beefbot
@beefbot@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Not a bot, but neurodiv means I feel like one, hence the name. Queer, fat, old, healthfully paranoid, already suspecting I’ll regret revealing so much abt myself
- Comment on Terrified friends burn to death trapped in Tesla as doors won't open after crash 1 month ago:
That one’s a deal breaker. Never getting in one again. And yes, that means a lot of taxi cabs 🤷♂️🙄
- Comment on Twitch introduces mandatory "Politics and Sensitive Social Issues" label, just in time for the US election 1 month ago:
IIRC this move also made LGBTQ+ issues politically sensitive, which, yknow, big if true
- Comment on Amateur Entomologists 1 month ago:
Someday someone will discover the Cicada Highest Prime Number
- Comment on Fired Employee Allegedly Hacked Disney World's Menu System to Alter Peanut Allergy Information 1 month ago:
Which Disney apparently sort of did on their own, but now they’re funding news stories about an employee who went rogue ! Ha see Disney isn’t at fault!! Right?! 🙃
- Comment on Read-onlys are cancer. Post stuff you want to see. 1 month ago:
- Comment on You have 8 seconds. 1 month ago:
“Christ, what an asshole, am i right?!”
- Comment on Sea Creature Party 1 month ago:
- Comment on Support local bands 1 month ago:
fight the drummer?!
Dude. Everyone knows it’s FUCK the drummer! (They’re always the crazy one)
- Comment on Are 'micro-apartments' converted from offices the answer to the housing crisis? 2 months ago:
A: no.
- Comment on Blessica Blimpson 2 months ago:
Ohhhh, no no honey these are straight people, their GOD GIVEN sexuality must be DISPLAYED ALWAYS
- Comment on Windows Recall is secretly installed on non-Copilot+PCs (Privacy Nightmare) 2 months ago:
FWIW I was worried this might be on W10 (hey, they might try it) so I tried the >dism commands found earlier in this thread (thanks btw!) & got “Feature name Recall is unknown”.
Safe for now
- Comment on Cognitive Biases 2 months ago:
Oh ffs it gets worse with the Don’t Forget To Like And Subscribe whine beg plead for internet fart points the bottom
- Comment on Cognitive Biases 2 months ago:
What’s the cognitive bias for believing that any given chart is the ULTIMATE CHART. Yes yes, YOUR chart is gospel, the exhaustive definitive final chart 🙄
- Comment on hard to argue with 2 months ago:
Cool criticism bro
- Comment on hard to argue with 2 months ago:
Yep. Thought I’d keep it clean & not just yknow jam my tongue in there
- Comment on hard to argue with 2 months ago:
Yes, I censored myself. I love crude humor (OBV) but also thought, not everyone needs every last hairy rectal thought 🤷♂️😘🎊
- Comment on People of the future might think that we deliberately messed up the hands of AI-generated people 2 months ago:
Let drag do dragggg !!… they’re feeling their oats
(this is an idiotic deep cut referencing a drag queen on Drag Race who was portrayed, by edit or by reality, as colossally dumb, but like, HILARIOUSLY so.)
- Comment on New largest prime number discovered by former Nvidia software engineer 2 months ago:
Ohhh, you’ve never gained pandemic weight and then gone shopping for jeans in public and seen yourself in a mirror, have you
- Comment on Proud globohomo 2 months ago:
Jake sees your meme and raises you a “BRODES”
- Comment on hard to argue with 2 months ago:
God gave human adult males flexible ****ncters the approximate circumference of my **** so there’s proof of what men are for 😘
- Comment on Weight loss jabs for unemployed not dystopian, says Wes Streeting 2 months ago:
It’s likely not the case. Somewhere between the truth and what we read here, truth has gotten hidden or twisted. This is an article on a news website: any info that someone deemed worthy to publish has some flavour of propaganda, even if we can’t see it clearly.
- Comment on How come people who are against abortion are in favor of the death penalty? Kind of seems like a contradicition/ 2 months ago:
They’re both cruel to anyone “below” them (this is a simplistic argument.) They’re easy to cry wolf about in order to draw people over to your side, people who vote and act emotionally
- Comment on How come people who are against abortion are in favor of the death penalty? Kind of seems like a contradicition/ 2 months ago:
are you a sleeper account? 7mo old acct & in 1h you’ve responded 2x to emotionally charged political topics with sidelining , near-no-commitment comments that take up space & try to dilute the issue
Abortion is a human right. Death penalty is cruel & horrifying.
- Comment on Should you trust that doctor? 2 months ago:
Ah, I see there was no room to include Janet Doctor Scott Janet Brad Rocky Bullwinkle.
- Comment on The 1900s 2 months ago:
We will never* stop seeing accounts milking this same joke for more attention points
- at least not until 2050 when they’ll change it to “early 2000s”
- Comment on Efficient Seed Extraction 2 months ago:
No but thanks for the new Pornhub search sugge… ugh I can’t even finish the sentence
- Comment on Guess a daily word with only clues as to its position in the alphabet to guide you 2 months ago:
Crap link. Cookies without any immediate Reject All option.
ALPHAGUESS.COM is the link I saw days ago that didn’t have that in the way
- Comment on Octopus 2 months ago:
It’s called octopussying and you NORMOS and vegans STAY AWAY from KIR KINKCOMMUNITY (/s)
- Comment on Beware Hollywood’s digital demolition: it’s as if your favourite films and TV shows never existed 2 months ago:
Someone bought ALL the thrift store DVDs in all my small city’s thrift stores, like four of them. People are starting to know that self-ownership is where everyone is going
- Comment on Personally I prefer NASA's pronunciation, which is "charon". 2 months ago:
Well, Charon if I’ve been speaking Italian more recently & Charon if French
