Blessica Blimpson

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• Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Ok…forget Jessica Simpson. Let’s Thanos snap her out of existence, and then Men in Black laserpen flashy thing everyone on earth to forget she ever existed. Everybody on the same page then? Ok, cool. Let’s continue.

  Ok…

  The name Blessica sucks.

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  • Rusty@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I think It worked, I have no idea who Jessica Simpson is, is it Homer Simpson’s sister or something?

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  • JayDee@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Yes. But also: Blessica Blimpson.

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  • mr_satan@monyet.cc ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    She just took the name Jessica and fumbled at the beginning.

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    • M137@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I think the idea is that it begins with “Bless”. It’s not a good idea at all, but pretty sure that’s what it is.

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    • dethedrus@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I think you mean the bleginning

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  • watson387@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Yeah I think the moral of this story is not to knock-up someone who likes the name Blessica.

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    • slaacaa@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      “Don’t stick your d*ck in crazy”

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    • Rolando@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      someone who likes the name Blessica

      I picture this as someone who goes to church a lot, reads romance novels, bakes awesome cookies, and says things like “sounds like somebody’s got a case of the Mondays!”

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    • accideath@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Or whose last name is Blimpson.

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• Stern@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Original name do not steal

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• ChowJeeBai@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Parenting is for the good of the kids, not the wants of the parents.

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  • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Winner winner chicken dinner.

    Projecting your views onto your kid only ends up with them resenting you and you feeling like they can’t meet expectations.

    Some things are non-negotiable: my kids aren’t allowed to be disrespectful shit-bagels, but other than that they get to decide who they want to be. I am fortunate enough to get to discover that with them.

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• RangerJosie@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  That poor child will be bullied so hard. Its not like Jessica Simpson evaporated into fkin smoke. Lost to the ashes of time. The internet exists.

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  • mr_satan@monyet.cc ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Who tf is this Jessica Simpson?

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    • RangerJosie@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Ask your parents.

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  • Denjin@lemmings.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Do you mean the blinternet?

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  • watson387@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Jessica Simpson doesn’t even need to exist. Blessica is a stupid enough name on its own. Added to the fact that their last name has the word “blimp” in it and that kid is looking at a life of being made fun of.

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    • Holyginz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Honestly there’s no way that kid doesn’t get made fun of at least some purely for their last name. Add the first name of blessica and that kid is going to resent the hell out of her parents growing up.

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  • AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I think that kid (probably fictitious) would get bullied regardless, Blimpson is an extremely unfortunate last name. To the best of my memory, Jessica Simpson was never that cringe, it’s less of a problem… or it would be if Blessica wasn’t an awful name.

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    • nomous@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Yeah she was kind of known as not being very smart but otherwise she’s been relatively un-scandalous afaik.

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