, ABI model 3500.
- Comment on it's just science 3 days ago:
About three days wages for a skilled tradesman in 1670 judging by my completely unscientific 90 seconds of Google “research”.
- Comment on Redneck warning system 4 weeks ago:
Is it connected to this?
- Comment on Mature Adult 4 weeks ago:
What if discomfort is my kink?
- Comment on I have the weirdest aesthetic preferences 1 month ago:
I’m not sure if a hardware barcode scanner would like it but Google Lens can read it just fine.
- Comment on I have the weirdest aesthetic preferences 1 month ago:
- Comment on Based 1 month ago:
I love this comment because you can read it the wholesome way or the holesome way.
- Comment on Triggered 1 month ago:
Damn, the 5 year old idiot in me was so excited there for a second before reason and reality killed his spirit yet again.
- Comment on Triggered 1 month ago:
Wait, most? There are some penguins that can fly?
- Comment on oh shit 1 month ago:
- Shaggy
– Mark Robinson — Wayne Gretzky ---- Michael Scott
- Shaggy
- Comment on Jordbert Denirerson: Ronin-U 1 month ago:
It’s actually rare that someone lethally ODs on benzos alone. That’s why they replaced barbiturates. Withdrawal is where the real danger lies.
- Comment on Infinity 1 month ago:
Ridiculous. Clearly it’s turtles all the way down.
- Comment on AskReddit 1 month ago:
I copied and pasted my comment from IMDb and then discovered someone else had already posted it. If I was that lazy I wouldn’t have bothered removing the other person’s line breaks.
- Comment on AskReddit 1 month ago:
I’m not sure how I didn’t notice that but thanks.
- Comment on AskReddit 1 month ago:
- Comment on AskReddit 1 month ago:
You’re always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together. And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it’s no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies’ digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don’t want to go sievin’ through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, “as greedy as a pig”.
- Comment on Who still uses pagers? 1 month ago:
I was thinking it had more to do with the use of the 900MHz band which has advantages in the penetration of certain materials compared to higher frequencies but I’m not an expert.
- Comment on Who still uses pagers? 1 month ago:
Cellular signals have a hard time penetrating dense concrete buildings and underground structures. That’s why doctors still use them, even in the States.
- Comment on Healthcare 2 months ago:
🧹
- Comment on Healthcare 2 months ago:
Have you tried blasting yogurt up your butt?
- Comment on So it begins... 2 months ago:
- Comment on Indeed it is 3 months ago:
Sigh… no.
- Comment on Coming down your chimney 3 months ago:
Thanks, I hate it.
- Comment on CrowdStrike to vendors: Sorry for the global tech outage. Here’s a $10 Uber Eats voucher 3 months ago:
About the worthless UberEats voucher? Nah.
About the worthless kernel-level code and non-existent QA? Now we’re talking. Where do I sign up?
- Comment on My friend JD Vance has never cuddled a couch. 3 months ago:
Even for him, that was such a weird comment. Do we have his financial disclosures yet? I wouldn’t be shocked to learn that he owns PepsiCo stock.
- Comment on Checkmate, Atheists 3 months ago:
They actually don’t know, unfortunately. The gun manufacturers and their lobbyists have made sure of that.
- Comment on i believe he made himself very clear 3 months ago:
You’ve made yourself very clear.
- Comment on Checkmate, Atheists 3 months ago:
A better shot.
- Comment on Wasps 4 months ago:
- Comment on Server as heating device - how do I do this? 5 months ago:
I’m sure the neighbors just love living next to that farm.
