Imgonnatrythis

@Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Knowing that boomers had the "hate my wife/husband" humor because they were rushed to marry borderline strangers and didn't believe in therapy but can't prove it⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  As someone who’s only done guild-free sex, I’m now somewhat interested in learning more about the guild.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Replication crisis, my arse⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe not the greatest example since we don’t fully understand gravity. ”good" in the sense of being expedient, affordable and conventional. Sometimes approaching unsolved problems without the constraints of prior constructs can lead to better understanding.

  Also, vegetables usually are the culprits anyways.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Deep Lore⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Wouldn’t mind that much if I got a royalty tbh.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dream 🦕 Big⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Omg lol. Dinosaur scientists have been extinct for like hundreds of years.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Replication crisis, my arse⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Pretty much every study I’ve seen where they DNA test fish shows that the fish was not even the type of fish it was labeled as.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Replication crisis, my arse⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Good science doesn’t start with biases friend.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨European Union finds PornHub, Stripchat, XNXX and XVideos in breach of the Digital Services Act for allowing minors to access their services⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Any society that prioritizes getting rid of porn before influencers deserves to be buried in rubble.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You can just do stuff.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I think that’s just ducks

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨3D Print Becomes Cast Iron Wrench Via Microwave⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah I’d much rather buy a wrench. Making a unique replacement part perhaps would be a better use example.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨OpenAI drops plans to release an adult chatbot⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Genuinely curious if you’ve found a good porn site that isn’t already incorporating these. The ones I frequent have them already fairly regularly but they are heavily down voted and have an uncanny valley feel to them that is a real turnoff. Not at all “all the rage”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Apple rolls out mandatory UK age verification with iOS 26.4, requiring users to provide a credit card or ID, a first in Europe, after UK government pressure⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Only moments before the world ends will mankind look back and realize that “won’t someone think of the children” was the thing that did us in.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A million new SpaceX satellites will destroy the night sky — for everyone on Earth⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Do they have those at Walmart?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Age checks creep into Linux as systemd gets a DOB field⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  In other news there has been a massive uptick in Boomers converting to Linux…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Age checks creep into Linux as systemd gets a DOB field⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  FU/CK/YOOU

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Meta found liable in child exploitation case⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hemeroid at best.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A Ukrainian corps is battle-testing exoskeletons that can fold into a briefcase⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ok, but can I still fit all my tps reports and a granola bar in there with this?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨it’s just what i’d wear on a basic hot day⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What am I missing? Unless you are motorcycling what is the allure of this? Just seems like a selective portable sauna for your crotch and legs.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Honestly wouldn’t blame you if you were the op with a second account just for this setup.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨good morning⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Just keep working two jobs, ignore that lump on your neck you can’t afford to do anything about it anyway, and visit the shrine of your favorite billionaire at least twice a week.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The US bans all new foreign-made network routers⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Spying on citizens at best. Manipulating content at worst.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The FCC Just Banned the Sale of New Wi-Router Models Made Outside US⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Obvious move toward even more of a surveillance state. My current router is not US made and my next one definitely won’t be. Buying American made is buying a little piece of fascism.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Apple will reportedly start stuffing ads into the Maps app⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Finally somebody here standing up for the little guys.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨For the love of the game...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Probably voided his life insurance policy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨THE BRITISH COLONIZED OUR NIPPLES 🇬🇧☕️🧐⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Dick move guys

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This robotic hand has such sensitive touch that it can grasp objects as fragile as a potato chip or a raspberry without crushing them⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If they want to use it in healthcare as stated they need to teach it to get a little messy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨New computer chip material inspired by the human brain could slash AI energy use⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hubrinium.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This robotic hand has such sensitive touch that it can grasp objects as fragile as a potato chip or a raspberry without crushing them⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Why not just use a raspberry or a potatoe chip instead of objects as fragile as them?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨CW: Picture of a severe vaccine injury, NSFL⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Fucking barbaric stuff. That ugly deformed MF won’t be getting anyone with a decent dowry.

  Good luck trying to go to the beach without making children cry.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Jensen Huang: Nvidia “100% in Israel” despite war⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “We will 100% suck Nazi cock for cash” Huang later said.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Robot dogs priced at $300,000 a piece are now guarding some of the country’s biggest data centers⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Screw. The data center, I just want to steal a $300000 robot.