Asafum
@Asafum@feddit.nl
- Comment on challenge 14 hours ago:
Are you stupid?! I make 1 billion an hour repairing door hinges! What kind of fool takes this kind of “deal”
Scam! Release the door hinge files!
- Comment on Girlfriend 16 hours ago:
Try if you must, but as a guy after 10 years on and off these dating sites I just completely gave up. It’s like a constant attack on your self worth and for me I just ended up feeling absolutely pathetic and worthless. I’m still lonely but I feel better than getting ignored constantly and literally only getting likes/messages from bots that want to scam you.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 day ago:
Its full name is actually Massive Mohammed Huge Hussien
- Comment on They Wylin' 6 days ago:
What’s funny about this is that I literally just heard a joke the other day about this:
Donnie dies and goes to hell. The devil greets him and says “we’re actually full up at the moment, but you’re definitely staying. We’ll go look at 3 rooms and you can choose a room where we’ll swap them out one for one, one goes you stay.”
They go to the first room and it’s Obama climbing the tallest high dive ladder ever, then diving into a pool over and over and over, forever. Donnie says “no, no, I can’t do that. Not going in there.”
They go to the second room and it’s George Bush breaking rocks over and over and over. A rock breaks, another appears. Donnie says “nope, nope, can’t do that. Not going in there either.”
They go to the third door and it’s Bill Clinton naked strapped to a bed and Monica Lewinsky doing what Monica did over and over and over. Donnie says “oh absolutely, I’ll take this room for sure!” So the devil says “ok. Monica you’re out, Trump get in there and get to work!”
- Comment on You can do anything at Zombocom 6 days ago:
I actually did the reverse when I was a kid with a VGA computer monitor lol my mom took my TV away as punishment but I still had my console (I’m forgetting which it was, probably n64) and I tried sticking the 3 color wires from the console into the wire for the monitor and it actually worked, but if I remember correctly it wasn’t exactly color correct lol
- Comment on How to find 6 days ago:
Google being that guy in the comments saying “just Google it bro” instead of just giving you the answer lol
- Comment on DEI4All 1 week ago:
“Yeah that’s what I want!”
“So you want DEI when it works for you then huh?”
“What!? No, fuck DEI you commie! I just want Diversity, Equity and Inclusion, not DEI you Democrat socialist communist!”
- Comment on Steam Hardware [new Steam Controller, Steam Machine, and VR headset Steam Frame, coming in 2026] 1 week ago:
Finally! I’ve been holding out for years waiting on steam to release a new VR set, time to finally get one!
- Comment on Trump reveals he has no idea how to pay the $10K he promised air traffic controllers who kept working through the shutdown 1 week ago:
“Listen, this is fox news, you’re not supposed to ask questions. I just say things and you repeat what I say, that’s how this work. I’ll get the money, it doesn’t matter.”
- Comment on Azure is having issues 3 weeks ago:
Grok- “It was THE JEWS!”
- Comment on One Piece anime TV series will release a maximum of 26 episodes per year 2026 onwards 3 weeks ago:
Thanks for the suggestion! I’ll have to look that up
- Comment on One Piece anime TV series will release a maximum of 26 episodes per year 2026 onwards 3 weeks ago:
Man I reeeeeaaaalllllyyyy need to get back into it… I only ever got as far as episode like 450, then I burn out, and when I go to watch it again I start over lol so every time I see a new image I’m like wtf is with this white hair?
I don’t want to be spoiled btw, I just need to watch more lol
- Comment on Breaking News! 3 weeks ago:
Why is he talking about the size of his own penis in that image though?
I guess he’s bragging about how much Waldo envied him?
- Comment on Ok, boomer 3 weeks ago:
Decades ago my stepmother did this in front of her 8 year old daughter… I was like, ok you’ll be dead, and you don’t need to care about me as your stepson, but what about her?
Ughh… Now her and my dad are MAGA…
- Comment on What are some good uses the new ballroom can have after the Trump regime is over? 3 weeks ago:
I’m fairly convinced he’s building it because he has no intention of his regime being over. It will be passed down to his son as the next Reichful ruler. :/
- Comment on They need to bring you in to feel their power over you 3 weeks ago:
“Everything is going great on its own without my input so I need you to all be inconvenienced so I can look like I’m having an impact!”
- Comment on AWS crash causes $2,000 Smart Beds to overheat and get stuck upright 4 weeks ago:
You know this bed is great and all, but what it’s really missing is a mandatory connection to the Internet!
…jfc
- Comment on Is there any way the average American can insulate themselves from the AI bubble bursting? 4 weeks ago:
people who don’t even seem to invest are the ones worrying about it. I can’t help but wonder why that is.
If I had to guess it’s probably because those people, like OP and myself, have very limited funds so losing that investment is losing “everything” and putting them back to having nothing.
Having a very inadequate income makes losing your investments tremendously impactful as you know it will take many many many years just to get close to whatever level of investment you had before. We’re counting on years of growth to make it something worthwhile, but if we get kicked back to nothing then by the time we catch back up to where we were the amount of time left to invest and grow is so much shorter.
- Comment on Well do you? 4 weeks ago:
They might have fingered, but that’s probably as far as they could get.
- Comment on Microsoft is making every Windows 11 PC an AI PC 4 weeks ago:
Nice update!
…open O&O shut up and disable, disable, disable, disable. Sweet.
- Comment on Who wants a merkin? 5 weeks ago:
- Comment on Discuss 5 weeks ago:
I’ll make it even better! Chocolate, peanut butter, and a sprinkle of salt
- Comment on Grab your pitchforks 5 weeks ago:
“I said key lime pie not a kiwi pie!”
“…no, no, that’s fine I’m still going to eat it.”
- Comment on Why does the GOP think “ANTIFA” is bad? 5 weeks ago:
Antifa has been branded by the GOP as a group that does not follow a specific ideology purely focused on fascism, they’ve been marked as a “dangerous, violent, leftist (important point) group.”
The politicians are using the antifa boogyman as a political tool and the MAGA supporters are just opposing a group they see as “leftist terrorists.” In their eyes it has nothing to do with any kind of “legitimate” resistance to fascism so they’ll outright reject the notion that being against Antifa means your for fascism.
They’ve been conditioned to absolutely loath anyone on the left with the most pure burning hatred, so in using the qualifier “leftist” in their description they invoke the thought terminating process, leftist means you hate them without thought, and antifa is now a label you can put on anyone you want to persecute. The “base” may have been conditioned to despise “the left,” but I think we’re still at the point where the right can’t simply say “we’re arresting them because they’re Democrats” so they need this “dangerous terrorist group” to exist as the enemy.
- Comment on Purrfect Diagram 5 weeks ago:
Cats already like heat, but on entering the atmosphere they convert to their liquid form and their heat capacity increases greatly! Since they’re now liquid the impact doesn’t affect them as much either! Cats really are amazing.
- Comment on Purrfect Diagram 5 weeks ago:
This is perfect because at first glance you’d think wow that’s a heavy cat, it broke the roof!
In reality though it’s a normal weight cat that has been traveling through space at 40,000mph and rocketed through the atmosphere crashing into the roof.
- Comment on Do you think he knows? He's gotta know. 1 month ago:
Stephen Miller is the current deputy chief of staff for the US, but he’s basically a mix of a wannabe Joseph Goebbels and a vampire. He is essentially hatred personified, a real scumbags scumbag.
- Comment on 1 month ago:
Too bad it doesn’t matter anymore… The dictator is in, he got what he wanted. It literally doesn’t matter what anyone thinks of him anymore. :/
- Comment on I think the reason we evolved 5 fingers is so we can carry hot serving dishes farther by alternating which one is in contact with the hot thing. 1 month ago:
We evolved 5 fingers for the discount. There’s no 4 finger discount, only 5. Using the 5 finger discount to acquire food ensured survival for our ancestors and therefore the trait was able to be carried over into future generations.
- Comment on Can you please help me pick a gaming desktop for my son that can run Monster Hunter Wilds? 1 month ago:
As others have said #1 will do the job, but their expectations should be tempered. Even people with extraordinary computers struggle with performance issues with that game specifically. The engine that game was designed on was not made for the type of game they made and it has been struggling since day 1.
I love the game, put many many hours into it, but even with a brand new rebuild that is closer to option #2 but a better processor, slightly worse graphics card, and more memory, my computer struggles a bit with it and I get noticeable performance drops.
