For not stopping the far right guy that killed him?
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Redacted@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
For releasing the mutant giant eagle.
NotSteve_@piefed.ca 2 weeks ago
Have you guys also noticed that we’ve barely heard anything about Kirk’s shooter compared to Luigi? I wonder if it’s because Kirk’s shooter isn’t quite as useful to them for painting the left as “violent criminals”
Redacted@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
The media does NOT want to address the groypers
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Hey! We don’t do facts here!
SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip 2 weeks ago
No, for pushing the COVID-19 vaccine. As I keep telling people, it was the “plandemic” that made him get the jab which is what made his neck just do that. The liberals pinned it on a nice boy from a MAGA family to protect Big Pharma.
skisnow@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
A significant part of Jesus’ teachings is “don’t claim to speak on behalf of God”. Whoever made this meme is a blasphemer.
msage@programming.dev 2 weeks ago
Like everything else these religious nutjobs do?
They would never reach even the gate of their own heaven they speak about.
At best they can be sure to not break the first commandment. They are actively breaking many of not all others.
abbiistabbii@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
If Jesus came to America he wouldbe shot within two seconds of opening his mouth.
Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 2 weeks ago
And brown.
Lemminary@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I’d love to know what would happen if Jesus were way darker and older than expected.
Shyze3D@feddit.nl 2 weeks ago
Jesus prefers watching and doing nothing about anything
DmMacniel@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
Jesus is the ultimate cuck.
hateisreality@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Jesus Cucking Christ
OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Jesus let all this Epstein stuff happened. When a girl was crying and being raped, where was Jesus? When one was being eaten, where was god?
SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Helping some self righteous NFL player make a touchdown, for His glory.
OptimusPrimeDownfall@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
Honestly, the part where Alucard and God talk in Helling: Ultimate Abridged is one of the main things that pointed me down the path to question all religion.
thermal_shock@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Jesus is a vile character. He watches pedophiles, murderers and rapists and does nothing, just watches.
Formfiller@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
They were goyim so they don’t count.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 weeks ago
If God wanted Kirk to be alive, he wouldn’t have allowed him to become a blood fountain.
mech@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
django@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
Anarchism is slavery? What?
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
TheFriendlyDickhead@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
Good to know that the nazis werent fascists. You never stop mearning
Jimbabwe@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
If you had a penny for every magatard that actually knew what fascism was you wouldn’t have enough to buy lunch
Magnum@infosec.pub 2 weeks ago
They where just really patriotic \s
blackris@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
Ah, “Nazism”, the slightly less right wing brother of fascism. 🫠
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
They don’t get enough credit for really toning it down a peg.
Rakonat@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Wasn’t the kid who shot him a groyper from a maga family? Not sure what liberals had to do with alt right radicalizing kids and losing control of a culture war they started degrading to a political civil war.
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
you’re talking about reality, which is completely irrelevant to these people.
Soulg@ani.social 2 weeks ago
See you’re actually caring about facts and truth.
What matters to these people is that Kirk was conservative, therefore by default anything bad that happened to him was the fault of the evil Democrats. No further questions necessary.
spacesatan@leminal.space 2 weeks ago
guyoverthere123@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
I saw what happened to Kirk and watched it a few times. 10/10 would recommend.
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
New rapper name dropped that day. “Big squirt”.
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Why aren’t those people pointing their phones at the Son of God and his enormous bird?
Why would Jesus care about Captain Kirk? Is He a Star Trek fan?
I doubt He’s furious at anyone. He’s too busy being a Whirling Dervish of Other Cheek-turning.
Why would I comment a made up word to pray for Jesus, or Captain Kirk, or the enormous bird, or the stoned photo-takers? Show me where ‘christfully’ (note they couldn’t even give the guy’s name a capital ‘C’) is in the Bible.
Also …
How dare this heretic presume to speak for The Lord!!!
Opisek@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
Technically all words are made up
daannii@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Why? For not doing it before the Republicans ?
harmbugler@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
His dad did it all along.
umbraroze@slrpnk.net 2 weeks ago
I was about to ask “I’m mildly concerned, are American Evangelicals okay?” but then I remembered there has never been a time when they have been okay, so I don’t know why am I even asking.
BigBenis@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Isn’t fury one of the seven deadly sins?
Klear@quokk.au 2 weeks ago
I think it’s “furry”
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 weeks ago
Greed, Wrath, Pride, Gluttony, Lust, Envy, and Sloth.
Furries are only, like, 6 of those things. 🤷♂️
SchwertImStein@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Wrath?
gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
CHRISTFULLY?!?! HAHAHAHAHA
ICastFist@programming.dev 2 weeks ago
The libruls are all christempty
hayvan@piefed.world 2 weeks ago
Of course they use genSlop for their bullshit. They don’t have a gram of creativity, or value for human effort in them.
hypeerror@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Press “F” to christfully.
grainOfSalt@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
If I used that cesspool of a website, I would reply with a clip of [youtu.be/4ega5Rcct2s](Gandhi II from UHF)
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
He gunna sleep with some children and support the caste system too?(Loved uhf and this was funny, but it’s worth noting ghandi had some bad takes)
SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
What the actual fuck.
Bullshit like this, and the fact that there are soamy who believe it, is the reason I have zero hope left for the United States.
Doomsider@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I have heard of supply-side Jesus, is this another new form of him? Fascist Jesus - He promoted hate and division and blaming acts on people who had nothing to do with it.
All hail Fascist Jesus and don’t forget to subscribe to the Anti-Woke Jesus Network for only $19.99 a month to ensure your sole is ready to purge you fellow Americans.
Magnum@infosec.pub 2 weeks ago
christfully
Inucune@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Hey man, nice shot.
Kkk2237pl@szmer.info 2 weeks ago
Sometimes I dont know if those posts are sarcastic or true…
BeardededSquidward@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
Why would he be mad at liberals? It was another nazi who killed him.
Treczoks@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Maybe because they did not kill him sooner…
BioDriver@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
That’s at Texas A&M. My alma mater is a god damn embarrassment now
aesthelete@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
What even are these platforms? Why would anyone use them?
parzival@lemmy.org 2 weeks ago
Comment “christfully” to pray for him 🙏💙❤️
apftwb@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
No he’s not angry with the liberals for killing Charlie (because an far right kid did that), he is angry because they didn’t morn his death.
anon_8675309@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
White Jesus!!!
Wow.
itisileclerk@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Since when does Jesus protect fascists? Obviously the English translation of the Bible is wrong. Poor Americans, they were taught a false Christianity!
Thorry@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
Why didn’t Jesus ask the giant eagle to take the ring to Mordor?
ICastFist@programming.dev 2 weeks ago
“We ARE Mordor, bald eagle!” - 'Murican Jesus