I feel like I wouldn’t even blame the other kids for bullying me if my name was Blessica
Blessica Blimpson
Submitted 1 year ago by sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to [deleted]
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Sylvartas@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Snapz@lemmy.world 1 year ago
OP, how did you lose that visibly missing chunk of your skulk/brain?
xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Lemmy doesn’t detect sarcasm? It’s in the tittle
FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
No fucking way
fritobugger2017@lemmy.world 1 year ago
yup, I’ll take “Things that didn’t happen” for $500, Alex.
NutWrench@lemmy.ml 1 year ago
Popular media is the worst place to find a name for your kid. Remember all the parents who named their daughters “Danerys,” before she went insane in Season 8 and burned an entire city full of innocent people alive? I wonder how they feel about that choice now. That poor kid is doomed. You might as well give her a stripper name
filcuk@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
That season doesn’t exist and you can’t convince me otherwise
coffee_with_cream@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
“kaleesi”
AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Funny name. I giggled.
kamen@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Wow, what a blursed name.
ScrotusMaximus@lemm.ee 1 year ago
A perfectly cromulent name.
mayhair@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
Sub name is censored, but I can just tell that’s r/namenerds.
Madblood@lemmy.world 1 year ago
shinratdr@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
Waymond Womano
Ibaudia@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I found the OP and their post got deleted, but the only comments she responded to were the supportive ones (maybe 1 or 2 out of dozens of “wtf is wrong with you” reactions).
The poster has a history dating back 2 years so I don’t think it’s a troll, or if it is it’s convincing. I just can’t believe anyone would actually want to name their kid fucking Blessica. Absolutely revolting name.
bluewing@lemm.ee 1 year ago
I agree about the name being horrible, but parents are going with more and more, let’s just say ‘unusual’ names, spellings and pronunciations these days. I’ve got a Grandson named Charon. Socially, it hasn’t really been a bonus for him.
Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 1 year ago
I’ve got a Grandson named Charon
Isn’t that something from greek mythology? I swear there’s something like that in greek mythology…
webadict@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Eh, the kid could have worse, and it seems pretty fitting for the name’s origins.
If you think of children as blessings, and want to change an existing name a little – in this case, Jessica – it makes sense. The first recorded instance of Jessica is from Shakespeare, who could’ve changed the biblical Iesca (Jeska) to Jessica by mixing Jesse into it (or making Jesse into a woman’s name… or other potential origins like the word jess being turned into a name.) And you consider Bless to be a name (though rather unpopular), so it wouldn’t even be particularly odd for the name.
Maggoty@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Anyways then you and your entire family and social group die in the same event, like a volcano burying your village.
Maalus@lemmy.world 1 year ago
The kid could’ve been named “Anna” which also means blessing. She wanted to call her blessica because she was blessed to have her. Which yeah - just go with Anna
Jubei_K_08@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Ohmahgod Blessica, no, I do not like
TonyBlony!Quexotic@infosec.pub 1 year ago
Reminds me of the woman that named her child shithead because she didn’t like the experience of giving birth.
Burn_The_Right@lemmy.world 1 year ago
She’s got a very interesting dating profile video.
Quexotic@infosec.pub 1 year ago
No, it wasn’t pronounced shitheeeed, it was pronounced shit head. Specifically. Different person. Loved the video though!
Modern_medicine_isnt@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Time to change that last name either way. It should perish.
helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 1 year ago
She won’t get made fun of for sounding like Jessica Simpson…no will care, they’ll be too busy making of “Blessica”
whoisearth@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
And Blimpson. God help any of these.kids if they’re overweight
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 1 year ago
thanks to my husband
It’s all my husband’s fault that I want to curse my child with a shitty name. How they go through life doesn’t matter to me. They’re my creation, and what I want is all that matters.
What the actual fuck. Just name your kid Paisley if you don’t care about their experience after they leave your body. Whether kids know who Jessica Simpson is or not, you’re giving your kid a stupid name. They will correctly hate you for it.
frostysauce@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Paisley Blimpson sounds like a cool name.
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 1 year ago
Well goddamn, you’re right. I’m amazed.
ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
This is why I will be taking my wife’s name
ericatty@lemmy.ml 1 year ago
Blisa
Maybe the Simpsons will still be on air…
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 1 year ago
They’ll probably convert The Simpsons to be entirely AI-generated soon so that it can stay on the air forever. The quality will probably go up, too.
chalupapocalypse@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Why not Blumpkin
intensely_human@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Why not just good old Blorny
Cold_Brew_Enema@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Blumpkin Blimpson is an amazing name
frostysauce@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Sounds like one of Santa’s elves.
theangryseal@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I might actual get mines legally changed.
Damn. Beautiful!
BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
The kid needs a middle name:
Blessica Blaykelyn Bimpson
Stowaway@midwest.social 1 year ago
For some reason I read this in daffy ducks voice, and it fit perfectly.
Hikermick@lemmy.world 1 year ago
It’s a child not a vanity plate
beefbot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
Ohhhh, no no honey these are straight people, their GOD GIVEN sexuality must be DISPLAYED ALWAYS
OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
I mean, I guess the straights get pretty weird sometimes, but I’m not really seeing the connection.
sploosh@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Yo straight people are the ones having waaay more kids and they’re still naming plenty of them with non-stupid names. Let’s focus the hate where it belongs: people who try to create personalities for themselves by using their child as a proxy for their unfulfilled hopes and dreams.
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 1 year ago
would she have been able to handle the crap that name would draw?
Fleur_@lemm.ee 1 year ago
That kids getting bullied no matter what
AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
Yeah blimpson isnt the most advantageous name…
Darohan@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
Blessica Blimpson picks up the rice in the church where a wedding has been
Lives in a dream
silasmariner@programming.dev 1 year ago
*has bleen
LEONHART@slrpnk.net 1 year ago
Ahhhhhh…look at all the blonely bleople…
MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 1 year ago
Sir Oscar Meyer
Wipes the Soylent from his hands as the sandwich was made
NO ONE WAS SAVED
radiohead37@lemmynsfw.com 1 year ago
I don’t think Jessica Simpson is the concern here. A judge would definitely grant the petition for someone to change their name if they were named “Blessica Blimpson”. What a derp name.
donuts@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I refuse to believe this isn’t a shitpost
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Hold strong to your beliefs.
huginn@feddit.it 1 year ago
The original community was namenerds and digging through the original poster’s submission history I’m seeing some pretty bad poetry, 90 day fiance content and grieving the death of their parents: all spread out across the past year.
… I don’t think it’s a shit post.
donuts@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Nah there’s no record of ‘Blimpson’ being a surname, I call bullshit. But your investigate efforts are appreciated.
JoMiran@lemmy.ml 1 year ago
Her backup name is Michelle Lynn.
MacAttak8@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I just realized I dated someone with that name as her first and middle name.
Kicking myself that I never realized this obvious joke.
sachamato@lemmy.world 1 year ago
For some odd reason, I really think that this is a true story. God bless blessica blimp son.