It’s a child not a vanity plate
Blessica Blimpson
Submitted 3 weeks ago by sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to [deleted]
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Hikermick@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
beefbot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
Ohhhh, no no honey these are straight people, their GOD GIVEN sexuality must be DISPLAYED ALWAYS
sploosh@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Yo straight people are the ones having waaay more kids and they’re still naming plenty of them with non-stupid names. Let’s focus the hate where it belongs: people who try to create personalities for themselves by using their child as a proxy for their unfulfilled hopes and dreams.
OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
I mean, I guess the straights get pretty weird sometimes, but I’m not really seeing the connection.
ChowJeeBai@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Parenting is for the good of the kids, not the wants of the parents.
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 3 weeks ago
Winner winner chicken dinner.
Projecting your views onto your kid only ends up with them resenting you and you feeling like they can’t meet expectations.
Some things are non-negotiable: my kids aren’t allowed to be disrespectful shit-bagels, but other than that they get to decide who they want to be. I am fortunate enough to get to discover that with them.
donuts@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I refuse to believe this isn’t a shitpost
huginn@feddit.it 3 weeks ago
The original community was namenerds and digging through the original poster’s submission history I’m seeing some pretty bad poetry, 90 day fiance content and grieving the death of their parents: all spread out across the past year.
… I don’t think it’s a shit post.
donuts@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Nah there’s no record of ‘Blimpson’ being a surname, I call bullshit. But your investigate efforts are appreciated.
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Hold strong to your beliefs.
Darohan@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Blessica Blimpson picks up the rice in the church where a wedding has been
Lives in a dream
LEONHART@slrpnk.net 3 weeks ago
Ahhhhhh…look at all the blonely bleople…
MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 3 weeks ago
Sir Oscar Meyer
Wipes the Soylent from his hands as the sandwich was made
NO ONE WAS SAVED
silasmariner@programming.dev 3 weeks ago
*has bleen
helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
She won’t get made fun of for sounding like Jessica Simpson…no will care, they’ll be too busy making of “Blessica”
whoisearth@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
And Blimpson. God help any of these.kids if they’re overweight
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 3 weeks ago
thanks to my husband
It’s all my husband’s fault that I want to curse my child with a shitty name. How they go through life doesn’t matter to me. They’re my creation, and what I want is all that matters.
What the actual fuck. Just name your kid Paisley if you don’t care about their experience after they leave your body. Whether kids know who Jessica Simpson is or not, you’re giving your kid a stupid name. They will correctly hate you for it.
frostysauce@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Paisley Blimpson sounds like a cool name.
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 3 weeks ago
Well goddamn, you’re right. I’m amazed.
ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
This is why I will be taking my wife’s name
Ibaudia@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I found the OP and their post got deleted, but the only comments she responded to were the supportive ones (maybe 1 or 2 out of dozens of “wtf is wrong with you” reactions).
The poster has a history dating back 2 years so I don’t think it’s a troll, or if it is it’s convincing. I just can’t believe anyone would actually want to name their kid fucking Blessica. Absolutely revolting name.
bluewing@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
I agree about the name being horrible, but parents are going with more and more, let’s just say ‘unusual’ names, spellings and pronunciations these days. I’ve got a Grandson named Charon. Socially, it hasn’t really been a bonus for him.
Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 3 weeks ago
I’ve got a Grandson named Charon
Isn’t that something from greek mythology? I swear there’s something like that in greek mythology…
webadict@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Eh, the kid could have worse, and it seems pretty fitting for the name’s origins.
If you think of children as blessings, and want to change an existing name a little – in this case, Jessica – it makes sense. The first recorded instance of Jessica is from Shakespeare, who could’ve changed the biblical Iesca (Jeska) to Jessica by mixing Jesse into it (or making Jesse into a woman’s name… or other potential origins like the word jess being turned into a name.) And you consider Bless to be a name (though rather unpopular), so it wouldn’t even be particularly odd for the name.
Maalus@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
The kid could’ve been named “Anna” which also means blessing. She wanted to call her blessica because she was blessed to have her. Which yeah - just go with Anna
Maggoty@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Anyways then you and your entire family and social group die in the same event, like a volcano burying your village.
BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
The kid needs a middle name:
Blessica Blaykelyn Bimpson
Stowaway@midwest.social 3 weeks ago
For some reason I read this in daffy ducks voice, and it fit perfectly.
FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
No fucking way
fritobugger2017@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
yup, I’ll take “Things that didn’t happen” for $500, Alex.
Fleur_@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
That kids getting bullied no matter what
AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Yeah blimpson isnt the most advantageous name…
kamen@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Wow, what a blursed name.
ScrotusMaximus@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
A perfectly cromulent name.
RangerJosie@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
That poor child will be bullied so hard. Its not like Jessica Simpson evaporated into fkin smoke. Lost to the ashes of time. The internet exists.
watson387@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
Jessica Simpson doesn’t even need to exist. Blessica is a stupid enough name on its own. Added to the fact that their last name has the word “blimp” in it and that kid is looking at a life of being made fun of.
Holyginz@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Honestly there’s no way that kid doesn’t get made fun of at least some purely for their last name. Add the first name of blessica and that kid is going to resent the hell out of her parents growing up.
AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
I think that kid (probably fictitious) would get bullied regardless, Blimpson is an extremely unfortunate last name. To the best of my memory, Jessica Simpson was never that cringe, it’s less of a problem… or it would be if Blessica wasn’t an awful name.
nomous@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Yeah she was kind of known as not being very smart but otherwise she’s been relatively un-scandalous afaik.
Denjin@lemmings.world 3 weeks ago
Do you mean the blinternet?
mr_satan@monyet.cc 3 weeks ago
Who tf is this Jessica Simpson?
RangerJosie@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Ask your parents.
chalupapocalypse@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Why not Blumpkin
Cold_Brew_Enema@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Blumpkin Blimpson is an amazing name
frostysauce@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Sounds like one of Santa’s elves.
theangryseal@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I might actual get mines legally changed.
Damn. Beautiful!
intensely_human@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
Why not just good old Blorny
ericatty@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
Blisa
Maybe the Simpsons will still be on air…
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
They’ll probably convert The Simpsons to be entirely AI-generated soon so that it can stay on the air forever. The quality will probably go up, too.
radiohead37@lemmynsfw.com 3 weeks ago
I don’t think Jessica Simpson is the concern here. A judge would definitely grant the petition for someone to change their name if they were named “Blessica Blimpson”. What a derp name.
NutWrench@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
Popular media is the worst place to find a name for your kid. Remember all the parents who named their daughters “Danerys,” before she went insane in Season 8 and burned an entire city full of innocent people alive? I wonder how they feel about that choice now. That poor kid is doomed. You might as well give her a stripper name
coffee_with_cream@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
“kaleesi”
filcuk@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
That season doesn’t exist and you can’t convince me otherwise
mayhair@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
Sub name is censored, but I can just tell that’s r/namenerds.
Modern_medicine_isnt@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Time to change that last name either way. It should perish.
JoMiran@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
Her backup name is Michelle Lynn.
MacAttak8@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I just realized I dated someone with that name as her first and middle name.
Kicking myself that I never realized this obvious joke.
Quexotic@infosec.pub 3 weeks ago
Reminds me of the woman that named her child shithead because she didn’t like the experience of giving birth.
Sylvartas@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I feel like I wouldn’t even blame the other kids for bullying me if my name was Blessica
Jubei_K_08@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Ohmahgod Blessica, no, I do not like
TonyBlony!shinratdr@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Waymond Womano
xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Lemmy doesn’t detect sarcasm? It’s in the tittle
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
would she have been able to handle the crap that name would draw?
Snapz@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
OP, how did you lose that visibly missing chunk of your skulk/brain?
AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Funny name. I giggled.
Madblood@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Ok…forget Jessica Simpson. Let’s Thanos snap her out of existence, and then Men in Black laserpen flashy thing everyone on earth to forget she ever existed. Everybody on the same page then? Ok, cool. Let’s continue.
Ok…
The name Blessica sucks.
watson387@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
Yeah I think the moral of this story is not to knock-up someone who likes the name Blessica.
accideath@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Or whose last name is Blimpson.
Rolando@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I picture this as someone who goes to church a lot, reads romance novels, bakes awesome cookies, and says things like “sounds like somebody’s got a case of the Mondays!”
slaacaa@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
“Don’t stick your d*ck in crazy”
JayDee@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
Yes. But also: Blessica Blimpson.
Rusty@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
I think It worked, I have no idea who Jessica Simpson is, is it Homer Simpson’s sister or something?
mr_satan@monyet.cc 3 weeks ago
She just took the name Jessica and fumbled at the beginning.
dethedrus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
I think you mean the bleginning
M137@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I think the idea is that it begins with “Bless”. It’s not a good idea at all, but pretty sure that’s what it is.