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• skisnow@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  A significant part of Jesus’ teachings is “don’t claim to speak on behalf of God”. Whoever made this meme is a blasphemer.

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• Rakonat@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  Wasn’t the kid who shot him a groyper from a maga family? Not sure what liberals had to do with alt right radicalizing kids and losing control of a culture war they started degrading to a political civil war.

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  • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨32⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    you’re talking about reality, which is completely irrelevant to these people.

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• Thorry@feddit.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Why didn’t Jesus ask the giant eagle to take the ring to Mordor?

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  If God wanted Kirk to be alive, he wouldn’t have allowed him to become a blood fountain.

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• Redacted@lemmy.zip ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  For not stopping the far right guy that killed him?

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  • FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    For releasing the mutant giant eagle.

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  • Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Hey! We don’t do facts here!

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• hayvan@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Of course they use genSlop for their bullshit. They don’t have a gram of creativity, or value for human effort in them.

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• Shyze3D@feddit.nl ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Jesus prefers watching and doing nothing about anything

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  • DmMacniel@feddit.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Jesus is the ultimate cuck.

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• mech@feddit.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  meanwhile on Facebook:
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  • django@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Anarchism is slavery? What?

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    • arschflugkoerper@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      War is peace.

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  • blackris@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Ah, “Nazism”, the slightly less right wing brother of fascism. 🫠

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  • TheFriendlyDickhead@feddit.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Good to know that the nazis werent fascists. You never stop mearning

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    • Jimbabwe@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      If you had a penny for every magatard that actually knew what fascism was you wouldn’t have enough to buy lunch

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    • Magnum@infosec.pub ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      They where just really patriotic \s

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• Kkk2237pl@szmer.info ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Sometimes I dont know if those posts are sarcastic or true…

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• BigBenis@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Isn’t fury one of the seven deadly sins?

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  • Klear@quokk.au ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I think it’s “furry”

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    • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Greed, Wrath, Pride, Gluttony, Lust, Envy, and Sloth.

      Furries are only, like, 6 of those things. 🤷‍♂️

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  • SchwertImStein@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    Wrath?

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• finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Why aren’t those people pointing their phones at the Son of God and his enormous bird?

  Why would Jesus care about Captain Kirk? Is He a Star Trek fan?

  I doubt He’s furious at anyone. He’s too busy being a Whirling Dervish of Other Cheek-turning.

  Why would I comment a made up word to pray for Jesus, or Captain Kirk, or the enormous bird, or the stoned photo-takers? Show me where ‘christfully’ (note they couldn’t even give the guy’s name a capital ‘C’) is in the Bible.

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  How dare this heretic presume to speak for The Lord!!!

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  • Opisek@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Technically all words are made up

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• daannii@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Why? For not doing it before the Republicans ?

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  • harmbugler@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    His dad did it all along.

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• gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  CHRISTFULLY?!?! HAHAHAHAHA

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• Magnum@infosec.pub ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  christfully

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• ebolapie@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Praying for Jesus seems sacreligious.

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