ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling
@ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling@lemmy.dbzer0.com
- Comment on Awkward 6 days ago:
Shit, there’s still auks out there? We didn’t kill them all? That’s sick!
- Comment on The Mighty Hummingbird 2 weeks ago:
I mean, fits with their personality. How else would you describe something with a chainsaw on their face that will fight to the death for a flower
- Comment on Blessica Blimpson 3 weeks ago:
This is why I will be taking my wife’s name
- Comment on Hmmmm 4 weeks ago:
Funny thing is that psych papers tend to be very readable
- Comment on Let me at 'em!! 1 month ago:
When I was a kid, I was legitimately afraid of this
- Comment on The mark 1 month ago:
What the fuck why is this correct
- Comment on repost 2 months ago:
It’s closer to $500 if you make the whole thing yourself.
- Comment on Regain Control in my ass 2 months ago:
The Hammer and the Anvil in my ass
- Comment on Ballaholic I'm guessing 2 months ago:
I’ve literally done exactly this
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- Comment on Share your favourite memes 2 months ago:
- Comment on Two trucks 2 months ago:
Ikr? The chocolate rain one literally changed my perspective on life. And I wish I could go back in time and listen to Wow Wow again. Don’t also was a banger despite being an outtake
- Comment on Two trucks 2 months ago:
I figured Bustin would cut it because it was the only breakout hit from that series
- Comment on Two trucks 2 months ago:
This is from the same mind that created Harry Potter Puppet Pals, The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny, Brodyquest, Bustin, Cabinet Man, and so many other wonderful gifts to internet culture
- Comment on not your typical van 2 months ago:
One of these crashed in Chicago last month
- Comment on Yum 2 months ago:
Nah this is Gen z humor
- Comment on What if? 2 months ago:
The biggest thing is that all the Muppets on Sesame Street canonically exist in the same world as us at the same speed as us. One week for us is one week for them. If Big Bird died in real life, he would also die in the show. Which would be a problem, since at the time he was the de facto audience insert and was as popular as Elmo is now. It would also definitely cause tone issues which patents might not like. Imagine if Elmo died and Big Bird had to try to explain to Zoe that her best friend wasnt coming back. Or imagine her bringing Rocco to the funeral.
- Comment on What if? 2 months ago:
My first result Let’s do physics in 7 dimensions!
- Comment on On Bears 3 months ago:
Ooh bear facts! My favorite bear fact is that there is no grizzly bear species. Sure, there’s regional genetic variation, but they are all genetically brown bears.
What they are named for is the grey hairs on their pelt, which are caused by the stress of malnutrition. This is why they are so much more aggressive than the other bears: they are literally starving because there is not enough calories in their environment to keep so many land sharks happy and healthy.
- Comment on Peeble streamer on Doop 3 months ago:
2007+5=2012
- Comment on Tell him yours 3 months ago:
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 months ago:
Have you tried locking Fox behind parental controls on their TV?
- Comment on Somehow USB disks are still the easiest and most reliable way 3 months ago:
My PC does not have bluetooth
- Comment on Somehow USB disks are still the easiest and most reliable way 3 months ago:
Most of the newest phones can’t take SD cards anymore.
- Comment on The art critic 3 months ago:
BTW, you only see the contemptuous french behavior close to Paris, because for some fucking reason every single American visiting France only goes to Paris. Since all the American karens are concentrated in Paris, the people in the suburbs are much nicer.
- Comment on Did You Know? 3 months ago:
Whoah! I never thought about that! So cool and insightful!
- Comment on Its quite cool, isnt it? 3 months ago:
Idk but it’s crusty in there
- Comment on Inventory slot rule 3 months ago:
- Comment on TIL the clearest photo ever of the Kuiper belt was taken in 1964. 3 months ago:
I sent this to my astronomy professor
- Comment on Dumpsters 3 months ago:
@bascule@mas.to 🔗 mas.to/users/bascule/statuses/112793660647233531
Raccoons are trying to break into Cybertrucks, and there’s some speculation that this is happening because the raccoons are literally confusing them with dumpsters
