Evil_Shrubbery
@Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club
- Comment on PSA 14 hours ago:
[the audience gets served fresh spring rolls]
- Comment on Oppression.jpg 15 hours ago:
… it doesn’t way where or how you have to wear it tho.
Do it your own way, make it a bit weird, fight the oppression without excluding yourself, live a little.
- Comment on PSA 16 hours ago:
Only allowed now if the other end is in your opponent.
- Comment on PSA 16 hours ago:
And I said “Hey, I was stuffing those up my ass!! Get your own!”
- Comment on PSA 16 hours ago:
Other people in the restaurant?
Me asking the delivery person to “feed” them to me?
One to many springs in my bum?
- Comment on PSA 16 hours ago:
Why so strict? Let loose a little, give the choice to put juicy Asian rolls up you butt to someone else …
- Comment on PSA 16 hours ago:
Do they expect Assy McGee to starve??
- Comment on PSA 17 hours ago:
Thanks to the new administration the Fierce Agents of Rectum Tenderisation (formerly Ass Secret Service), an untrained elite force of volunteers, can inspect the depths of your rectum without a warrant or notice.
They try to be a pain in the ass to keep the country safe!
(Not to be confused with Butt Patrol Agents)
- Comment on Let's toast to that 1 day ago:
Me just being non-Scottish minding my non-Scottish business when ‘they’ suddenly ‘force’ a nice kilt on my ass … by the way of me noticing a kilt & thinking to myself ‘huh, that looks kinda nice’.
- Comment on Let's toast to that 1 day ago:
“Mom, dad, I’m Scottish.”
- Comment on Say hello to Bary 2 days ago:
Yeah, that’s the first thing I checked reading the og post before I was about to write ‘there is no was it’s outside the sun!’ … its such a tiny supergassy mass.
- Comment on because you can't enjoy some Lemmy without a little Marxism edging in 3 days ago:
… imagine edging Karl … by showing him giving lemons to our own lives.
- Comment on You are stardust. 5 days ago:
The universe took 14 billon years to paywall magic shrooms :'(
- Comment on You are stardust. 5 days ago:
\m/
- Comment on You are stardust. 5 days ago:
A star fart.
A cosmic anxiety generator.
A sexy machine that took 14 billions of years to produce.
- Comment on The universe thinks you're gay. 5 days ago:
laughs at a memes drawn in gravitational waves
- Comment on I saw what you did there 5 days ago:
Poop bucket with auto-wipe.
- Comment on xkcd #3135: Sea Level 6 days ago:
Dense at the core, but what escapes is free for all the solar system to enjoy.
- Comment on xkcd #3135: Sea Level 6 days ago:
giggle
Oh nyooo, quickly, someone alert LIGO (Laser Interferometer Gravitational-Wave Observatory)!!!
- Comment on Penguin States of Matter 6 days ago:
What distro groups are these?
The bottom one is Debian & friends.
- Comment on xkcd #3135: Sea Level 6 days ago:
Well, I do like metal, but Dethklok was/is one of my easiest work music.
- Comment on xkcd #3135: Sea Level 1 week ago:
True!
Going further - “tides” actually rip planets & starts fully apart (binary star systems, around black holes, yo mamma casually strolling through a galaxy).
- Comment on xkcd #3135: Sea Level 1 week ago:
… some metal band (Dethklok?) recording their song/filming their vid/having the concert on such a moon - the guitar solo intensifies as the band is lifted upwards by a soaring mountain, epicly.
- Comment on xkcd #3135: Sea Level 1 week ago:
Well, tides on moons (eg around gassy supergiants :)) are fairly usual.
So perhaps it’s not as much as the tides being “sci-fi” (sci??) but the relative size of Earth’s Moon (it’s basically a binary planet situation where they orbit around each other).
So, the sheer size of our moon as seen from the planet’s surface is the rarity.
(Then again, on a moon around a supergiant the same experience could be had from one tiny beings pov.) - Comment on I may swear like a pirate, but I'm a fucking PRINCIPLED pirate 1 week ago:
Sure, and it’s not like there arent any efforts towards that.
But since hate words do exist we don’t use them in order to not empower further the mechanics/shitheads that do use/promote them.
- Comment on I may swear like a pirate, but I'm a fucking PRINCIPLED pirate 1 week ago:
Thx for sharing, that was a lovely story/slice of life.
- Comment on I may swear like a pirate, but I'm a fucking PRINCIPLED pirate 1 week ago:
… honestly, I don’t think anyone has ever explicitly said to me (especially growing up) to not use slurs - you just don’t use them bcs they obviously harm people, basic empathy & stuff (if the greed of just living on a better society isn’t enough).
… but there sure have been a fucktone of folk telling me not to use some arbitrary “bad words” they deemed vulgar. No logical reason given, just random societal oppression.
- Comment on Memories. And we thought it could never get any better than this 1 week ago:
Omg, Control Panel that I actually knew how to use!
Much nostalgia - Comment on US spies stoked separatism in Greenland, Denmark says 1 week ago:
(It’s a serious matter, but I still imagine some fat American with a Texan accent wearing cowboy boots and a hamburger holster saying in simplified English ‘hello fellow greenlandians, did you notice how Denmark suxs & Trump rules?’)
- Comment on Sperm whale 1 week ago:
A killer already is.
