Asafum
@Asafum@feddit.nl
- Comment on Purrfect Diagram 12 hours ago:
Cats already like heat, but on entering the atmosphere they convert to their liquid form and their heat capacity increases greatly! Since they’re now liquid the impact doesn’t affect them as much either! Cats really are amazing.
- Comment on Purrfect Diagram 12 hours ago:
This is perfect because at first glance you’d think wow that’s a heavy cat, it broke the roof!
In reality though it’s a normal weight cat that has been traveling through space at 40,000mph and rocketed through the atmosphere crashing into the roof.
- Comment on Do you think he knows? He's gotta know. 1 day ago:
Stephen Miller is the current deputy chief of staff for the US, but he’s basically a mix of a wannabe Joseph Goebbels and a vampire. He is essentially hatred personified, a real scumbags scumbag.
- Comment on 2 days ago:
Too bad it doesn’t matter anymore… The dictator is in, he got what he wanted. It literally doesn’t matter what anyone thinks of him anymore. :/
- Comment on I think the reason we evolved 5 fingers is so we can carry hot serving dishes farther by alternating which one is in contact with the hot thing. 6 days ago:
We evolved 5 fingers for the discount. There’s no 4 finger discount, only 5. Using the 5 finger discount to acquire food ensured survival for our ancestors and therefore the trait was able to be carried over into future generations.
- Comment on Can you please help me pick a gaming desktop for my son that can run Monster Hunter Wilds? 1 week ago:
As others have said #1 will do the job, but their expectations should be tempered. Even people with extraordinary computers struggle with performance issues with that game specifically. The engine that game was designed on was not made for the type of game they made and it has been struggling since day 1.
I love the game, put many many hours into it, but even with a brand new rebuild that is closer to option #2 but a better processor, slightly worse graphics card, and more memory, my computer struggles a bit with it and I get noticeable performance drops.
- Comment on Ford CEO on his ‘epiphany’ after talking to his Gen Z factory workers: ‘They were saying [they] had to have three jobs’ | Fortune 1 week ago:
“I almost felt bad for them, but then one day during their stupid leftist mandated lunch break I noticed one of them eating an avocado! The gall! Tell me you’re working three jobs and then eat an avocado! Just skip the avocado and you can actually save money! The young are so entitled and completely out of touch with reality…”
- Comment on I see your canal, and raise you a water bridge 1 week ago:
Thankfully that waterway has a bridge so it doesn’t have to get wet crossing the river!
- Comment on Breaking news 1 week ago:
They’re both trans, he just is a bit of a dick and left her dead name as the contact. She was once James Comey and he was once Jane Comey, but after marriage they both transitioned. I’d be curious to see if she changed his dead name as well.
- Comment on 2 weeks ago:
“Ok let’s try this another way. I’m going to leave the room and I promise there won’t be any recordings. When I leave just say out loud what the positives are of AI ok?”
(Leaves.)
“I get to fire all my employees and keep all the money for myself!”
- Comment on Who got raptured today? 2 weeks ago:
(in a booming voice from the sky)
“Sorry, the bus already left and I didn’t have enough money to pay for a second trip. Try again next rapture.”
- Comment on BlackRock CEO Larry Fink said America could dodge a ‘retirement crisis’ by encouraging people to work longer 2 weeks ago:
“encourage”
“Work or starve. Your choice.”
- Comment on Microsoft starts rolling out Gaming Copilot on Windows 11 PCs 2 weeks ago:
“we listened and we know what gamers really want: performance, so go fuck yourself gamers here’s an AI system no one wants to drag you down.”
- Comment on Trump’s anti-media blitz that led to Kimmel’s suspension is straight from a European strongman’s playbook 3 weeks ago:
Looks like CNN is next! They said MAGA is weaponizing the levers of government, that means they hate Charlie Kirk! Get the firing squad!
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- Comment on Why fascism? 3 weeks ago:
It’s the natural evolution of unchecked right wing power and greed in a capitalist system, it’s pretty much as far right as you can go. Get the “right” person in power, the right propaganda systems in place, the “right” economic hardships in place and you can easily manipulate enough people to let you become a dictator and even want you to become dictator.
Trick them with excessive nationalistic theater and they believe they’re being “patriots” defending their country from the big bad enemy you’ve made of your political opposition. You cannot allow that opposition to ever regain power that could threaten you so you literally crush them and the machinery that allows them to grasp at power.
- Comment on 3 weeks ago:
I hope they all say the same thing:
Shit rolls down hill. You’re the hill DC. Fox news and the media are the hill. We’re the ditch where the people congregate in and drown in your shit.
- Comment on New York City’s Rats Have a Secret Nightlife—And a Language Humans Can’t Hear 3 weeks ago:
“Watch it ya rat bastard, I’m scurryin’ 'ere!”
- Comment on THIS IS A SHITPOST 3 weeks ago:
We now return to your regularly scheduled shitpost!
- Comment on I Got This Right, Right? 3 weeks ago:
I wish I had it saved since I’m at work and can’t do a good enough search, but yeah the quick search I’m doing now is only pulling up “more political.” Could have been that the article was wrong and has since been corrected.
- Comment on I Got This Right, Right? 3 weeks ago:
I understand what sweep up means… I was saying that’s not what I’d want to be doing and it isn’t what I was attempting to do.
As for useful idiot, you’re literally assuming you know what you claim to be true… Just like you said, what you think or what I think doesn’t matter. I’m not “helping” them by my comment suggesting that we might end up embarrassed if they do end up having actual proof he’s a “left winger.” I’m of the mind that this is unfortunately more likely than not to be the case.
- Comment on I Got This Right, Right? 3 weeks ago:
In an article I read they stated that his parents were supposedly saying he started turning to the left in recent years. Whether that is true or not remains to be seen, but it would at least partially explain his not voting for Republicans and registration as independent.
What background has been proven that he has a history with groypers? The only thing I’ve seen are the bullet engravings, but unfortunately he managed to pick every single meme that could go either way… They all have a history of starting one way and being used in another, even the helldiver’s reference could be a fascist misunderstanding the point of helldiver’s, or a left winger understanding and using it as anti-fascist.
- Comment on I Got This Right, Right? 3 weeks ago:
Why the hell would I want to “sweet up” after them. I even used the term “we’re” to distinguish the fact that I’m not a right winger. I’m simply trying to stick to the only facts we have, I’m not letting what I want to be real get in the way of what reality seems to be.
I’m one of the last people who wants this to be a left wing guy, but I also won’t plug my ears and choose to believe something that might not be true based on some loose connections.
- Comment on I Got This Right, Right? 3 weeks ago:
I think “we’re” going to end up with a lot of egg on our faces the more they investigate. I believe his parents have already told the authorities that “he’s been getting more into left wing ideology in the recent years” so I’m pretty sure its just a matter of time before it’s “proven.”
The only thing people have to go off of now is some tenuous connection to Nick Fuentes that doesn’t seem too solid.
- Comment on Palworld 1.0, Pocketpair and the Future 3 weeks ago:
“In a new patent quickly accepted by the US department of embarrassments Nintendo has secured the rights to the concept of looking at a screen that displays things.”
- Comment on People are losing jobs due to social media posts about Charlie Kirk 3 weeks ago:
"I hate cancel culture! Freedumb of speech!"
- hypocritical MAGAs
- Comment on Exactly Six Months Ago, the CEO of Anthropic Said That in Six Months AI Would Be Writing 90 Percent of Code 4 weeks ago:
“Come on, I’m a CEO, it’s my job to lie to everyone and hype people up so they throw money at me. It’s really their fault for believing a CEO would be honest.”
- Comment on Aged like milk 4 weeks ago:
I think he’s going to live… He’s in critical condition and the absolute worst scum on this earth never die, especially not young.
- Comment on Why is insulting people for their state (Florida) ok, but not gender or race? 4 weeks ago:
It’s not a part of you, it’s not that personal.
It’s sort of like making fun of BMW owners for using their middle finger as a turn signal. All insults are insulting, hence the name, but some are just more acceptable because they’re not really about a part of you as a person.
- Comment on US | White House Threatens Brazil With 'Military Might' as Bolsonaro Faces Coup Plot Reckoning 4 weeks ago:
“This is America, here we stand for injustice and lawlessness, unabashed greed, and ignorance! How dare you, another country, try to have laws and hold people accountable! You’ll pay for this!”
- Comment on US supreme court to decide on legality of Trump’s sweeping global tariffs 4 weeks ago:
Lol as if the fucking cowards in this country would do anything like that. We’ll just go yell at another empty government building on a weekend and then pat ourselves on the back posting to Instagram all the pictures of our useless chanting.
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