beefbot
@beefbot@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Not a bot, but neurodiv means I feel like one, hence the name. Queer, fat, old, healthfully paranoid, already suspecting I’ll regret revealing so much abt myself
- Comment on Microplastics in tea bags 2 weeks ago:
Oh MY teabag. Because I’M the one at fault here & not billionaires who demanded more profits by any means which ended up being making teabags from microplastics.
F off, we’re not buying headlines like that anymore. It’s NOT MY FAULT that these things exist & there’s usually no financial alternative to it.
THE BILLIONAIRE IS TO BLAME HERE.
- Comment on Why do AI bros and other staunch AI defenders seem happy about the potential of killing off the creative industries? 3 weeks ago:
Because they like money, and anything they say about creative industries is just silly words they don’t mean that you shouldn’t take seriously. Zero meaning in anything they say 🤷♂️
- Comment on Meta’s AI Profiles Are Already Polluting Instagram and Facebook With Slop 3 weeks ago:
totally fair! 🤷♂️
- Comment on Meta’s AI Profiles Are Already Polluting Instagram and Facebook With Slop 3 weeks ago:
Wow you got one to spell correctly! God. We’re fucked.
- Comment on Meta’s AI Profiles Are Already Polluting Instagram and Facebook With Slop 3 weeks ago:
Boomer Eight did nothing wrong! (Maybe I can’t remember)
- Comment on Meta’s AI Profiles Are Already Polluting Instagram and Facebook With Slop 3 weeks ago:
Someone’s never taken a linguistics 101 course 😜
- Comment on Billionaire Larry Ellison says a vast AI-fueled surveillance system can ensure 'citizens will be on their best behavior' 3 weeks ago:
I mean that wouldn’t be my choice obviously! 😬
- Comment on Billionaire Larry Ellison says a vast AI-fueled surveillance system can ensure 'citizens will be on their best behavior' 3 weeks ago:
They plan on is not having a choice
- Comment on Choosing pink is chaotic evil? 3 weeks ago:
I think that’s why they have words along with them? 🤪 (sorry)
- Comment on Terrified friends burn to death trapped in Tesla as doors won't open after crash 2 months ago:
That one’s a deal breaker. Never getting in one again. And yes, that means a lot of taxi cabs 🤷♂️🙄
- Comment on Twitch introduces mandatory "Politics and Sensitive Social Issues" label, just in time for the US election 2 months ago:
IIRC this move also made LGBTQ+ issues politically sensitive, which, yknow, big if true
- Comment on Amateur Entomologists 2 months ago:
Someday someone will discover the Cicada Highest Prime Number
- Comment on Fired Employee Allegedly Hacked Disney World's Menu System to Alter Peanut Allergy Information 2 months ago:
Which Disney apparently sort of did on their own, but now they’re funding news stories about an employee who went rogue ! Ha see Disney isn’t at fault!! Right?! 🙃
- Comment on Read-onlys are cancer. Post stuff you want to see. 2 months ago:
- Comment on You have 8 seconds. 2 months ago:
“Christ, what an asshole, am i right?!”
- Comment on Sea Creature Party 2 months ago:
- Comment on Support local bands 2 months ago:
fight the drummer?!
Dude. Everyone knows it’s FUCK the drummer! (They’re always the crazy one)
- Comment on Are 'micro-apartments' converted from offices the answer to the housing crisis? 2 months ago:
A: no.
- Comment on Blessica Blimpson 2 months ago:
Ohhhh, no no honey these are straight people, their GOD GIVEN sexuality must be DISPLAYED ALWAYS
- Comment on Windows Recall is secretly installed on non-Copilot+PCs (Privacy Nightmare) 3 months ago:
FWIW I was worried this might be on W10 (hey, they might try it) so I tried the >dism commands found earlier in this thread (thanks btw!) & got “Feature name Recall is unknown”.
Safe for now
- Comment on Cognitive Biases 3 months ago:
Oh ffs it gets worse with the Don’t Forget To Like And Subscribe whine beg plead for internet fart points the bottom
- Comment on Cognitive Biases 3 months ago:
What’s the cognitive bias for believing that any given chart is the ULTIMATE CHART. Yes yes, YOUR chart is gospel, the exhaustive definitive final chart 🙄
- Comment on hard to argue with 3 months ago:
Cool criticism bro
- Comment on hard to argue with 3 months ago:
Yep. Thought I’d keep it clean & not just yknow jam my tongue in there
- Comment on hard to argue with 3 months ago:
Yes, I censored myself. I love crude humor (OBV) but also thought, not everyone needs every last hairy rectal thought 🤷♂️😘🎊
- Comment on People of the future might think that we deliberately messed up the hands of AI-generated people 3 months ago:
Let drag do dragggg !!… they’re feeling their oats
(this is an idiotic deep cut referencing a drag queen on Drag Race who was portrayed, by edit or by reality, as colossally dumb, but like, HILARIOUSLY so.)
- Comment on New largest prime number discovered by former Nvidia software engineer 3 months ago:
Ohhh, you’ve never gained pandemic weight and then gone shopping for jeans in public and seen yourself in a mirror, have you
- Comment on Proud globohomo 3 months ago:
Jake sees your meme and raises you a “BRODES”
- Comment on hard to argue with 3 months ago:
God gave human adult males flexible ****ncters the approximate circumference of my **** so there’s proof of what men are for 😘
- Comment on Weight loss jabs for unemployed not dystopian, says Wes Streeting 3 months ago:
It’s likely not the case. Somewhere between the truth and what we read here, truth has gotten hidden or twisted. This is an article on a news website: any info that someone deemed worthy to publish has some flavour of propaganda, even if we can’t see it clearly.
