theangryseal
@theangryseal@lemmy.world
- Comment on Bro 😭😭 8 hours ago:
Hehe, “cut it out”. Hehe.
- Comment on Examination you say? What kind? 2 days ago:
We need to make it slang everywhere!!! Now!
It needs to become so standard that one day an old man will call his grandson a goober and the whole family will be mad at him. He somehow missed the memo.
Also, later seasons of the Andy Griffith show will be up to 100x as funny.
- Comment on rocketman 6 days ago:
Let me know if it’s any good. I’ll totally eat the next one if it is.
- Comment on They used to be all metal too. Its time for a revolution 6 days ago:
Awww man you just unlocked a memory of mine. I had several of those.
Also, like the other person who replied to you, I had He-Man toys that did that. I’m like 90% sure it was Skeletor and He-Man.
- Comment on The Onion buys rightwing conspiracy theory site Infowars with plans to make it ‘very funny, very stupid’ 6 days ago:
This just in! I’m turning my frickin’ self gay! I’m selling the supplements that will get you there too! The deep state wants to control us! NO MORE! You’re not gonna get my frickin’ dna to fight in your wars! You’re not gonna push us around!
eats handful of supplements
These Pro-homoerotics are literally the best on the market. I just now took them and I already want to tear my clothes off and throw the cameraman on this table!
Help support InfoWars and fight the deep state! I can’t do this without you guys and now I want to do you guys!
- Comment on People born after 2000 have never seen the cosmic microwave background on their TV set. 6 days ago:
I actually liked the flat screen crts. I have a 1080p flatscreen crt and I love it. Can’t use it though because I’m scared my kids will get crushed by it.
- Comment on M4 Mac Mini Power Button Has New Bottom Location 3 weeks ago:
If I worked at Apple, I’d hire you right here, right now.
- Comment on It's because of Gerald's Game, isn't it? 3 weeks ago:
Damn, his kid is a writer too?
- Comment on Pee posting? 3 weeks ago:
Eh, he’s a millionaire. Must be something to it. He’s 68 now and has started selling his stuff off. The new owners have been calling me for months because I’m the only person who knows how to deal with it other than him.
He truly is a genius. Like anyone else, he has his flaws, but I’m telling you, he’s brilliant and his work is brilliant.
In all of the years he has ran his businesses he never called an outsider in. He learned to program machines that people are paid hundreds of dollars an hour to program and repair despite being functionally illiterate. I’d say there’s virtue in his work.
On top of all of that, has taken care of his employees. He isn’t perfect, but if someone works for him and their car breaks down, it gets repaired on his account. If it can’t be repaired, he goes to a car auction and buys them a car on his own time after inspecting it from top to bottom to make sure it’s good enough.
I’ve had my problems with him AND his work over the years, but overall I definitely think that his skill is the virtue that I think it is. I envy him, in a positive way.
- Comment on Be happy if you woke up today and your throat didn’t hurt. 3 weeks ago:
Don’t work when you smoke weed.
I rarely smoke it (haven’t in at least 4 years), but when I do and sec happens, I can’t breathe and I end up totally stopped up for at least an hour.
I have allergies too though.
- Comment on Be happy if you woke up today and your throat didn’t hurt. 3 weeks ago:
Me too. Allergies can kiss my nuts. I get a break like once every 6 months or so.
- Comment on Blessica Blimpson 3 weeks ago:
I might actual get mines legally changed.
Damn. Beautiful!
- Comment on Pee posting? 3 weeks ago:
Good for your. Pat yourself on the back and feed your ego.
They need to eat, after all.
- Comment on Pee posting? 3 weeks ago:
Well. That’s on you. You’re allowing yourself to be upset over such a small thing and missing (I feel) a very valuable point.
That’s your ego, like it or not.
- Comment on Pee posting? 3 weeks ago:
Ehhhh, I dawnt reely no if it matters to much. Wut reely matters is that a purson can bee under stood. That the point of langwege.
I no a man hoo rites like this and calls PayPal pay pow, but he is a numbers jeenyus hoo duz complex calculashins n his hed like yoo hav nevur seen.
He can’t spell his damn name to save his life, but he’s a genius in ways that constantly blow me away. He draws complex diagrams by hand of every system he builds by hand. If anyone were ever to work behind him on something they’re very familiar with, they’d have to tear it all down and rebuild it because he just invents his own way as he goes. He has no real education either. I can’t imagine what kind of powerhouse he could be if he’d ever been afforded a chance to really learn.
I’d trade my abilities with written language for his skills any day.
- Comment on Pee posting? 3 weeks ago:
Yeah, that made my brain short out for a second. :p
- Comment on Of course telecom companies are suing the FTC to block the new 'click-to-cancel' rule 3 weeks ago:
What if a poor woman is on her pee rod and cancels in anger before we put her on the phone with our best beggar?
She’ll need to sign right back up the next week when her pee rod anger is gone.
Think of the poor woman.
And what about dudes? No get laid for a month and start getting cranky. What if been kicked in the nuts and cancel in anger?
Think of the poor shattered test tickles.
Be consumer friendly, please. Think of the children with no inner net bcuz cancel was too easy for drunk parents.
Think of the poor children.
- Comment on Not allowed to work from home 4 weeks ago:
Like when your mother and I conceived you.
No one believed I was your father.
…because I wasn’t.
- Comment on Meta has suspended several Threads and Instagram accounts that track the private jets of celebrities such as Mark Zuckerberg, Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos, Kim Kardashian, and Donald Trump 4 weeks ago:
I remember when you didn’t have to type carefully in the comments.
I had my comments removed over and over again on a video about Kurt Cobain recently. I had to type something like, “When he decided to take a vacation away from the planet earth with a traditional 20th century raygun that fired ammunition meant for birds rather than rays or lasers meant for people and space aliens.”
Meanwhile, “the Jews control all information and have space lasers and and and they put chemicals in the water that turn the frogs gay” and the like doesn’t get removed.
What a world.
- Comment on Elon Musk’s X Still Down in Brazil After Company Sends $5.2 Million Fine to Wrong Bank 1 month ago:
I think he could have got two birds stoned at once with this one.
- Comment on Elon Musk’s X Still Down in Brazil After Company Sends $5.2 Million Fine to Wrong Bank 1 month ago:
Wait… You did this?
- Comment on Trying to earn a record for "youngest person to <insert a thing>" is just an IRL speedrun 1 month ago:
Oh yeah, I seen it. Thank you though. I got caught smoking my first cigarette at four years old in my cousins bedroom. So I’m really not that far off, not that it’s any kind of contest.
- Comment on I'm as white as snow but I'm still not white enough to eat this. 1 month ago:
I’m scared of mine. Let me get a few beers in her when she gets home and I’ll see what we can do. What’s your financial situation? I’m an unemployed and annoyed stay at home dad. :p
- Comment on Trying to earn a record for "youngest person to <insert a thing>" is just an IRL speedrun 1 month ago:
No shit, I was about his age when I started smoking. I grew up deep in hillbilly Appalachian country and all of the kids I grew up with smoked. I only knew two kids in my whole neighborhood who didn’t smoke and one of them started in their 30s for some reason.
My brother and I robbed a delivery truck when we were 11 and 13 and stole two full boxes of Camel cartons.
- Comment on I'm as white as snow but I'm still not white enough to eat this. 1 month ago:
Yeah that’s what I had and it was GLORIOUS!
- Comment on I'm as white as snow but I'm still not white enough to eat this. 1 month ago:
Yeah, I got so excited by your comment that I forgot to ask my wife. They’ll probably say no. 🙄
- Comment on I'm as white as snow but I'm still not white enough to eat this. 1 month ago:
I didn’t know I liked jalapenos until recently and someone brought me a burger with them.
Holy shit I wish I could handle that heat regularly.
- Comment on I'm as white as snow but I'm still not white enough to eat this. 1 month ago:
Will you marry me?
- Comment on Nap game 1 month ago:
9 times out of 10 I don’t sleep when I try. If I do sleep it is because I’m exhausted and I wake up feeling worse than when I went to sleep.
When I was younger though, I could nap half a day if I wanted. Depression! The nap maker!
Now that I’m not depressed I barely sleep.
- Comment on Nap game 1 month ago:
You know me, huh?