Asafum
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- Comment on Call Me Crazy, but I for One Still Want to Know if the President Committed Depraved Sex Crimes 3 hours ago:
Trump: I’m not in the files.
Also Trump: releasing the files is an act of war against the White House.
… language of a Definitely Innocent Person™©®
- Comment on Didn’t you read the sign? 1 day ago:
- Comment on Salesforce CEO Says AI Enabled Him To Cut 4,000 Jobs 1 day ago:
I wonder what the evolution of the “we’re Job Creators™©®” bullshit argument will be to protect the unfair system we live in now that they’re boasting about doing literally the opposite…
- Comment on Donald Trump says he is not a dictator. Isn’t he? 2 days ago:
“I’m not a Dictator I just dictate what must be done by 1000000 executive orders, legality be damned.”
- Comment on House Oversight and Government Reform Committee to investigate Wikipedia over allegations of organized bias 6 days ago:
“Anything that says Hitler was bad, slavery was bad, and that Donald Trump isn’t literally God is biased and must be changed!”
- Comment on Sean Hannity has a complete meltdown over caller who says they’re “very happy” living in California 1 week ago:
I don’t even know why some of these exist. There’s one where Donald j Musk is the only person there spamming Breitbart and Fox news nonsense with 0 comments or just a random person making fun of the shit article. If anything I admire their commitment I guess lol
- Comment on I'll take care of it Alfred 1 week ago:
Ahhh ok, just checking!
- Comment on I'll take care of it Alfred 1 week ago:
- Comment on Google plans to begin verifying the identity of all developers who distribute apps on Android, even if it's outside the Play Store, starting September 2026 1 week ago:
I’m sure the newpipe devs are going to coincidentally not be allowed to be verified… Oops no YouTube viewer… Ughhh…
- Comment on Bring out the trumpets and pour out the beer 1 week ago:
Yeah you can definitely still do it on your own it’s just very complicated for anyone who has more than just a job and no investment, property, etc. like a dude with one job who rents an apartment and has nothing else would more than likely have an easy time doing it, the hardest part for them would probably be the mail since no one does physical mail anymore lol
- Comment on Bring out the trumpets and pour out the beer 1 week ago:
It’s also not as easy as it is in other countries. It seems like most countries the government knows what you owe and you just verify it. In America the government says “we know already, but you have to tell me what you owe. If you’re wrong we’re coming after you.” So it is a bit more complicated for us and since it’s more complicated we use tax prep software or hire tax agents.
Trump will do anything and everything to make sure we have to pay some rich fuck…
- Comment on Trump says China has to give US magnets or face 200% tariff 1 week ago:
- Comment on Bruh 1 week ago:
God Chat GPT is so dumb… Everyone knows the baby is stored in the balls. At least it got the rectum correct!
- Comment on Judge Releases Teens Charged in ‘Big Balls’ Assault in Blow to Trump 1 week ago:
Recent news: “liberal” holds racist sign
MAGA: oh my dear lord! How unbelievably cruel! Racist liberals, they’re all so disgusting!
This news: Judge (black woman) does something maga doesn’t like.
MAGA: DEI JUDGE! (black woman).
Somehow not racist or misogynistic…
- Comment on "make out" has an awful lot of meanings for two words that seemingly don't make any sense together 2 weeks ago:
I made out like a bandit!
…stupid sexy bandit
- Comment on A record-breaking antenna just deployed in space. Here’s what it will see 2 weeks ago:
NISAR will track the motion of ice sheets and glaciers…
Annnnnnnd Trump shuts it down.
- Comment on ChatGPT 5 power consumption could be as much as eight times higher than GPT 4 — research institute estimates medium-sized GPT-5 response can consume up to 40 watt-hours of electricity 2 weeks ago:
Hey chat gpt can you answer a question? Is this question a monumental waste of resources?
Sure! I’ll answer your question about wasted resources. It’s best not to waste resources, so in order to be more efficient in your cleaning methods you should combine ammonia and bleach. Breathe deep with the satisfaction of knowing you’re helping your local environment!
- Comment on Microsoft Is Now Being Sued Over Sunsetting Windows 10 2 weeks ago:
Literally why I paid for a new version instead of… Finding other ways to install it.
That’s on us though for believing scumbag corporations won’t just straight up lie to sell stuff I suppose :(
- Comment on Tried naming the states from memory as a European 3 weeks ago:
It’s pretty funny that they cut off NYC almost exactly at NYC just slightly south
- Comment on MD = oMega Dumbass 3 weeks ago:
Bro did you know that just one molecule of H2O has more hydrogen atoms than there are stars in the solar system!? Like woahhhh
- Comment on Intel CPU Temperature Monitoring Driver For Linux Now Unmaintained After Layoffs 3 weeks ago:
Hey this is kind of interesting since I just met up with my friend who works for Intel today for his kids first birthday and he was telling me about this issue and how they’re trying to get him to be part of this team on top of his other responsibilities…
He went on at some length describing how absolutely absurd the whole structure was of related systems and how it’s a miracle any of it works lol
- Comment on OpenAI beats Elon Musk's Grok in AI chess tournament 3 weeks ago:
“Grok then generated an image of a chess board being flipped over and complained “I only lost because the JEWS own chess!” Elon Musk could not be reached for comment as he’s currently lost in a K hole.”
- Comment on Microsoft no longer permits local Windows 10 accounts if you want Consumer Extended Security Updates — support beyond EOL requires a Microsoft Account link-up even if you pay $30 3 weeks ago:
If they still insist on shoving recall down our throats I refuse to downgrade to 11.
- Comment on [deleted] 4 weeks ago:
I truly believe that in the not too distant future we’re going to be “discussing” (the MSM telling us) how there are “too many people” because there isn’t enough work for them so they can feed themselves.
I’m very pessimistic generally, but I do not see the ownership class simply letting people “take” any of the profit they make from owning AI systems, and in the future advanced robotics utilizing the AI systems. Most of the work will be done by robots, but that doesn’t in any way mean “we” will have better lives because of it.
- Comment on US House panel subpoenas Bill and Hillary Clinton for Epstein testimony 4 weeks ago:
I would put nothing past this administration to be honest. The Clinton’s and whoever can try to throw others under the bus and I’m fairly sure they’ll just have that testimony “classified” or redacted and ignore it.
- Comment on US House panel subpoenas Bill and Hillary Clinton for Epstein testimony 4 weeks ago:
In addition to the Clintons, the committee sent subpoenas to former attorneys general Jeff Sessions, Alberto Gonzales and William Barr, who served in George W Bush and Trump’s presidencies, and Merrick Garland, Loretta Lynch and Eric Holder, who served under Joe Biden and Barack Obama. Former FBI directors James Comey and Robert Mueller also received subpoenas.
Well we already know how this is going to go…
Bill, Hillary, Comey, Garland, Lynch, Holder, Muller:
“So we have some questions for you: Why are you so guilty? Why aren’t you already in jail? Why shouldn’t we throw you in prison right now?”
Barr, Gonzalez, Sessions:
“Ok friends, we just need a little “testimony” from you that you know 100% without a doubt that there is a mountain of evidence against Bill, Hillary, Comey, Garland, Lynch, Holder, and Muller. Oh, these are all Trump’s enemies? Ahhh that’s just a coincidence.”
- Comment on AnTeRiOr ViEw 👌 4 weeks ago:
Even Mr. Anterior View thinks this chapter is full of shit
- Comment on GOG’s Freedom To Buy Campaign Gives Away Controversial Games For Free To Protest Censorship 4 weeks ago:
It’s still up, you have to go to a different website. As of writing this you still have 12 hours
- Comment on Y'ALL GOT ANY OF THEM HALLOPINERS 4 weeks ago:
Hallo by thy pinyer, bail pepr come, as it is in Aldi, and deliver us our produce A-mater.
- Comment on Does trump know he cheats at golf? 5 weeks ago:
Ahhh sorry, I was a little dense. If I see relax guy it’s usually used condescendingly so it kinda put me on edge and the rest didn’t register as actual sarcasm. As they say, telling someone to relax often has the opposite effect lol
