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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨America's Next Health Secretary Enjoying A Meal With His Future Boss and Colleagues⁩ ⁨⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  You can’t triple stamp a double stamp.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨America's Next Health Secretary Enjoying A Meal With His Future Boss and Colleagues⁩ ⁨⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, but what about the promotional and kick back opportunities lost? You have to think about profits…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Consumer Financial Protection Bureau moves to place Google under supervision⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Shirley it’s redundant when they have the blind US Justice system™ to hold all accountable equally

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨USA | Fed chair says he will not resign even if pressured by Trump as interest rate cut⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  So am I supposed to buy crypto then? Trumpcoins? ElonNickels?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Spain seizes record 13 tonnes of cocaine in Ecuadorean banana shipment⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  There is money in that banana stand for certain.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Pentagon wants AI to enhance the capabilities of US nuclear weapons systems⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Realistically? Probably influenza or a pox after vaccines are outlawed or priced out of reach for enough of the species.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A wind farm in Texas will help power Rivian's Adventure Network⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Wait I thought wind was the reason behind the power instability in Texas’s otherwise perfect, sufficient, competitive and independent power grid?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Elon's Death Machine (aka Tesla) Mows Down Deer at Full Speed , Keeps Going on "Autopilot"⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You just need to buy the North America Animal Recognition AI subscription and this wouldn’t be an issue plebs, it will stop for 28 out of 139 mammals!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Washington Post cancellations hit 250,000 – 10% of subscribers⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “the subscriber dashboard is no longer visible to employees”

  Perfect, fixed the problem boss!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stolen credit cards up for grabs on Meta’s Threads.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “Action? Yeah…they got 4 new detectives working on the case…they got us working in shifts! Action, ha.”

  Would love to see the allocation of resources in the stupid company toward crime prevention vs. developing advertisement money funnels

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If reality worked the way hiring managers and job interviews thought it did companies would have to fire everyone when they purchased new software since no one would have any experience using it.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  😂 that’s great

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If reality worked the way hiring managers and job interviews thought it did companies would have to fire everyone when they purchased new software since no one would have any experience using it.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m in HR and think about this a lot; it’s (mostly) a marker of poorly run companies when they say experience in software X is required. Mostly these pets are using one of several software solutions and by saying a candidate must have experience in a specific software means the company is brittle; can’t train, wants to hire non-thinkers and learners, and also likely isn’t looking ahead at what will change in the future.

  Software change will only accelerate likely, so hire learners.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨“I am still alive”: Users say T-Mobile must pay for killing “lifetime” price lock⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Caught me completely by obvious

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The worst feeling of my life:My vacation is ending tomorrow⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Lol legally mandated vacation? Try living in America

• Kaiser Permanente - An average corporate interaction; data and privacy abuse, incompetent use of technology, systems and services and consumers left with the burden of chasing down recourse.
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨GRIZZLODILE⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  More like ape-ex amirite

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Reddit is making sitewide protests basically impossible⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Here’s the VP of Reddit’s community cited in the article, Laura Nestler, preaching super engagement from a platforms most fanatical users to power content for the 90%.

  She suggests, intrinsic motivators such as “autonomy”.

  m.youtube.com/watch?v=vWUMW6Ovf6o

  She was at Yelp prior, which if you want to look at a steaming pile of a wasted company, man give reddit 5-10 years.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What are the pros and cons to buying a smart watch from temu?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Tim walz–level confession

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨CNN will start locking some articles behind a paywall⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Hopefully the whole site!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Blizzard Co-Founder Reveals True Reason For Departure⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Healthcare, education, transportation…it’s like the opposite of the Life of Brian scene about the Romans talking about what they brought areas they took control of.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨LG TVs start showing ads on screensavers | LG's TV business is heightening focus on selling ads and tracking⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  We’re 5 years from someone proposing “smartwall displays” where the entire wall is your display. No more messy cables or creaky mounting brackets. They’ll, of course also have removed the on/off button and you won’t get to control the volume, but just think of the stimulation!

  Fahrenheit 451’s technology just around the corner of the next shitty planned community coming soon near you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Calif. Governor vetoes bill requiring opt-out signals for sale of user data⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  When he got caught breaking his state’s own Covid restrictions at French Laundry, the fanciest of wait list fancies in Napa wine country, it’s all you needed to know.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If tomorrow it was announced that aliens were real, highly intelligent, and in communication with our governments, no one would be talking about it by Halloween⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I would hope aliens, being intelligent, would communicate with other humans before they get to government representatives. We’d probably never hear from them again.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨MAGA World’s Belief In Their Made Up Claim That Biden Is ‘Censoring’ Conservatives On Social Media May Kill KOSA⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Broken clock blah blah

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft inks deal to restart Three Mile Island nuclear reactor to fuel its voracious AI ambitions⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  A tax break for “clean energy”, “strategic investment corridor” or “self-poweting companies” to reduce the load on the grid (that a few enormous companies like MS are creating) will be written into law, if it isn’t already, and it will be a complete tax write-off or something so they get to reap any rewards and when AI hype dies down they’ll still have increased profits by reducing taxes. When you win/win by owning the system you just win.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Three Mile Island nuclear plant set for restart on Microsoft AI power deal⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  “sorry boss, just saw ‘restart’ and updated the code…that’s not going to cause any reactor problems will it?”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mexican president blames the US for bloodshed in Sinaloa as cartel violence surges⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  /fatherly look of approval

  My boy, was just like me, yeah my boy was just like meeeeeeeee

  And the cats in the cradle…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨USA | More bomb threats hit Springfield, Ohio, after Trump elevates false claims about Haitians⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “It just exploded into something I didn’t mean to happen,”

  Spoken like every person who finally sees the antifa light when the dam starts to break and the chaos, violence, hate and anger fueling fascist movements finally aren’t wrapped up in “patriotism” any longer.

  Don’t care, lock her up.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Big Lots files for bankruptcy protection, sells to private equity firm as it promises to keep offering 'extreme bargains'⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Thanks Taibbi

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bluetooth 6.0 adds centimeter-level accuracy for device tracking — upgraded version also improves device pairing⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Add in the facial recognition technology they’re also deploying and go to the next level of Dante; what do people’s habits who look like “x” who are with people(kids, partners, friends) who buy “y” and don’t buy “z”?