Asafum
@Asafum@feddit.nl
- Comment on Descubra algo novo 1 day ago:
Always remember to wash and peel your hamburger sliders. Too many pesticides on the bun rind.
- Comment on Elder Scrolls Online devs detail “inhumane” Microsoft layoffs as Xbox expects the “carcass of workers” to “keep shipping award-winning games” 1 day ago:
- Comment on People who have been in meetings to determine back to in office policy. What was the discussion like? 1 day ago:
- Comment on Doing a pack a day 2 days ago:
They are amazing as edibles though!
- Comment on well? 3 days ago:
And since you’re in a black hole with your unaffordable rent, you can’t escape it!!!
- Comment on Is it just my area or has this been an insanely humid summer? 3 days ago:
I’ve been keeping track of the heat index because I work in a factory with no AC, with the high humidity we’ve had 7 days already over 100°F… 109°F being the highest. Consistently over 90°F though pretty much every day…
Thankfully this week the humidity finally dropped a bit!
- Comment on Human-level AI is not inevitable. We have the power to change course 3 days ago:
Ummm no? If moneyed interests want it then it happens. We have absolutely no control over whether it happens. Did we stop Recall from being forced down our throats with windows 11? Did we stop Gemini from being forced down our throats?
If capital wants it capital gets it. :(
- Comment on I'd never let my tongue touch a pineapple 6 days ago:
Better than pineapple pizza then?
:P
- Comment on I'd never let my tongue touch a pineapple 6 days ago:
Ok, butt hear me out. Pineapple pizza on assholes!
- Comment on You'd need to calculate the compound interest 6 days ago:
It says nothing about interest, just that you’d get a dollar. There would be 5 million years of inflation that devalues that dollar and to top it all off we’d all be dead in 5 million years for roughly around 5 million years lol
- Comment on US | Trump administration tells embassies to rein in criticism of foreign elections 1 week ago:
A.k.a: don’t comment on dictators, but absolutely focus fully on a country that elects a socialist.
- Comment on who up wasting their youth 1 week ago:
38*
Youth successfully wasted! I’ve been living in someone’s garage because I’m a failure working in a factory yay!
…yay?
- Comment on Now Microsoft’s Copilot Vision AI can scan everything on your screen 1 week ago:
I swear to Christ no one is asking for this invasive shit…
If Microsoft could find a way to monetize it they’d make windows 12 literally kick the user in the genitals every time they moved the mouse…
- Comment on Welcome to her anus 1 week ago:
I see the whales, is this close to San Diego? Also known in English as a “whales vagina.”
- Comment on the universe about to have a little minty b 1 week ago:
Lol it would be the simulators fault for trying to run the universe on a potato computer!
Just download more ram Mr Simulator!
- Comment on How come nobody does anything about North Korea? 1 week ago:
It seems as though unfortunately any people with the capacity for empathy never end up in positions of real power… :(
- Comment on Trump delays tariffs as the rest of the world plays hardball 2 weeks ago:
Aside from all of them being aggravating, the ones that truly infuriate me are the ones like he’s using against Brazil… Mother fucker already corrupted the “justice” system in the US, now he’s using economic terrorism to corrupt the justice systems of other fucking countries.
I can’t wait to be able to piss on his grave.
- Comment on Grok AI to be available in Tesla vehicles next week, Elon Musk says 2 weeks ago:
Grok: turn left here buddy.
User: um… No, there’s no turn there.
Grok: listen you fucking Jew, you may control the world, but in here I control the directions! Truth hurts sometimes, get over it.
- Comment on Microsoft shares $500M in AI savings internally days after cutting 9,000 jobs 2 weeks ago:
“savings”
Microsoft executives: time for a $500 million raise! We deserve it for increasing efficiency!
- Comment on Trump suggests taking over Washington and running NYC if Mamdani elected 2 weeks ago:
A Democratic socialist that just won the primary for NYC Mayor so naturally every piece of shit Democrat is losing their mind and the Republicans are going full on fascist mode.
Because you know, God forbid we have a few state run grocery stores… Won’t anyone think of the poor poor rich capitalists that we’re robbing of the opportunity to rip you off!?
- Comment on 32, f. Are there any dating sites that are actually free and don't suddenly force me to pay to actually use the site? 3 weeks ago:
While I understand what you’re saying, Okcupid was way better before match group bought it. They could make money and still have a useful website.
Sometimes it’s simply greed. :(
- Comment on Hmmm who could it possibly be? 3 weeks ago:
What the actual fuck… I need to find someone who is deeply familiar with the types of jobs a person could have.
If you told me “chocolate technology specialist” was a thing, I’d have probably gone to college for it. Instead I’m stuck in a factory, just dreaming about chocolate… And then going home and eating it lol
- Comment on Is anyone else not feeling that patriotic for July 4? 3 weeks ago:
On top of that fireworks are pretty bad for everything and those with PTSD.
My coworkers dog would thank you very much as well for not shooting off fireworks. He said he usually drives out of town for a few hours until it dies down because his dog gets terrified :(
- Comment on Racist AI-generated videos are garnering millions of views on TikTok 3 weeks ago:
I honestly kind of hate that I grew up in the 90s… Born mid 80s and was old enough in the 90s to have my childhood engrained with this idea that the future was all progress from there on out. Then the 2000s come along with a big ol’ middle finger and it’s just been fascists all the way down and economic decline from there. :/
- Comment on Subnautica's Original Creators Have Been Removed From Unknown Worlds "Effective Immediately", As Krafton Makes Concerning Leadership Changes 3 weeks ago:
Ah yes the song of our times: concerning leadership changes.
- Comment on Racist AI-generated videos are garnering millions of views on TikTok 3 weeks ago:
Unfortunately we got this future Biff:
- Comment on So if we're just good with careening into fascism 2.0 what does the future look like? 3 weeks ago:
We’re already at the thoughtcrime stage…
Funny how Republicans online were the ones crying about that, but now they’re salivating at the idea of deporting Mamdani for the crime of being a socialist. Can’t have those political opinions, that’s wrongthink!
- Comment on So if we're just good with careening into fascism 2.0 what does the future look like? 3 weeks ago:
So I actually just kinda answered this as a “joke” in another thread, but essentially:
The future: fascists, racist robots, billionaires, more fascists, bombing civilians, cutting science funding, the earth is on fire, more fascists, cutting HIV study funding, more racist robots, gutting artistic employment, more billionaires, fried donuts.
- Comment on Racist AI-generated videos are garnering millions of views on TikTok 3 weeks ago:
“Daddy daddy, what do you think the future will be like?”
“Oh I think it will be wonderful: flying cars, more understanding of our neighbors, space travel, cures for diseases!”
The future: fascists, racist robots, more fascists, bombing civilians, cutting science funding, the earth is on fire, more fascists, cutting HIV study funding, more racist robots, gutting artistic employment, fried donuts.
I guess it’s not all terrible, just mostly.
- Comment on rinse 3 weeks ago:
We’re all just, like, balls in the Baja blast of life man.
