Bruh... 🫩

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• RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨minute⁩ ago

  Jarjar is hot as fuck bro

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• DJKJuicy@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  Isn’t there usually a reward in these questions? Like 1 million dollars?

  Can I pick neither? Not worth it.

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• ajmaxwell@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Look like Jar Jar. Dude’s gotta be slinging hog.

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  • snooggums@piefed.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Fairly confident he has a cloaca.

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    • Caketaco@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      You’ve already sold me, you don’t have to keep going

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  • FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Also his tongue does wonderful things

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    • mech@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      In the movies, it only does awful things
      Like, talk.

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  • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Yeah but it’s always flaccid

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    • Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Not a problem its prehensile and vibrates.

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  • starik@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Where are you going to find a doctor who can treat you when you need one?

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    • Iheartcheese@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      Ask yo momma.

      (That makes no sense but it ENTICES)

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    • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      Horse vet

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  • Frozengyro@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Plus you can still make yourself sound like him, which always turns on everyone around you.

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  • AstaKask@lemmy.cafe ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Seventeen dicks according to Natalie Portman.

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    • Iheartcheese@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      Image

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  • bklyn@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You can’t sling shit if no one will get near you

    Except, ironically, shit. But don’t be that person.

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• sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Look like jarjar because I can find me a freak who appreciates my crazy ass tongue game

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  • Dojan@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    There are dozens of us.

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• Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  Voice for sure, and learn ASL.

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• capt_wolf@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Meesa gonna go wit talkin like Jar Jar, betcha betcha. Nobody understands a damn thing I say anyway.

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• logicbomb@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  One option is to speak like him, but choose to remain mute for the rest of your life.

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• Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  Me ls a therapist trying to break the awkkard silence

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• sausager@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Look - that tongue could be handy

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• Minizarbi@jlai.lu ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Can I be both?

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  • ramenshaman@lemmy.world ⁨55⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    Yeah, all or nothing otherwise it doesn’t make sense.

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• LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  Work would be so much more fun if I talked like Jar Jar Binks

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• hansolo@lemmy.today ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Second one.

  Move to Jamaica, no one cares.

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  • saltesc@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Nah, his voice would still be annoying af to everyone there too. If Bob Marley is Jamaican, Jar Jar is the noise a balloon makes when you pinch the mouthpiece and let the air back out.

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• mech@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  You are not allowed to kill yourself

  Well, who’s gonna stop me?

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• Crackhappy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Can I dance like Jar Jar?

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• snooggums@piefed.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Messa hooooorny.

  Yeah, talk for sure. I can always just pretend to be mute if it ends up bothering me.

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• Lunar_Voyager@suppo.fi ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I was gonna kill myself anyway if my life continues to not work out despite my best efforts. Just a few more years of keeping up the futile charade, jumping through hoops in pursuit of a career I’ll never be good at or come close to achieving probably, and huffing the hopium while engaging in parasocial online forum participation as a substitute for real friendship until it all nevitably falls apart or blows up in my face like it always does. The alternative is just killing myself right now and that’s scary and I don’t want to until I have no choice. But I can only take being the lowliest, most fucked up loser on the planet and being treated like it and having it shoved in my face by everyone every fucking day everywhere I go for so long while also totally cut off from human relationships and literally everything that makes life meaningful and worthwhile before I break down. People are nicer to homeless people than they are to me. As long as I keep fighting to live, they fight even harder to keep me down to use as a punching bag. My life is like an old junker car, sometimes it works and sometimes it says to get fucked. But at the end of the day it’s still a piece of shit, running or not. Like my actual car.

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  • toofpic@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    Hi there. First of all, i feel kinda bad at giving advice there, because I’m not some kind of a psychology/psychiatry/lifestyle/… professional, and also I don’t know you or whether your current point of life (or whatever you perceive as this point) is a part of a downwards trend, or you just feel particularly shitty today. But anyway:

    1. stop the suicide shit right now. you meed to sort things out, and stopping existing is not the way (because you won’t really solve anything like that, right?
    2. Career: there is no reason to pursue it if you don’t feel like it. What for? Who cares? If your job is there just so you could support yourself, then think of the alternatives, including radical shit like joining a nonprofit where you will be fed and lodged? Sounds stupid? Ok, maybe it is, I just mean there are hundreds ways to live and support yourself, including that, and also moving to Albania and becoming a hike guide. Who the fuck cares? Experiment!
    3. “fucked up loser” - who the fuck is measuring fuckupness and loserness? Loser to whom? Fucked up how? This is all highly relative even if you think life is some kind of a game where you can win or lose. Aaaand it isn’t. Nobody gives a fuck, there is no fate, no winners, no losers, you just have fun as long as you stay that weird limp of cells that is able to function as a single organism. Do that, walk around and stuff.
    4. “People are nicer to homeless people…” - firstly homeless peole are just the same people as you, it’s nust in addition to any problems you have they don’t have homes. Secondly, "People* are not some hive that judges you. Again, nobody gives a fuck, people just live, do some stuff, and nobody is really spending their time tracking your success levels
    5. DM me, we can talk

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• Drusas@fedia.io ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Learn to keep the tongue in and it's not so bad.

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• bklyn@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  A character that looked like Jar Jar was eventually redeemed in a scene from the Mandalorian, so I guess I’d have to go with that.

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